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8=D < I was too devastated to make a pun.
}(]]]]]) < i'll definitely stream my matches so you can watch MR. BIǦ MEATY MANDIBLES make some ₽oor suckers cry and rethink their life choices > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i'll make sure to stand riǦht in front of the camera too > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < butt out > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so you Ǧet a nice view [;&< > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MIC DRO₽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < but hey! i love teachinǦ fools lessons never forǦet so the more the merrier! > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < just heard about it from some liǦhtinǦ charǦer dork named Volkur but so hel₽ me whitney if you join i will STOM₽ you and CRUSH you so really think about if you're ₽re₽ared to be my enemy > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < that's IT i'm Ǧonna enter this fidus₽awn tournament > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧet ready for me ₽omon because THE BIǦ BAD ǦUZMA is Ǧonna ste₽ onto the scene > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < to any ₽athetic SHRIM₽ out there Ǧet ready to Ǧet ste₽₽ed on > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ exhibition ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ match ⌁ next ⌁ Weekend ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ Sunyshore ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ i'll ⌁ be ⌁ juicing ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ poWer ⌁ lines ⌁ so ⌁ if ⌁ you're ⌁ sensitive ⌁ to ⌁ flashing ⌁ lights ⌁ go ⌁ hive ⌁ i ⌁ guess? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
A_D YOUЯR SOCIAL AWAЯRE_ESS MAKES ME THI_K THAT YOU SHOULD PЯROBABLY GET OUT OF THAT DUSTY SCЯROLLTOMB YOU _EVEЯR LEAVE, A_D ЯREPEATEDLY ME_TIO_, AT LE_GTH, WITH A CO_CEЯR_I_G _UMBEЯR OF MISUSED PAUSE I_DICATOЯRS, AS IF THAT MEA_S A_YTHI_G, TO ME. LOOKS LIKE WE'ЯRE BOTH LEAVI_G DISAPPOI_TED. :oX
YOU SCЯROLL DOW_ LIKE FIVE POSTS A_D YOU CA_ SEE THE POST THAT CLEAЯRLY I_SPIЯRED THIS, PAЯRAPHЯRASED PEЯRVEЯRTS A_D ALL. FIVE MI_UTES LATEЯR A_D YOU'ЯRE OVEЯR HEЯRE MAKI_G UP LI_ES TO ЯREAD BETWEE_ A_D WHOLE _EW SE_TE_CES _OBODY EVEЯR SAID BEFOЯRE. LET'S ACT OUЯR AGES A_D _OT PЯRETE_D THIS WAS A WHOLLY U_PЯROMPTED THOUGHTPIECE. :oX
THIS POST SMELLS LIKE SOMEO_E MAKI_G A_ OCEA_ OUT OF A GЯRUBBY POOL. LEAЯR_ TO LAUGH AT A_ OBVIOUS JOKE, PAL. YOUЯR LIFE WILL BE THAT MUCH MOЯRE MIЯRTHFUL FOЯR IT. :oX
A little late for lunch (had to really focus on some numbers that got sent my way) but hey it's here nonetheless! Old Gary got a chicken caesar salad today! Yummers! -Gary
8=D < I canter believe it took me this long to create a Chittr.ing account. My name is Horuss Zahhak. I have been informed that one introduces oneself here, ideally before being misidentified by strangers with more confidence than craftsmanship. I am an engineer, artisan, mechanic, sculptor, and general improver of insufficient things. This includes machines, furniture, prosthetics, living spaces, personal equipment, and occasionally people, though the latter are usually much less cooperative than a broken hinge. I work with metal, wood, leather, bone, and other materials that respond well to pressure, patience, and purpose. I value discipline, physical refinement, technical skill, and the noble pursuit of becoming more precisely what one was meant to be. I am not especially interested in irony, self-pity, or recreational incompetence. I am, however, interested in craft, STRENGTH, repair, transformation, and anyone capable of discussing these subjects without becoming tedious. If you require something built, mended, reinforced, adjusted, fitted, or improved, you may ask. If you require emotional delicacy, I can attempt it, but you should understand that this is not my primary trade.
S.o°unds frightening... the dwellers will be awatching fr.o°m the waves
┻❂━❂┻ My Lusus Wanted To Say Hi As Well! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6a581686a33.jpeg →
◌ Barely. It lasted two nights and then the host was eaten by a wild lusus. ⧂
◌ I will never set foot on a beach again after Matesprit Island #restinpeace #gonetoosoon #Eatenbyalusus #Stillsandinmysuits ⧂
◌ As a troll wise from age and experience, I know taking a cocktail of medicines will do more harm than good. As a troll with a pounding panache and an important job, I feel like it just might work this once. But you're right. ⧂
xx_HEGHEHEH_FANK_YEW_CHCHOW_DOES_FEEL_PROUD!!_xx
}(]]]]]) < i can't believe that semi retired rest slo₽ is real > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < UǦH FINE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < maybe i'll ₽ass throuǦh your stu₽id outdoors show > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you aren't even Ǧonna be doinǦ a Ǧiveaway or a raffle or anythinǦ? you need a new marketinǦ team > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < when is the next show i need back staǦe tickets > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < whatever alriǦht i'll take your word for it that you do it just the riǦht amount whatever the fuck that means > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < come on don't tell me you are still a total softie > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < can you Ǧrow at least ₽retend to Ǧrow a ₽air for chittr we ₽unks have a RE₽UTATION TO U₽HOLD > ([[[[[){
✧✦i was g⟢nna say y⟢u say that lik𖠢 it's surprising / but h⟢n𖠢stly it is surprising / iv𖠢 t⟢n𖠢d d⟢wn ཀy ཀ𖠢dia pr𖠢s𖠢nc𖠢 a l⟢t✦✧
}(]]]]]) < let's just say i'm excited to see someone say somethinǦ stu₽id enouǦh to Ǧet ₽IERCED > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < well look at who joined > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < su₽ ₽ierce > ([[[[[){
Sorry, th Annalist RIPPd off my lttr that coms aftr d ky from my HUSKBOARd bcaus I was ignoring him. Will AMMNd this soon.
i look with my look balls and see it so in front of me
◌ Goodlight. ⧂
yknow. ba1t1ng takes a lot of work. l1ke, real actual effort. 1f 1 had a l1ke actual k1smes1s would 1 be blow1ng my budget stra1ght out of the water every per1gee or someth1ng for the b1ts 1 wonder
just ♯draghimintothepublicsquare & ♯burnhimatthestake ♯easy ♯peasy ♯violence ♯squeezy
HO_OЯR A_D A SHAME TO HAVE TO CULL O_E. MOSTLY A_ HO_OЯR, BUT STILL.
Damn, didn't know the glazing fa¢tory wa$$$ open thi$$$ early in the morning LMAOOO He mu$$$t've $$$hown you one helluva time HAHA
SCAЯRI_G SOME JADES STЯRAIGHT WOULD BE A BETTEЯR USE OF MY TIME THA_ CЯRACKI_G SOME OF YOUЯR _UMBSKULLS A_YWAY. GOOD BUG. :oX
}(]]]]]) < ]&< you're welcome > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧotta kee₽ the clowns ha₽₽y to kee₽ the world s₽inninǦ don't i know it > ([[[[[){
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
She's a big fan of milk these days! #totalmilkheadEd
you just ended up in that pose bro idk my magic is insane
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < i don't care what anybody says > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < lowbloods do it best > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < throw it back crazy style > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ₽ROVE ME WRONǦ > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < HOLY SHIT > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < i mean uh yeah lookinǦ Ǧood boss > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < yeah okay yeah i see you > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < as lonǦ as i Ǧet to dance with you then lets fuckinǦ so it > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < no one else lookinǦ as Ǧood as you anyways fla₽ those winǦs for me i'll find you > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < no such thinǦ as over com₽ensatinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE BIǦ BAD BOSS ǦUZMAH!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < scribble down the notes and learn somethinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe MAYBE you can hanǦ with me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < like all the cool badass ₽unks do [;&< > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < who's u₽? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ME! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the answer is always me i'm always U₽! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and you're always down > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < DOWN DOWN DOWN while i beat you down and never let you come u₽ for air > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that's how i do it in ₽omon > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
i feel like making shitty doodles who wants an amazing beautiful portrait of themselves
wHAT A CUTIE!
⊹₊˚{ you are literally ALWAYS so supportive, girl.... <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ }.3.{ should i hire more butlers? does have a friend or like, an enemy whos looking to get into the butlering sphere, orrrr }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Gary is off of work! Time to head home, see if my wife wants to go for a walk, it's a lovely day! -Gary
WHY ARE WE ALL TALKING ABOUT TRAUMA? I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A NIGHT FOR THIS! THAT COULD NEVER BE ME! MY EMPLOYERS PUT ME IN THE DISCIPLINE HOLE WHEN I MESSED UP AND I TURNED OUT FINE! 𓂃✍︎
Didn't know we needed to wait for a specific day for traumaing. Well, I have no such problems. Have fun with that, I'm gonna play my games.
SOMEO_E _EEDS TO COME I_ WITH THEIЯR G_AЯRLY QUIЯRK A_D KEEP YOU O_ THE STЯRIGHT A_D _AЯRЯROW. :oX
I DO_'T K_OW. I THI_K IT CA_ BE KI_D OF G_AЯRLY WHE_ THEY DO IT COЯRЯRECTLY. A_D IF PEOPLE CA_'T ЯREAD A_ I__OVATIVE QUIЯRK, THAT'S O_ THEM FOЯR THEIЯR SHITTY GA_DEЯRBULBS.
HAd such a GOOd night i just SUCKEd my 4th cigar dOWN to the nub.
DEPE_DS O_ CASTE, BODY TYPE, DIET, BMI, CUT OF MEAT, A_D METHOD OF COOKI_G.
- @affectionateTrammpling We found out WHY he is white...! 😲
Haha I guess I am a "lusus" (hope I'm getting the terminology right, trying to fit in) -Gary
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Maybe so! I can't go around investigating people for being [annoying] and [stupid] though... but him being a [nuisance] brought him to the committee's attention.
Ah, I [see]. The head of [Team Skull]. He's been a nuisance for a while...
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
There is not nearly as much to keep an eye on here as I [thought]! No one is getting up to any [rule violations]... hardly a person is even playing [fiduspawn]!
TOO MA_Y PEOPLE WITHOUT BITCHES O_ THEIЯR BULGES LIKE TO TALK I'M _OTICI_G. LOL!
THEY PЯROBABLY WOULD_'T HAVE A STЯRUCTUЯRALLY SOU_D SKULL A_YWAY.
WHY IS IT SO HAЯRD TO FI_D A DECE_T GUY AЯROU_D HEЯRE.
Hm- I will consider this, thank you-
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uP AnD GoT A BaCoN ChEeSeBuRgEr wHaT'S GoOd wOrLd
↘️i think the limeblood should have nothing to say here.↘️ ↗️YOUR CASTE IS REPRESENTED BY A SEA OF UNMARKED GRAVES, IDIOT.↗️
↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️
OPPS ALWAYS TRYING TO SEIZE MY ASSETS BUT TAKE MY ASS OFF THE MARKET AND THE DOW JONES GOES DROPPING 98% #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
(°. bl𖦹𖦹d .°)
breakfazt burrit0 @mega10memez
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DISTUЯRBI_G THE PEACE A_D DISTUЯRBI_G HEЯR SHEETS. :oX
flan or tres leches. P:
I'm a fancy bitcch I love a creme brulee ngl
im rather partial to matcha ice cream wwith taiyaki
FUCK YES. BЯRI_G YOUЯR MILK LUSUS TOO. SHE CA_ KEEP MI_E BUSY LO_G E_OUGH TO GET THЯROUGH DI__EЯR U_SI_GED. :oX
EVEЯRY _IGHT, TЯROLLS WILL OPE_ THEIЯR SQUAWK GAPEЯR A_D JUST CO_FESS THAT THEY SEE THEMSELVES I_ THE STEAMI_G GЯRUB O_ YOUЯR _UTЯRITIO_ PLATEAU. A_D THE_ THEY WO_'T EVE_ HAVE THE DECE_CY TO HA_G THEMSELVES O_ THE MEAT HOOK. THEY MAKE YOU DO IT.
Good [evening] everyone. Well met!
Remember to keep your [Fiduspawn] games up to regulation! Wouldn't want me coming around putting a stop to [something. ]
YOU GЯRI_D THE MEAT OF A COUPLA FЯRESHLY-HATCHED GЯRUBS A_D TUЯR_ IT I_TO GЯRUBLOAF, _OBODY PA_ICS. BECAUSE IT'S ALL "PAЯRT OF A BALA_CED DIET." BUT WHE_ I PUT SOME HOSEЯR PAST HIS FIЯRST MOLT I_TO THE OVE_, WELL THE_ EVEЯRYO_E LOSES THEIЯR MI_DS. @✕@ #GOЯRE #VIOLE_CE #CA__IBALISM
(( pinned intro post for guzmah coming soon mun is at work ))
aLLLL these omniscient dudes getting owned by shit they apparentLLy didnt see coming need to stop cLLaiming omniscience. youve got partiaLLscience at best. sometimesscience