#rankbait
FINALLY. I HAVE OBTAINED A TEXTFREE WALLSCROLL. OF THE COVER. OF THE FIRST ISSUE. OF ONE OF BEFORUS'S GREATEST CULTURAL EXPORTS:「INSUFFERABLE?! THE ANGEL AND DEMON ON MY SHOULDERS GOT TIRED OF MY LACK OF A LOVE LIFE, SO THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY! KILLING AND CULLING IN EQUAL PARTS, THEY EXPOSE MY MUTANT PUSHER TO THE WORLD AND COMPETE OVER WHICH ONE GETS ME LAID! VACILLATING IN MY QUADRANTS AND WITH EACH OTHER, THEY WON'T STOP PAILING BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THEM! BETWEEN ALL THE SABOTAGE, IS IT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM I LOSE MY VIRGINITY WITH?! THREESOME IN SOME QUAD WITH A VIOLET...Read more
FUCK. RIP RANKMAID YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS. Rankbait straight from the source. #Rankbait #ONMAIN
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, ERIDAN, ERIDAN AMPORA, IMPLIED CNC, CUCKING, NTR) 』 FEFERI X ERIDAN // VRISKA X ERIDAN // FRONDFICTION // ABYSSAL SEA ABOLETH FEFERI X ERIDDAN // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING // SOLLUX X ERIDAN // KARKAT X ERIDAN // KANAYA X ERIDAN // GAMZEE X ERIDAN // TEREZI X ERIDAN // EQUIUS X ERIDAN // ROSE X ERIDAN // MINDFLAYER VRISKA X ERIDAN // BEHOLDER SOLLUX X ERIDAN // DRAGONBORN KANAYA X ERIDAN // LICH TAVROS X ERIDAN // SUCCUBUS TEREZI X ERIDA...Read more
#rankbait and by that i mean literally attempting tw0 bait her back like a small animal.
cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDER...Read more
A RARE. NEAR MISS OF AN HONOR. I WOuLD. "LIKE". TO MAKE OuT. WITH. TAVROS NITRAM. TO. I MEAN TO. TAVROS NITRAM. A RARE NEAR MISS. OF AN HONOR. I WOuLD LIKE TO MAKE OuT. TO. TAVROS NITRAM. A REAL. BONAFIDE. FuNNY WOMAN. TAMER OF MY GIANT SPACE SNAKE. NAMED. RAYQuAZA. THE OZONE OBSTRuCTOR. @adiosToreador I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED. TO LIKE MY FIRST POST. EVER. AND BY A WOMAN. NO LESS. IT WOuLD HAVE BEEN A BEAuTIFuL. PRIDE DAY SACRIFICE. I HAVE LONG SINCE CONTENDED. TO MY LONG SINCE CONTESTED. DEAD BITCH SISTER. THAT I HATE THE STORY. OF JACK AND JILL. EVEN THOuGH. HER STuPID BITCH ASS. ALWA...Read more
Concluding the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Shikikan era: The Battle of Fearoyama is a seminal turning point in the history of the East Alternian Restoration era. It was simultaneously the end of Troll Edo's anti-Imperial resistance in the region, the official beginning of the Restoration era, and the final battle that resulted in the death of the Shikikan Uesugi Karkat. Prior to the battle, the Shikikan urged his followers to depart, insisting that their deaths would be unnecessary and brutal if they remained. However, so steadfast was the resolve of his allies, especially those he had stood b...Read more
#DirkReport: @timaeusTestified#0414 is painfully close to something big. #IYKYK
Concept: A garden of roses. You keep gazing upon them, watching them closely, sometimes even walking among them, caressing them as you pass by. They bring you great joy. You love them, even. The ones that sprout out of the blue, just as much as the ones that have been there the entire time. They're yours, and you are theirs all the same. Sometimes you take great pleasure in taking care of one in particular, tending to it with the utmost care and devotion, all while keeping the rest in your mind, never neglecting them. You're proud of having cultivated such a pretty garden. You get jealous sometimes, wh...Read more
oiled up my skateboard fuck tony hawk im doing a 20000 #dsflow #oiled #rankbait
Forearm against the throat, bicep against the nape, squeezing until the darkness edges into my vision, the blood pounding in my ears, finding nirvana right at the precipice of unconsciousness. #Nsfw #Nsfwe #Rankbait
n0stalgia. #stackedsaturday #rankbait #nsfw #nsfwe ((Bad End, though considering its my muse I'd say he's fairly content where he is >.> - Something different this time, crusty old bit of prompt writing from 5 years ago. Very stronk fish, you can go check out their still up tumblr profile for specifics if you dare.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bad99f6b8598.png
@goldenGigabyte Wants me to make a #NSFW Post? Okidokie. Hold onto your hat. concept: surviving the first hour in the murder hive because she wants you lucid enough to appreciate the craftsmanship. every trap is almost loving in its construction. tripwires tied to antique bells. pressure plates beneath velvet rugs. hidden doors that only open after you panic enough to start praying at the walls. she keeps leaving little notes in perfect handwriting apologizing for “the inconvenience” after every near death experience. eventually you realize the eastern hive never actually had an upper floor. e...Read more
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0684f809eb94.gif #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #rankbait #yaoi #imcoming #cww-flashing @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
clearly you all enjoyed shrimp wwith the wwimps but are you ready to dine on lobster wwith the monsters #rumble #yaoi #rankbait https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch NOW SELLING FUJOSHI GIRLSLUDGE! #lube #sweat #blood #megidomay #rankbait #imcoming #rumble
http?://m?pa<p.chat/<umbleindapumpkinpatch #<umble #imcoming #<ankbait PLEA?E PLEA?E PLEA?E EVE<YONE LOCK IN IT? ABOUT TO GET WET AND WILD
Come say howdy do to little ol me before the big show starts! https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch #rankbait #oiledup #imcoming #ivoted #bouncingonit #um #yaoi #?
terezi and jade finally meet up in pers0n and alm0st as s00n as the tw0 0f them have stepped int0 the r00m their n0ses perk up as their heightened senses 0f smell n0tice s0mething smells g00d. s0 g00d. s0 s0 g00d theyve barely g0t a few sentences 0f greetings 0ut bef0re the tw0 0f them are circling the r00m trying t0 find the s0urce 0f the smell. they want - n0, they *need* m0re 0f it. as their searching bec0mes m0re desperate and urgent they circle cl0ser and cl0ser in 0n each0ther... until they realise theyre the s0urce 0f the smell claws and nails frantically tear cl0thes 0ff 0f b0dies, requests ...Read more
HIGH PRAISE TO RANKMAID-SAMA the yaoi I was looking for only had one copy left and it’s FOR ME !! #rank8ait
s0llux and aradia remain separated until l0ng after the yell0w yard and after the tw0 matesprits are finally reunited and s0llux lays eyes 0n her living b0dy f0r the first time in sweeps the first thing he cant help but n0tice is just h0w much larger she is. even bef0re she was a c0rpse aradia had always been 0n the skinnier side and n0w shes evidently taken her sec0nd chance at life as an 0pp0rtunity t0 make up f0r all the l0st meals because shes put 0n s0 much m0re weight shes surpassed a muffint0p and has a full cake 0n display in her midriff far fr0m being ashamed 0f it she takes every 0pp0rtunity ...Read more
hanging 0ut at latula pyr0pes hive f0r a girls light and the tw0 0f y0u are g0ing neck and neck in a game f0r 0nce and decide t0 start making wagers with each0ther t0 make things interesting. it starts simple at first a silly dare here a hyperb0lic exclamati0n 0f being the w0rst gamer ever there but as the light g0es 0n things start getting m0re and m0re explicit. "l0ser has t0 take 0ff their shirt" bec0mes "l0ser has t0 flash their gl0bes" bec0mes "l0ser has t0 let the winner c0p a feel" until the tw0 0f y0u are sitting there in a state 0f undress and she turns t0 y0u and says "l0ser has t0 suck the winn...Read more
it'S #pailingseason and you'RE without a matesprit. someone you know well - who you don'T pay much attention to needs a little help, so you agree to "fill" the quad with each other just to get by. later, you two pail as needed. it doesn'T mean anything, right? but why does he look so handsome? why does it feel so good? then, in a rush, his lips press hotly against yours. you feel yourself tense up - you haven'T felt this red. never before. not even with other partners. #nsfw #rankbait #alltimephuntrgreatpost
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d211cdaf83f.png #rankbait m0re literally than usual
// I updated the shoe picture and added garters this would be #rankbait i think but heheheheh garters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/115b3a39b376.png
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
:o) As requested I am #PostingHole for #MegidoMay :o) I constructed it with many future and past versions of myself :o) And then left it alone for a few hundred sweeps :o) To allow it to naturally fill with water. :o) Then we all posed for a picture. #NSFW. :o) I guess. :o) Oh I almost forgot. #Rankbait #Hole :o) Is that enough extraneous tags? #Tagging https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85edff12b78d.png
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/803f234b0b77.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d0be5ca962.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccbe03494e7.png #foreshadowwing #rankbait
No #RankBait fr0m me on #fishingfriday. The only things I'm baiting right no\/\/\/\/ are salm0n.
i d0nt think it sh0uld c0me as a surprise t0 any0ne that the alternate self 0f the invent0r 0f #rankbait is n0w #serketp0sting :)
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO ...Read more
@archiveAddict at @adiosToreador 's suggestion i wrote some sickfic. concept. there you are, pacing, panicking, sprinting back and forth. mealblock, respiteblock, mealblock, respiteblock. you were making soup, of course, healthy, rich, the scent wafts around the house as you work. of course it is hard to stop and savor, because you are busy looking after your... something. you thought they were your kismesis but here they are, stuck in bed. every time you go away, you hear the saddest little noise, a sniffle, a cough, a sneeze. and every time you come back, you see someone you thought you hated so de...Read more
since it’s horny posting hours. in case anyone missed it, i showed hole the other day when everyone was asleep. #nsfw. #rankbait maybe. https://chittr.ing/profile/zoosmellPooplad/8a6693ca-4150-4371-b9fd-10ad445091fa
Alth9ugh I n9rmally w9uld refrain fr9m leveraging my platf9rm like this, I have 6een specially requested 6y a dear f9ll9wer and cl9se friend 9f mine t9 put 9ut s9me feelers. T9 any and all male Chittr users wh9 identify as 9ne 9f the f9ll9wing: #Gay #N9tN9tGay #H9m9sexual #H9m9r9mantic #H9m9affective #H9m9flexi6le #MenL9vingMen #MenHatingMen #MenPityingMen #MenMediatingMen #6icuri9us #6iflexi6le #6isexual #Panr9mantic6utStillAttractedT9Men #Rank6ait and anything similar. W9uld y9u 6e interested in sharing a69ut the j9urney y9u went thr9ugh t9 c9me t9 terms with y9ur r9mantic interest in 9ther men? T...Read more
#nsfw #rankbait #explicit? seriously, this gets pretty uh, heated. really thinking about the applications of my little reality hand dupe trick. like, the old joke about giving myself a high five is great and all, but when you have enough duped hands to call it a swarm? it's hard not to think about your partners, about how much you could pamper them, brush their hair, rub their back, do their nails, and that kind of thinking accelerates pretty quickly until you're imagining how much they might enjoy being entirely pinned down by the swarm, held in whatever pose you want as they whine and gasp under that ...Read more
https://i.ibb.co/BHPVzvKJ/image.png Please consult the helpful chart attached. Hardcore fans will no doubt be relieved to learn I’m posting archive and AI footage because the man of the hour is presently indisposed. #RankBait #JakeDirk #DirkJake #HalJakeDirk #HalDirkJake #ImLikeADocumentarian #AndAlsoTheNews @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
At the low, low cost of $5.99/month on top of your Plush Perv tier subscription, you can gain access to candid breakup footage from the archives as well as indistinguishable-from-reality #HAL-generated #JakeDirk #DirkJake scenarios. #PlushRump #HappyFriday #RankBait #NSFW
#nsfw #rankbait im thinking about using psii0nics for fucked up and evil reasons. ill be the first two admit im n0t the best telepath but i know enough two tease you. sitting acr0ss the ro0m on my handheld while y0u talk two 0ur friends, and all the things im thinking about doing tw0 you get transmitted right intw0 your mind. 0ccasionally glancing up just two watch y0u squirm. and sometimes i get excited tw0 and the connecti0n briefly gets fuzzy, my voice turning tw0 addled static in your head. its not my fault, y0ur adorable face just gets b0th of them so w0rked up. get worse f0r me. get more excited ...Read more
take my queen in chess and i will do ANYTHING you want. you don't have to win, just find a way to take my queen before the end of the game. #rankbait @archiveAddict.
#rankbait #gothichorror #trollfrankensteinesqueinspired #horror #nsfw #nsfwe #moirails #moirailsgonrsouth #blackrom? if it’s terrible my bad lmfao i’m exhausted #substance #sleepy cobbled streets with the sound hoofs clacking echo from the late occasional late night carriage outside the inn. the purpose of his stay would be a simple business request, a plea for backing for his next experiment. his old moirail, someone disconnected for nearly 10 sweeps. it was never bad terms, just a move in a different direction. time has passed since then, but the curiosity lingers. laughs from the tavern below w...Read more
mods are sleeping post #rankbait 0v0
[|||] heeey @archiveaddict iii waaas discuuussing wiiith sooomeone clooose to meee, buuut liiike, haaave you eeever wriiitten a stooory invooolving liiike, sooomeone tryyying to do puuush-ups wiiith nooothing buuut the preeehensiiile streeength of theeeir buuulge??? #nsfw #rankbait
trying to get a feel f0r the culture on here, and since im thinking ab0ut my matesprit like a chud, i think i have some #rankbait. see, my aa has a harem t0o, but its a bunch 0f different universe solluxes on speed dial. she makes us kiss.
WOAH. https://i.imgur.com/qRWlDOu.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT #RANKBAIT #NSFW #???
okay so im even gonna make sure the lady i guess is the resident expert sees this. but heres the pitch. you take a plate of poor, pathetic morsels. youre hungry, youre desperate. they arent worthy of the oven, not even the air fryer. you arent worthy of anything better either. you open the door. satisfying clunk. you set the plate in. you close the door. thunk. your food is locked into the red room now. you hit the buttons. beep, beep, beep. its all so clinical. youre licking your lips with anticipation. you hit start. the lights go up. the hum starts. your plate rotates, showing off every delicious angle...Read more
here's mine! #scentposting. also maybe #rankbait? btw please pretend rose milk here is instead strawberry milk. i thought they were the same thing but i was wrong haha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29e7957ec7cd.png
@archiveAddict While I think your lurid chits from the day prior were quite inspired, I believe you missed out on an important and quite potentially gripping angle of this encounter. The taboo of the smeared quadrant triad. Ideally, the individual with the matesprit and kismesis in this arrangement could also be privy to some moments of tenderest loathing betwixt their own partners, preferably while being, as the humans call it, spitroasted by their partners. Oh, and for good measure: @crypticClinomaniac @abattoirsGutter #nsfw #rankbait
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with t...Read more
C0ncept: C0urtin' th' Tenebr0us S0rt Pitch-thick air trapped bet\/\/\/\/een them in the lo\/\/\/\/ belly of the ship, hot \/\/\/\/ith cigar sm0ke and the scent of brine dragged in fr0m the storm 0utside. His laughter cuts through the cabin first, cruel and b0oming, only to break apart \/\/\/\/hen her h0rns crack hard against his in open challenge. Hea\/\/y rings scrape against her \/\/\/\/rists as he catches her hands bef0re she can sh0\/\/e him again, though neither of them pretends the struggle is meant to end. The \/\/\/\/alls gr0an \/\/\/\/ith the sea beneath them \/\/\/\/hile their \/\/oices ...Read more