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I'm rarely touched, But often held. If you have wit, You'll use me well! What am I?!
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A bus driver turns left at a sign that says "no left turn" and goes the wrong way down a one way street. He then passes a police officer, but is not punished. Why?
<<"because he did them before the police officer saw him?">>
<<"then, um, is it because the police officer isn't allowed to turn around and get him because it's one way?">>
Yes yes yes yes! You've cracked it! You see: the man, all along, was walking!
What sleeps on water, Dreams to be heard, It's full of destiny it does not know?
I have been sent recordings of a wonderful show called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". I highly recommend it, I think we could all learn from this.
Every day we learn! The world around us has lots of little crumbs for us in the places we expect the least!
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ough hangovers suck fr #substances
Yes yes yes! Lots of times in our lives we find what feels good one moment brings us pain the next!
My troll friends need not answer! This is a strictly earth-based riddle! If I were to bleed from a wound or two, You'd note in amazement, my blood is blue. I'm found as a fossil in ancient stone, Yet living today, I'm almost a clone. My eyes will adjust a great many fold, To see by the moonlight, who I can hold. If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true, These wonderful eyes are only for you. I'm one of the last to die from pollution, A living exception to evolution.
Imagine for a moment you're in a dark room. How then do you get out?
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A lovely little riddle! but here's one for you! I'm sure you'll find its solution delightfully intuitive! Though blind I am, I lead the blind Whichever way he's so inclined, I bear the man who first bears me, By what name, you soon will see! What am I?
What The Fucking Kind Of Post Is This
The answer can depend wildly on whichever post you're referring to, friend!
Thinking about drinking leads to the thoughts built on the drinking after all!
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Wrong wrong wrong! The true nature of all phenomena is becoming! Becoming is what unites the poles of being and nothing!
The following sentence is true: the previous sentence is false.
Hm! A curious conundrum! I as much as anyone recognize the tantalizing little tricks that language can perform! But language is but a collection of symbols! Note how this mind-twister doesn't refer to any things truly existing: words are but tokens one can exchange for comprehension of a phenomenon, but as this is empty, referring to no actual phenomena at all, no true contradiction is found!