Bytcon Krypto
@lucrativeWaste
8-> BAD INVESTMENTS ARE GOOD INVESTMENTS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YET! MAKE SURE TO INVEST IN #AMPORACOIN
8-> I AM BEYOND PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE VERY FIRST BLOCKCHAIN INTEGRATED ENTRY IN THE ACCLAIMED COOKING MAMA SERIES. I HAD PERSONAL INPUT IN THE CYPHERCASH INTEGRATION OF THIS FANTASTIC GAME. DOWNLOAD IT DIGITALLY TONIGHT! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98d58bf6ca70.png
Congratulations on the release, Mr. Krypto. Though throughout development I was very unsure about your decision to have this...woman as the guiding role of the game, but after playing it for myself on my newly alchemized Nintendo Switch System, I understand the vision. All of those enthusiastic about the blockchain and cooking as I am, and all of those aspiring to be twelve star men, should endeavor to delve into this one.
↘️we are taking mamacoin to the moons.↘️
8-> CATCH A DOSE OF #VACCINECOIN AND PROTECT YOURSELF!
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8-> I AIN'T READING ALL OF THAT! CONGRATULATIONS OR MY CONDOLENCES, WHICHEVER APPLIES!
HEY!!!! YOU STOLE MY AMAZINGLY ORIGINAL IDEA!!!!! YOU WILL START FEELING A SLIGHT HEADACHE THAT WILL GET WORSE AND WORSE IN THREE DAYS!!!!
8-> NOT SO! DOES YOUR IDEA INCLUDE THE BLOCKCHAIN????
YES!!!! YES IT DOES!!!!! THE HEADACHE IS UPON YOU!!!!
8-> #VACCINECOIN WARDS ME AGAINST YOUR LESSER CYPHERCASH, SCRUB.
THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!! CRYPTO COIN CAN NOT SAVE YOU FROM YOUR FLESH PRISON!!!!!!
8-> NO IDEA WHAT A CRYPTO COIN IS! I ROCK CYPHERCASH ALL NIGHT, BABE!
8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
hell yeah. i love crypto rug pulls. sign me right tf up.
im in it to vwin it!
8-> BUY THREE GET FOUR MORE FREE; BLENDERS! TONIGHT ONLY!
8-> UNBELIEVABLE DEALS THIS WICE, FOLKS! STOP BY THE CURRENCY DOME AND TRADE IN YOUR LOOPS FOR SOME CRISP #STIFFCASH AND HEAD RIGHT OUTSIDE FOR A BUY ONE GET ONE DEAL ON BIKE PUMPS, ONLY AVAILABLE THROUGH THE USE OF #STIFFCASH!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#weCAME
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
8-> IT'S #SLIMEWALLET, FOLKS.
ill make it big this time
8-> WHAT'S THIS? #BAITCOIN IS SEEING AN UNPRECENDENTED FALL FROM GRACE! INCONCEIVABLE!
no no no no no
It can't be...This has to be insider sabotage
sorry man i had to do it for a bit. you must understand the ends justify the means
Insider sabotage? Nonsense. Hayaah, creator of baitcoin, and me, one of her cllosest friends and allso hollder of significant fiscall inflluence, not to mention Bytcon Krypto, known associate of Hayaah, performed NO sabotage. That woulld be silly
8-> APOLOGIES FOR THE RADIO SILENCE, FOLKS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK! NOT ONLY WITH THE FESTIVITIES AT #ERIDANWEEK, BUT ALSO WITH THE DISCOVERY OF A PROMISING NEW BIT OF CYPHERCASH: #BA1TCOIN! I'M CONSULTING WITH MY INNER CIRCLE ON THIS ONE, AND WE'RE PROJECTING AN INCOMING RISE OF 245% AND CLIMBING! ASTOUNDING! MY #CHITWALLET IS OVERFLOWING WITH #BA1TCOIN AND #AMPORACOIN THE LAST FEW NIGHTS, AND I CAN ONLY SEE BOTH GOING UP, UP, UP!
@gratuitousAnnuity the wwinds a change are pickin up in speed my shrewwd inferior im loadin up on #ba1tcoin the question is are you gonna followw me
↗️WHERE YOU GO, I WILL FOLLOW.↗️
Okay convince me What is baitcoin based on
8-> IN ADDITION TO THE FUNDAMENTAL STRENGTH OF THE BLOCKCHAIN? #BA1TCOIN IS UNIQUELY PREDICATED ON THE STRENGTH OF THE COINS AROUND IT! AS RELIABLE COINS SUCH AS #WRATHCOIN AND #KAKASHICOIN RISE, SO TOO DOES #BA1TCOIN!
↘️at first the potential to invest in this felt tribulational, all prior misdeeds remembered literally seconds before i inputted all of my card information and sacred details.↘️ ↗️I THINK YOU ARE A LESSER TROLL, KRYPTO, A HATCHED INFERIOR OF THE TWELVE DEGREE.↗️ ↘️but knowing you are the personal advisers of my ultimate superior and also a proud endorsee of my sidesuperior↘️ ↗️ERIDAN OF #ERIDANWEEK↗️ ↘️i think you have changed, probably for the good and also the better.↘️ ↗️I HOPE WE HAVE A LONG AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.↗️ ↘️you have my coffers emptied, and i eagerly await our returns.↘️
Im new to this so you gotta tell me more about this "blockchain"
8-> IT'S DECENTRALIZED! DIGITAL! IMMUTABLE! A FORM OF CYPHER-BACKED VIRTUAL LEDGER THAT CANNOT BE HACKED, DESTABILIZED, OR CORRUPTED!
8-> YOU, MY FRIEND, WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! SHAKE MY METAPHORICAL DIGITAL HAND!
↘️don't touch me.↘️
8-> FAIR ENOUGH! NONETHELESS, I CAN PERSONALLY ASSURE THAT YOUR COFFERS WILL BE FIT TO BURST VERY SOON!
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
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[THI$ I$ AN EMBARRA$ING DI$GRA#E TO READ!!!]
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
[YOUR INVE$TMENT PORTFOLIO I$ IN THE -100000! HOW MU#H MORE MONEY #AN YOU LO$E BY INVE$TING IN THE$E $T↑ID FU#KING #OIN$]
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
[I WANNA $EE YOUR #ARD GETTING DENIED AT TROLLMART AFTER PUR#HA$ING A $INGLE BAG OF #HIP$!!!]
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
[I WOULDNT WANT #HIP$ TOU#HED BY YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE #HUDY FINGER$!]
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
[TALK ABOUT LEAD YOU $EEM TO BE PLENTY $URROUNDED BY IT $EEMING THAT YOU #AN'T FORM A #OHERENT $ENTEN#E!!!!!!]
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
FUCK Y0UR M4RK3T1NG T34M 1S F1R3
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
just heard that #amporaco1n a1n’t do1ng so well… you got other 1nvestment opt1ons?
8-> A COMMON MISCONCEPTION! #AMPORACOIN IS ACTUALLY GOING NUCLEAR AS #ERIDANWEEK MOVES ON!
:33 < Nyo, bisnuesses have #closed due to the tanking stockin #amporacoin! buisness fraudsters will say whatever they can to pump and dump!
well sh1t. who to bel1eve 1n? what to f1nanc1ally back? you guys both know what’s only been do1ng well before and dur1ng #er1danweek? #ba1tco1n 1 may be a lowly gold, but we sure do know where stab1l1ty and guarantee stands
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
DISRESPECTFULLY?
Your content isn't fit to house the manure, let alone root the crops.
my thoughts are a jumble of wwonder and awwe the only thing i can think to say in reply is alakazam
My fucking WHAT?
First the fanfiction and now this? - MC Oleana
w0rth the wait.
8-> THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, TROLL BRUNO MARS HAS BEEN MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED AT #ERIDANWEEK! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD WITH #HEISRISEN AND MAKE SURE TO BUY IN TO #BRUNOCOIN, AS ITS VALUE SHOULD ONLY SKYROCKET THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!
8-> IF YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET IN AT LAUNCH AND WERE TO SELL NOW, 225%!!!!! BUT WE EXPECT THOSE NUMBERS TO KEEP RISING!
8-> 201.4% RETURNS! BUT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO #HODL!
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
you parasites he died just hours ago. mew~ 💖✨
oh shit i gotta get in on the ground floor
i'lL TaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG GrAnD Of iT.
0-> Did anyone else just hear a gunshot.
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
>([#icame to #eridanweek]
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET YOUR BROS CONVINCE YOU TO #COME.
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
8-> KICKING OFF #ERIDANWEEK WITH A BANG, #AMPORACOIN IS ALREADY PAST ALL PRIOR PROJECTIONS OF VALUE. IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY ON THIS, GET ON IT NOW! ACT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HUGE RETURNS! MASSIVE DIVIDENDS! UNBELIEVABLE WORTH!
yes yes yse ys eyse yse yses yes yes yes yes yes!!!!