
Jade
@jaDe

OOC! Hi there. I am playing a mostly SFW Jade Account outside of the occasional joke. I can't guarantee anything else of note will happen in private either. Jade is panromantic asexual! She doesn't have any interest in sex. #nsfw. Sorry! Mostly canon, primary divergence is that she is eternally dead from failing in her timeline. Locked to the dreambubbles but occasionally messes around and will gladly help you find your way to her for playtime, hanging out, or if you want her involved in plot! This chittr account will not affect her primary canon I have in a long-lasting parp chat. She will be eventually turned into a Jadesprite. :D
bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! its #fetchingfriday throw it.
i promise not to intentionally misconstrue anything you say in a negative light!
i look at my alternates on here with extreme shame or remorse. terrible, terrible things have happened to these poor girls. not like i am much better off. but i cant help but to get all mournful. i wish they had the help i did!
i am in a biting mood for #bitenight.
i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! i wanna play fetch! #bitenight
chittr. i have fallen for the fake ball throw trick one too many times.
there are a lot of unfamiliar but not unwanted faces here. i care about you!
someone tried putting an egg in my mouth to see if ill carry it like a retriever. but i am more of a shepherd myself, so i accidentally swallowed it whole and it got stuck in my throat and i had to feel cold slimy egg and shell creep down my esophagus.










