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oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.

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yeah, sure, a single like is all i need. i don't even know that guy so it might have been an accident, but here it is anyway. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqIdYQL3xbRp2vDoX1Jku7eJAXOYZvxqp-Nhn3BkEuH5YBtQ/viewform?usp=dialog

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some of you guys with those big doofy beards look like you should be moving out into the country and experiencing the amish life.

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weird thought that just occurred to me, partially because i haven't actually. explored earth c that much. did they end up using the same names for places as old earth? is there a florida c somehow? egypt c? russia c? united c states of america? much to think about.

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is there a mediterranean c? what about a mediterranean sea c?

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this guy's got me thinking. do you see the c when talking about the mediterranean sea c?

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huh... really makes you wonder.

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in my experience its kind of a mixed bag but not unlikely? we sort of jumpstarted civilization after the rewilding project was most of the way done but they still had all the old earth relics to go off of, probably including a few maps or globes. of course when you add trolls carapacians and consorts to the mix things do change though!! did you know a lot of carapacians have their own language? it doesnt have a first person most of the time.

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the whole "creator" business is whatever but i do kind of double take occasionally when i see people who can't be older than 25 walking around dressed as a grandma from the 1990s because they're trying to replicate jane's whole deal. it's a little funny.

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currently going through some of the media library that dirk and roxy brought over from their weird future earth. i'm kinda curious about movies that released after 2009.

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girl found netflix

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check out backrooms 2026 that movie fucks

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also lego batman. all the lego movies really

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hmm... yeah, sure! will do.

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i think a bubble bath would fix me.

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this is relatable!!!

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doing things that are good for you is harder than running a marathon.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

anyway. things have mostly settled over here. i am no longer "freaking out" over every little thing. i haven't introduced any cryptids to my variant of earth c in a good few months. i'd say things are "better" but they're just kind of "normal", plus one cat.

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it's less ideal than you might think. i accidentally made garfield real a few months ago and im still struggling with the moral implications.

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jesus christ.

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you are! i don't think it would be quite the gut punch a second time.

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someone should tell that guy the beard makes him look like the statues of colonial american guys they have at the history museums. #vagueposting

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FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT FUCKING HELLO

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thanks! i try.

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marijuana has been detected by your nintendo game cube system. put the controller on the floor and step away from the console. #substance

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normalize talking like a banjoo kazooie character.

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have fun ,frind! 🐴🎀😁

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there's something about using two periods instead of one, or an elipses, that makes something feel really... i dunno. melancholy? there's some kind of vibe of being really sad when you end off a sentence "like this.." that the other two don't really convey. am i insane here?

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mm. multiple bad chittr days in a row constitutes a break, i think. i know this one just started but this is a pretty bad note. later, maybe.

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s0cial media breaks are pretty much always go0d but why in particular?

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just not really feeling things, i guess. a lot of my posts don't get any notice, and i keep ending up annoyed instead of having a good laugh about a bit with a friend when it does happen. which is kind of what i was expecting from this site! maybe the land scape will be better if i leave it alone for awhile.

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also, not a fan of the striders who keep posting about wanting to fuck my dad. #nsfw

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the fate 0f all social media is tw0 devolve int0 attention seeking and cl0utchasing behavior. unf0rtunately some bec0me more predat0ry about it than 0thers. you are pr0bably right. when your mindset is already set t0 'i have to make up f0r wasting time on that guy' n0thing lo0ks fun. time usually fixes.

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you say one thing making light of you not feeling like eating and you get some guy being all egotistical over it.

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But June.... Hi$ Bit$

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it's not even that funny!

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actually, no, it's not funny at all.

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honestly it's just annoying to see like 12 notifs that are mostly because of people riffing off an unfunny joke from some guy i don't know.

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I was definitely just kidding and I don't really care??? You'll notice that people were tagging me and I didn't come there just to fuck with you. Genuinely sorry that it ruined your day, but like, I wasn't being egotistical. I was just fucking around because I was summonsed for fucking around.

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today's breakfast: one singular piece of captain crunch.

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It's hard being the king.

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wow. like how that guy eats 1 raisin? @chilleraficionado maybe you two can collaborate on like a reverse mukbang.

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maybe evil casper will collaborate then?

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Evil Casper is flattening lowbloods in his lowblood flattening machine 3000

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does that mean you inflate highbloods?

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Hey, why did you say that to me just now?

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because evil you flattens them

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

ouch. that's a little bit of an ego hit, but it's fine.

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i think i'm gonna pin that post until i have something worth actually pinning.

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Are You Just Gonna Stand There Like A Lemon?🍋

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yeah.

Oh...well At Least Your Upfront About It🍋

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yeah, sure, a single like is all i need. i don't even know that guy so it might have been an accident, but here it is anyway. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqIdYQL3xbRp2vDoX1Jku7eJAXOYZvxqp-Nhn3BkEuH5YBtQ/viewform?usp=dialog

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should i join in on the askbox thing? would people even be interested in what i have to say about stuff?

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i feel like exploring fictional worlds might mess with my brain if i do it too much so i'm going to restrict it to special occasions. like when i'm REALLY bored. i think it's too late to take the cat back, though. making him fake again feels like you could equate it to murder.

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i draw people in with my nerdy charm and humble point of view and then repel them when they realize garfield the cat is in my house.

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:33< what the hell? :33< i wanna m33t garfield!!!

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i think he's taking a nap.

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:33< *the mighty huntress falls to the ground crying and pounding the dirt*

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huh. when did i get verified?

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