June Egbert
@eclecticBamboozler
oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.
ok, actually, i have decided it is nap time. see you later folks!
i've never even drank a single beer.
next time youre in the dbubbles hit me up
then it wont be a fucking beer listen i can totally dig up a memory of one of roses moms mixology books i bet theres something that youll actually think tastes good in there fuck beer who gives a shit
i think i'm gonna dig some video games out of my closet.
today's a sit around and do nothing in shorts kind of day.
i guess this is why i was taught to not take candy from strangers. #dashwatching
oh, boy. #dashwatching
Good morning, Miss.Eg8ert!
sorry for the weird kinda lecture i guess? i was just feeling nostalgic about the ship, ha ha.
like the feathery douchebag he was is was ill be honest i have no idea what his status is at any given time anymore
i dont know if youve caught on but theres at least a half a dozen of us floating around at basically any given time as far as im concerned its a heaping load of not my problem hes gotta work through his own shit and we do too we put on our big boy pants and our big girl skirts wait girls can wear pants big girl pants
theres no way theres any kind of clothes that anyone can wear other than shirts or pants its just not feasible no offense taking im kind of fucking ethereal
did i really just type shirts skirts i mean thats what you use to cover your goddamn ass
by the way as funny as the estrogen brick thing is don't try to macro-dose. you'll just make yourself really sick in a way that isn't so funny and you won't even get huge boobs out of it! #nsfw ?
you have no idea how hard it was to figure out how to alchemize estrogen. or figure out dosage without any doctors.
:33< girl i got medical grade estrogen if mew want it! :33< purrlease let meow help mew!
:33< okay thank gog! :33< i was furried mew fur doing a lot of hard furk fur nyathing and i was crying!
u r so smart june.......
hey guys whats going on in- https://i.imgur.com/Cfl4U6B.gif
Y3ah it2 r3al fr3aky hour2 on Chittr right now
thinking about the time back when i was first getting used to my windy powers and i sneezed so hard it blew a chunk out of the wall.
homemade pizza was a disaster. please don't ask.
so, uh, what's the deal with that week thing i keep seeing? eridan? i barely remember anything about that guy.
so i'm looking at my game collection, and i'm thinking... wow, all the people who worked on these are like, super gone now. and that's pretty depressing, but... what's stopping me from getting better at coding and just taking over? my kingdom hearts fan fiction can finally become real.
Take it to the next level. Become one with the machine. ▼
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
okay, admittedly, i did kind of sign up here in the middle of the night. so i am going to scoot my ass off to bed. rest well or good morning everyone!
are you a strategy guide? because i've been reading you for hours and i still don't get it.
💔
Then how a8out you hold my hand and I'll guide you instead?
