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>=>}Just Woke Up, Feel Like Shit But Ive Got Work. Wish Me Luck Yall, And Bite Your CCustomers. -9-
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
sonic keeps stealing my keurig pods from my kitchen. bastard.
homemade pizza was a disaster. please don't ask.
Guys i'm Still like Bleeding out Help #gore
Oh fuck that noise.
fucking crazy finding out the shit our parents did in literally every timeline instead of just getting therapy
if a rad mofo like you is bored what chance do i got
#iwANTcANDY aND, i WILL NOT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS ABOUT, wHAT THE STATE OF MY, bODILY WELLBEING, wILL BE, aFTER, sO AS TO NOT, JINX IT, sO THAT WAY i WILL, bE FINE,
i'd like to take this moment to remind you that i am not a homosexual
yeah probably :(
i know i can bite through 1 inch thick aluminum plate in one shot.... :/ so with that in mind pumpkins feel a little tame :P
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
I suppose that makes sense. Still what a terrible evolution for the word!
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
god amend that fuckin rankmaid made off wwith all my money
Give a shout if you enjoy bad decision making.
IM CULLING EVERYONE WHO PITIES MY POST FROM NOW ON...
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
HELPICACNTSTOPSPINNINGAT#ERIDANREEK
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
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I can't deal with this right now.
Attempting To Flirt With My Boss In Order To Gain " Special Privileges " Isn't Working Because She Takes Part In The Holiday And, As Such, Assumes I Am Joking. The World Is Cruel.
Thank you. I understand this on a technical level, but when it goes on so long it gets more bothersome.
I know, truly. I have written my own essays on my internalized misogyny and the matters. It's just that I wrote myself into circles, and even after properly understanding things about myself, it doesn't go away. So it feels like falling for a trap you watched get set up. I suppose I am just a little frustrated with myself.
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I CAN SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF LAYING MY BLOODPUSHER AND SOUL BARE ON A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR THE UNDUE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER DENIZENS, THE MASSES AS IT WERE, THAT INHABIT THIS VIRTUAL PIT OF DEPRAVED DEGENERACY. THE VARIED UNDIGNIFIED WAYS IN WHICH THOSE WHO SHARE MY MIND, BODY, AND DARE I SAY SPIRIT WITH IS NOT SOMETHING I AM EXEMPT FROM. NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THAT. IF THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE A DIAPERSHITTING MORON WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ENTRY LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO THEIR EMPTY, RATTLING NUGBONES. I AM THEM, THEY ARE ME, WE ARE EACH OTHER AND YET, AT THE VERY SAME TEMPORAL PASSING, WE ARE NOT EACH OTHER. WHAT INFINITE, VARIABLE WAYS IN WHICH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES PLAYED OUT LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE IN OUR OWN TIMELINES UPON THE THORNY SPLITTING VINES OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. OUR LIVES ARE INVARIABLY TIED TO EACH OTHER LIKE SQUEALING, ENSNARED BOARS, YET AS SEPARATE AS THE PARALLEL LINES WE TREAD. YOU ASK, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES ME AND THEM? THE ANSWER, AS FAR AS THE DEEPLY ENDLESS, EVER-SHRIEKING COSMIC PERSPECTIVE IS CONCERNED, IS NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. BUT THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE? IT DOES NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE MINUSCULE, UTTERLY ATOMIC DETAIL OF THE INHABITANTS MEANT TO LAY WITNESS TO OUR RESPECTIVE PANROTTED DEPRAVITY. THOUGH IN INDIVIDUAL REALITIES, ONES OWN MORONIC, INBRED BEHAVIORS MAY MATTER LITTLE. WHEN YOU BRING IN A MULTIVERSAL, MULTITEMPORAL CLUSTERFUCK OF THIS LITTLE WEBSITE? DOES IT MATTER AS LITTLE AS IT DID BEFORE? IN MY HORRIDLY HONEST OPINION. OUR OWN REVOLTING HABITS HOLD MORE WASTEWATER THAN THEY EVER WERE MEANT TO HOLD. EACH ACTION OF A SHARED IDENTITY CREATES BLOODY RIPPLES OF CONSEQUENCE, SHAPING THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS TO COME TO EXPECT A STANDARD OF US. AS FOR WHAT I THINK DIFFERENTIATES *MYSELF* FROM MY *OTHER* SELVES? IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS, ONE COULD ALMOST CALL IT A "SENSE OF SHAME." OR IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER NOT SOIL OUR COLLECTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE BY ACTING EVEN MORE POSITIVELY FUCKING EMBARRASSING THAN I'M ALREADY KNOWN FOR.
ok im desperate acceptin applications for a wworthy rivval ill be hostin mud wwrasslin out behind the orphice to decide the next top possible kismesis and yes the mud wwrasslin is mandatory bring your owwn oil #nsfww
SOMETIMES IM LEFT TO MEANDER ON THE POSSIBILITY ON WHAT IT MEANS TO BE "NORMAL" LIKE, IS THERE EVEN SUCH A THING AS NORMAL? AM I NORMAL? WHAT WOULD ONE DEFINE AS NORMAL?
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
pretty sure a good fuck would fix me. #lying #weallknowitwont #nsfw
#gOTbURIEDiiNrUBBLE aT, #eRIDANwEEK, tHAT WAS, a GREAT PERFORMANCE BY, tROLL lADY gAGA, aLSO i AM IN, iMMENSE AMOUNTS, oF PAIN,
i am bad at begging #nsfw
guess i'm on the run. happy #eridanweek