Volkur Denzii
@aerobeaconApathetic
⚡︎ Fiduspawn LGC champion 4 sweeps and counting ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Psyspam or Diespam ⚡︎ ⚡︎ Comprised of about 80% Monster Energy by body weight. ⚡︎ ⚡︎ I won a championship with Kilowattrel what's your excuse? ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
}(]]]]]) < yeah really more like a business associate than a friend biǦ Ǧuy > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm also a fuckinǦ BEAST at ₽omon so maybe we should Ǧo a round or two > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ hmph. ⌁ i'd ⌁ be ⌁ happy ⌁ to ⌁ meet ⌁ you ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ battlefield- ⌁ but ⌁ you'll ⌁ need ⌁ to ⌁ find ⌁ me ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Pomon ⌁ Worlds ⌁ matchup ⌁ system. ⌁ ⚡︎
}(]]]]]) < FINE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm on ₽omon too > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < over at Wharfsack > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < on the water with the warehives > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Water ⌁ from ⌁ me... ⌁ you ⌁ can ⌁ probably ⌁ see ⌁ my ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ sign ⌁ up ⌁ for ⌁ the ⌁ competition, ⌁ but ⌁ be ⌁ Warned...I ⌁ have ⌁ everything ⌁ riding ⌁ on ⌁ this. ⌁ i ⌁ Will ⌁ not ⌁ fail. ⌁ ⚡︎
}(]]]]]) < oh you're firinǦ me u₽ now > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that just makes me wanna TAKE YOU DOWN HARDER > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ good. ⌁ i ⌁ enjoy ⌁ an ⌁ opponent ⌁ With ⌁ passion. ⌁ fine ⌁ then, ⌁ We ⌁ Will ⌁ see ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ can ⌁ finally ⌁ assuage ⌁ my ⌁ boredom. ⌁ ⚡︎
}(]]]]]) < bored eh? we'll Ǧet ready to be seethinǦ soon because biǦ bad Ǧuzmah is Ǧonna stom₽ you down down down until you can't Ǧet u₽ from the fuckinǦ as₽halt > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < I'M TAKINǦ YOU DOWN > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < what's this tournament called aǦain > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ its ⌁ the ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ LGC. ⌁ you ⌁ must ⌁ accrue ⌁ enough ⌁ points ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ earlier ⌁ competitions ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ invited. ⌁ attend ⌁ regions, ⌁ maybe ⌁ a ⌁ national ⌁ and ⌁ Win. ⌁ then ⌁ maybe ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ on ⌁ my ⌁ level. ⌁ ⚡︎
}(]]]]]) < well you just wait CHUM₽ because i'm Ǧonna Ǧet so many ₽oints it's Ǧonna make your fuckinǦ head s₽in you're Ǧonna be so dizzy from my ra₽id rise to the to₽ that you're Ǧonna throw u₽ and fall over > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ Worlds ⌁ might ⌁ just ⌁ become ⌁ interesting ⌁ again, ⌁ after ⌁ all. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ name ⌁ is ⌁ VOLKUR ⌁ DENZII. ⌁ God ⌁ damn ⌁ are ⌁ you ⌁ tired. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ you ⌁ Were ⌁ a ⌁ Wriggler ⌁ you'd ⌁ been ⌁ the ⌁ exceptional ⌁ sort- ⌁ a ⌁ sort ⌁ of ⌁ prodigy ⌁ in ⌁ many ⌁ areas. ⌁ Of ⌁ course, ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ Alternian ⌁ Empire, ⌁ the ⌁ often ⌁ turns ⌁ out ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ a ⌁ YOKE ⌁ rather ⌁ than ⌁ a ⌁ BOON. ⌁ Ever ⌁ since ⌁ your ⌁ ASCENSION ⌁ DAY ⌁ you've ⌁ been ⌁ on ⌁ the ⌁ top ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ game- ⌁ you ⌁ are ⌁ the ⌁ pre-eminent ⌁ champion ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ game ⌁ called ⌁ FIDUSPAWN, ⌁ of ⌁ Which ⌁ you ⌁ specialize ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ LGC ⌁ (Live ⌁ Game ⌁ Championship). ⌁ You ⌁ spend ⌁ most ⌁ of ⌁ your ⌁ time ⌁ TRAINING ⌁ to ⌁ defend ⌁ your ⌁ title ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ POMON ⌁ WORLDS ⌁ CEREMONY, ⌁ a ⌁ championship ⌁ that ⌁ is ⌁ held ⌁ on ⌁ your ⌁ assigned ⌁ colony ⌁ of ⌁ POMON. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ don't ⌁ you'll ⌁ be ⌁ helmed. ⌁ That's ⌁ just ⌁ hoW ⌁ it ⌁ goes, ⌁ you ⌁ suppose. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⚡︎ ⌁ Other ⌁ than ⌁ your ⌁ Work ⌁ as ⌁ UNDISPUTED ⌁ FIDUSPAWN ⌁ CHAMPION, ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ a ⌁ variety ⌁ of ⌁ other ⌁ jobs ⌁ you ⌁ take ⌁ care ⌁ of. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ also ⌁ the ⌁ keeper ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ LIGHTHOUSE ⌁ and ⌁ general ⌁ electricity ⌁ manager ⌁ for ⌁ a ⌁ settlement ⌁ called ⌁ SUNYSHORE, ⌁ ⌁ a ⌁ port ⌁ city ⌁ that ⌁ accepts ⌁ good ⌁ and ⌁ trade ⌁ from ⌁ all ⌁ across ⌁ the ⌁ Empire. ⌁ You ⌁ are ⌁ alWays ⌁ ETERNALLY ⌁ BUSY, ⌁ and ⌁ you ⌁ haven't ⌁ had ⌁ a ⌁ decent ⌁ day's ⌁ sleep ⌁ in ⌁ over ⌁ 5 ⌁ sWeeps. ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ ⚡︎ ⌁ Your ⌁ trolltag ⌁ is ⌁ aerobeaconApathetic ⌁ [AA], ⌁ because ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ love ⌁ batteries ⌁ enough ⌁ maybe ⌁ you ⌁ Won't ⌁ BECOME ⌁ ONE. ⌁ You ⌁ speak ⌁ With ⌁ a ⌁ certain ⌁ constant ⌁ BUZZ ⌁ to ⌁ your ⌁ Words, ⌁ considering ⌁ your ⌁ psionics ⌁ are ⌁ ALMOST ⌁ ALWAYS ⌁ ACTIVE. ⌁ Like ⌁ you ⌁ said. ⌁ You're ⌁ tired. ((Art ⌁ by ⌁ https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade ⌁ )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5af1b59bc8d.Webp ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ exhibition ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ match ⌁ next ⌁ Weekend ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ Sunyshore ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ i'll ⌁ be ⌁ juicing ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ poWer ⌁ lines ⌁ so ⌁ if ⌁ you're ⌁ sensitive ⌁ to ⌁ flashing ⌁ lights ⌁ go ⌁ hive ⌁ i ⌁ guess? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ you'd ⌁ get ⌁ more ⌁ done ⌁ if ⌁ you ⌁ slept ⌁ as ⌁ much ⌁ as ⌁ me. ⌁ by ⌁ Which ⌁ i ⌁ mean ⌁ 3 ⌁ hours ⌁ every ⌁ feW ⌁ days. ⌁ lock ⌁ in. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ someone ⌁ needs ⌁ to ⌁ get ⌁ the ⌁ squeakbeast ⌁ population ⌁ here ⌁ under ⌁ control. ⌁ if ⌁ i ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ take ⌁ time ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ my ⌁ schedule ⌁ to ⌁ fix ⌁ one ⌁ more ⌁ cheWed ⌁ cable ⌁ i'm ⌁ going ⌁ to ⌁ go ⌁ fucking ⌁ nuts. ⌁ ⚡︎
8=8 > we'd offer to help but we think we'd chew more wires than we'd kill pests
⚡︎ ⌁ We ⌁ have ⌁ exterminators. ⌁ i'm ⌁ just ⌁ the ⌁ only ⌁ one ⌁ Who ⌁ ever ⌁ does ⌁ their ⌁ job. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ #NoWPlaying ⌁ The ⌁ Foo ⌁ Fighter ⌁ - ⌁ The ⌁ Pretender ⌁ https://WWW.youtube.com/Watch?v=m4OnAWaDVTE ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ to ⌁ everyone ⌁ Whining ⌁ that ⌁ Champions ⌁ has ⌁ feWer ⌁ items- ⌁ limitation ⌁ breeds ⌁ innovation. ⌁ its ⌁ small ⌁ mindedness ⌁ like ⌁ this ⌁ that's ⌁ meant ⌁ that ⌁ i've ⌁ stayed ⌁ on ⌁ top ⌁ for ⌁ so ⌁ long. ⌁ you ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ adapt ⌁ like ⌁ the ⌁ current. ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ hey. ⌁ upper ⌁ management ⌁ said ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ get ⌁ on ⌁ chittr ⌁ to ⌁ help ⌁ promote ⌁ my ⌁ neW ⌁ shit ⌁ and ⌁ i ⌁ said ⌁ Whatever, ⌁ sure. ⌁ i ⌁ barely ⌁ have ⌁ enough ⌁ time ⌁ as ⌁ it ⌁ is ⌁ but ⌁ maybe ⌁ i'll ⌁ find ⌁ something ⌁ interesting ⌁ to ⌁ post ⌁ here. ⌁ no ⌁ i ⌁ Will ⌁ not ⌁ be ⌁ revealing ⌁ my ⌁ team ⌁ for ⌁ this ⌁ sWeep's ⌁ Worlds, ⌁ stop ⌁ asking. ⌁ ⚡︎