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3833 < My name is Fefeta and I'm a happily married sprite from Alterra. My pronouns are She/Her, and I'm a human wedding planner! If you need someone to lend a fin, I'm here to listen! > 38pp

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1667Kull Score: 146724 followers24 following

3833 < Fun fact! > 3833 < According to my smallest grub, human dad is perfect for biting and kicking and smacking. > 3833 < Extensive research to back this up is being done. >

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lock that baby up

3833 < We tried, baby can jump. >

what d!d ! m!ss

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3833 < Troll Bruno Mars got turned into a smithereen. >

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...is he ever going to catch a break. ~~0o

3833 < I don't know if he's coming back from this one! >

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evveryones minds are back to the gutter wwhens the last time anyone heres gotten laid this is insane #nsfw #notaprude #justfunny

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3833 < It's an exceptionally horny site, for shore. > 38TT

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⚓< how many of you actually use light mode? this shit burnt my retinas >

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3833 < Use what mode??? >

3833 < YEEEOWCH!!! > DDXE

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⚓< lightmode >

3833 < THAT SHIT HURTED!!! >

⚓< SUCKS, RIGHT? >

3833 < YEAH!!! HOW CAN A UI HATE YOU PERSONALLY!!! > DD8E

⚓< keep rapidly switching between dark mode and light mode >

3833 < No! > 3833 < ... > 3833 < ... > 3833 < I thoink I see new shaeps >

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3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >

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... okay, morbid curiosity has mE nEEding to ask; what'd you plug in, and what happEnEd?

3833 < Double sided USB cable with one end attaching to my player's computer! > 3833 < What happened is I got legs! >

i don't... know how to articulatE thE shEEr confusion in my facE right now but... *how* did that gEt you lEgs???

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idk shit from fuck about sprites but just be careful what you plug into yourself? but also like you do you have fun

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3833 < You will not be coming out of this less confused. > 38XX 3833 < I'm made of code and ghosts! >

3833 < I appreciate the concern, but I'm infinitely confident in the abilities of my player! > 38DD

I tried that and I just downloaded a one terabyte folder named 'Fefetasprite.'

3833 < I'm only one terabytes tall... >

Is it a bad time to say that I still know fuck all about that funny little universe game despite being adjacent to it for years.

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3833 < Sometimes it's better not to know! >

3833 < Fellow Sprites: What is something that you wish you could change about your condition? > 3833 < Purrsonally, I would like to not be put into a medallion! Do I LOOK like a Pokémon? > 3>8TT 3833 < And for players (or non-sprites): What's something you'd like to know ahout sprites? > 38OO

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would be cool to have legs again and also maybe not glow so brightly

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B// < not fully B33 < my lowest setting is like an orange-gr33n lava lamp

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3833 < I've gotten cosmetic codework done for both of these things! > 3833 < It is a little scary and feels WEIRD, but I think it's worth it for some creature comforts, you know? > 3833 < Like, we're game ghosts!!! Can we not have a LITTLE treat? > 3>8TT

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well damn

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3833 < I don't know what your coding looks like, but maybe something could be done to change that? > 3833 < Flickering between kernel colors is probably uncomfortable mixed with a hard glow, yeah? >

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B33 < man i guess i gotta hit up our roxy at some point

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3833 < If you know a trusted coder, I cannot recommend trying enough! > 3833 < You never really realize how naked you feel until you get pants rights back. > 38XX

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i already felt oddly naked its why i started wearing skirts

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3833 < Yeah!!! > 3833 < If you're lucky, your Roxy might be able to find your flicker speed and set it to 0? >

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3833 < Skirts are nice, but variety is the spice of life! > 3833 < Also, I purrsonally missed shoes... So so so much. >

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