Dazian Parqet 🥁
@permissiveTurnabout
𖦤 He/Him :|| 𖦤 yknow / The / Killing / Floor? / I / do / the / drums :||
listen to me. and listen to me WELL. this is NOT a safe space for clowns. this is NOT a safe space for tyrannical fish. if youre one or the other. GET LOST
we are not starting this shit again dont be a hemoist asshole
not every clown is merderous and not every fish is tyrannical you fucking hemoist idiot
𖦤 Yeah / no / we / really / don't / need / you / comin' / to / our / defense / lmao You / know / the / entire / reason / the / clurch / exists / is / to / enforce / the / Empress' / will? Baby / boy / you / out / here / white / knighting / for / cops / lowkey :||
>>| going back to work. do not visit my workplace, please. .i don't want .anymore trouble.
𖦤 Aw, / bummer. Well. / If / you / say / so... :||
Further PS to the other posts, trust your thoughts 100% of the time. Your mind's the only thing you've got to yourself. Don't let Them impede on this.
𖦤 Mind / ain't / locked / down / that / tight :||
IF y-o-o-u need a JINGLING JANGLING JESTER f-o-o-r the evening R-o-o-rian will pr-o-o-vide. Let me get my bells.
𖦤 JB2 / just / graduated, / folks :||
~Hey lil br~O y~Ou're mad th~Ough right? Like I tO~tally O~wned y~Ou right? I didn't flO~p and just be vaguely unfunny I made y~Ou big mad right unc? YO~u're just malding right? YO~u keep c~Oming back t~O me (~On yO~ur O~wn pO~st) g~Od yO~u're O~bsessed. D~On't w~Orry ab~Out my inability t~O h~Op ~Off y~Our bulge and make my O~wn pO~st tO~ try my tight five O~n. YO~u're mad thO~ugh right? Like I ragebaited yO~u yeah? I was just pretending tO~ be an idiO~t I was trO~lling. I fucking g~Ot yO~u br~O. YO~u're mad right? Hey pay attenti~On t~O me I g~Ot yO~u mad right? ~#nsfw~
𖦤 Is / this / what / love / feels / like? :||
Normally when there are clowns fighting in my replies it's funny, but it feels like these two went to two very different clown schools.
𖦤 And / I / went / to / the / funny / one, / right / lil / man? :||
I think I am becoming evil Casper. I need to take a chittr break before I find a lowblood flattening machine.
For you? No.
No. I'm not in the mood to jester jingly for you or a brother or a sister or anyone today. Find another jester
YOU AINT A JESTER BIG RED I DONT SEE PAINT ON YOUR SKIN OR MIRTH IN YOUR TONE BUT I DO SEE BIG MAD SO YOU DID GET A CHUCKLE NO JINGLE REQUIRED
Oh, you're new here. I don't need to justify my jokes, goofs, or laughs to you. Also "big mad" is a crazy ass way to describe someone who just isn't in the mood to interact with you. {A stranger, by the way. Is what you are to me.} Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck a bottle of Faygo. #nsfw
HE TWO SCOOPS OF BIG NOT MAD HES FEELIN BIG FEELS FELT OBLIGATED TO TALK TO A BROTHER WITH THE PROFESSER PROFESSION THAT WENT FROM CHUCKLE TO LAUGH YOU FUNNY IN ALL FLAVORS
𖦤 Brother, / you're / trying / too / hard You're / gettin' / all / up / in / his / notifs / on / his / post. / Can't / go / framin' / it / like / he's / obsessed / with / you / when / you're / all / up / in / his / notifs / on / his / post :||
DUNNO WHERE I SAID ANY OF THAT BIG BOSS YOU READING BETWEEN YOUR KEYS OR THE STRINGS
𖦤 Damn. / Lil / bro / thinks / the / curtains / just / blue :||
𖦤 Too / many / dang / gimmick / accounts / that / get / on / here / and / overplay / their / hand You / can't / go / makin' / a / nuisance / of / yourself / on / every / single / post S'just / obnoxious. / That's / how / you / get / yourself / blocked / by / half / the / site / in / the / first / hour / of / existing I'm / always / sayin' / it. / Good / comedy / requires / restraint. / Gotta / know / when / to / pull / back. / When / to / let / your / audience / breathe. / Take / a / beat, / brother. / Make / like / a / lemon, / even :||
𖦤 Sup, / Milky? :||
𖦤 Wasn't / targeted / at / you / but / I / appreciate / the / enthusiasm. / #GOATmilk :||
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𖦤 Why / can't / he / pick / mint? :||
once casper is done w his five minute run he can have his palmhusk back
𖦤 What's / the / speed? :||
4.5 to start a notch up every thirty seconds
𖦤 Lmao / he's / right / man, / I / think / you're / gonna / kill / 'im :||
𖦤 Cheesecake / isn't / even / real / cake / to / me She's / like / a / pie She's / like / if / pie / pretended / to / be / cake Author's / Note: / These / are / all / compliments / to / the / humble / cheesecake, / do / NOT / come / onto / this / post / tryin' / to / defend / her. / She / don't / need / it :||
chee꠹ epie
𖦤 Not / her / name :||
Guys im hiding in tje batjroom hes gonna do it this time hes gonna kill me.me.ill be dead tjats it no more capser
𖦤 You'll / be / fine. / Probably. :||
𖦤 You / funny? :||
𖦤 Kinda / just / assumed / he / hatched / wrong / tbh Word, / though JB2. / You / can / take / over / when / he / bites / it. :||
◌ "If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business." ⧂
𖦤 Someone / else / is / driving / the / tour / bus / for / us / should / I / be / worried :||
◌ This is more figurative than that, but... yes. You should be. You have 30 seconds. ⧂
𖦤 OH / FUCK :||
i’MM like if a guy was really hungry all the tiMMe
𖦤 ffffuuuuuck :||