The Milkman
@milkDelivery
Daily Updates From Your Local Dairy Delivery Driver // OOC: disclaimer I tend to block all if not most canon/canon adjacent and gimmick accounts 👍
🥛and Then What If... It Were Green?🐄
🥛if You Stare Into The Void... Um I Will Wave At You O//🐄
🥛its #milkfriday You Know What That Means🐄
🥛hope Everyone Had A Good #milkmonday🐄
🥛anyone Know If We Got #milkmonday Tomorrow?🐄
🥛peppermint Milkshake #milkshakemonday🐄
IM GᏫIИG TᏫ GET ᔑᏫ MAИY BᏫYᔑ WITH THIᔑ
🥛call Me, Beep Me. It Does Not Matter Since I Do Not Have A Phone🐄
🥛1 Egg For Breakfast. 2 Egg For Lunch. Do You Know How Many For Dinner?🐄
🥛did You Know All Milk Bottles Have A Cute Little Face Etched Into The Glass At The Bottom? #milksecrets🐄
🥛i Am Like The Salami But If Salami Was Milk🐄
🥛if Someone You Don't Know Is In Your Home, Please Be Kind And Offer Them Some. Tea :)🐄
[|87 :: 1’d rather just sh00t them actually. My h;ve has way t00 many affronts to gog that should not be seen by the publ;c.
🥛you Are My Friend :)🐄
🥛#milkmonday🐄
🥛milk Was Labeled Incorrectly Leading To Me Not Being Able To Drink All Of It Before It Went Bad :( Milkman Sad🐄
eVIL, mILK LABELERS NOT LABELING THE MILK RIGHT, sHAKES FIST IN RAGE,
၄⋆၃ just a question if youre the milkman is your milk i dont know would you say delixious question mark (please get the referenxe im begging you)
🥛truth Or Dare🐄
🥛why Is It Called Oven When You Of In The Cold Food Of Out Hot Eat The Food?🐄
🥛what If I Was A Glass Of Milk On The Table That Got Knocked Over? :(🐄
🥛the Moo Beast Likes To Be Included :) . Oh, Just To Clarify I Was Insinuating That You Would Be The Mother Cat And I The Kitten Since You Said You Would 'lick' Me If I Were A Glass Of Milk Knocked Over. Sorry For The Confusion🐄
"= oh, the. right. uh. i forgot that part, i was just thinking of the free milk. ="
"= i am in space. you can not be serious. checking my airlock anyways. for fun. ="
"= i will be observing it in a container of security and interacting only via autoclave until i confirm it's chemical signature. thanks but never pull this trick without permission. haha. i am rather obsessive about this. ="
🥛making New #friends🐄
🥛scratch? Why Is He So Itchy? Jajajajaja🐄