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ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU PACK OF MALFUNCTIONING CHAT CLIENT POPUPS. YEAH. IT'S ME. BEFORE ANYBODY STARTS WITH THE "WOW, YOU TYPE LIKE HIM" OR "NICE GIMMICK" OR WHATEVER OTHER HALF-BAKED FORENSIC DETECTIVE BULLSHIT YOU PEOPLE DO FOR SPORT, LET ME SAVE EVERYONE THE TROUBLE. I AM KARKAT VANTAS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. HONESTLY, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING MOST OF YOU HAVE DONE ALL WEEK. I'M NOT HERE FOR A FUCKING BLOOD TEST, A BIOGRAPHY QUIZ, OR TO PARADE AROUND MY MEDICAL HISTORY LIKE SOME KIND OF PERVERSE CARNIVAL EXHIBIT FOR TERMINALLY ONLINE ENTOMOLOGISTS. PEOPLE GET WEIRD ABOUT THAT SHIT. THEY ALWAYS DO. YOU LET ONE DETAIL SLIP AND SUDDENLY EVERY MORON WITH AN ACCOUNT STARTS TALKING TO YOU LIKE THEY'RE EITHER YOUR DOCTOR, YOUR EXECUTIONER, OR WORSE, YOUR SYMPATHETIC FRIEND. PASS. I'M HERE. I'M USING THIS SITE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, THAT MEANS I'M NOW SURROUNDED BY TIMELINE REFUGEES, SELF-PROCLAIMED GODS, TWO HUNDRED DOC SCRATCH(E)S, AND PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THEY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A THESAURUS AND THEIR PROLONGED CONCUSSION SINCE RENDERED THEIR PANS INNERT. YOU RADIOACTIVE HALLMARK FREAKS JUST BEST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.
oh well as your big sister i feel an obligation to fix you up :/ there we go :)
Well for surnames it would imply one half is the unimportant middle name which would typically be unwelcome For Spider-Man he himself is shown to be very particular about the hyphen
>([if you forget t#e #yp#en you mig#t as well banis# yaself]
Don't even joke l★ss.
I've seen some of you thirst after men I wouldn't even see fit to 8e dou8le-murdered 8y Lord English.
i have a lot of trans joy / being trans is cool / no matter how that looks for you
dear all women: mmmmmmwwaaaahh!! *wonk* ;) -roxy
Yeah, that's not totally wrong actually? Hmmmmmmmm.
feeling like giving out hugs :)
sometimes mid transition you kinda hate your body so much you cant imagine yourself with anyone :/
thank you june :)
im starting to think im prone to falling in love with any woman that isnt related to me :/
i caught so mny fish the reveiws r in. i am funny n hav nice tits
You're too sweet, June.
#pUSSYcAT #lOOKINGfORpUSSY #oNTHEpROWL #fORpUSSY #pUSSYwRANGLER #pUSSYwHISPERER #gONNAgETtHATpUSSY ((#NSFW?))
B33 < thats it weve summarized chittr
oh hell yeah my old nerf blaster!
oh my god my old nerf blaster.
3833 < I don't think some of these trolls have even had the timeline talk, but they are infinitely curious about reproduction. >
good luck sister! :)
(Sorry there were no posts today! I was quite the busy bee!)
i wanna cuddle people who are nice and make them happy :)
even when times are tough im always happy to help my sister :)
im gonna give you a big ol hug :)
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Batter on his mind!
i am ADDICTED to sittin shrimpstyle while i game #ConvinceMe2Stop
ampora glue trap
nobody wwould believve me wwere i to divvulge the truth about howw many random run a the mill mortal chuds come botherin our drones wwearin jesterly facepaint and ovversized footwwear thinkin they got a mechanized direct line to the boss lady ergo a fruitful avvenue to shoot their shot but ill dispel that misconception right here she aint wwatchin you recite that slam poetry or expose certain unseemly anatomy that oughta be kept privvate *i am* and can i just say some a you might wwant to consult wwith a medical professional
i think i am spending t00 much time with the dave strider time cl0nes i just said "like" t0 s0meb0dy
Gotta say, it's really funny seeing "Minors DNI" on a profile on a website that already has a strict "no minors" rule in place.
My gay husband. My disco ball and chain, if you will.
ᐖ SNEEZING FEELS KINᐖA GOOᐖ TBH ᐛ
I can accept my placement with pride but how dare you do Egbert so dirty?????
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its also in her color! :)
All that has changed for me is that my hair got longer.
no same. i am. really good at plaster and spackle now.
pat pat.... im always happy to fix your house
ough yeah :/ i get exactly what you mean :P
cant people be normal about two trans women being sisters :/
in my wizord era #majyykmaxxin
i love my ectosister :)
thank you june :)
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youre incapable of bugging me :/ im here for you
youre my sister so if you wanna talk we can :)
that does sound,, really hard hopefully you find a way to navigate it soon,,
crash bandicunt 🫵🫵🫵 https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_7037.jpeg
my nose is so sensitive.... i wish people were more considerate :(
3833 < I LOBE BATH!!!!! >
:33< come on down to shit land where efurrything sucks!
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NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
Holy shit. I'm the Vicepresident now.
Here we are. Do not question the way I look, it's really warm here. But yes, I am single, and I am a rider. #suggestive https://i.imgur.com/tc8i1Bh.jpeg
A reminder to all adherents of the Church of Life, buying CrockerCorp products is NOT a form of worship! My corporate career is entirely separate from the divinity thing!
of course june! anyone is always welcome to talk to me about anything especially egberts <3
Knowledge Demon you bitch.
i have got to get nicer. again!
i made a burger for myself earlier but that wasn't exactly breakfast because it was 5 in the morning and i still haven't slept and now it's 9 in the morning. not #breakfastposting.
n[]th][n' wr[]ng w][th that s[]me th][ngs a][n't always r][ght f[]r every[]ne
it shouldnt be a lot to ask to be nice to people.
Yooooo Happy birthday to Jane and John, June, and Jinx! Hope it's a good one!
"Haha, I understood that reference!" I say this to my coworker who repeatedly forgets that up until two months ago, I spent nearly 16 years in the game without an Earth to keep up to date on. I try to keep up, but I am still at the Harlem Shake in the grand scope of Pop Culture References. I have so long to catch up on.
juneyyyu happy bday gurl <3
wake up birthday brat it’s time to celebrate
Happy birthday, June!
sugar and fiber the most important food groups
from what I've seen they're the only normal ones on this site
look2 liike 2omeone enabled 'alterniian 2un' mode on theiir palmhu2k, that can't be good for you.
Troll hrt rΣally works wondΣrs¡¡
I woke up surrounded by opened boxes of Labubus and thr33 bottles of White Claw. What happened last night? #substance
#breakfastposting -adjacent. @eclecticBamboozler inavertedly nudged me into doing this. I should just go back to sleep. https://i.imgur.com/bIKNh7m.png
II thiink II’ll have tw0 cup2 0f caramelii2ed m0cha wiith cream 0n tw0p f0r breakfa2t.
todays breakfast: leftover chickeb nuggies n black coffee
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Today's breakfast: Oatmeal with cocoa powder, cinnammon and butter on top. Saltines on the side. Orange juice.
D --> I think some people need to take their dial and turn it from 100 to 0
Baths are always better than showers. I lit a few candles and everything. Just me and my book as I soak my sore musculature.
a coffee made w/ a concentration of caffeine lethal 4 human consumption would fuck so hard rn
||4/4 thank fuck i'm n♮t the ♮nly ♮ne wh♮ hears that shit l♮l
need a void player to give me that nintendo princess black shadow underneath my skirt when i'm not trying to be flirty.
900
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I hear they are partial to the pulse setting.
and there's four answers but three (ategories, too
_ Precisely wHy I Haven't botHered witH it. Not only tHat, but I find it difficult to suspend my disbelief for tHe world-buildinG. I recoGnize tHat's a bit "wet blanket" of me to say. Yes, it's a quiz for fun. But Honestly, can tHe answers be a tad less obvious at tHe very least?
no literally. i find it a little stupid. #thisisstupid
It literally looked like a job interview. And I'm not doing one of THOSE for free.
wow babe that sex was great but can we get back to the pokemon lore? #nsfw
i ws gonan say i hav a new fav troll bt he just said he jizzed on hsi keybroad so. nvm #nsfw #vaguepost
https://media.tenor.com/iPCvGEwpi7AAAAAM/pain-theres-something-onyour-face.gif #violence ?
please spare my poor doggy nose and shower regularly! also use deodorant and other hygiene products! ill be at nycstuck and i get overstimulated very easily so less smells are better :/
i did not read the tags on this post.
i am always happy to keep you company if you need it jade! :)
using magic to make my glasses 20 times bigger
i don't care if i'm a "grown ass woman", i'm making us friendship bracelets and you *will* wear them
😊🦎
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im startin 2 think that thinkign bout naruto is an egbert constant
yay! thank you june
you know when you randomly get jumpscared with dysphoria / like you're just sitting writing music / then suddenly / without warning / you hate yourself / and think you hurt everyone around you
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These are some great #tits. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg/1920px-Great_%26_Blue_tit.jpg But also #tits #titposting
hooo, okay. self control is fun to practice and exercise. why is it so easy to get flustered lately. #nsfw i guess?
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Do you ever get t)(e feeling someone's trying to tell you somet)(ing but you can never quite put your frond on it? 38?
who around here appreciates whimsical nonsense???
i AM KIND OF LIKE, tHE 7TH ALPHA KID, wHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
time 2 binge play horror gaymes the whole day :)
what they don't tell you in the tutorial is that all-nighters unlock a whole 'nother type of sauce that's special. special in what way, i could not tell you. but it's special sauce.
Arigato my fair lady *tips hat*!
:33< the room is my fafurite mewvie
Maybe i need to lay down a rhyme that sort of inspires a woodland sprite type of vibe.
who invited a gnome to the rap off this shits ridiculous
for your own safety you should go down stairs doing as many tricks as possible maybe a rail grind for good measure do that this never happens again
:33< *the mighty huntress jumpscares mew*
girlll pls make sure u dont have a concussion n stuff those things are serious i mean as serious as it can be 4 a respawning trickster goddess lol #takecare #orelse
too late i have eyes to see and a brain to read i warned you june i told you about stairs did my hilarious comics i churned out when i was a kid mean nothing to you i was trying to protect you
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^,..,^ noω thats an agr33abl3 stat3m3nt!
the mo2t beautiiful curve on a woman'2 body ii2 a 2miile
Very o+ld fashio+ned o+f yo+u.
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#beanposting beans
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imagine he sneaks up behdin u and heFIREBALL https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
I'm a big fan of #supportalljades favorite Dog-pilled lovelies
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one day here and ive already secured funding for my dig site for the foreseeable future! fun!
> they fuck1ng ab2orbed that guy 1nto the h1vem1nd <
piranhas are such beautiful animals
actually bizarre seeing that anyone liked the crucifixion the most when that was objectively the worst one.
they xall me the sleeper bc i https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/10/29/24/360_F_610292400_7AGrsQYFDWRCF948IeqhIWE20zXwIg0V.jpg
I have so many questions for several of the things I have seen in the past minute, 8ut I'll refrain. #dashwatching
i think the kids these days call it 'aura' mew~ 💖✨
Determination?
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
i'm getting the impression some people are coming down from trickster mood? it seems like they went through a pretty bad trip too....... poor souls :(
listening and learning
feminism
u r so smart june.......
--EXTRA nope. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
You're not missing much. He has few qualities worth remembering.
:33< sl33p well
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
:33< its called meow :33< look it up asshole!
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
:33< uhh :33< meow?
<body> ** are you a chud? because you look like a chud. </body>
