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aw shuCks, hope he's alri6ht, stran6er! o︵o
yeah ii got you..
Somethin' about my 13-in-1 seemed to really freak the hell outta people so I guess you can take solace in the fact I borrowed a friends sundries for my visit to her place. I don't think I'm smellin' realy hard-boiled with this stuff right now. Good thing we're shooting after this. Maybe the smell-a gunpowder will get some of that grit back. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea54c1007b12.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba2f669c309d.png
thanks bro
i did say i w0uld be n0rmal t0day s0 pe0ple kn0w what i'm actually like. 0_0
Ah, I see. My apologies. I have no idea who this individual is then ♥︎
fuuuuuuck #NeedThat #OhBby #MyChemicalDrink https://i.ibb.co/fYcYRdv3/image.png
>> ¡ ડupport th¡ડ comp1ete1y Do ¡t to the¡r toeડ too
∘☽ She's alredy giving me her little gander stalks eyes whilst looking at the water squash fruit I'm prepping, I promise that she will get many MANY treats, hehe. ☾∘
(( it is my mission to make everyone happy ))
∘☽ Slop with pâté, much softer on your orbs stomaich, hehe. ☾∘
(( i dont think they give out patreon badges, with the exception of the transgender one i commissioned ))
PONDER MEOW BEAST LIKE ORB..
tranns girls. love whenn your cat. looks like a circle.
yEAH!
wELL YOU SEE,,, cATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET, yEAH? aND BUTTERED TOAST ALWAYS LANDS, bUTTER SIDE DOWN, sO, iF YOU ATTACHED BUTTERED TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT, aND DROPPED IT, iT WOULD KEEP FLIPPING, oVER AND OVER, uNABLE TO LAND WITHOUT PARADOX THUS, cREATING A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE, #SCIENCE
>> how doeડ th¡ડ happen!! !
Finally soomeoone acknoowledges it!!!!!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUYESSS I LIKE THIS THING
tHEY LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
my dad eat a lettu¢e but he don't make $ound$
fefetaaaa i jus reinstalled evry single 1 of them jus 2 make sure this wouldnt happen!!! but ig i could prune out the moar superfluous ones.... (the gurl wizard mod stays tho)
im doin so grate rn!! thx fer askfin
Leijon sw33ps from now on.
free horse
I claim you as also a direct descendant.
Your life is wild.
:33< who doesnt
fuck thts a great idea
B33 < do you want help with that
B33 < oh shit thats where that went
no fefeta :( is not even cursed.....
I'm going to ignore the last post beclaws my sticks have arrived. C'mere hissing hobo in a trench coat. Your ass is mine. #tigerstickthursday
Troll Alexa, add 33 more sticks.
Troll Alexa, priority order 33 more sticks. #tigerstickthursday
biig pan move, actually. iim not even goiing two ju2t bla2t them wiith p2iioniic2 iim goiing two float around a comiically large fryiing plateau ju2t two flex.
fefeta ur a treasure
hes strait up evil im telling u guys
dirk ate the cheesecake i left in tha fridge (it had my name on the lid!!!) so ill b beatin him w a broom #tigerstickthursday
B33 < thats it weve summarized chittr
Beating the hobo outside my shop with my floor cleaning device. #tigerstickthursday
I'm going to kick someone's ass even if its meown. #tigerstickthursday
☆~𖦹 Not to be too crass on here but I do quite like a woman's bulge. Hot, beautiful and gorgeous are all words I think describes them #nsfw 𖦹~☆
Ready to pounce. >:33
that's... really, really funny when you put it like that, actually.
What my purrple half descendant said. Tigerstick something. https://c7.alamy.com/comp/BKWH7R/young-siberian-tiger-biting-stick-panthera-tigris-BKWH7R.jpg
go tiger get those fuckers
FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UPP!!
yes yes yes the tiger is out
TEN THOUSAND HUNGRY GRUBS DEVOUR TROLL INVINCIBLE..
TEN THOUSAND HUNGRY GRUBS DEFEAT TROLL INVINCIBLE.
gmornin everybody! i slept like a brick! how are we feeling?
You heard it here first: Paperclip > God
Um-- I jus' wanna say-- thank y'to th' people who complimented me again @_@'' I didn' mean t'fish f'r attention or anythin' but I was jus' a lil' curious. Um-- haha.
I agree ≈ith Ms. Fefeta, I'd say you are beautiful, from ≈hat I've seen.
B33 < meow do they f33l about it
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yahoo!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hi⁀hello⁀hey! down⁀here! i⁀lo(V)e⁀jumping⁀anyways⁀but⁀it⁀sure⁀does⁀help⁀her⁀(my⁀butt)!
normalize taking baths.
☆~𖦹 That I have to agree with wholeheartedly 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 This is the most incredible thing I have ever witnessed 𖦹~☆
new sburb patch. r0xy lal0nde can n0w g0 ape shit. 0u0
thank y0u.
i've decided t0 enj0y myself s0 i am.
grinding up c0nspiracy the0rists grey matter and sn0rting it s0 i can travel t0 atlantis where a fish wh0 will g0 unnamed will m0st likely impregnate me despite my bi0l0gical incapability. 0u0 #substance
Goddamn girl, great catch!
fun sized!
((THEYRE SO CUUUUTE!!!))
My schoolhive 8ullies were a8le to diagnose my autistic spectrum disorder faster than my primary mediculler did, to 8e honest. Not that I still don't regularly fantasize a8out them all dying horri8ly from the meteor impact. #A8leism
id prolly be an afghan hound!!
mEOW, aCHOO,
1T'S a vERY cLEVER bUG tHAT l00KS l1KE a pURRBEAST
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>>| that's .a bit #cw-self-harm, .i think.
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In l8te stage catitalism even priv8te convers8tions 8ecome engagement farming tools. Capitalism*
:33< oh i s33 the cat is a black hole and isnt actmewally affected by the things it eats thank gog
☘︎ d✿n't plan t✿ make any enem☘︎es, but ☘︎f ☘︎ d✿ ☘︎ w☘︎ll make sure they're stabbable f✿r y✿u. :)
Can trans men als✿ get beh☘︎nd y✿u..? Ask☘︎ng f✿r me. ☘︎'m n✿t g✿✿d at f☘︎ght☘︎ng ☘︎f anyth☘︎ng happens. :(
B33 < let me help fefeta my weapons basically turn my hands into big fuckin forks
ok gotta do my #affirmations "i am not neurotic" "i am normal" "i can leave my apartment and no one will say i look like a man right to my face after i say im a girl" "im fly"
truly a silly creature im glad you did [[HES MY IRL KITTY HES SOOO SILLY!!]]
so i didnt actually need the boons im out in space rn but its cool i can count on yall lmao [DAVEBOT returned everyones boonies!]
sick youre the best
boom https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77dcc59ff3e3.jpg
Oh.! Yeah. Kind of. It's hard to discern what exactly you are. It's something in between ghost and meat. So I guess "ghost-meat" is accurate enough.?
holdin like burger
oh, how lovely!! ^u^ roxy and i surely missed caddie's first pile, as we hadn't yet committed to adopting her, bUt once we did we found she was partial to toys with faces! plUshies, action figures, that sort of thing.
iignore that hate,, ii mii2cliicked (reflex......) ye2 ii am amu2ed by thii2 orange meowwbea2t enjoyiin the carnage..
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Hmm... No, I don't think I'm Familiar. Still, though, it sounds Wonderful! Your Husband must love you a Lot to make you Breakfast!
Haha, nice! I don't know what French is, but Toast is always a Great Way To Start The Day!
So Cute! Thanks for Sharing, Fefeta!
That's my daughter now I will protect her with my life and literally crazy murder anyone who would dear hurt a hair on her little gay head.
Oh I know! I missed my hindpaws quite a bit for those three years although I didn't realize it consciously because I was just a cat and any sentience I had was facilitated almost entirely by my spritehood. On the other hand I was only a single-prototyped sprite for a few hours and even then I was unsure if I'd ever get used to the leglessness. As relieved as I was to no longer be a failed Rose Prime but a successful Backup Rose I was internally mourning my barely-corporeal body. But it is so exciting to discover who you are isn't it? And to become a catgirl of course.
felt thII2 on a 2pIIrIItual level deep IIn my fuckIIn bone2. hang IIn there lIIl crIItter.
This is the most miserable lookin' bastard I've ever seen. It's like if someone dumped water on PI.
Oh, these kittens are an adorable creature. It looks sleepy
Oh, what a pathetic little thing!
^^ Me when I don't get my 20 hours of sleep. ^^
There is a reason sprites, at least to the first degree, havegl ghostly tails. To be a sprite is to haunt.
(( HATE REACT WAS ACCIDENT
I wanted to do some baking today but I'm unsure of what to make first... There's a few local businesses I want to drop some treats off to as a token of appreciation. I've peanut butter cookie dough left over from the other day, I can finish that off and clear up space. Possibly some blueberry muffins? Ooo I could also use the dried lavender too, mix it with the sugar crystals to top it off with. But what if that's too messy and the sugar ruins any of the gents' paperworks?
sometimes i wont know how 2 react 2 people flirtin w me so if u hit on me n i freeze up liek a startled goat, pls dont take it personally lmao
i think u absltely SHOULD pile ur faves but like, make em the cherry on top both easily accessible n aesthetically pleasing ✨✨
mayb get urself a gun or a pointy stick? yk, so you wont have 2 get ur pretty shoes all bloody
Y+u ever c+me +n back, c+me have a gander f+r me. I'll catch y+u up real quick, keep y+u nice n safe. Y+ur grublings, t++. I kn+2 a thing +r tw+ ab+ut keepin' then right. :+)
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Ah. It is excellent to hear from an expert opinion. Thank you.
i can respect a miserable creature
it looks scared to be alive
oh i didnt answer your question i got too distracted by that thing a wet specimen is just how the specimen is stored and preserved so inside a jar of liquid instead of dry
maybe! or they'll start trying to push back.
soooo cuteee aaaaa. Casey does it too but usually she winds up running off before it fully tires her.
O)( so cute 3X) Surely t)(ey'll go bananas for celery if you call it a snack too,
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ooh. few times ive played sitter it was my go to. they tucker themselves out running back to get pushed again.
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Wait till they get the urge to start randomly bapping at your face
Well now you gotta keep sliding them for the rest of your life.
im having flashbacks to my kids climbing on walls and stuff
congrats grub acquired
Me rn frfr.
Brb I'm gonna bite Karkat to wake him up like an asshole cat.
-> given moose still haven't figured out orcas, i think we're fine.
Should I get it's ears pierced while I'm there
let the timeline know how it goes lol
awwe theyre just at that age where that kinda shit just happens
lil fella is exploring aw
Prrrp chrrrrr...
Prrrr.
Meow.
,,sounds like relatively normal grub behavior tbh,,
,,what da grub doin,,
"= coordinates 2: feedback. i didn't exactly desire to eat, i ate to prepare for this uh, journey of sorts, but i will take a glass with me of something and i will, hm, go outside and walk around and see what else there is. ="
many don't know this but it's actually been scientifically proven that cuddles from a fat girl improve your physical and mental health! they told me #nsfw -ish? maybe?
Oh don't get me wrong, we are on the SAME page. I love to eat, I love to do it.
Thanks for the advice. Guess I'll put another half dozen scratching posts in my cart before I saunter off.
Well, I didn't know, but I guess I do now.
everyone knoVV2 quadrant2 are a buncha hogVVa2h, 2tuck IIn the pa2t lIIke a granny IIn cold mola22e2. the next bIIg thIIng? to brIIng about a neVV an excIItIIn VVorld of 2candalou2 adventure an VVonderment? tIIddlyVVIInk2. pop that IIn your pIIpe an 2moke on IIt.
I sure as hell figured out they love pretty fast. Little man followed me home, clung to my pant leg inside, and fell asleep in my lap all within 30 minutes of meeting the guy.
Beautiful. I will pay whatever they ask.
I didn't know you )(ave a )(usband! ...Unless your wife is gender fluid, t)(en good for )(im! 38)
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
im gonna stack crackers on him
o wow.......
happens. to me. more often. than. expected.
someone tell me i aint the only one who seas the lusus w the test results
× Yeah Yeah! Hope You Get That ×
Manifesting for you because free food and/or free money sounds cool.
aw id nevr hit u with a pipe dear sweet precious fefeta
now im thinkin abt pool parties too... some1 should throw one
i wouldnt ask or worry about that part
well now i gotta know which ones to know how much i should be laughing at them rn
one sip of thats gonna have me fucked five ways til tuesday i can tell just from how fucking yummy it looks gonna have me stumbling around like justin timberlake at a dui hoping my agent comes running to my rescue "cmon he did byebyebye and backstreets back let my man go" "did you see how he was driving maam he was doing backflips and grinding rails like tony hawk" "OH SHIT" "he got on the roof of the car and did a kickflip with it i didnt even think that was possible" "OH SHIT" "honestly im kind of impressed but rules are rules" "okay but if you saw the fruitastic cocktail he was sipping up you would understand. also he did sexyback cmonnnn" "well shit i guess we have to let him go because he did sexyback" "really" "SIKE" "OH SHIT"
fefeta god help me i want a fruity little drink to get me through the day
im oozing jealousy
That looks delightful
hoyl shit fefeta that looks so yummyyyyy
ha god damn hopefully the fighting will either stop soon or at least get more entertaining
i wouldnt do shit personally
BOTH ANSWERS ARE ACCEPTED!!! !!! THANKS A MILLS !!!
waitin on the first egbert 2 wake up so i can showrr them in gifts n praises
ngl, i am pretty sure this is fetish wear. #nsfw
you ever notice how all the dudes on here are either the most plain twinks or the most ripped dudes of all time? where are the fat fuckers at #fatboysunite
https://media1.tenor.com/m/QOY40Fo7Pd4AAAAd/seal-seal-slapping-belly.gif
when you at the bottom only place you can do is up #tierlist # nevamind i sound like cronus here imma just take the Ls
right???
thats what i B-E-EN sayin!
its sum cruel shit is what it is and thats comin from me
I think "social 8ludgeoning" is a good euphemism for a majority of the interactions here, frankly!
B33 < in the kelp furthest https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/08/24/sealbaby_custom-290af83cbdda6b4d0c632fad7b270dbe141288f5.jpg
bombastic side eye seal my behloved https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9d6607c0244.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9360dcd4205f.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
ULTRA FAT GRUB.... Oar you're very small, bot)( may be true 3X)
:33< plastic :DD
sourdough toast with butter and strawberry jam #specifictoast
So silly!!! I love )(ow combative t)(ey are, like- Water you going to do w)(en your big sibling rolls you over 3X)?
T)(ey're so explorative at t)(at age 3X) I )(ope t)(ey didn't )(urt t)(emselves, t)(ey can c)(ew t)(roug)( wires!
ohhhh hell be ok! physically LOL
this is thE corrEct way to intEract with crows! thEy'rE wondErful birds.
B33 < nah its clawmpletely fine tbh
i can potEntially crash thE party and providE moral support if you'd likE!
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they were roommates.... wistful sigh
:33< WOOOOOO!!!!
I’m offering you a brightly colored purple egg.
the baby has fucking aerial abilities we are screwed
idk shit from fuck about sprites but just be careful what you plug into yourself? but also like you do you have fun
B33 < uncomfortable is a stretch but it WOULD be nice to stalk purrey without a handicap
B33 < man i guess i gotta hit up our roxy at some point
well damn
B// < not fully B33 < my lowest setting is like an orange-gr33n lava lamp
Oh sick, I'm glad you won't explode.
You see we are smart
I did advise them 8efore the premise was provided 8ut it appears there were still quick the turnout.
you get it
((I love her
I'd have more if i could take care of em, so i can't blame you
Thighs are gifts from the nonexistent gods.
well, they have some time before they're conscioUs enoUgh for that! we didn't name cadUceUs Until she had nearly molted.
oh, i know exactly the feeling! when caddie was jUst a little wiggler in the caverns, every time we visited we had to resist the Urge to play with her when she was sleeping. oh, she was the cUtest little bUg, let me see if i can find some pictUres!
i'm a trans woman / in case you were curious
Homophobic wiggler?
would u guys still luv me if i stopped beign pink <3
hey gill you are insanely cute.
ngl its probably better a mystery at this point
oh i didnt choose it on purpose an egg hatched in front of me and he decided i was his mom not great with being encouraging but like you can dm me about this shit sprite to sprite anytime
They always say parenting is something that comes naturally. The truth is that although some things do, a lot of it takes care and dedication. The fact that you’re nervous means you love them enough to do right by them. And that makes me think you’ll do just fine. Turn that nervous energy into what it is- the deep love you have for them. You’ll be an excellent parent.
Well said, I had never personally got to addressing this particular conundrum while 8eing here yet.
Fun s.o°da fact have y.o°u c.o°nsidered bec.o°ming a trans w.o°man
Siiick you're the best.
Like this p.o°st if y.o°u are, a beautiful w.o°man (redundant t.o° be sure) wh.o° l.o°ves s.o°d a and .o°r p.o°p .o°r .o°therwise carb.o°nated sugary beverage pr.o°ducts d.o°ing umm we can call it market research yes .o°kay sure
(( oh shit I didnt notice him fuck yea also yea I got them attached to + and - just so i remember which is which Guess we'll just have to see lol
//Adhering to canon is pretty hard, I don't think I'll try at this point! I keep to some aspects, but you can only get so far before the character grows and learns and changes through RP, and RP is for fun, so eventually you grow and all that and wanna make things easier for yourself and have fun!
Y'know what, sure. Some marvelous cats there. Thanks, ma'am.
So you're like a seal/wvheal type deal? that's pretty neat. I don't think i'vwe evwer seen that before. and LOL, i guess, great for eating fish and stuff.
all upcomminng weeks have beenn canncelled because we have lost tbe days
:33< theres a time to meow and its nyow!
i think i understand now!! so is it safe to say its just a basic prefix in “troll lingo” then?
fefeta i know u always got me..... *sad heart* <3
((Just 2 note, Imgur is region blocked for some users! Imgchest also works great. -w- ))
[door squeaking open] oooh-eeeee
Prrhaps some motivational music would help your egg-escaper?
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#nowplaying Hot Girl Bummer - Blackbear https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnV2cGzmC4&si=0ERs6T5aZ_75L4VE
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 The 𝒫ink h𝅝rse ♫ was 𝅝ne ♪ 𝅝f 𓆏 𝅝ur 𝑓av𝅝rites!𝆒!𝆒 We relate𝅗𝅥 ♫ 𝆐𝅝st 𓆏 t𝅝 ♪ Bluster𝑓ly th𝅝ugh,𝄾 𓆏 we ♪ use𝅗𝅥 ♫ t𝅝 be quite ♪ reserve𝅗𝅥 𝄬ack then.𝄽 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
holy shittt haha thank you
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
:33< happens to the best of us :33< k33p fighting the good fight girlies
B33 < #gagagofast is furreaking awesome
B33 < Who else be wakin up in the middle of the night just to run around