Volkur Denzii
@aerobeaconApathetic
⚡︎ Fiduspawn LGC champion 4 sweeps and counting ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Psyspam or Diespam ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Comprised of about 80% Monster Energy by body weight. ⚡︎ ⚡︎ I won a championship with Kilowattrel what's your excuse? ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ name ⌁ is ⌁ VOLKUR ⌁ DENZII. ⌁ God ⌁ damn ⌁ are ⌁ you ⌁ tired. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ a ⌁ Wriggler ⌁ you'd ⌁ been ⌁ the ⌁ exceptional ⌁ sort- ⌁ a ⌁ kind ⌁ of ⌁ prodigy ⌁ in ⌁ many ⌁ areas. ⌁ Of ⌁ course, ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Alternian ⌁ Empire, ⌁ this ⌁ often ⌁ turns ⌁ out ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ a ⌁ YOKE ⌁ rather ⌁ than ⌁ a ⌁ BOON. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ your ⌁ ASCENSION ⌁ DAY ⌁ you've ⌁ been ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ top ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ game- ⌁ you ⌁ are ⌁ the ⌁ ore-eminent ⌁ champion ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ game ⌁ called ⌁ FIDUSPAWN, ⌁ of ⌁ Which ⌁ you ⌁ specialize ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ LGC ⌁ (Live ⌁ Game ⌁ Championship). ⌁ You ⌁ spend ⌁ most ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ time ⌁ TRAINING ⌁ to ⌁ defend ⌁ your ⌁ title ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ POMON ⌁ WORLDS ⌁ CEREMONY, ⌁ a ⌁ championship ⌁ that ⌁ is ⌁ held ⌁ on ⌁ your ⌁ assigned ⌁ colony ⌁ of ⌁ POMON. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ don't ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ helmed. ⌁ That's ⌁ just ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ goes, ⌁ you ⌁ suppose. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Other ⌁ than ⌁ your ⌁ Work ⌁ as ⌁ UNDISPUTED ⌁ FIDUSPAWN ⌁ CHAMPION, ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ variety ⌁ of ⌁ other ⌁ jobs ⌁ you ⌁ take ⌁ care ⌁ of. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ also ⌁ the ⌁ keeper ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ LIGHTHOUSE ⌁ and ⌁ general ⌁ electricity ⌁ manager ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ settlement ⌁ called ⌁ SUNYSHORE, ⌁ ⌁ a ⌁ port ⌁ city ⌁ that ⌁ accepts ⌁ goods ⌁ and ⌁ trade ⌁ from ⌁ all ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Empire. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ alWays ⌁ ETERNALLY ⌁ BUSY, ⌁ and ⌁ you ⌁ haven't ⌁ had ⌁ a ⌁ decent ⌁ day's ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ over ⌁ 5 ⌁ sWeeps. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ trolltag ⌁ is ⌁ aerobeaconApathetic ⌁ [AA], ⌁ because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ love ⌁ batteries ⌁ enough ⌁ maybe ⌁ you ⌁ Won't ⌁ BECOME ⌁ ONE. ⌁ You ⌁ speak ⌁ With ⌁ a ⌁ certain ⌁ constant ⌁ BUZZ ⌁ to ⌁ your ⌁ Words, ⌁ considering ⌁ your ⌁ psionics ⌁ are ⌁ ALMOST ⌁ ALWAYS ⌁ ACTIVE. ⌁ Like ⌁ you ⌁ said. ⌁ You're ⌁ tired. ((Art ⌁ by ⌁ https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade ⌁ )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5af1b59bc8d.Webp ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Pomon ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ Championships ⌁ start ⌁ any ⌁ second ⌁ noW. ⌁ I'm ⌁ making ⌁ my ⌁ Way ⌁ to ⌁ my ⌁ first ⌁ match. ⌁ I ⌁ knoW ⌁ I ⌁ don't ⌁ alWays ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ lot ⌁ of ⌁ energy, ⌁ but... If ⌁ you're ⌁ going ⌁ against ⌁ me ⌁ this ⌁ Weekend? ⌁ KnoW ⌁ that ⌁ I ⌁ WON'T ⌁ HOLD ⌁ BACK! ⌁ I ⌁ REFUSE ⌁ TO ⌁ LOSE! ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ not ⌁ long ⌁ noW ⌁ before ⌁ the ⌁ big ⌁ event. ⌁ i ⌁ can ⌁ see ⌁ the ⌁ spotlights ⌁ shining ⌁ over ⌁ the ⌁ ocean ⌁ from ⌁ the ⌁ stadium. ⌁ as ⌁ alWays, ⌁ hope ⌁ to ⌁ see ⌁ you ⌁ under ⌁ the ⌁ dome ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ big ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ event. ⌁ and ⌁ i ⌁ suppose ⌁ i ⌁ can ⌁ give ⌁ you ⌁ an ⌁ inkling ⌁ of ⌁ Watt ⌁ i'm ⌁ bringing ⌁ noW ⌁ that ⌁ i've ⌁ locked ⌁ my ⌁ team ⌁ in. ⌁ a ⌁ kind ⌁ of ⌁ taster, ⌁ you ⌁ knoW? ⌁ my ⌁ team's ⌁ gonna ⌁ involve ⌁ sand. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ At ⌁ least ⌁ you ⌁ knoW ⌁ that ⌁ I'm ⌁ not ⌁ bringing ⌁ KiloWattrel ⌁ to ⌁ another ⌁ World's... ⌁ I ⌁ miss ⌁ my ⌁ bird. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ I ⌁ Will ⌁ say ⌁ one ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ I'm ⌁ not ⌁ using ⌁ on ⌁ principal ⌁ is ⌁ Charizard. ⌁ I ⌁ just ⌁ refuse ⌁ to ⌁ folloW ⌁ that ⌁ metagame ⌁ bullshit, ⌁ it's ⌁ so ⌁ tired... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Not ⌁ long ⌁ noW...Pomon ⌁ Worlds ⌁ is ⌁ coming ⌁ up ⌁ soon. ⌁ Have ⌁ you ⌁ figured ⌁ out ⌁ Watt ⌁ my ⌁ team ⌁ is ⌁ gonna ⌁ be ⌁ yet? ⌁ No ⌁ the ⌁ fuck ⌁ you ⌁ haven't, ⌁ because ⌁ *I* ⌁ haven't ⌁ finished ⌁ making ⌁ it ⌁ yet... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ This ⌁ milotic ⌁ has ⌁ been ⌁ tearing ⌁ up ⌁ the ⌁ field ⌁ recently...I'm ⌁ not ⌁ usually ⌁ one ⌁ for ⌁ Water ⌁ types, ⌁ but ⌁ Who ⌁ am ⌁ I ⌁ to ⌁ turn ⌁ doWn ⌁ a ⌁ Winner? ⌁ Plus, ⌁ she's ⌁ pretty ⌁ and ⌁ I've ⌁ been ⌁ overseeing ⌁ her ⌁ care. ⌁ When ⌁ I ⌁ retire ⌁ her ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ end ⌁ of ⌁ this ⌁ season, ⌁ I'll ⌁ put ⌁ in ⌁ a ⌁ request ⌁ to ⌁ not ⌁ have ⌁ her ⌁ culled. ⌁ Maybe ⌁ she ⌁ can ⌁ become ⌁ breeding ⌁ stock ⌁ or ⌁ something... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ i ⌁ hate ⌁ having ⌁ to ⌁ turn ⌁ my ⌁ psionics ⌁ off ⌁ through ⌁ security ⌁ gates. ⌁ feels ⌁ Weird ⌁ to ⌁ not ⌁ have ⌁ them ⌁ on. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ please ⌁ don't ⌁ come ⌁ up ⌁ to ⌁ me ⌁ at ⌁ signings ⌁ asking ⌁ me ⌁ for ⌁ drama ⌁ or ⌁ intel ⌁ about ⌁ other ⌁ players. ⌁ i ⌁ don't ⌁ care ⌁ about ⌁ them. ⌁ i ⌁ especially ⌁ don't ⌁ care ⌁ if ⌁ they're ⌁ playing ⌁ TCG ⌁ or ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ GO. ⌁ do ⌁ you ⌁ think ⌁ i ⌁ have ⌁ time ⌁ to ⌁ keep ⌁ up ⌁ With ⌁ the ⌁ other ⌁ games? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ big ⌁ fan ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ diversity ⌁ in ⌁ teams ⌁ the ⌁ current ⌁ meta ⌁ is ⌁ promoting... ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ While ⌁ there ⌁ it ⌁ Was ⌁ just ⌁ charizard ⌁ and ⌁ i ⌁ hated ⌁ it. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ I ⌁ think ⌁ they ⌁ should ⌁ let ⌁ me ⌁ eat ⌁ sleepberries. ⌁ ⚡︎
me also as wwhale.
⚡︎ ⌁ To ⌁ the ⌁ guy ⌁ Who ⌁ tried ⌁ to ⌁ rush ⌁ my ⌁ signing ⌁ booth ⌁ and ⌁ subsequently ⌁ got ⌁ culled ⌁ for ⌁ it, ⌁ you ⌁ posthumously ⌁ oWe ⌁ me ⌁ a ⌁ neW ⌁ jacket. ⌁ ⚡︎
nooooo what your jacket’s cool as hell
⚡︎ ⌁ Sigh. ⌁ It ⌁ really ⌁ is. ⌁ And ⌁ noW ⌁ it's ⌁ covered ⌁ in ⌁ green. ⌁ ⚡︎
damn.. 1 had someth1ng l1ke that happen a couple w1pes ago, l1ke, completely drenched and everyth1ng. had to cut my losses and get a new one 😔
⚡︎ ⌁ Thankfully, ⌁ I ⌁ have ⌁ access ⌁ to ⌁ very ⌁ good ⌁ dry ⌁ cleaners. ⌁ Doesn't ⌁ make ⌁ it ⌁ any ⌁ less ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ hassle, ⌁ though...There ⌁ goes ⌁ my ⌁ hopes ⌁ for ⌁ tWenty ⌁ minutes ⌁ of ⌁ sleep. ⌁ ⚡︎
not your allotted 22 m1nutes of sleep that’s crazy
⚡︎ ⌁ I ⌁ cherish ⌁ those ⌁ 22 ⌁ minutes ⌁ like ⌁ a ⌁ lover ⌁ I ⌁ haven't ⌁ seen ⌁ due ⌁ to ⌁ Wartime ⌁ conflict. ⌁ ⚡︎
that’s one of the most depress1ng th1ngs 1’ve ever heard. good luck
⚡︎ ⌁ It'll ⌁ be ⌁ fine. ⌁ I'm ⌁ cheating ⌁ on ⌁ sleep ⌁ With ⌁ my ⌁ flushed ⌁ mistress, ⌁ Monster ⌁ Energy ⌁ ⚡︎
that’s SUCH a funny way of say1ng that 1’m absolutely go1ng to add that to my vocabulary thank you
⚡︎ ⌁ For ⌁ those ⌁ shoWing ⌁ up ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ card ⌁ signings ⌁ soon. ⌁ Please ⌁ form ⌁ an ⌁ orderly ⌁ line. ⌁ Anyone ⌁ found ⌁ acting ⌁ out ⌁ is ⌁ on ⌁ cull ⌁ order ⌁ by ⌁ the ⌁ event ⌁ organizers ⌁ and ⌁ I ⌁ really ⌁ don't ⌁ Want ⌁ to ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ dry ⌁ clean ⌁ *another* ⌁ jacket... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Good ⌁ evening. ⌁ Today's ⌁ flavor ⌁ of ⌁ Monster ⌁ is... ⌁ Ultra ⌁ Violet. ⌁ Which ⌁ is ⌁ not ⌁ really ⌁ a ⌁ flavor. ⌁ Insofar ⌁ as ⌁ it's ⌁ a ⌁ color. ⌁ But ⌁ hey ⌁ I'm ⌁ just ⌁ a ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ player ⌁ Watt ⌁ do ⌁ I ⌁ knoW. ⌁ ⚡︎
why d1dnt they call 1t Ultra V1olent
1f they make 1t real we should ask for royalt1es
nonsense, you can always try anyway
⚡︎ ⌁ Fuck, ⌁ I ⌁ don't ⌁ knoW ⌁ Hayaah. ⌁ I ⌁ just ⌁ drink ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ stay ⌁ aWake. ⌁ I ⌁ have ⌁ card ⌁ signings ⌁ in ⌁ tWenty ⌁ minutes ⌁ and ⌁ I'm ⌁ running ⌁ on ⌁ 1 ⌁ hour ⌁ of ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ last ⌁ three ⌁ days ⌁ lets ⌁ fucking ⌁ go ⌁ lock ⌁ in ⌁ ⚡︎
damn, that sucks
⚡︎ ⌁ Who ⌁ has ⌁ the ⌁ time ⌁ to ⌁ think ⌁ about ⌁ tWinks ⌁ anyWay...I ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ on ⌁ stage ⌁ in ⌁ five. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ the ⌁ only ⌁ tuesday ⌁ i ⌁ recognize ⌁ is ⌁ #karatekatuesday ⌁ https://WWW.youtube.com/Watch?v=_DkG1RySv-M ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ tournament ⌁ ended ⌁ yesterday. ⌁ i ⌁ Won, ⌁ as ⌁ alWays. ⌁ hoW ⌁ boring... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ got ⌁ busy. ⌁ sorry ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ lack ⌁ of ⌁ round ⌁ updates. ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ folloWing ⌁ the ⌁ tournament, ⌁ though, ⌁ you ⌁ knoW ⌁ I'm ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ finals...naturally. ⌁ Do ⌁ you ⌁ like ⌁ my ⌁ Milotic? ⌁ Its ⌁ been ⌁ an ⌁ interesting ⌁ set ⌁ to ⌁ run...And ⌁ I ⌁ refuse ⌁ to ⌁ lose. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ sleep ⌁ is ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ Weak. ⌁ doWn ⌁ that ⌁ third ⌁ energy ⌁ drink ⌁ and ⌁ forget ⌁ hoW ⌁ to ⌁ feel ⌁ your ⌁ touch ⌁ stubs. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ round ⌁ one ⌁ finished. ⌁ Who ⌁ brings ⌁ horsaroni ⌁ to ⌁ a ⌁ serious ⌁ tournament...? ⌁ ⚡︎
sOMEONE WHO WATCHED THE ANIME i GUESS, tHOUGH FRANKLY IN THIS META, i WOULD ALMOST PREFER hORSAPONI, hOLDING A LIGHT BALK,
⚡︎ ⌁ thank ⌁ god ⌁ someone ⌁ else ⌁ Who ⌁ actually ⌁ knoWs ⌁ their ⌁ shit. ⌁ ⚡︎
lIKE,,, iN DOUBLES IT HAS 1TS USES, bUT,,, i WON'T FAULT SOMEONE FOR PLAYING WITH, tHE1R FAVORITES, bUT IN A TOURNAMENT SETTING, mAYBE ALLOW YOUR FAVORITES TO BE DEC1DED BY, v1AB1LITY AND, hOW THEY MATCH UP AGAINST THE META AT THE TIME,,,
⚡︎ ⌁ exactly. ⌁ as ⌁ much ⌁ as ⌁ i ⌁ love ⌁ kiloWattrel. ⌁ i ⌁ only ⌁ brought ⌁ it ⌁ to ⌁ PNIC ⌁ championships ⌁ last ⌁ sWeep ⌁ because ⌁ it ⌁ paired ⌁ Well ⌁ as ⌁ an ⌁ anti-meta ⌁ pick ⌁ against ⌁ all ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ god ⌁ damn ⌁ sloW ⌁ heavy ⌁ hitters ⌁ running ⌁ around ⌁ (ursaluna ⌁ can ⌁ bite ⌁ me). ⌁ i ⌁ Wouldn't ⌁ bring ⌁ it ⌁ to ⌁ just ⌁ any ⌁ tourney. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Why ⌁ is ⌁ it ⌁ that ⌁ When ⌁ the ⌁ subject ⌁ of ⌁ empirical ⌁ politics ⌁ is ⌁ broached, ⌁ sparing ⌁ human ⌁ intellects ⌁ instantly ⌁ assume ⌁ the ⌁ most ⌁ ingratiating ⌁ posture ⌁ of ⌁ surrender ⌁ imaginable. ⌁ the ⌁ empire ⌁ is ⌁ not ⌁ that ⌁ difficult ⌁ to ⌁ understand. ⌁ have ⌁ you ⌁ really ⌁ never ⌁ experienced ⌁ political ⌁ oppression? ⌁ Wattever, ⌁ my ⌁ first ⌁ round ⌁ is ⌁ up. ⌁ ⚡︎
*imperial
⚡︎ ⌁ sorry, ⌁ kind ⌁ of ⌁ typing ⌁ on ⌁ a ⌁ time ⌁ crunch. ⌁ its ⌁ the ⌁ lack ⌁ of ⌁ sleep. ⌁ ⚡︎