iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
I CAN THINK OF ONE OTHER REASON WHY IT MAY BE UNWISE TO ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY 4.
i CAN NOT THINK OF, aNYTHING, tHAT WOULD COME, tO MIND?