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3833 < My name is Fefeta and I'm a happily married sprite from Alterra. My pronouns are She/Her, and I'm a human wedding planner! If you need someone to lend a fin, I'm here to listen! > 38pp

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3833 < THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE FAT BOYS!!! > 3833 < Hi. > 3833c

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:33< WOOOOOO!!!!

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3833 < Easter doesn't exist on Alterra, but I'm glad you're all having fun with eggs! >

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I’m offering you a brightly colored purple egg.

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3833 < Veey kind of you! But, I had a brightly colored purple egg and it hatched into a whole grub! > 38pp

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Woah!

3833 < Update to the biting dad saga: > 3833 < Al rolled the grub over and now they think this is more fun than maiming. >

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3833 < Fun fact! > 3833 < According to my smallest grub, human dad is perfect for biting and kicking and smacking. > 3833 < Extensive research to back this up is being done. >

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lock that baby up

3833 < We tried, baby can jump. >

the baby has fucking aerial abilities we are screwed

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3833 < Everyone thinks we need a new dedicated week, but perhaps consider taking a nap instead. >

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DOING THAT RN.

3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >

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... okay, morbid curiosity has mE nEEding to ask; what'd you plug in, and what happEnEd?

3833 < Double sided USB cable with one end attaching to my player's computer! > 3833 < What happened is I got legs! >

i don't... know how to articulatE thE shEEr confusion in my facE right now but... *how* did that gEt you lEgs???

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idk shit from fuck about sprites but just be careful what you plug into yourself? but also like you do you have fun

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3833 < You will not be coming out of this less confused. > 38XX 3833 < I'm made of code and ghosts! >

3833 < I appreciate the concern, but I'm infinitely confident in the abilities of my player! > 38DD

I tried that and I just downloaded a one terabyte folder named 'Fefetasprite.'

3833 < I'm only one terabytes tall... >

3833 < Fellow Sprites: What is something that you wish you could change about your condition? > 3833 < Purrsonally, I would like to not be put into a medallion! Do I LOOK like a Pokémon? > 3>8TT 3833 < And for players (or non-sprites): What's something you'd like to know ahout sprites? > 38OO

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Oh sick, I'm glad you won't explode.

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3833 < I've gotten cosmetic codework done for both of these things! > 3833 < It is a little scary and feels WEIRD, but I think it's worth it for some creature comforts, you know? > 3833 < Like, we're game ghosts!!! Can we not have a LITTLE treat? > 3>8TT

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well damn

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3833 < I don't know what your coding looks like, but maybe something could be done to change that? > 3833 < Flickering between kernel colors is probably uncomfortable mixed with a hard glow, yeah? >

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B33 < man i guess i gotta hit up our roxy at some point

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3833 < If you know a trusted coder, I cannot recommend trying enough! > 3833 < You never really realize how naked you feel until you get pants rights back. > 38XX

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B33 < uncomfortable is a stretch but it WOULD be nice to stalk purrey without a handicap

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i already felt oddly naked its why i started wearing skirts

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3833 < Yeah!!! > 3833 < If you're lucky, your Roxy might be able to find your flicker speed and set it to 0? >

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3833 < Skirts are nice, but variety is the spice of life! > 3833 < Also, I purrsonally missed shoes... So so so much. >

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3833 < My husband keeps picking the grubs up and moving them around to piss them off. > 3833 < Maybe if they didn't want to be picked up they wouldn't be grabbing sized. > 3>8pp

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3833 < The differences between my timeline and other post-game timelines makes me ponder if anything I say is applicab > 3833 < POST CANCELED THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY PUZZLE >

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B33 < im so furry purrious about you tbh! B33 < so nefur stop sharing <3

3833 < Al has given me a 1000pc puzzle, I must hide if from the guppies posthaste. >

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3833 < The 300pc puzzle has become a 288pc puzzle due to grub intervention. > 38II

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8ut...now it's going to 8e forever incomplete!

3833 < I know... > 3833 < I am. Mourning. > 38'II

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You have my sincerest condolences.

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3833 < Glad I was too busy to go to #EridanWeek honestly... > 3833 < I don't have a personal hatred of Eridans, I just think that if your event has a drone swarm it might not be for me! > 38XX

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(=\>.</=) Should I ask why he was getting a whole w33k to begin with?

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3833 < Some questions are harder than others to answer... > 38YY

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You see we are smart

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3833 < Ohh, you guys did Trickstery things... > 3833 < Be wary of the tremors! > 38TT

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i thought people would know better than to try that stuff again :(

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I did advise them 8efore the premise was provided 8ut it appears there were still quick the turnout.

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3833 < Unfortunately, there are some people that don't know the dangers that come with getting Trickstered since timelines will diverge a lot! > 3833 < Thankfully, this should be a good lesson that they are not immune to getting VERY sick! >

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3833 < The voice of reason usually ends up the quietest, huh? > 38TT

3833 < 300pc puzzle, it's you and me this morning... >

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3833 < Tigers on the moon. >

3833 < They shot a Labubu into the stratosphere and it survived... >

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damn. can wE try again, do it fastEr, and hopE wind rEsistancE oblitEratEs it?

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B33 < unfortunate news

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3833 < Mrrow >

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B33 < mrrrow!

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3833 < We stay purring. >

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B33 < doesnt matter who were merged with, the purring remains

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3833 < I love Sylveon lots and lots. > 3833 < But, shiny Vaporeon blast. >

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3833 < Sprinkles and Confetti are beating the snot out of each other, but also keep pausing to groom each other... > 3833 < Cats are so silly. > 38pp

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3833 < Back to skull punching they go... >

B33 < classic red vacillating blackrom behavior right there

// Fefeta doesn't use hate reacts because she is a tenderheart. However, she is a believer in number go up.

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((I love her

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