June Egbert
@eclecticBamboozler
oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.
i figure no one is actually curious about the "last two times" but i unintentionally unleashed crash bandicoot on my version of earth c and also garfield is like, my roommate now. i don't know what happened to crash.
i really should know better, considering what happened the last two times i did it. but the allure of being able to explore fictional worlds is pretty hard to resist...
i put my hand somewhere i shouldn't have once and now i can go everywhere forever.
how does a troll masquerade even work? don't the horns give it away?
given the weird intersection of timelines thats been going on lately i don't even know if it was MY jade that did all that as her super funny prank or not.
wait what happened??
how?? what?? :/
a version of you decided it'd be funny if i was small today, i guess!
oh well as your big sister i feel an obligation to fix you up :/ there we go :)
out of all the things to have started existing again on earth c, little caesars might be the one that confuses me the most. who did this?
it's a pizza chain that's like pretty kind of okay but really cheap.
it's fine! but, like, just fine. it's like, a c+. maybe a b- if i'm being generous. it's just so weird for that to have popped back up specifically! like, did one of us go out of their way to do it? did it just pop up on its own?
mentally. six feet tall. physically, three inches tall.
sorry, i dunno what's come over me lately. i guess i'm just in a nostalgic mood.
Soooooooo........ Remem8er that time you punched me in the f8ce?
does anyone else think viva la vida by coldplay was kind of... epic?
Ice Cold Take, Everyone Thinks This
what's the difference between a hamburger and a beef sandwich?
how important are hyphens in names? like, y'know, someone saying spider man instead of spider-man.
Don't even joke l★ss.
>([if you forget t#e #yp#en you mig#t as well banis# yaself]
Well for surnames it would imply one half is the unimportant middle name which would typically be unwelcome For Spider-Man he himself is shown to be very particular about the hyphen
i think our president may be a boyfail. #boyfailobama
Excuse me?
>> Obama ¡ડ a boyw¡nner, a manboડડ. You 1eave h¡m a1one.
Are you really stepping to me once again, even after I "parry-roasted" you into oblivion? Please research the definition of insanity, Miss Egbert.
i am just calling out some #boyfail behavior. nothing wrong with calling like you see it, ha ha.
so is that jack like domesticated or what.
i can't just put him back. now that he's like, real, and sapient, that feels like it would be unethical, right? fuck, is this what being a god is like?
in a momentary lapse of judgement i may have made garfield real last night.
i think vriska may be sending troll sonic to kill me?
i don't know why it fucks me up that trolls have a mario, but it does.
hey! i'm just saying! mario is the happy wahoo man! that doesn't seem like something alternia would, i dunno. go for.
Woooooooow June. You know we DO have troll Will Smith, right???????? And troll Sonic???????!
i mean, i know that! which i still think is very weird, by the way. like, how are they different? ARE they different? is troll sonic still about running fast and beating up an amusement park dictator??
dave can never learn about green troll sonic because he would never stop calling him chronic the hedgehog. is he called the green blur? that doesn't roll very well.
The Green Grime, I think? No8ody really calls him that 8ecause it’s lame though. Lmao.
that does sound disgusting. like he leaves a trail everywhere he runs. i do not think i like troll sonic.
is that the concussion talking?
June Egbert? I thought 8ohn only had one sister and that was J8de Harley. Have I got something wronggggggg? ? -Vriska
thinking about it i really hope that didn't come off as some kind of insensitive joke about her weight.