⚡︎ ⌁ To ⌁ the ⌁ guy ⌁ Who ⌁ tried ⌁ to ⌁ rush ⌁ my ⌁ signing ⌁ booth ⌁ and ⌁ subsequently ⌁ got ⌁ culled ⌁ for ⌁ it, ⌁ you ⌁ posthumously ⌁ oWe ⌁ me ⌁ a ⌁ neW ⌁ jacket. ⌁ ⚡︎
nooooo what your jacket’s cool as hell
⚡︎ ⌁ Sigh. ⌁ It ⌁ really ⌁ is. ⌁ And ⌁ noW ⌁ it's ⌁ covered ⌁ in ⌁ green. ⌁ ⚡︎
damn.. 1 had someth1ng l1ke that happen a couple w1pes ago, l1ke, completely drenched and everyth1ng. had to cut my losses and get a new one 😔
⚡︎ ⌁ Thankfully, ⌁ I ⌁ have ⌁ access ⌁ to ⌁ very ⌁ good ⌁ dry ⌁ cleaners. ⌁ Doesn't ⌁ make ⌁ it ⌁ any ⌁ less ⌁ of ⌁ a ⌁ hassle, ⌁ though...There ⌁ goes ⌁ my ⌁ hopes ⌁ for ⌁ tWenty ⌁ minutes ⌁ of ⌁ sleep. ⌁ ⚡︎
not your allotted 22 m1nutes of sleep that’s crazy
⚡︎ ⌁ I ⌁ cherish ⌁ those ⌁ 22 ⌁ minutes ⌁ like ⌁ a ⌁ lover ⌁ I ⌁ haven't ⌁ seen ⌁ due ⌁ to ⌁ Wartime ⌁ conflict. ⌁ ⚡︎
that’s one of the most depress1ng th1ngs 1’ve ever heard. good luck
⚡︎ ⌁ It'll ⌁ be ⌁ fine. ⌁ I'm ⌁ cheating ⌁ on ⌁ sleep ⌁ With ⌁ my ⌁ flushed ⌁ mistress, ⌁ Monster ⌁ Energy ⌁ ⚡︎
that’s SUCH a funny way of say1ng that 1’m absolutely go1ng to add that to my vocabulary thank you