The Milkman
@milkDelivery
Daily Updates From Your Local Dairy Delivery Driver // OOC: disclaimer I tend to block all if not most canon/canon adjacent and gimmick accounts 👍
🥛sleep Tight All! Preparations Are Finished And Milk Will Be Delivered Before You Wake https://64.media.tumblr.com/835431f730368c1585685f021534b4f4/f82388c791aaa214-28/s1280x1920/6d490e1667942a79236cc95c0399c1afc95d1541.png🐄
🥛and Then What If... It Were Green?🐄
🥛if You Stare Into The Void... Um I Will Wave At You O//🐄
🥛its #milkfriday You Know What That Means🐄
guys... with the power of being happy we could be happy it just works
🥛hope Everyone Had A Good #milkmonday🐄
•ᴥ- you could easily make it better. -‿- -ᴥ•
I GᏫT MILKED
🥛anyone Know If We Got #milkmonday Tomorrow?🐄
i had about enough of milk but heie glad someone's enjoiein it
nah bro im good on milk keep it to yourself
.... what that mean.
oh okaie carrie on then enjoie that
🥛peppermint Milkshake #milkshakemonday🐄
IM GᏫIИG TᏫ GET ᔑᏫ MAИY BᏫYᔑ WITH THIᔑ
🥛call Me, Beep Me. It Does Not Matter Since I Do Not Have A Phone🐄
🥛1 Egg For Breakfast. 2 Egg For Lunch. Do You Know How Many For Dinner?🐄
🥛did You Know All Milk Bottles Have A Cute Little Face Etched Into The Glass At The Bottom? #milksecrets🐄
🥛i Am Like The Salami But If Salami Was Milk🐄
🥛if Someone You Don't Know Is In Your Home, Please Be Kind And Offer Them Some. Tea :)🐄
[|87 :: 1’d rather just sh00t them actually. My h;ve has way t00 many affronts to gog that should not be seen by the publ;c.
[|87 :: 1’ll meet you ;n the m;ddle and offer po;soned tea then.
🥛you Are My Friend :)🐄
🥛#milkmonday🐄
🥛milk Was Labeled Incorrectly Leading To Me Not Being Able To Drink All Of It Before It Went Bad :( Milkman Sad🐄
eVIL, mILK LABELERS NOT LABELING THE MILK RIGHT, sHAKES FIST IN RAGE,
၄⋆၃ just a question if youre the milkman is your milk i dont know would you say delixious question mark (please get the referenxe im begging you)
၄⋆၃ https://i.makeagif.xom/media/4-04-2018/ATaAjt.gif
🥛truth Or Dare🐄
Truth
🥛why Is It Called Oven When You Of In The Cold Food Of Out Hot Eat The Food?🐄
Ye@h
@7w@y$ H@ppy To He7p
🥛what If I Was A Glass Of Milk On The Table That Got Knocked Over? :(🐄
🥛the Moo Beast Likes To Be Included :) . Oh, Just To Clarify I Was Insinuating That You Would Be The Mother Cat And I The Kitten Since You Said You Would 'lick' Me If I Were A Glass Of Milk Knocked Over. Sorry For The Confusion🐄
"= oh, the. right. uh. i forgot that part, i was just thinking of the free milk. ="
"= i am in space. you can not be serious. checking my airlock anyways. for fun. ="
"= i will be observing it in a container of security and interacting only via autoclave until i confirm it's chemical signature. thanks but never pull this trick without permission. haha. i am rather obsessive about this. ="
"= cow.... ="
"= moo beast ="
🥛making New #friends🐄