Rose Lalonde, Ph.D
@tentacleTherapist
Beauty vlogger, fitness guru, and stay-at-home mother of five. Just kidding. God. Can you imagine? Yes, I regret going to grad school.
ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
Anyway, chag sameach. Hope everyone's spending Passover reflecting on overthrowing cruel dictators and restrictive, hegemonic systems of belief.
I don't even know why my phone's set up to send those kind of alerts. There was a small explosion centered inmy vicinity. I'm fine.
-- [tentacleTherapist] exploded. --
Undertaking a quick experiment with an arcane artifact I found online. eBay, to be precise. Standby.
How Fascinating. Do Try Your Best Not To Die Horribly.
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
what the hell is going on.
wa'tWhat theFuck?
Just swindled some rich seadwelling idiot out of fried dough from #eridanweek. This too is praxis.
I WOULDNT REALLY SAY IM RICH I HAVE LIKE... 17 CAEGARS TO MY NAME.
AFTER I BOUGHT IT, BEFORE I HAD LIKE 19 CAEGARS TO MY NAME. I DONT REALLY GET.. PAID, AT ALL. IM KIND OF FLAT BROKE. I'VE ONLY JUST STARTED GETTING SOME SEMBLANCE OF PAY.
OH NO I WOULDNT- I WOULDNT SAY I GOT ANY OF THAT PRIVLEDGE AT ALL IN MY LIFE. LIKE YEAH IM STUPID STRONG BUT LIKE. IM FLAT BROKE, WAS KIND OF CONSIDERED SOMETHING OF A MISTAKE FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, I PROBABLY STILL AM CONSIDERED THAT MISTAKE. BUT I ONLY JUST STARTED GETTING SOME SEMBLANCE OF BEING TREATED WITH BASIC DECENCY.
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
I CAN THINK OF ONE OTHER REASON WHY IT MAY BE UNWISE TO ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY 4.
i CAN NOT THINK OF, aNYTHING, tHAT WOULD COME, tO MIND?
If any other Roses would be willing to instruct me in the forbidden majyyks, I'd be much obliged. I'm specifically interested in improving combat abilities. Hell, if anyone else wants to teach me swordplay, marksmanship, kickboxing, or just about any other fighting style that exists, I'll be an eager student. A situation has arisen, and I have vermin that needs dealing with.
A question for those of a more trollian persuasion. How would you describe the difference between waxing black or ashen for someone? (Or just a good old-fashioned desire to kill them for real?)
~do you vvant to keep tvvo people from killing each other or do you vvant to be the one doing the killing?
i THINK WAXING, aSHEN IS USUALLY ONLY USED TO, dESCRIBE THE THIRD PARTY, iN THE SITUATION, uNLESS THE TWO ARE, sELF-AWARE ENOUGH, tO KNOW THEY NEED, aN AUSPICE BUT, lACK THE SELF-RESTRAINT TO SIMPLY, bREAK THINGS OFF, tHEMSELVES, bUT, tHE CLUBS DOESN'T REALLY, hATE THE TWO EXCEPT, mAYBE THINKING THEY ARE IDIOTS AND, wANTING TO STOP THEM FROM BEING, iDIOTS IS, hOW i HAVE KNOWN THIS, aND UMM, i THINK, iF YOU GENUINELY WANT TO CULL, tHE OTHER PERSON, tHEN, iF IT IS, pITCH THEN, iT IS NOT, hEALTHY, pITCH, iS, mY THOUGHT,
YOU'D PROBABLY BE A BAD KISMESIS IF YOU WERE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT SOMEONE USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD.
// I mean to put auspistice not "Bad kismesis."
~if you genuinely dispise your kismesis and neither party benefits, it’s a bad relationship. think of it more as a mutually beneficial rivalry. nobody should be causing severe, life threatening harm to their partner. that’s actually vvhere the auspistice comes in! if you have an unhealthy black relationship, you can have a third party present to keep things on track.
Also, somewhat time-sensitive request. If anyone's at #eridanweek and is willing to interview @gutsyGumshoe on camera, I will pay you one hundred American dollars. #fentycrocker
hi
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Hypothetically, if anyone wanted to crash the stock of a certain cherry-red baking megacorporation, now would be a very good time.
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already doing it
Just double-checked. The J.M. Smucker Company (and by extension, Magic Shell®) is not, in fact, a subsidiary of CrockerCorp. Thank god.
Presently most of the way through a pint of Häagen-Dazs® accompanied by Magic Shell®. Dark times call for drastic measures.
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
It’s a nigh universal constant for us in both a dissociative sense and a secondhand one. Might I ask what the tribulation of today is?
ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.
wOW, nEAT, wHAT VALUE, dO THE REST OF THE LETTERS, hAVE TO YOU, iN YOUR STRANGE, hUMAN CUSTOMS?
You deserved every one of those letters, Lalonde
My own indefensible thesis would never hold an academic candle to that level of arcanely harnessed academic excess. Belated as it may be, my truancy to the turning of the tassel ceremony, hats off to you, Lalonde PH.D. You have more than earned the distinguished title. Bear it proudly. Congratulations.
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
actually excited about that shit maybe ill be able to trans my kids gender with it
There's no w8y.
mE, aS WELL, i CAN NOT, wAIT,
I've just been banned from Facebook for reasons I shan't be disclosing. So, I'll be posting here for the foreseeable future.
