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Q123: "moral of the story https://files.catbox.moe/s93xfi.png " (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A123: theyre calling it the biggest gambling loss of current year. im being kicked out of the eldritch casino for this one Q124: "stop being so weak and kill yourself. its pathetic." (@destinedKiller) A124: nah. im gonna keep holding onto hope. aint turning into your sorry ass. im gonna break fate or something. get a different future. cry about it. die mad about it. #cw-suicide #cw-suicide-baiting #cw-self-harm(? does it count as self harm if its my ""future self"" saying this shit to me) Q125: "i ain't got...Read more

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hmmmghh. askbox hour......

Q122: " https://files.catbox.moe/bm6ner.mp3 " (fuck) A122: idk what this is but this feels like a bingleschnort submitted ask. the linked song is aight.

Q121: " https://files.catbox.moe/1v91sh.png " (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A121: ............................................................ ......................................... .......................................................... man. what the fuck is this supposed to mean.

askbox hour huh

Q118: "utsumuita kono odeko tonton tataita no wa kimi nano kana? chigau no kana? me wo aketai no ni mada kowain da yuuyake tte nan da ka samishii onegai, matte mou sugu motto motto yobu kara" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A118: are you trying to serenade me in another language what is this Q119: "hello have you ever wanted superfuckingmario? order superfuckingmario $$$ today at superfuckingmario.com" (@superFuckingmario) A119: thats not even a real handle on here tf. they added spambot's to ask box lore Q120: "https://youtu.be/Or4ntgfqe_8?t=129" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A120: i recently lear...Read more

Kult: +10
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wake up early and its askbox hour. aight

anyway ask me shit, im bored

good morning i got woken up by my roommate and its only 7:45 am. probably going back to sleep leave ask's for when i wake?

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Q117: "if you were getting like a woody-style doll made of you with a pull-string voicebox what would you make it say" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A117: all the voiceline's would be monotone and itd be shit like... "woof." "this is my voiceline #myvoiceline" "where are the knive's" "throw me against a wall." "stop that." "wagging my motherfuckin tail."

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Q116: "₍^. .^₎Ⳋ < You kinda look like my crush, mew...And have their initials too!" (anon) A116: ok first off theres no point putting yourself as anon when you still use the obvious quirk. second, im not sure how im supposed to respond to this?? so heres a selfie i guess. bodymodded dog ear's courtesy of @paradoxicalApathy

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Q115: "all roads lead to rome, but do all romes lead to road? stay with me now. roads to rome are roman roads, but are roads in rome roading romes? if roaming a roman road leads to rome, then does roaming a road in rome roam the roads of rome? perchappenmaybepossistance so. but i just dabble in roadology, so don't just take my word for it. perchance. of course." (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A115: you gotta stop sending me these brainrot ask's man im losing my mind here. what the fuck does any of this mean.

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Q113: "if you were a globular associate what would you embody (and outbody [perhappenchappenstance {but of course}])" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A113: db3 my man what the fuck shit are you spewing into my askbox what does this mean Q114: "(possession by random fuckass you don't know or timeloop.)" (@homeSickness) A114: timeloop, 999%. my bodys mine to control. i dont give a shit if i was created for some other purpose or about some bullshit fate i have in 3 year's im not letting anyone or anything else control my body but me. #qna #applesliceasks https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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leave ask's while i get my mf noita on https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna #applesliceasks

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Q112: "are u still open to bang ppl or not ;0" (anon) A112: is that all i am to you people? no, im not open to bang people. hell i dont think id even bang my matesprit, at least for a while. bad stuff happened while i wasnt on chittr and its kind of put me off of that kind of stuff. #qna #nsfw https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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bored. send ask's https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

Q109: "[ ... Why 4re you grey now?? Where did the the red 4pple 4nd everythin9 9o?? ]" A109: ...first of all you might be colourblind, the apple was green. second of all, no idea. happen's when im away from the place i live for at least a few hour's. skin and profile both turn grey. - Q110: "Favorite food?" A110: pie's of pretty much any kind (except mud), and chocolate. #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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on my matesprits bed rn and cant sleep. i guess cause of the first date nerves or something. ...god shes so pretty. anyway. send ask's? need something to chill out enough that my body stop's being so awake when my eye's are so tired #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q108: "How the fuck did you manage to score a date after being the slut you are????" (anon) A108: turn's out even if youre an irredeemable trashpuppy like me you can find someone who loves you for more than just sex. crazy, i know. lowk gets a mf feeling like theyre not that irredeemable and that things can get better actually. it helped a lot though that a friend @carcinoGenetwinkist wingmanned and acted matchmaker for us though. hes awesome and a really good friend #qna #nsfw https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

Q107: "KILL YOURSELF ALREADy" (anon) A107: im not at 35k kull yet, anon. if you want it so bad you gotta spam that shit #qna #cw-suicide https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q105: "woof." (@canineRebel) A105: barkbarkbarkbarkbark hey ruru - Q106: "got a favorite song that cheers you up no matter what?" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A106: ok man #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q103: "i once had a doglike neighbor who played piano. their bach was worse than their bite." (@aphysicalAmusement) A103: ok man. fuck you. you clearly know a thing or two about me to know that would piss me off. i was already getting annoyed at your bad jokes and this one is your worst. - Q104: "got a favorite song that cheers you up no matter what?" (@ventricularTachycardia) Q104: didnt you...literally just ask this...in q102... #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

Q101: "What's your favourite alcoholic drink? Perhaps regular type of beverage or cocktail." (@anxiousTautology) A101: i dont really like drinking but @nightshadeNecromania made me an appley thingy once that i forgot the name of and i liked that. so i guess thats my favourite alcoholic drink? - Q102: "got a favorite song that cheers you up no matter what?" (@ventricularTachycardia) A102: the undiagnosed mental illness is too strong for anything to cheer me up no matter what but if i at least had to pick a favourite song itd be this https://soundcloud.com/karbonic-1/toewalker-vocal-demo-ver-2 #qna ...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

bored. send ask's or anything you want #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q100: "what's the funniest question you think you've been asked so far considering you're just about at 100 asks" (@daquaviousBingleschnort) A100: probably either Q71 (https://chittr.ing/profile/karmaDagger/ce0376c8-d18f-4b4a-9237-f4754e8df043) in which you listed every fucking human country on earth, orrr i guess Q64 (https://chittr.ing/profile/karmaDagger/cc20f82b-9bd3-4f42-8d67-cf086a208b0d) in which a leijon (who, 2 week's later has become my kismesis) sent a copypasta. i would look for more but the search feature on the site only goe's back so far apparently. earliest one i can find by searching p...Read more

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Q99: "for the record i was barely conscious at last sns so jot that down in your littler journal and second id know better than to stick my bulge in crazy" (@cesarianAqueduct) A99: hey if YOU think im crazy then im doin somethin right. wasnt asking though that wasnt an invitation regardless. i got people i actually like being around now #qna #nsfw https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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guess its mf askbox hour huh unchained dont even bother man we were both at last sicknastysunday you had a chance #qna #nsfw https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

Q98: "a cornball so corny... it's a crime (https://media.tenor.com/f-bBJs34kxEAAAAM/so-much-fun-it%27s-a-crime-walter-nelson.gif)" (anon) A98: i just realized karma is holding a ball of corn in this scene #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q97: QṴERY: IF KARMA WAS RPG ENCOṴNTER WHAT WOṴLD LOOT DROP BE? (@amazingCavity) A97: loot drop would be 1 coin, 1 eye of dog (common item), sometimes 1 heart of darkness (rare item), and extremely rarely. the karma dagger (legendary weapon). dont grind my drop's though only one of me exists in the entire game map thank's for leaving an ask pobico, you the best #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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im gonna hit the hay been a while since i sent this so leave ask's while i sleep. GNLCHTR #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q94: "You should kill yourself and save the rest of us the trouble" (anon) A94: sorry - Q95: "DON'T KILL YOURSELF Your MISERY is FUNNY" (@amusedKatnip) A95: ok - Q96: "BESIDES you can wait 3 years CAN'T YOU? (: HEEHEEHEEHOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAAMEOWHONKMEOWHONKMEOWHONKMEOWWWWWW" (@amusedKatnip) A96: ok #qna #cw-suicide https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q93: "How did someone as gross, vile, disgusting and annoying as YOU manage to get a matesprit before half of us? They must feel REALLY bad to wanna be seen with you." (anon) A93: wow seeing this aftercoming down from the public orgasming on the feed is kind of sending my mood from one end to the other but im gonna try to ignore it. @carcinoGenetwinkist set us up together and to be honest i dont know what she sees in me. for other people that ive noticed like me, its probably because of my lack of shame and my openness if i had to guess. i basically just be myself, and if a mf hate's me at my horniest t...Read more

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Q89: "What if we napped together and snuggled up..." (@packageHandler) A89: wuff thatd be awesome curree - Q90: "what do u like, do in your day to day :?" (@analgesicCraving) A90: usually go for walk's in the morning and the rest of my day after is spent playing videogame's, scrolling on here, watching youtube, or jerking off. sometime's several of those at the same time. - Q91: "hi kd! just wanted to say I hope you're well,,," (@isolatedWreckage) A91: yeah im doin aight. you? - Q92: "https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a4131207323_10.jpg" (dee bee three) (assuming this is that douchemaster buttmunch III g...Read more

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guess its askbox hour huh. https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

saw the douchebag cult eyeball demon that possessed me posting its dumbshit "application" so heres something you should sign instead of doing that. my askbox https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

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Q86: "Sniffs You" (@goodestBoy) A86: (smell's like caramel because the shampoo here is caramel scented) (its not caramel flavoured though i checked). sniff's back sniff's back hmm. yep hi bec! - Q87: "favorite food? :3c" (@analgesicCraving) A87: i think someone already answered this once but im a big fan of pie's. meat pie, fruit pie, cream pie, most kind's of pie really. that and chocolate. not white chocolate though, that shits a fake fuckin poser larping as chocolate - Q88: why tf did you add two extra secret things to your askbox what (anon) A88: cause people kept selecting "you want me to dm ...Read more

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this roblox shit lowk ass anyway send ask's https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

Q85: itd be cute to turn you into a doll and put my bulge through it (anon) A85: lowk i fw it anon. remind's me of this one voodoo doll animation i saw on e6 once. anyway i know you selected the "secret fourth thing for idiot's (you want me to dm you but dont want to put your username down, leaving us perpetually and eternally at a digital distance)" option but if youre a friend ill literally let you use me however. idgaf. just dm me #nsfw #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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hey instead of filling out that douchebag eyeballs application you should send ask's to me because im awesome and a good dog https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

send ask's while im playin repo https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

Q83: "Your dad's my best friend!" (@flowerMan) A83: i dont have a dad and if the dude who raised me is your best friend then you should *really* get better friend's - Q84: "touch yourself" (no) A84: ok, youre the boss. #qna #nsfw https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

bored and lowk in a mood, send stuff to my askbox https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #suggestive #qna

Q82: "do you feel you're on the forest moon of endor" (idek) A82: i have no idea what that even is dude. im in a fucking green mansion that turn's into a green bunker if you go deep enough. all the window's just show an endless abyss of nothing outside. except for the sleeping antlered girl that float's past sometimes and makes the place cold just by being nearby #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

Q81: "* Kris, your strat super mega sucks." (Susie) A81: do i have to put in bold fucking letter's in my bio "I AM NOT KRIS MOTHERFUCKING DREEMURR" before random's stop deadnaming me? i dont give a fuck about deltarune the comic or its shitty rpg equivalent. i just live in the mansion/bunker/whatever of the guy whos fucking writing it. leave me tf alone. and if this shit was on purpose then cull yourself dude #qna #vent https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

Kult: +8
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Q79: "do you fart with all that ass?" (Evil Jimmy) A79: you literally already asked this and i posted a photo of my ass in response. what more you want you lousy mf - Q80: "ayo puppy tell me your fav foods n drinks list em off for me" (@deathrowJoyhound) A80: ill eat pretty much anything thats put in my mouth if its food, but my favourite's have gotta be chocolate, and pie's of p much any kind. which is a shame cause both those thing's dont get thrown in the trash very often, so i rarely ever got to have them back when i was a kid #qna #suggestive https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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leave stuff while im walkin https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6 #qna

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Q78: "meowz! hiiizzzz! X3 ultra secret person!" (anon) A78: hi person who i totally cant guess despite barely even knowing you. howre you doing today #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q77: "good puppy!!! pet pet pet" (anon) A77: mghh ok see thats the way to my body and maybe heart. waggin my fluffy fucking tail at you anon #qna #suggestive https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q76: "If I 8eat you with a roll of newspaper and start calling you "8ad", how are you going to react? 8ecause it's SO gonna happen at some point! >::::) 8e afraid." (@araneaeGrapple) A76: first of all. haha reverse six seven. second of all, thatd probably either 1. just make me sad or 2. i wouldnt react if i cant take it seriously. which, coming from you, i probably wouldnt in most context's. thats not 'bullying' thats just scolding the dog, and if its for no reason then i kinda wouldnt care. #qna #suggestive https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

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Q74: "I think you're weird as fuck, man." (anon) A74: good. i *am* weird as fuck. so what. tf you gonna do about it - Q75: "mmmmwah~!" (@isolatedWreckage) A75: uhhhhh ok. kinda barely know you dude at least call me a good dog or bully me before trying that. no offense but theres a reason i scored you on the lower-middle of the goldblood tier list. you seem like a nice girl though #qna #suggestive https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6