Dazian Parqet 🥁
@permissiveTurnabout
𖦤 He/Him :|| 𖦤 yknow / The / Killing / Floor? / I / do / the / drums :||
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
𖦤 So / are / y'all / changing / woke / to / evil / because / you / can't / stand / to / think / you / might / not / be / the / "good" / version / of / yourself / or / what? :||
𖦤 Y'know / what's / even / crazier / than / nips / to / me? / Raised / grub / scars / lmao Mine / are / just / like Oblong, / hyperpigmented / little / splotches / on / my / sides Some / people / out / here / lookin' / like / their / grub / legs / dried / up / instead / of / melting / down Kinda / satisfying / to / touch / those / though / lol :||
𖦤 Who / the / FUCK / gnawed / on / my / drumstick??? :||
𖦤 Sweatin' / my / damn / ass / off / and / it / ain't / even / that / hot Fuckin' / A :||
𖦤 Bumped / into / a / friend / down / at / Spectrum / last / light Think / he'd / get / a / kick / outta / me / posting / this / :o) / #cw-suggestive :||
𖦤 Allard / is / just / obsessed / with / mammalian / pregnancy / guys, / he / didn't / mean / it / I / swear :||
𖦤 Do / you / think / my / bandmates / are / gonna / forgive / me / for / hittin' / up / Spectrum / and / not / inviting / any / of / them :||
𖦤 Think / I / gotta / get / out / tolight. / Hit / the / club / maybe :||
𖦤 Found / out / recently / that / my / ancestor / is 1) / alive 2) / mirthless 3) / a / xenobotany / professor??? That / "ancestral / path" / superstition / is / such / bullshit, / man. / What / do / you / mean / Daddy / Parqet / is / just / studying / plants / somewhere :||
𖦤 I / bet / Al's / havin' / a / great / time / right / now :||
𖦤 Crawlin' / out / from / under / my / rock / to / post / this / image / for / a / third / time? Yeah / why / not :||
𖦤 Pretty / slow / on / here / given / the / time / of / night Someone / light / the / Casp / signal :||
OK LAZT ONE 4 TODAY I WILL DO MORE TOMORROW @chillerAficionado I GAVE U A CUTEZY DREZZ BECAUZE I CAN. FUCK U.
𖦤 WHY / IS / THERE / A / MILLIPEDE / IN / THE / TOUR / BUS :||
𖦤 So / like. / Once / again If / your / funny / bit / is / spamming / the / same / dull / line / on / every / post / you / see, / your / comedy / is / uninspired / and / you / will / not / be / seeing / the / messiahs :||
𖦤 Bit / anticlimactic / lol :||
𖦤 Nah / that's / embarrassing / for / him, / how'd / he / only / just / get / here? Cueball / be / slackin' :||

~Hey lil br~O y~Ou're mad th~Ough right? Like I tO~tally O~wned y~Ou right? I didn't flO~p and just be vaguely unfunny I made y~Ou big mad right unc? YO~u're just malding right? YO~u keep c~Oming back t~O me (~On yO~ur O~wn pO~st) g~Od yO~u're O~bsessed. D~On't w~Orry ab~Out my inability t~O h~Op ~Off y~Our bulge and make my O~wn pO~st tO~ try my tight five O~n. YO~u're mad thO~ugh right? Like I ragebaited yO~u yeah? I was just pretending tO~ be an idiO~t I was trO~lling. I fucking g~Ot yO~u br~O. YO~u're mad right? Hey pay attenti~On t~O me I g~Ot yO~u mad right? ~#nsfw~
𖦤 Too / many / dang / gimmick / accounts / that / get / on / here / and / overplay / their / hand You / can't / go / makin' / a / nuisance / of / yourself / on / every / single / post S'just / obnoxious. / That's / how / you / get / yourself / blocked / by / half / the / site / in / the / first / hour / of / existing I'm / always / sayin' / it. / Good / comedy / requires / restraint. / Gotta / know / when / to / pull / back. / When / to / let / your / audience / breathe. / Take / a / beat, / brother. / Make / like / a / lemon, / even :||
𖦤 Cheesecake / isn't / even / real / cake / to / me She's / like / a / pie She's / like / if / pie / pretended / to / be / cake Author's / Note: / These / are / all / compliments / to / the / humble / cheesecake, / do / NOT / come / onto / this / post / tryin' / to / defend / her. / She / don't / need / it :||



















