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@karmaDagger
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this site feel's lame now that my roommates on here dude
Wow Karma wasn't kidding this website really is full of lunatics. I mean "lunatic's"
i love just saying bullshit and making people mad its keeping me distracted from the very stressful shit ive been going through today and yesterday. think im almost past all these lazer's
> holy fucking word nerd! > "ermz ackshully, you didn't CoNnEcT tHe PhRaSiNg ToGeThEr PrOpErLy!" > literally you > pic related https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb1a8b552441.gif
> mfw talk like r slur > cant even greentext right > realize text is buttfuck ugly yellow > cry self to sleep realizing i failed my alien parents or whatever trolls have
> the more i'm referred to as such, the more it fuels my posts > may as well literally call me your lusus with the way i'm fucking barkbeast-walking you rn > "I'm GuNnA gO fEr DeH qUiRk CuZ i'M tOoOoOoO pAnDeD tO AcShUalLi FoRm PrOpEr InSuLt" > is this an npc freak-out moment? > there is a disturbance in the matrix on your end > and it's because of ME > lol, tfw this all started from a 6-7 comment.
honestly all that this entire thing has done is put a massive smile on my face and i genuinely mean that with full sincerity. shit has been stressful for me the past couple day's so thanks for your piss poor attempt at trolling, its been super fun bantering with you and insulting each other. so thank you, pisstext guy
> on a real note? this is exactly how i feel too, wasn't trolling for at least 25% of it, but i'll take it regardless lololol > thanks for making more morn as well, barf-text guy > wtf kinda wholesome end???
why anyone would stick with a dumbshit birthname is beyond me especially if they dont like it. literally just pick another one. you can do that. no ones stopping you. if someone tries then their opinion isnt worth valuing. unless youre trying to change your name to something thats also dumb as shit
if your dick doesnt try to kill you for touching it you havent jerked it enough is all im saying #nsfw
whatever time to dodge these lazer's like a badass. like tom cruise in that one action movie. what action movie? fuck if i know i dont think ive ever seen a tom cruise movie in my fucking life
theres a weird fuckin cat outside the jail cell
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! #nsfw #suggestive by a technicality
wtf is pailing some frog person was talking about it on the feed
its a troll word for sex!
BECAUSE PART OF THEIR DISGUSTING BIOLOGY INVOLVES THE DISPERSAL OF GENETIC MATERIAL INTO BUCKETS AS PART OF A SLURRY.
why do you sometimes say fucking or railing or pounding or making love? sometimes there are different words for things :P
i mean fair i guess but also the other guy literally just said that it involve's cummin into buckets so
yeah well a lot of trolls think giving live birth is gross so!
the fuck do they do, mold their cum like clay or something. cum sculpture of a new troll
no its more like if the queen bee was unrecognizable as a bee
dude this one guy wont stop hating my chit's its like he has some weird alien hateboner for me or some shit
there are a few users who just hate peoples chits for no reason, its like a gimmick? :/ just ignore them
roommate found some fucking glove's with claws on them to hopefully defend ourselve's while we explore. dumbass got one of them stuck in the ground though shit is like the sword in the stone
If it's the same cat that I have the misfortune of being fucking related to, then probably??? She spent like a century in time prison and is, bluntly, a fucking asshole who's completely detached from reality because all she cares about is the big picture. Somehow not a Time player, by the way.
Obviously I have no way of knowing if that's the same person. But yellow-and-magenta color theming is like, her whole thing, so it checks out.
the fact youre related to that fucking centipede-looking several-cats-poorly-photoshopped-together ass is honestly more cause for concern despite everything. my condolence's. also i have no idea wtf a time player is but im gonna assume its related to that sburb thing
It is a Sburb thing, yeah. Even if we don't play the game, everyone is attuned to one of the 12 "aspects," which are the fundamental building blocks of reality. Mine is Light, probably. Despite constantly getting involved in time loops and being attuned to fate and certainty, the unclear-how-many-cats-this-counts-as is actually a Void player. Thanks for the sympathy. It's rough out here.
The shittiest aspect in my personal opinion is Blood because it's like, not literally your blood, it's bonds. All of the other eleven have some kind of sauce to them regardless of how you engage wth them, but most classes of Blood player are completely fucking useless. IIRC, The Passenger was a Knight of Blood.
bonds. tf does that mean. like chemical bonds? or like. people bond's? jame's bonds? atomic bond's?
Power of friendship and/or literal chains. It's not good. The opposite is Breath, which means wind/freedom and is actually fucking useful.
I guess phrasing it as "constraints" gets the idea across more effectively.
actually before i go its kind of weird that this sites username's also use camelCase like pesterchum does in deltarune. then again that only showed up from the hackers fan continuation of hussies abandoned thing so i guess he made this site too or something. maybe its just to mess with us
Okay basic TL;DR: The MSPA closely mirrors events that actually happened IRL in my universe but some of the dates are shifted around in ways that appear deliberate, which given the accuracy of the depiction leads me to believe that it's a 100% accurate depiction of an alternate timeline. Actionable request: Can you poke around a bit and see if you can find any windows that look like they're powered? If so, try to turn them on. They're probably wormhole generators (we call them "fenestrated planes").
sorry for the slow reply some fucking red-pupiled eye like attacked me or some shit and the pale-faced hacker who i guess youre calling gman from half life had to save my stupid ass. i did see window's but they pretty much all looked pitch black outside. there was a white "window" but it was like. 4 computer screen's or something instead
That's what fenestrated planes look like, yeah. Can you power it on?
no idea i passed it before being attacked and the gman teleported me the fuck out of dodge
Damn. See if you can find another one, I guess? I have no idea what the deal with the eyes is. Wish I could be more helpful here. Can you go into detail about everything you noticed?
the further i went into the mansion the less it looked like a mansion and the more it looked like i guess an industrial facility or military thing. this place remind's me of the backrooms. most of the hallways were empty though and there were two room's with signs saying "experiment A" and "experiment B" but they were both locked. i guess it line's up with some stuff the hacker gman guy was saying in the mspa's discord server before kidnapping us, i remember him saying some bullshit about being a scientist
As far as I know, G-man researches dark fountains (that's the giant watery pillar from the MSPA), so you should probably avoid entering the experiment rooms regardless since they'd probably contain miniature dark worlds. You can never be sure when alternate universes are involved, though. How annoying is it to create a fresh Discord account? I don't have one, my workplace just uses Slack. Would probably be useful to be able to see what G-man is talking about.
gonna be honest man discord is a dogshit app and i barely use it. i only made an account to keep up with stuff i like, and my roommate/the other person who archived the mspa set up a bot to automatically detect updates the hacker made to the comic archive
Fair enough. I'm sure it can't be worse than Slack, but "as bad as Slack" is still dire.
i have no idea what slack is but im sure its just as bad as discord yeah