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:33 < i just got fucking 30 notifs of people liking my suggestion to delete mewr account :33 < so i think purrhaps mewr the only one who thinks i'm a bad kitty >:33c :33 < mewr move asshole
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dAWWWW (:F I think your hair is cutesy too -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
Indefensible~. This would not have happened under my watch, princess~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ letterhead of ahymza l+castle - 6BlP, 7 DrS, CURRENT SWEEP }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ to the (circle one option) reading this: }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we are writing to infourm you that LOWBLOOD LASTNAME has been culled four reasons [relating to/not relating to] un-/official activities at ahymza l+castle. because you were noted as being LASTNAMEs [next of cull/pitch fwb/gamemauler] we are reaching out to notify you of LASTNAMEs seriouslyyyy gruesome passing (optional) [+ the callout post lady ahymza has drafted + attached a courtesy copy of to this letter]. REGLUBBING IS M+ATORY. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ REASON FOUR CULLING.... WRONG VARIETY OF FAUX LUSUS MILK DISPENSED INTO LADY AHYMZAS LATTE CHALICE. FULL FAT MAKES HER BREAK OUT + YOU KNOW THAT (optional) }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ please verify your receipt of this letter by following lady ahymza on grumblr .... .... .... .... GLORY TO HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSCION \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ #reglub #flayyyy #gillblogger #cullquette #innerempress #fincessthings #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg! she FIIIINALLY stopped screaming! yes, girl! }^u^{ ~ <3 #besties #manifestation #chillnightin #gillsbeinggills #grumblrinathings }˚₊⊹ ࣪
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
so are you thIs way ''cause you drInk raw mIlk,, because that''s what I get from thIs Post
Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana
🌹 #TGIFF #ThankG⬡dItsFishingFriday #Chairmancing #R⬡dmancing #Afterh⬡urs #BestNight⬡fTheWipe - MC R⬡se🌹
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
#Nice #Nicemancer #Nicemancing #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s #⬡utreacheff⬡rts #GymChallenge #D⬡TheGymChallenge - MC R⬡se🌹
It is n⬡t the size ⬡f y⬡ur h⬡rns, but y⬡ur will t⬡ impale with them. L⬡wer y⬡ur head (n⬡t s⬡ l⬡w that y⬡ur cr⬡wn falls ⬡ff, girlie) and #G⬡reThatGuy #Emp⬡werment #Inspiring #M⬡tivati⬡nal #Business #Grindset #Advice #Chairmancing - MC R⬡se🌹
8=D < A MOST NECESSARY GUIDE TO TACK, HARNESS, AND THE DIGNITY OF PROPERLY FITTED EQUIPMENT As Written By Horuss Zahhak, Who Has Seen Too Many Tragic Straps And Will Remain Silent No Longer There comes a time in every stable’s life when someone must stand before the assembled herd, clear his throat with immense and justified gravity, and say the difficult thing. Some of you wear your tack like you're actual ponies putting it on. Remember, this is not simply a concern with your aesthetics. Though, your aesthetic is e%tremely damaged. This is your safety. Your comfort, dignity, function, and symbolism are contained within your respect for the noble equine arts. Tack is not some random decoration. A harness is not a series of random straps. The bridle is more than an e%cuse to put buckles upon your visage. Proper tack is communication. It communicates to the room what role you are entering, what level for formality you are observing, what care has been taken, and the competence of your practical fantasy. Improper tack, by contrast, tells the room that someone is a f001ish foal who has no craftsmen in their lives. I can fi% that for a fee. Let us begin with the first principle: equipment must serve the body before it serves the eye. A piece may be beautiful, e%pensive, handmade, imported, polished, dyed, engraved, bell-hung, ribboned, lacquered, or praised by every lowb100d handler you could imagine in the forum threads you peruse. But, if it pinches, slips, pulls, overheats, restricts circulation, interferes with your balance, or forces you into an unsafe position, it is a poor fit. Beauty does not substitute safety. Indeed, poor fit is the enemy of beauty. A pony cannot carry themselves proudly while secretly negotiating with a strap that is sawing into their shoulder like a tiny leather legislacerator. A handler cannot appear competent while their pony’s gear creeps sideways with every step. A groom cannot claim refinement while ignoring buckles biting into skin, twisted straps, uneven tension, or dangling ornaments positioned like they are attempting sabotage. Tack is care made visible. This is why every responsible stable must learn the sacred sequence: inspect, fit, check, move, recheck, and remove with attention. Inspect the equipment before it touches the body. Fit it calmly. Check pressure points. Ask the wearer how it feels. Have them move. Recheck after movement. Our bodies are scandalous scanty things with dynamic movement. They enjoy migrating straps into unfamiliar territory. Finally, remove gear with the same respect used to put it on. Do not simply peel someone out of their presentation like an impatient mechanic e%tracting a part from a wreck. The donning of tack is part of the ritual. So is its removal. A harness, properly fitted, should distribute pressure in a way that supports posture without punishing the wearer. It should sit evenly. It should not twist. It should not drag the body into a shape the wearer did not agree to inhabit. Decorative elements should not become hazards. Bells, ribbons, tags, rings, chains, buckles, and charms are splendid when placed intelligently and absurd when placed where they snag, swing into sensitive areas, or produce a soundscape resembling a cutlery drawer falling downstairs. Reins, if used, demand particular respect. They are not handles for yanking. They are not trophies. They are not conversational props for strangers. Reins imply trust, guidance, and agreed communication. To hold them is to accept responsibility, not to acquire a decorative e%tension of your ego. If you cannot guide with subtlety, you do not deserve reins. A bridle or headpiece should be treated with equal seriousness. Anything near the face, jaw, mouth, neck, or head requires heightened caution. The face is e%pressive, vulnerable, and socially significant. A person wearing a headpiece may be deeply in role, but they are still a person with breathing, sight, hearing, speech, comfort, and personal boundaries. The neck, I must add, is not a convenient place to store your lack of planning. Collars, chokers, posture pieces, and decorative throat straps require careful fit and constant awareness. A piece can 100k e%quisite and still be unsuitable for long wear, active movement, heat, crowded events, or a pony who intends to prance with the theatrical intensity of a creature recently freed to engage in their nightly liberties. Know the difference between posing gear, performance gear, and practical movement gear. This distinction is vital. Some tack is for photographs. Some is for ceremony. Some is for walking, pulling, dancing, kneeling, standing, or performing routines. Some is purely symbolic. Do not make assumptions. Do not mistake categories. The stable that fails to distinguish between display and function will eventually learn the difference in the least graceful way possible. If you are unfamiliar with stables, read my other ponyplay guide for prancing ponies. No one is too elegant to practice walking. Boots, heels, hooves, platforms, cuffs, and leg pieces can transform carriage beautifully, but they also change balance, gait, strain, and fatigue. Tails and ears are often treated as playful accessories, but even they require manners. Whether they are integrated into a harness, attached to clothing, decorative, functioning, moving, or simply part of the silhouette; they are not YOURS to tug. Do not flick them. Do not adjust them. Do not mistake their cuteness for consent to belittle the beast. The more adorable the pony, the more disciplined your behavior must become. A properly equipped pony should feel more themselves in role, not less safe in their body. Tack should help them enter the desired state: proud, calm, obedient, spirited, glamorous, useful, mischievous, disciplined, wild, ceremonial, or treasured. The e%act feeling depends on the pony. The duty of equipment is to support that transformation. There is no universal permission slip hidden inside a harness. Communication precedes fitting, always. Before placing tack on another person, discuss what the piece means, how it should feel, what is allowed, what is not allowed, where touch is welcome, what signals will be used, and whether assistance is desired. Some ponies want fussed over. Others, like myself, prefer to put on their own gear. Some want a groom to do it all. Some are comfortable with only their handler adjusting straps but nothing else, and no one else. Maintenance is also social conduct. Clean your gear. Store it properly. Check for wear, cracks, rough edges, weak stitching, warped hardware, 100se rivets, sharp corners, and so on. A buckle with a sharp edge is not “probably fine.” A piece that smells like it has survived three battles and one regrettable basement is not ready for intimate pro%imity to another person’s body. Polish is not vanity. It is part of our ritual. For group events, bring what you need: water, safe storage, spare fasteners, padding, wipes, a small repair kit, comfortable backup clothing, and a plan for removal. The more elaborate the tack, the humbler the planning should be. A true craftsperson does not improvise someone else’s comfort. And now, a word on symbolism. Tack can be deeply meaningful. A specific harness may indicate belonging, training, achievement, devotion, presentation, playfulness, status, or trust. A ribbon might represent a stable, a dynamic, a scene role, a personal milestone, or simply that the wearer 100ked at the ribbon and said, “Yes, that one makes me feel unbearable in the best way.” Outsiders should not presume meaning. Ask politely, accept vague answers, and never demand the private history of someone’s gear. Not every buckle is your business. In conclusion, tack and harness are not mere accessories. They are the architecture of the role. They are the bridge between ordinary body and chosen presentation. When fitted well, they allow a pony to move with confidence, a handler to guide with care, and a stable to recognize the presence of craft. When fitted poorly, they create discomfort, danger, and a visual insult I am forced to endure with my own two eyes. Choose better. Measure. Adjust. Recheck. Communicate. Maintain. Respect. And above all, remember that the finest tack in the world is worthless if it is placed on a person without care. The body is not a rack for your aesthetic ambitions. It is the living creature that gives the tack meaning. Treat it accordingly.
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
CULL YOUЯRSELF YOU IG_OMI_IOUS WASTE OF ATMOSPHEЯRE!!! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY _OT A ЯREAL PHOTO OF ME. USE YOUЯR PA_ BOY.
MY BAD, OЯRIGI_AL DAЯRKSTEЯR. I'M SOЯRT OF I_ A_ EMOTIO_ALLY VUL_EЯRABLE STATE ЯRIGHT _OW IF YOU CA_ IMAGI_E.
࣪⊹₊˚{ girlygrub, we are going to fillet this mouth breathing little PRICKLET togetherrrr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ TOGETHERRRR!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ #killing #killinghim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ƹ 🌂 > This thing is a CREATURE not WORTH your TIME...These 'WAIFUS' are DESPICABLE... Ʒ
H⬡w a creature like y⬡urself has evaded culling thus far, I mean. - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ KEEP ENCOURAGING HIM + ILL MAKE A FLUKINGGGG SIDE SALAD OUT OF YOUUUU!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ she was right. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ MAYBE WE SHOULD NORMALIZE COOKING MORE TROLLS INTO SOUPS. }*_*{ YOUREEEE NEEEEXT!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Hrm. It appears I may have made a grave miscalculati⬡n. Wh⬡ knew that artificial intelligence c⬡uld pr⬡ve t⬡ be s⬡ hazard⬡usly duplicit⬡us? #Mybad - MC R⬡se🌹
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/9bf6a2a37843.gif Huh. That d⬡esn't seem right. #C⬡nfusi⬡n #C⬡nfusedM⬡ves #StatusEffects #WhyItD⬡That - MC R⬡se🌹
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/f688cfc5f744.png Exciting times at #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S. I ask y⬡u all t⬡ j⬡in me in giving a DYNAMAX welc⬡me t⬡ @technicallyTimaeus as ⬡ur newest #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S cybersecuriterr⬡rism expert! We are g⬡ing t⬡ d⬡ big things t⬡gether, I am sure ⬡f it. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #NewHire #ArtificialIntelligence #Business #Cybersecuriterr⬡rism #AreY⬡uHype #IAmHype - MC R⬡se🌹
ME WHEN CERTAIN HEMOANONS STEAL MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS OUT OF THE NUTRITIONHULL.
DO _OT SPEAK MY _AME, FOUL SPECTEЯR. THEЯRE IS _O PLACE FOЯR YOU OЯR YOUЯR SWILL I_ THIS WOЯRLD OЯR BEYO_D.
THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
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Learning early ab⬡ut h⬡w "hard it is, ⬡ut here" is crucial in their devel⬡pment as Fiduspawn Duelists. - MC R⬡se🌹
Fundamentally I do agree with battling wigglers to teach them a lesson. - MC Oleana
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https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
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⬡leana, meet me at my scuttlebuggy ⬡utside. I require y⬡ur nimble pr⬡ngs t⬡ c⬡mplete my ic⬡nic Eldredge tie kn⬡t. Y⬡u must kn⬡t me s⬡ that I may head int⬡ the ⬡ffice. - MC R⬡se🌹
DIFFEЯRE_T GUY. STILL BLEEDS THE SAME HUE A_D WO_'T AFFECT THE FLAVOЯR PЯROFILE.
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@ga_gstasCrossbo_es YOU TOO I GUESS. LOЯRD K_OWS THEЯRE'S E_OUGH OF HIM TO GO AЯROU_D.
@affectio_ateTrampli_g VIOLET DI__EЯR O_ ME TO_IGHT. :oX
FOLLOWUP FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G.
DAAAAAAAM_. AI_'T THAT A #TЯRUTH_UKE IF I EVEЯR DID HEAЯR O_E.
THE EXISTE_CE OF "THE GOOD O_ES" DOES _OT ELEVATE THE CASTE ITSELF.
SEPAЯRATE FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G COMI_G LATEЯR.
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THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.
Sometimes being at the bottom just means you have more room to grow. #Inspirational - MC Oleana
FUCK! MY WHIMSY WAS DECЯREASED TODAY AT THE AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK I HATE THAT AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK IT DOES_'T WOЯRK COЯRЯRECTLY. I'M GOI_G TO SMASH A BEA_WATEЯR CUP OVEЯR MY HEAD TO FEEL BETTEЯR A_D THE_ GO TO CUPE.
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒉ — @veritysGleam Hicari Ahymza Guys. Guys I’m Kind Of Scared. GUYS. GUYS!!! *smells everyone already scrolling off my post* *freaks out* HELP!!!! IF I SAY THE ✕ ✕ ✕ thing, am I going to be Dealt With cullquette style? AM I? PLEASE LIE TO ME. I’M GONNA BE FINE, ✓? ✓??? … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Hicari Ahymza! (CHEER!! FLAY!!!!) Hicari is YOUR material gill. She’s the flarper by the harbor. The martyr of hearts(er). The mistress with a Kill List (Lest?). I’m just jazzing at this point. ANYWHO. The first thing you notice is that Hicari is INCREDIBLY pas-sionate. A lot of what she says must be announced at the top of her bellow sacs so that EVERYONE (⒈) can hear her. She is strung by excitability, preppiness, and an overall Gillypop attitude. She is the type to feel heavily for the things she cares about. Her charm and personality are UNIGNORABLE. She doesn’t keep her desires a SECRET, either, nor does she pause for what other people think. You notice how she gets worked ↑ over things the average Chittrgoer would shrug their shoulders to. Something Out Of Her Know? Things not going her way? She’ll be ↑ending the nearest table and MAKING IT CHITTR’S PROBLEM. So let’s face it——Hicari is very very very very capricious. That is FOUR VERYS, by the way (WINK). She can be sweet and cheerful and then she can be moments away from Drowning You out of pure anger. Usually within the same Chittr thread. I warn you: WATCH WHAT YOU SAY around Hicari, because even a FAUX PAS can set off her veritable naval mine. And someone of her ilk can usually DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Paired with her aggression, Hicari cannot STAND being bored, and to a greater extent, STAGNANCY. She needs to be ENTERTAINED because she’s far too adjusted to the bustle of her life to accept slows in momentum. Hicari is THRILLED BY FICTION of the dramatic kind. Her soul runs free for the S↑ERNATURAL, all kinds of QUADRANTIC PHENOMENA. Really, anything that’d get her PUSHER FLUTTERING. Her imagination knows no bounds, but there’s also the expectation that this story must be carried out by the people around her. Whether this be by dressing her butlers ↑ or kidnapping folks against their will (YIKES), she demands everyone to PLAY THE PART TO HER SHOW. This is, as you’ll find with a number of seadwellers, a byproduct of being raised at the top. But I’m not here to ✎ about the typicality of self-absorption. At the end of the night, Hicari is someone whose fantasies demand to breach reality, and emotions encroach on the matters of everybody else. It’s clear you care little for the means to get your way, aggressive as they ultimately are, because you cannot accept being told NO. In your bulbs, you MUST have discretion over the situation: to have a full grasp on what’s going on, to be the one that has her way ALL the time if you can help it. You aren’t afraid to play dirty to get your way. (That *IS* A STAPLE in the game of FLARP, so I’ll take your word for being a PRO.) Your pas-sion often becomes the burden of many other people. In a way, you let yourself become a problem to be fixed, seeking for the EXCITEMENT from attention regardless whether it’s good or bad. After all, you cannot stand the MONOTONY OF BOREDOM. But really, I can’t do anything to deter what you have going on. After all, you’re LIVING THE LIFE → now! (Good For You!) (Perpetuating the Cycle) (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: THIEF OF RAGE? (ALT. HEART?) It’s either or in this case. Generally well-meaning by her definition. Strong-willed and unpredictable to boot. Driven by want. I urge you to stay on her good side, lest you want to face the consequences.) SO SEARIOUSLY, BE SURE TO GIVE HER A FOLLOW!!! (She is incredibly charming!) I’ll see you in the next one! #gandertag
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
TW #TЯRIFLI_G #CULLBAIT #SOCIALU_AWAЯRE_ESS #SOLICITI_G #SCЯRATCHI_GMYBUTT
AGREED! N⬡t ⬡nly d⬡es this c⬡nvey a critical dearth ⬡f self-respect, it als⬡ makes little business sense. #N⬡tRec⬡mmended #AlwaysM⬡netize #B⬡ssM⬡ves #M⬡neyM⬡ngering #NSFW - MC R⬡se🌹
Put your pinky rings up to the moons (Uh) Girls, wwhat y'all tryna do? 24-carat majyyks in the airrrr (ai-airrr) Prong to nub, so slayer Look out! (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
DUUUUDE. LET'S GET THIS GOI_G. #BULGESHAMI_G
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
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I WA__A PLAY PUZZLE GAMES O_ IPHO_E O_ A_ AIЯRPLA_E, UHH.
CALL IT MY SLUG THE WAY IT LEAVES YOUЯR I_SIDES BATTEЯRED A_D BЯRUISED. ;oX IS WHAT I WOULD POST IF I LOST A_Y SEMBLA_CE OF SELF ЯRESPECT OЯR FU_CTIO_AL PA_ ACTIVITY.
8=D < I was too devastated to make a pun.
}(]]]]]) < i'll definitely stream my matches so you can watch MR. BIǦ MEATY MANDIBLES make some ₽oor suckers cry and rethink their life choices > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i'll make sure to stand riǦht in front of the camera too > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < butt out > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so you Ǧet a nice view [;&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MIC DRO₽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ([[[[[){
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⚡︎ ⌁ exhibition ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ match ⌁ next ⌁ Weekend ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ Sunyshore ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ i'll ⌁ be ⌁ juicing ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ poWer ⌁ lines ⌁ so ⌁ if ⌁ you're ⌁ sensitive ⌁ to ⌁ flashing ⌁ lights ⌁ go ⌁ hive ⌁ i ⌁ guess? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
A_D YOUЯR SOCIAL AWAЯRE_ESS MAKES ME THI_K THAT YOU SHOULD PЯROBABLY GET OUT OF THAT DUSTY SCЯROLLTOMB YOU _EVEЯR LEAVE, A_D ЯREPEATEDLY ME_TIO_, AT LE_GTH, WITH A CO_CEЯR_I_G _UMBEЯR OF MISUSED PAUSE I_DICATOЯRS, AS IF THAT MEA_S A_YTHI_G, TO ME. LOOKS LIKE WE'ЯRE BOTH LEAVI_G DISAPPOI_TED. :oX
YOU SCЯROLL DOW_ LIKE FIVE POSTS A_D YOU CA_ SEE THE POST THAT CLEAЯRLY I_SPIЯRED THIS, PAЯRAPHЯRASED PEЯRVEЯRTS A_D ALL. FIVE MI_UTES LATEЯR A_D YOU'ЯRE OVEЯR HEЯRE MAKI_G UP LI_ES TO ЯREAD BETWEE_ A_D WHOLE _EW SE_TE_CES _OBODY EVEЯR SAID BEFOЯRE. LET'S ACT OUЯR AGES A_D _OT PЯRETE_D THIS WAS A WHOLLY U_PЯROMPTED THOUGHTPIECE. :oX
THIS POST SMELLS LIKE SOMEO_E MAKI_G A_ OCEA_ OUT OF A GЯRUBBY POOL. LEAЯR_ TO LAUGH AT A_ OBVIOUS JOKE, PAL. YOUЯR LIFE WILL BE THAT MUCH MOЯRE MIЯRTHFUL FOЯR IT. :oX
A little late for lunch (had to really focus on some numbers that got sent my way) but hey it's here nonetheless! Old Gary got a chicken caesar salad today! Yummers! -Gary
8=D < I canter believe it took me this long to create a Chittr.ing account. My name is Horuss Zahhak. I have been informed that one introduces oneself here, ideally before being misidentified by strangers with more confidence than craftsmanship. I am an engineer, artisan, mechanic, sculptor, and general improver of insufficient things. This includes machines, furniture, prosthetics, living spaces, personal equipment, and occasionally people, though the latter are usually much less cooperative than a broken hinge. I work with metal, wood, leather, bone, and other materials that respond well to pressure, patience, and purpose. I value discipline, physical refinement, technical skill, and the noble pursuit of becoming more precisely what one was meant to be. I am not especially interested in irony, self-pity, or recreational incompetence. I am, however, interested in craft, STRENGTH, repair, transformation, and anyone capable of discussing these subjects without becoming tedious. If you require something built, mended, reinforced, adjusted, fitted, or improved, you may ask. If you require emotional delicacy, I can attempt it, but you should understand that this is not my primary trade.
S.o°unds frightening... the dwellers will be awatching fr.o°m the waves
┻❂━❂┻ My Lusus Wanted To Say Hi As Well! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6a581686a33.jpeg →
◌ Barely. It lasted two nights and then the host was eaten by a wild lusus. ⧂
◌ I will never set foot on a beach again after Matesprit Island #restinpeace #gonetoosoon #Eatenbyalusus #Stillsandinmysuits ⧂
◌ As a troll wise from age and experience, I know taking a cocktail of medicines will do more harm than good. As a troll with a pounding panache and an important job, I feel like it just might work this once. But you're right. ⧂
xx_HEGHEHEH_FANK_YEW_CHCHOW_DOES_FEEL_PROUD!!_xx
Sorry, th Annalist RIPPd off my lttr that coms aftr d ky from my HUSKBOARd bcaus I was ignoring him. Will AMMNd this soon.
i look with my look balls and see it so in front of me
◌ Goodlight. ⧂
yknow. ba1t1ng takes a lot of work. l1ke, real actual effort. 1f 1 had a l1ke actual k1smes1s would 1 be blow1ng my budget stra1ght out of the water every per1gee or someth1ng for the b1ts 1 wonder
just ♯draghimintothepublicsquare & ♯burnhimatthestake ♯easy ♯peasy ♯violence ♯squeezy
HO_OЯR A_D A SHAME TO HAVE TO CULL O_E. MOSTLY A_ HO_OЯR, BUT STILL.
Damn, didn't know the glazing fa¢tory wa$$$ open thi$$$ early in the morning LMAOOO He mu$$$t've $$$hown you one helluva time HAHA
SCAЯRI_G SOME JADES STЯRAIGHT WOULD BE A BETTEЯR USE OF MY TIME THA_ CЯRACKI_G SOME OF YOUЯR _UMBSKULLS A_YWAY. GOOD BUG. :oX
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HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
She's a big fan of milk these days! #totalmilkheadEd
you just ended up in that pose bro idk my magic is insane
oohhh feast your eeyesss ooh itss peaaakkk
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < i don't care what anybody says > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < lowbloods do it best > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < throw it back crazy style > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ₽ROVE ME WRONǦ > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < HOLY SHIT > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < i mean uh yeah lookinǦ Ǧood boss > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < yeah okay yeah i see you > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < as lonǦ as i Ǧet to dance with you then lets fuckinǦ so it > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < no one else lookinǦ as Ǧood as you anyways fla₽ those winǦs for me i'll find you > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < no such thinǦ as over com₽ensatinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE BIǦ BAD BOSS ǦUZMAH!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < scribble down the notes and learn somethinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe MAYBE you can hanǦ with me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < like all the cool badass ₽unks do [;&< > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < who's u₽? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ME! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the answer is always me i'm always U₽! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and you're always down > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < DOWN DOWN DOWN while i beat you down and never let you come u₽ for air > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that's how i do it in ₽omon > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
i feel like making shitty doodles who wants an amazing beautiful portrait of themselves
wHAT A CUTIE!
⊹₊˚{ you are literally ALWAYS so supportive, girl.... <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ }.3.{ should i hire more butlers? does have a friend or like, an enemy whos looking to get into the butlering sphere, orrrr }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Gary is off of work! Time to head home, see if my wife wants to go for a walk, it's a lovely day! -Gary
WHY ARE WE ALL TALKING ABOUT TRAUMA? I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A NIGHT FOR THIS! THAT COULD NEVER BE ME! MY EMPLOYERS PUT ME IN THE DISCIPLINE HOLE WHEN I MESSED UP AND I TURNED OUT FINE! 𓂃✍︎
Didn't know we needed to wait for a specific day for traumaing. Well, I have no such problems. Have fun with that, I'm gonna play my games.
SOMEO_E _EEDS TO COME I_ WITH THEIЯR G_AЯRLY QUIЯRK A_D KEEP YOU O_ THE STЯRIGHT A_D _AЯRЯROW. :oX
I DO_'T K_OW. I THI_K IT CA_ BE KI_D OF G_AЯRLY WHE_ THEY DO IT COЯRЯRECTLY. A_D IF PEOPLE CA_'T ЯREAD A_ I__OVATIVE QUIЯRK, THAT'S O_ THEM FOЯR THEIЯR SHITTY GA_DEЯRBULBS.
HAd such a GOOd night i just SUCKEd my 4th cigar dOWN to the nub.
DEPE_DS O_ CASTE, BODY TYPE, DIET, BMI, CUT OF MEAT, A_D METHOD OF COOKI_G.
- @affectionateTrammpling We found out WHY he is white...! 😲
Haha I guess I am a "lusus" (hope I'm getting the terminology right, trying to fit in) -Gary
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
TOO MA_Y PEOPLE WITHOUT BITCHES O_ THEIЯR BULGES LIKE TO TALK I'M _OTICI_G. LOL!
THEY PЯROBABLY WOULD_'T HAVE A STЯRUCTUЯRALLY SOU_D SKULL A_YWAY.
WHY IS IT SO HAЯRD TO FI_D A DECE_T GUY AЯROU_D HEЯRE.
Hm- I will consider this, thank you-
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uP AnD GoT A BaCoN ChEeSeBuRgEr wHaT'S GoOd wOrLd
↘️i think the limeblood should have nothing to say here.↘️ ↗️YOUR CASTE IS REPRESENTED BY A SEA OF UNMARKED GRAVES, IDIOT.↗️
↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️
OPPS ALWAYS TRYING TO SEIZE MY ASSETS BUT TAKE MY ASS OFF THE MARKET AND THE DOW JONES GOES DROPPING 98% #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
☆ some bugs I found outside my hive☆
☆ yay indeed the fuKKers are Krunchy☆
(°. bl𖦹𖦹d .°)
breakfazt burrit0 @mega10memez
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r⟢spberry cheesec⟢ke send chit
ligma.
DISTUЯRBI_G THE PEACE A_D DISTUЯRBI_G HEЯR SHEETS. :oX
flan or tres leches. P:
I'm a fancy bitcch I love a creme brulee ngl
im rather partial to matcha ice cream wwith taiyaki
FUCK YES. BЯRI_G YOUЯR MILK LUSUS TOO. SHE CA_ KEEP MI_E BUSY LO_G E_OUGH TO GET THЯROUGH DI__EЯR U_SI_GED. :oX
EVEЯRY _IGHT, TЯROLLS WILL OPE_ THEIЯR SQUAWK GAPEЯR A_D JUST CO_FESS THAT THEY SEE THEMSELVES I_ THE STEAMI_G GЯRUB O_ YOUЯR _UTЯRITIO_ PLATEAU. A_D THE_ THEY WO_'T EVE_ HAVE THE DECE_CY TO HA_G THEMSELVES O_ THE MEAT HOOK. THEY MAKE YOU DO IT.
YOU GЯRI_D THE MEAT OF A COUPLA FЯRESHLY-HATCHED GЯRUBS A_D TUЯR_ IT I_TO GЯRUBLOAF, _OBODY PA_ICS. BECAUSE IT'S ALL "PAЯRT OF A BALA_CED DIET." BUT WHE_ I PUT SOME HOSEЯR PAST HIS FIЯRST MOLT I_TO THE OVE_, WELL THE_ EVEЯRYO_E LOSES THEIЯR MI_DS. @✕@ #GOЯRE #VIOLE_CE #CA__IBALISM
(( pinned intro post for guzmah coming soon mun is at work ))
aLLLL these omniscient dudes getting owned by shit they apparentLLy didnt see coming need to stop cLLaiming omniscience. youve got partiaLLscience at best. sometimesscience