Dazian Parqet 🥁
@permissiveTurnabout
𖦤 He/Him :|| 𖦤 yknow / The / Killing / Floor? / I / do / the / drums :||
playing with my little stress toy. click click click click.
𖦤 Somethin' / got / you / worked / up, / lil / sis? :||
*makes a post about cosmic freaks* Huh. Why are there cosmic freaks in my replies?
𖦤 At / this / point / there's / no / hope / for / you :||
Wait, no. Come back.
𖦤 Look / how / far / we've / come, / JB :||
You're like my comfort big huge scary clown that kinda kicks ass on the drums.
𖦤 I / still / think / about / settin' / my / hand / on / your / face / sometimes / :o) :||
〔•෴•〕 < Why did the clown's new clothes not fit? They got a BIG top! / *yuck, yuck!*
𖦤 That's / a / real / knee-slapper, / ol' / man :||
wait fuck if trolls do that whole quadrant bullshit and part of it is weird sexual hate does that mean when i tpld some fuy that we were enemies (out of spite) it couldve been classified as romance . the fuck
𖦤 Hell / of / a / way / to / talk / about / somebody's / culture, / lil / bro :||
okay i posted something intentionally insensitive to trollian culture but this one i didnt mean to be insensitive about so what hthe fuck rxplain where i went wrong
𖦤 Lmao / I / don't / actually / give / a / shit. / Just / funny / seein' / it / called / weird-slash-bullshit / when / it's / just / normal / shit / to / me Like / seein' / someone / point / at / bluegrass / and / shout / "Why / it / blue???" :||
see my grass is green so that metaphor doesnt get to me but i see what youre saying
𖦤 What, / like. / Just / green? / That's / so / sad We / got / both :||
𖦤 Damn. / Sorry / for / grass-mogging / you :||
Slow night.
WE CAN FIX THIS.
Brother if you don’t get on
YOU’LL HAVE TO BE SPECIFIC, MY LITTLE JESTER, GET ON WHAT?
WHEN DID IT BECOME “MY” LITTLE JESTER, REPTAR?
𖦤 Should / I / be / gettin' / jealous, / JB? :||
I’m literally just sitting here man
𖦤 Never / said / it / was / your / fault, / lil / buddy :||
I have yet to see the clowns on this site be "f(_)nny". I'm starting to think I've been lied to.
𖦤 I'm / hilarious / personally, / you / just / wouldn't / get / it :||
𖦤 Yeah / I'm / a / busy / guy / lmao But / nah, / you / wouldn't / get / it :||
𖦤 You / ever / heard / of / anti-humor? Sometimes / the / funniest / joke / is / not / telling / one :||
W(x)uld y(x)u like his secrets?
𖦤 Idrc / tbh :||
Sometimes I'm posting on here and ngl it gets to that hour where I don't even read the posts on the TL cause I know it's just dick.
HM.
WHY ARE YOU HERE
𖦤 The / fact / that / you'll / come / on / here / with / a / mind / to / post / and / not / actually / read... I / can't / really / think / of / anything / that's / made / more / sense :||
𖦤 Yo / JB / I / think / green / lantern's / disappointed / you / ain't / gonna / peep / his / wang :||
Excuse me, Omniscient Freakos and Baddies, WHY do we insist on calling me jester?
𖦤 Everyone's / comin' / for / my / thing / :\ :||
For a second I thought you were calling me a thing and I wasl ike Hm I don't know that I'm in the mindset to read that
𖦤 You / might / be / a / thang :||
A creechur
𖦤 Etc :||