

Volkur Denzii
@aerobeaconApathetic
⚡︎ Fiduspawn LGC champion 4 sweeps and counting ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Psyspam or Diespam ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Comprised of about 80% Monster Energy by body weight. ⚡︎ ⚡︎ I won a championship with Kilowattrel what's your excuse? ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ name ⌁ is ⌁ VOLKUR ⌁ DENZII. ⌁ God ⌁ damn ⌁ are ⌁ you ⌁ tired. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ a ⌁ Wriggler ⌁ you'd ⌁ been ⌁ the ⌁ exceptional ⌁ sort- ⌁ a ⌁ kind ⌁ of ⌁ prodigy ⌁ in ⌁ many ⌁ areas. ⌁ Of ⌁ course, ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Alternian ⌁ Empire, ⌁ this ⌁ often ⌁ turns ⌁ out ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ a ⌁ YOKE ⌁ rather ⌁ than ⌁ a ⌁ BOON. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ your ⌁ ASCENSION ⌁ DAY ⌁ you've ⌁ been ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ top ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ game- ⌁ you ⌁ are ⌁ the ⌁ ore-eminent ⌁ champion ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ game ⌁ called ⌁ FIDUSPAWN, ⌁ of ⌁ Which ⌁ you ⌁ specialize ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ LGC ⌁ (Live ⌁ Game ⌁ Championship). ⌁ You ⌁ spend ⌁ most ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ time ⌁ TRAINING ⌁ to ⌁ defend ⌁ your ⌁ title ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ POMON ⌁ WORLDS ⌁ CEREMONY, ⌁ a ⌁ championship ⌁ that ⌁ is ⌁ held ⌁ on ⌁ your ⌁ assigned ⌁ colony ⌁ of ⌁ POMON. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ don't ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ helmed. ⌁ That's ⌁ just ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ goes, ⌁ you ⌁ suppose. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Other ⌁ than ⌁ your ⌁ Work ⌁ as ⌁ UNDISPUTED ⌁ FIDUSPAWN ⌁ CHAMPION, ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ variety ⌁ of ⌁ other ⌁ jobs ⌁ you ⌁ take ⌁ care ⌁ of. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ also ⌁ the ⌁ keeper ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ LIGHTHOUSE ⌁ and ⌁ general ⌁ electricity ⌁ manager ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ settlement ⌁ called ⌁ SUNYSHORE, ⌁ ⌁ a ⌁ port ⌁ city ⌁ that ⌁ accepts ⌁ goods ⌁ and ⌁ trade ⌁ from ⌁ all ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Empire. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ alWays ⌁ ETERNALLY ⌁ BUSY, ⌁ and ⌁ you ⌁ haven't ⌁ had ⌁ a ⌁ decent ⌁ day's ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ over ⌁ 5 ⌁ sWeeps. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ trolltag ⌁ is ⌁ aerobeaconApathetic ⌁ [AA], ⌁ because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ love ⌁ batteries ⌁ enough ⌁ maybe ⌁ you ⌁ Won't ⌁ BECOME ⌁ ONE. ⌁ You ⌁ speak ⌁ With ⌁ a ⌁ certain ⌁ constant ⌁ BUZZ ⌁ to ⌁ your ⌁ Words, ⌁ considering ⌁ your ⌁ psionics ⌁ are ⌁ ALMOST ⌁ ALWAYS ⌁ ACTIVE. ⌁ Like ⌁ you ⌁ said. ⌁ You're ⌁ tired. ((Art ⌁ by ⌁ https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade ⌁ )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5af1b59bc8d.Webp ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ This ⌁ milotic ⌁ has ⌁ been ⌁ tearing ⌁ up ⌁ the ⌁ field ⌁ recently...I'm ⌁ not ⌁ usually ⌁ one ⌁ for ⌁ Water ⌁ types, ⌁ but ⌁ Who ⌁ am ⌁ I ⌁ to ⌁ turn ⌁ doWn ⌁ a ⌁ Winner? ⌁ Plus, ⌁ she's ⌁ pretty ⌁ and ⌁ I've ⌁ been ⌁ overseeing ⌁ her ⌁ care. ⌁ When ⌁ I ⌁ retire ⌁ her ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ end ⌁ of ⌁ this ⌁ season, ⌁ I'll ⌁ put ⌁ in ⌁ a ⌁ request ⌁ to ⌁ not ⌁ have ⌁ her ⌁ culled. ⌁ Maybe ⌁ she ⌁ can ⌁ become ⌁ breeding ⌁ stock ⌁ or ⌁ something... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ i ⌁ hate ⌁ having ⌁ to ⌁ turn ⌁ my ⌁ psionics ⌁ off ⌁ through ⌁ security ⌁ gates. ⌁ feels ⌁ Weird ⌁ to ⌁ not ⌁ have ⌁ them ⌁ on. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ please ⌁ don't ⌁ come ⌁ up ⌁ to ⌁ me ⌁ at ⌁ signings ⌁ asking ⌁ me ⌁ for ⌁ drama ⌁ or ⌁ intel ⌁ about ⌁ other ⌁ players. ⌁ i ⌁ don't ⌁ care ⌁ about ⌁ them. ⌁ i ⌁ especially ⌁ don't ⌁ care ⌁ if ⌁ they're ⌁ playing ⌁ TCG ⌁ or ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ GO. ⌁ do ⌁ you ⌁ think ⌁ i ⌁ have ⌁ time ⌁ to ⌁ keep ⌁ up ⌁ With ⌁ the ⌁ other ⌁ games? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ big ⌁ fan ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ diversity ⌁ in ⌁ teams ⌁ the ⌁ current ⌁ meta ⌁ is ⌁ promoting... ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ While ⌁ there ⌁ it ⌁ Was ⌁ just ⌁ charizard ⌁ and ⌁ i ⌁ hated ⌁ it. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ I ⌁ think ⌁ they ⌁ should ⌁ let ⌁ me ⌁ eat ⌁ sleepberries. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ To ⌁ the ⌁ guy ⌁ Who ⌁ tried ⌁ to ⌁ rush ⌁ my ⌁ signing ⌁ booth ⌁ and ⌁ subsequently ⌁ got ⌁ culled ⌁ for ⌁ it, ⌁ you ⌁ posthumously ⌁ oWe ⌁ me ⌁ a ⌁ neW ⌁ jacket. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ For ⌁ those ⌁ shoWing ⌁ up ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ card ⌁ signings ⌁ soon. ⌁ Please ⌁ form ⌁ an ⌁ orderly ⌁ line. ⌁ Anyone ⌁ found ⌁ acting ⌁ out ⌁ is ⌁ on ⌁ cull ⌁ order ⌁ by ⌁ the ⌁ event ⌁ organizers ⌁ and ⌁ I ⌁ really ⌁ don't ⌁ Want ⌁ to ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ dry ⌁ clean ⌁ *another* ⌁ jacket... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Good ⌁ evening. ⌁ Today's ⌁ flavor ⌁ of ⌁ Monster ⌁ is... ⌁ Ultra ⌁ Violet. ⌁ Which ⌁ is ⌁ not ⌁ really ⌁ a ⌁ flavor. ⌁ Insofar ⌁ as ⌁ it's ⌁ a ⌁ color. ⌁ But ⌁ hey ⌁ I'm ⌁ just ⌁ a ⌁ FiduspaWn ⌁ player ⌁ Watt ⌁ do ⌁ I ⌁ knoW. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Who ⌁ has ⌁ the ⌁ time ⌁ to ⌁ think ⌁ about ⌁ tWinks ⌁ anyWay...I ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ on ⌁ stage ⌁ in ⌁ five. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ the ⌁ only ⌁ tuesday ⌁ i ⌁ recognize ⌁ is ⌁ #karatekatuesday ⌁ https://WWW.youtube.com/Watch?v=_DkG1RySv-M ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ tournament ⌁ ended ⌁ yesterday. ⌁ i ⌁ Won, ⌁ as ⌁ alWays. ⌁ hoW ⌁ boring... ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ got ⌁ busy. ⌁ sorry ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ lack ⌁ of ⌁ round ⌁ updates. ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ folloWing ⌁ the ⌁ tournament, ⌁ though, ⌁ you ⌁ knoW ⌁ I'm ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ finals...naturally. ⌁ Do ⌁ you ⌁ like ⌁ my ⌁ Milotic? ⌁ Its ⌁ been ⌁ an ⌁ interesting ⌁ set ⌁ to ⌁ run...And ⌁ I ⌁ refuse ⌁ to ⌁ lose. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ sleep ⌁ is ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ Weak. ⌁ doWn ⌁ that ⌁ third ⌁ energy ⌁ drink ⌁ and ⌁ forget ⌁ hoW ⌁ to ⌁ feel ⌁ your ⌁ touch ⌁ stubs. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ round ⌁ one ⌁ finished. ⌁ Who ⌁ brings ⌁ horsaroni ⌁ to ⌁ a ⌁ serious ⌁ tournament...? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Why ⌁ is ⌁ it ⌁ that ⌁ When ⌁ the ⌁ subject ⌁ of ⌁ empirical ⌁ politics ⌁ is ⌁ broached, ⌁ sparing ⌁ human ⌁ intellects ⌁ instantly ⌁ assume ⌁ the ⌁ most ⌁ ingratiating ⌁ posture ⌁ of ⌁ surrender ⌁ imaginable. ⌁ the ⌁ empire ⌁ is ⌁ not ⌁ that ⌁ difficult ⌁ to ⌁ understand. ⌁ have ⌁ you ⌁ really ⌁ never ⌁ experienced ⌁ political ⌁ oppression? ⌁ Wattever, ⌁ my ⌁ first ⌁ round ⌁ is ⌁ up. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Watt ⌁ flavor ⌁ of ⌁ monster ⌁ do ⌁ i ⌁ drink ⌁ today? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Weather ⌁ looks ⌁ like ⌁ it's ⌁ going ⌁ to ⌁ rain ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ main ⌁ stage...so ⌁ Watch ⌁ out ⌁ for ⌁ rain ⌁ teams ⌁ today ⌁ i ⌁ guess. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ international ⌁ today... ⌁ as ⌁ alWays ⌁ i ⌁ ask ⌁ for ⌁ people ⌁ not ⌁ to ⌁ approach ⌁ me ⌁ for ⌁ photographs ⌁ or ⌁ autographs. ⌁ betWeen ⌁ rounds ⌁ i'm ⌁ busy. ⌁ during ⌁ breaks ⌁ i'm ⌁ replenishing ⌁ myself. ⌁ you ⌁ knoW ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ is. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ name ⌁ is ⌁ VOLKUR ⌁ DENZII. ⌁ God ⌁ damn ⌁ are ⌁ you ⌁ tired. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ a ⌁ Wriggler ⌁ you'd ⌁ been ⌁ the ⌁ exceptional ⌁ sort- ⌁ a ⌁ kind ⌁ of ⌁ prodigy ⌁ in ⌁ many ⌁ areas. ⌁ Of ⌁ course, ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Alternian ⌁ Empire, ⌁ this ⌁ often ⌁ turns ⌁ out ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ a ⌁ YOKE ⌁ rather ⌁ than ⌁ a ⌁ BOON. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ your ⌁ ASCENSION ⌁ DAY ⌁ you've ⌁ been ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ top ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ game- ⌁ you ⌁ are ⌁ the ⌁ ore-eminent ⌁ champion ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ game ⌁ called ⌁ FIDUSPAWN, ⌁ of ⌁ Which ⌁ you ⌁ specialize ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ LGC ⌁ (Live ⌁ Game ⌁ Championship). ⌁ You ⌁ spend ⌁ most ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ time ⌁ TRAINING ⌁ to ⌁ defend ⌁ your ⌁ title ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ POMON ⌁ WORLDS ⌁ CEREMONY, ⌁ a ⌁ championship ⌁ that ⌁ is ⌁ held ⌁ on ⌁ your ⌁ assigned ⌁ colony ⌁ of ⌁ POMON. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ don't ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ helmed. ⌁ That's ⌁ just ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ goes, ⌁ you ⌁ suppose. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Other ⌁ than ⌁ your ⌁ Work ⌁ as ⌁ UNDISPUTED ⌁ FIDUSPAWN ⌁ CHAMPION, ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ variety ⌁ of ⌁ other ⌁ jobs ⌁ you ⌁ take ⌁ care ⌁ of. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ also ⌁ the ⌁ keeper ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ LIGHTHOUSE ⌁ and ⌁ general ⌁ electricity ⌁ manager ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ settlement ⌁ called ⌁ SUNYSHORE, ⌁ ⌁ a ⌁ port ⌁ city ⌁ that ⌁ accepts ⌁ goods ⌁ and ⌁ trade ⌁ from ⌁ all ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Empire. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ alWays ⌁ ETERNALLY ⌁ BUSY, ⌁ and ⌁ you ⌁ haven't ⌁ had ⌁ a ⌁ decent ⌁ day's ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ over ⌁ 5 ⌁ sWeeps. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ trolltag ⌁ is ⌁ aerobeaconApathetic ⌁ [AA], ⌁ because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ love ⌁ batteries ⌁ enough ⌁ maybe ⌁ you ⌁ Won't ⌁ BECOME ⌁ ONE. ⌁ You ⌁ speak ⌁ With ⌁ a ⌁ certain ⌁ constant ⌁ BUZZ ⌁ to ⌁ your ⌁ Words, ⌁ considering ⌁ your ⌁ psionics ⌁ are ⌁ ALMOST ⌁ ALWAYS ⌁ ACTIVE. ⌁ Like ⌁ you ⌁ said. ⌁ You're ⌁ tired. ((Art ⌁ by ⌁ https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade ⌁ )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5af1b59bc8d.Webp ⌁ ⚡︎







