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We have to medicully introduce shame 8ack into your shameglo8es. There's just no other way.
"KerZet we have food at hive" they Zay food at hive: 5000 page lego inZtruction manual

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
LITERALLY!!

🜏 Some of urr pii♱xh fliirr♱iing iis so fuxkiing bad even ♱he Amporras would xrriinge a♱ you. Wha♱ ♱he hell was ♱ha♱ shii♱ #vaguepos♱iing ♅
Hot Take but naut really: Some of you need to knoψ ψhat is aschoally pitch flirtin. Sorry, boo, but i'm not going to find u hot after you insult my appearance or features cause they're different than yours. Beach, I hate you for reel.
K--<torn between "sexy nun" and "dont stick your bulge in purple" #vagueposting #nsfw

ON MY HOMEWORLD, NEARLY EVERY PROTEIN, REAL OR SYNTHETIC, IS OFFERED IN A SLATHERABLE STATE OF IMMERSION IN SOME VISCOUS GRUBSAUCE-DERIVATIVE OR ANOTHER. IT WOULD BE ABNORMAL *NOT* TO DRENCH YOUR EARTH CLUCKBEAST IN FLAVORSLURRY.
IF YOU'RE SOME SORT OF. PRISSY PRONGED "GOOD GUY." AND MY POSTS DON'T APPLY TO YOU. FEEL FREE TO LET THEM PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU. LIKE A GREAT WAVE. AND THEN. ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU MAY RESUME. REBUILDING THE SCRAPS OF YOUR LITTLE LIFE. WITHOUT CHIMING IN. "O FEARSOME DEMONESS. ON YOUR TAXONOMY OF VARIOUS APOCALYPTIC HORRORS. YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION. ANYTHING THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!"

Ratio.

Like my last reply to Doc Scratch so I can ratio that guy in the name of democracy. Thank you.
fuck 1 can’t stop laugh1ng, rankma1d 1s the best and 1s l1terally carry1ng th1s place on her back l1ke that human de1ty f1gure and the cross

:33 < oh mrow! 4 notifications! i can't wait to interact with the comewnity!! :33 < *looks inside* :33 < *hate bot*
concept: the long goodbye (part 2) i need you so much simply addicted to your love nothing i can do im a slave to you now im so helpless without you heavenly when those stars aligned eternity until the end of time ecstasy always burned into my mind youre a drug for me pure and crystalline so i kneel soaked in the mud and rain drawing pictures around your name conversations in my brain locked way feeling withdrawals on that first day drifting alone like its my fate bearing the pain of a lonely lovers face just waiting for the calm to be replaced but the path only fills with more heartbreak with you far away im left adrift within a haze so consumed by you did you truly love me too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, substances, dependence, slavery mention, loneliness, outliving your quad, archive rating: G)
so im a bit nervous but if anyone would be interested... ive been working on some concepts like rankmaid-senpai! im not very good at it though and i think i accidentally made something more like poetry which is a lot less interesting maybe but if anyone is still interested ill go ahead and put them up before fight night i just hope my expressing myself can reach out to at least one of you in some small way if i do!

:33 < i think mewr delusional and should be beaten by a rock

some fish are mean and should shush :(
it'S like a slow climax. we'RE going to build up to me summiting a fucking mountain or something later.

...avoid bars, 6ot it...

Troll Alexa, priority order 33 more sticks. #tigerstickthursday

What my purrple half descendant said. Tigerstick something. https://c7.alamy.com/comp/BKWH7R/young-siberian-tiger-biting-stick-panthera-tigris-BKWH7R.jpg
> what the fuck happened la2t n1ght <

shit wvait should i get a tramp stamp vwhile im here

#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png

// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME

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nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds

YOU EVER WANT TO CHITT SOMETHING AWFUL. BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH OF AN AUDIENCE. SO YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR ACTIVE HOURS? #RELATABLE
everyone knoVV2 quadrant2 are a buncha hogVVa2h, 2tuck IIn the pa2t lIIke a granny IIn cold mola22e2. the next bIIg thIIng? to brIIng about a neVV an excIItIIn VVorld of 2candalou2 adventure an VVonderment? tIIddlyVVIInk2. pop that IIn your pIIpe an 2moke on IIt.

YOU KNOW WH4T? B31NG POLY QU4DR4NT FUCKS 4CTU4LLY. TH1S SH1TS GR34T.

yeah. w0men specifically l0ve being called t00ts, especially after y0u've just explained s0mething t0 them they already kn0w. trust me.
the storm is making me miss the feeling of rope around my wrists. how sad. #nsfw
oof! it usually helps me, sorry! <:C

g00d uze. keep it up.

It’s okay, that’s a valid kink, too.

they gotta add a 5th react button for ? just a ? button

concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)

tiger xXx beetle #beetleweek https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/tigerbeetl.png
I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking

:33< i looooove glados shes so purrty and mean to meow <3
said i woudl behave earlier. jst went 2 post and rwlaized it was insane https://i.redd.it/9c5s7cr5ht1d1.jpeg

ᐖ LET ME MAKE 1 THING. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLEAR. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLAIRE EVEN!?!?!? WHEN I SAY MUSᑈLES. I ᐖO NAWT MEAN SHRINK WRAPPEᐖ ABS ANᐖ BOᐖY BUILᐖER BS. I KNO UR ᐖEHYᐖRATEᐖ ASSES ᑈANT ᐖO SHIIIIIIIIIT GOOᐖ! MEAT! IS! MARBLEᐖ!!!!! GET SOME FAT ON THEM THANGSSSSSSSSSSSSS ᐛ

If You Have No Treasure Trail, Why Are You Lifting Your Shirt? Put It Back Down. #nsfw

too much peixes spreadin positivity rn. i gotta come in bring some balance. everyone say )(-EY YOU LOOK UGLY!! everyone say FUCK YOU!!! everyone say IMMA KRILL YOU!! or watever else you wanna say. go ahead n say it to friends or enemies idc just tip the scales a lil
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--[| I see you fools joke about fake highbloods like "se*dw*llers" aren't invasive alien hybrids bred here to subjugate the native TRUE INSECTOID Alternians like docile woolbeasts #wakeup #horror #bodyhorror #trollsdonthavegills |]--
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not funny. didnt laugh. plus. you arent real. #wearegoingtokillyou

observe. my #beetleart. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Untitled450_20260406180759.png
I always found it very...how do I put it? Interesting would 8e the kindest word that I can muster, I think. Interesting. I find it interesting to amass a collection of supposed "doomsday devices" in order to eventually "o8liter8te the impudent landdwelling curs." Particularly when the majority of said doomsday devices were 8uilt 8y a landdweller for the purposes of what I can only assume are out of some sarcastic egocentric mindgames. It had certainly tickled my fancy, at least on a strictly technical level. How would one implement such a machine upon the creatures of land and not have that leave a profound negative effect on the seadwelling popul8tion? (Spoilers: it can't really 8e done.) I still always considered at least the practical applic8tion of such a thing to 8e of some intrigue to me. What immedi8tely comes to mind is, naturally, simply flooding the landscape. It's 8een done, 8ut I wouldn't consider the illustrious Alternian empress' apocalyptic takeover to 8e particularly fruitful for her. I mean, she *did* succeed, 8ut it didn't even seem as though it netted her significant 8enefits. Her su8jug8tion only lasted...a couple hundred sweeps? I got off-track. Six sweep olds trading and manufacturing weapons of mass destruction is nevertheless darkly humorous.
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg

((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))

In an attempt to brave the horrors of the night time such as groaning green men and rattling piles of bones, I have erected a temporary shelter. Now, you may be saying "Calder. This looks like shit" And yes. You would be correct. However, the Bizkantine empire was not erected in a day and I will need the materials gathered in here to build my castle anyway. This project seems it will be a long term endeavor. Please continue to lend me your support. Thank you. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0e93bedf89a.PNG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d76a94864b90.PNG

im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)

:33< thinkin about #girlbulge once again :33< is there anyathing betpurr? :33< i dont think so :33< #nsfw

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:33 < not to burst any bubbles as tempting as batting at floating things mischievously is :33 < why is there an #eridanw33k ?

arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
<3-Gorcegle-how-to-nonchalantly-show-off-my-neck-to-a-girl-with-suspiciously-sharp-canines.-#nsfw

life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.

take y0ur meds 0r s0mething bad might happen. 0u0

my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
D --> This is why I initially advised against attendance D --> Mingling with Alternian trolls is messy

tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)

0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep. cheep cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep cheep
You're right, 8ut I retain the right to hope for the 8etterment of my fellow trolls.

i could host an evwent, but I'll be real, it'll just be online and an excuse to force people to wvatch movwies wvith me. i wvanna see superman again.
I hope this doesn't come off as something of a negative 8ias from me, 8ut I'm honestly not all that surprised that people are getting maimed at this cele8r8ion. Certainly not regretting my decision to not personally appear, though I am, admittedly, curious. Who shot the cele8rity????????

Call That A Trampleine.
This would of never happened during nepetaweek
Well, I certainly can't say this sort of trend was particularly what I was expecting upon my arrival. Good for him. #eridanweek

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...i would be such a good drug dealer but i have to take care of stupid smelly grubs that haven't even figured out walking yet instead. lame. #substance ~~0o
*~We're hating 0n whimsy and the bit n0w? what has this w0rld c0me 2..~*

what the fuck. they burned a giant s0llux effigy and didn't even tell me? i w0uld've thr0wn the first match.

siiiiiighhhhhh........... SIIIIIIGH.......... #vagueposting #notrlly #justwantattention
AH. NOW I UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT VIOLENCE. WELL. NEVER MIND. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT TOO. THE WHOLE TIME. #PURE #INNOCENT #POLITE #KIND

n/)t the w/)rds id use but whatever
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
anyone who follows eridan week is a tool
yeah uhhh im sorry for that one buddy even tho i didnt have anything to do |w|ith it, i just feel like i need to apologize for bringing it up
Is there any wway to alloww people to anonymously state their opinions? I wwant to open a forum about the hemospectrum but that comes wwith its owwn risks.

I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
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Of The Casteist Slurs Mustard Has Got To Be The Laziest. People Enjoy Mustard Generally

I Love The Communal Scuttlebuggy For Just This Reason
about to try seaweed. this looks like fucking fish food. #derogatory

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pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png

after a l0ng, drawn 0ut edging pr0cess, i'm happy t0 finally say #imc0ming t0 #eridanweek.
i cant watch that gay hockey show because there isnt even a jockstrap locker room scene. literally how can you have a gay sports media without a palpably homoerotic jockstrap locker room scene where theyre practically *millimeters* away from having passionate sweaty gay sex over the bench like come onnnn #nsfw
I FUCKINNG LOVE WOMMENN https://i.immgflip.comm/79auyl.jpg?a492960

believe me, my imaginati0n has kicked int0 0verdrive ever since g0ing blind. reality is rarely w0rse than the depravity a thinkpan can c00k up.
In Other News I Believe I Have Caught Something From My Escapades With The Man Who Is Slender And Now I Am Forced To Have Something Called Gatorades Instead Of My Much Preferred Fuschia Blood Packets

i don't. know. the first thing. about. the occult. all i know. is. 1. beetle is. a noble and mighty. beast. 2. dirt. 🧡 3. when the fog. will arrive. and. i'm not. telling.
I don’t know what an Omega is but I’m assuming it’s this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8698e28cd78d.png

=( Good morning, Chittr. After a long and busy night I've returned to you. Did you miss me, my fellow #bugs fans? )
#BringThemBack #Lolcats Only with science can we repopulate. - MC Oleana

My doctor told me I'm on the spectrum
the quiet constant insidious temptation to overshare on social media. "whats the harm?" you say. "no balls." you say. well you see the possibility that one of the little lalondes floating around is my little lalonde is nonzero. and honestly its for the better that i dont get too comfortable here.
They should add group chats to this site, I think.

at least theres always #substances
great minds think alike what else is new.
spell of 72 ants !!! go !!!!
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!

@ectoBiologist i miss your wife.
#cullpurplebloodsforsport #crushdronesforfun #truegeneticsuperiorrighthere
Anyone else feel like having a total upheaval of the social order?
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #002 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/002.png
定 | Your display name isss "mommy" can you really blame everyone for pitying you when you're thiss embarrasssssssing..?

tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw

if yOU think im stUpId now, yOU shOUld sEE me when im high. im smArtEr than i lOOk. im the dUmbEst girl AlivE. #substance

Anyway. #OffTheClock https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0179.png

hell yeah i love me a safe and legal thrill rock on brother

i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png

yknow not a lotta folks talk about the hardest part of being a young man in this day and age and it aint shit like the "male loneliness epidemic" or "talking to girls" or "people expecting you to hold the door open because youre such a nice young man" its feeding yourself and im not gonna hear otherwise aight #starving

the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha

man you ever just https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/image6ed0fe0c674c85cf.png #drugs #substances
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]

en0ugh h0urs have passed that i can finally admit that fucking 0bvi0usly i'm n0t g0ing t0 shave my head f0r chittr p0ints. i lied t0 farm engagement.
s0rry, the s0uls requires sacrificial rituals ill try t0 be m0re careful next time they are getting hungrier the cl0ser t0 y0ur bee h0use main frames
Troll Linux! https://preview.redd.it/i-hate-dependencies-v0-z9dec465qerg1.png?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a072f6b73b480573ac3d86ccaa3696ccf671b9fe https://preview.redd.it/qknqt52y5drg1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0e9bd5a4bb89872cf36ceb2d5e3ab9d82931871d

u know the site haas rly made it big wen there is drama an discoourse on the TL

Whatever man fuck you. *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
REAL $HIT. I WA$ LIT ONLY ABLE TO MAKE MY AU$PI$TICI$M TRIO. WHAT ABOUT MY MATE$PRIT OF THE WIPE?? MY KI$ME$I$ OF THE DAY??

#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)

if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.

I have just signed an executive order to kill all landlords.

(( UPDATE: https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 go read this!!! )) (( brief five cents bc i'm seeing shit about it, and not trying to be rude here at all, but reminder roleplay always has had doubles and that is why the term "muse" exists, your muse is YOUR SPIN on that character and everything else it encapsulates. the site itself welcomes alternate selves (doubles) very freely and it's probably for the better to just not use it if that's a problem. that, or use the block button—it's a tool right at your disposal! )) (( thank you for coming to my ted talk, there's always gonna b doubles out there and that's just a fact of life. 8 billion people. everyone stay chill and if you need to rant abt smthn my dms r open. doubles r always welcome here y'all are great ))

3W, M4NM4D3 HORRORS W1TH1N MY COMPR3H3NS1ON
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss

fuck it spurrites tier list https://i.postimg.cc/4xppCn1X/image.png

wtf really? i had n0 idea. #them0rey0ukn0w

can i ask you three riddles

i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
:33 < TOMEOWDACHI DEMEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

h0w d0 y0u tell s0me0ne y0u're hanging 0ut with t0 st0p writing rpf 0f y0u if she's n0t g0ing t0 even let y0u read it.
GOOD MORNING CHITTR, WHO'$ READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF DEBAUCHERY

The sun is upon us. Why have we not slain this villain?
=^owo^= Stop posting.

O+h, hell no+. #dashwatching

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cant wait to see who shows up to ultimate pedophile challenge where all of them get obliterated by a gigantic hammer

Oh hey. Egotistical era canceled, back to hating myself.

i'm g0nna need every0ne t0 be really nice t0 me and n0t l00k at my likes 0r my hates 0r my pities 0r my mediates any time s00n.

Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant

NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
abt to staft referencin my old flaprin material xcept i remember none of it lol #theforgettor

Speeding is now legal as long as you can pinky promise you were in a hurry.

Now I remember w)(y I block --Eridan for sweeps at a tide. 38/ #discrusting #glubposting.
They're calling it "the finest argument ever imagined in the shower." I won flawlessly.

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"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

Don’t worry. I am certified in CPR.

> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e

Hold on, everyone. I have my Bratz USB Flashdrive. That should do the trick.

=( I've been having lag issues as well. I believe this sites popularity is beginning to drag it down. No doubt a direct result of my bug facts. )

God is dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? Got to top ten though. ;)

=( As the 24th most popular troll on this forum, I will investigate this. )
Echoed are the desperate calls In cruelly dark desolate halls Wishing only for any pulse Yet deeper and so my heart dulls Darker than a grave still mourned With your joy life had been adorned Grief has my memories deformed For your absence they have conformed If I had Just one word One word to say That you would still hear 'Return' is what I'd plead I'd be begging on my knees Even goodbyes would be a treat Unanswered cries are all I bleat, now Just another one I'm just another one Just another person under the sun Of no consequence Is this where it ends? #poem #poetry

Me when I just say anything.

=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )

i believe in y0u.
this is just g0ing t0 bec0me bitching ab0ut ranked placements isn't it. at least c0uch it in s0me actual hum0r jackasses.

bItchEs lOvE the news
<^(On my contr^^ct to de^^l with modern d^^y ^^lonso Quij^^… ^^hem… VVener^^ble Knight Don Quixote ^^nd squire S^^ncho P^^nz^^h. Posting the fight vvideo l^^ter.)^>

Oh good god this is impossible.
gamer facTT #3: iim miinecrafTT hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/77145898_IzQnAWiifgeuuUYY.png
OH H3LL yeah! THat sounds way better than YAPPING.
gamer facTT #2: TThe play2TTaTTiion 6 wiill be able TTo download iinfiiniiTTe game2, buTT TThe more you download TThe 2liimiier iiTT geTT2. follow for more fun gamer facTT2
gamer facTT #1: TThe play2TTaTTiion 6 wiill have a beaTTiing bloodpu2her

I have been severely handing jane her backside in our tussle to outdo each other so worry not. It has already been done.

HON3STLY 1T'S NOT PVP 1F 1T'S NOT 4CTU4LLY V1OL3NT

the speed at which i'm willing t0 aband0n all self respect up0n receiving even the slightest bit 0f p0sitive attenti0n fr0m s0me0ne needs t0 be studied. whatever y0u say, g0rge0us.
im annoyign on chittr 4 luv of the game, not 4 the fame #insoiration

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We should encourage testing the waters.

s0metimes getting pitied is w0rse than getting hated. it feels like the h0es are l00king at me like 🥺
fucked up iin the criib eatiing okiie dokiie2.

2eeiing that pan dead fiincel on my tiimeliine never faiil2 to kiill my mood what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith that guy.

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if you give a mouze a cookie it will azk for a glazz of milk this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist

any pyr0pes 0ut there willing t0 teach me their bullshit synesthesia thing? i d0n't have m0ney but i'll pay y0u by gracing y0u with my sunny and charming pers0nality.

A civil society would provide only quality posts on Chittr. Make what you will from this.

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n0 way. if s0me0ne hasn't figured 0ut yet in currentsweep that disc0rd image links quickly expire we deserve the right t0 make fun 0f them.
>we need to stop the wrigglers from embedded images through discord

men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine, its the same as going fishing.
never 4geTT TThaTT zendaya ii2 meechii
Welp, psionic detonation it is. Just be wary of incidental leftovers, recuperacoon slime gives off noxious fumes on combustion.

:33< this may be clawntrifursal but girls... purrty
Any0ne kn0w h0w t0 get a new lusus? 1 th1nk m1ne 1s br0ken…^w^
I think I blew up a troll a minute ago with a trap…
how the fuck did I become ps@ ch@nnel. this w@s not wh@t I w@nted. @n@
In Recent Interview, Troll Natalie Nunn Claims She Would Love to see The Dolorosa join the Baddies house. “The Bitch Doesn’t Play, period.” https://i.imgur.com/ec6XPDv.png
i think it s@dly h@s to be s@id to not sh@re your hive loc@tion or your where@bouts with @ny troll you meet online.

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=( Gasoline? Drinking gasoline? Really? Surely if this is what the youthgrubs of today are occupying their time with, the empire will struggle to find even a handful of non-braindead recruits come time for this batch of ordeals. Regardless, I have a bug fact for even this pan-empty topic. A common method of wasp pest removal is to hold a container of gasoline up against their hive. The fumes will disorient them and they drown in the liquid. This has been gas facts with Atlans. )

the concept was generally similar. we picked apart the codebase and servers for fun over a week. it was nice.

V^Feed sure d0es m0ve fast.^V

i'm not your aa unfortunately but i don't mind keeping you company.
>violetshits malding at my goldblooded swagger

=( Contrary to popular belief, "roly-poly"s or "pillbugs" are not actually a member of the insect classification. Technically crustaceans, they are more related to species such as pincherbeasts and scuttleshrimp. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )


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