Witney Madder
@affectionateTrampling
Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5edc2e87752f.jpg goooey garlic and spinach noodle gourd for #GirlDinner
I'm Getting The Ingredients For This Right Now. #ourgirldinner
yes let the dairymaid influuence you i will not steer you wrong!!! i excluusively post bangers when it comes to foood.
ε-(´・｀) nothing feels as real as the bug rave felt
https://open.spotify.com/track/2TTYIwTM2iLC1YOyHuhRMt?si=cu5wjS-2T8eoHLcfuBJEsQ
and that's why huumans ain't shit, ya hear???
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b1867148a80.png roasted luusus flower and grubpasta al forno!
ohhhh that looks so fuckin good
https://thebrookcook.wordpress.com/2014/10/24/rigatoni-cauliflower-al-forno/ i doo recommend trying it with capers added, and even cluckbeast.
why is everyone fiduspawn posting lol???
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/08bca8317bd7.jpg good mooooorning!
goooh getting back to my hive is gonna be tooough lol. #bugrave
it's witney bitch ;)
Yuo look like my mom #substance
yoou huumans are so nuumerous and i am just like... awe they are almoost like people!!! except they will be crushed under the heel of the alternian empire, surely. oh well! #mooosing
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
xx_FUCK..._ONE_OF_CHCHOWS_ALL_TIME_FAVORITE_SONGZ._KING_SHIT_xx
♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪ @gangstasCrossbones #bugrave
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
https://open.spotify.com/track/4LmzPJDil70LpiApWfOI6O?si=a1383a178dbf4f73 #bugrave
THAT IMAGE OF ME WAS SO CUUTE NOW I'M CRYING AT THE #BUGRAVE WAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥) (˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥) (˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥) (˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥) (˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥)
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
}(]]]]]) < OKAY OKAY I ǦET IT NOW BUZZ OFF > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MAKE A U-TURN OUT OF MY RE₽LIES WITH YOUR RECI₽ES > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < sheesh > ([[[[[){
BUDDY. YOU DO_'T COME O_TO ***MY*** POST A_D TELL ME TO BUZZ OFF. KEEP A_ EYE O_ YOUЯR SWAЯRMS TO_IGHT.
}(]]]]]) < TCH..... DON'T TOUCH MY SWARMS! i know a Ǧrou₽ of real rebellious danǦerous ty₽e jades who sneak out of the caverns every niǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < kee₽ your ₽aws off my stuff and i'll tell you where they have their little harry ₽otter book club meetinǦs so you can scare them straiǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < just relax okay > ([[[[[){
SCAЯRI_G SOME JADES STЯRAIGHT WOULD BE A BETTEЯR USE OF MY TIME THA_ CЯRACKI_G SOME OF YOUЯR _UMBSKULLS A_YWAY. GOOD BUG. :oX
}(]]]]]) < ]&< you're welcome > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧotta kee₽ the clowns ha₽₽y to kee₽ the world s₽inninǦ don't i know it > ([[[[[){
⚇ sister this scary as fuck. ⚇ freshest shit i seen in a hot motherfucking minute ⚇
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
wHAT A CUTIE!
I hear it, the laughter and j▣y ▣f this beast! ▾ D▣ y▣u hear it t▣▣? The ringing ▣f its funnytubes within its impris▣nment as y▣ur cust▣dian? ▾
i can literally talk to luusii you luunatic. :I
ALSO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOOU
Y▣ur interpretati▣n ▣f the beastlanguage is tainted by the evil in y▣ur pusher. If y▣u c▣uld understand them, read them as they truly were, y▣u w▣uld kn▣w what they truly think. ▾ I w▣nder, can they parse the w▣rd "expl▣ited" thr▣ugh their m▣▣beast shaped speech apparatuses, t▣ be interpreted by the c▣mm▣n way ▣f speak? ▾ Hmm. I hear their truest self. The parts unv▣calized. ▾ Thank y▣u f▣r letting me l▣▣k at y▣ur friend. ▾
jangling my cowstian dior collection at the #bugrave. #cowstiandior
there are people taking giant rips of #substances on their bug vapes. huffing that #bugass if you will. #bugrave
there was a cuute challenger a feeew sweeps back that i wish could have talked longer before she was udderly crushed. sigh.