#oiledup
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges t...Read more
I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!
this place just loves various fluids first it was getting #oiledup then it was #piss and now we got #slickweek
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
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man like this is so wiDDershins man how am i like supposeD to like uh #oileDup
like lowkey chillin like just you know like trees n shit like im chill af like eheheh #oileDup
what the actual fuck do you mean #oiiledup movement
Quick PSA for those who are participating in the #oiledup movement: /Use massage oil./ Not lantern oil. Not crude oil. /Massage oil./ This has been a sage advice PSA.
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
You know what? I've got one more for you all, since you've been such dears. [attached an image. Ahdeat hasn't gotten any less naked clothing wise, but now she's posed kneeling on the seat of the throne, a guitar slung over her front that she's playing... not that it hides any of the modesty. Of course, she's also still coated quite thoroughly in that oil.] Also, #nowplaying Frostbite - Parkway Drive #cryogenicradio #oiledup #nsfw
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp