Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
VERY charming, Miss Crocker.
⚇ YOOOOO IT'S JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOOBYY! ⚇ THIS FUCKS!!! ⚇
Mother,,, your sleuthing skills would be applicable here,, you could get some serious gum on your shoe,,,
holy shit!!!! i didnt kno these were gonna start comin out :DDD #omg #us
Well ill be! Isnt that just the best use of licensing my likeness weve ever seen. #omg #us
wHOA, sO COOL, i CAN NOT WA1T, tO SEE THESE COME OUT,
Couldn’t get him to wear a shirt for the cartoon, huh.
He tangled with the design team over the allowance of the pants length and settled finally above the belt.
The fact that you got him to cover up as much as he did is nothing short of a miracle.
Letting gcat have a beer! #saturyay #whatthehell #sure
GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM.
DUDE NO
The only acceptable way to celebrate a Saturday.
Even the president agrees!
Hm. That sure is a choice.
HIS TONGUE... KAWAII...
jAKE, dON'T DO 1T, yOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE, a MAJOR BONER ON YOUR HANDS, aND MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE, a REAL NONCE!
If youve ever been victim to my FATHEADED sense of easily retractable comradery kindly raise your hand so i can divvy up a payout of some consolation moolah! Clearly those who share my likeness are little more than UNDERHANDED BLUNDERBABES looking to get up to no good so im sorry if youve ever dealt with a not-me me and his twerp ass attitude! #directpost #BIGGERfuckyou
oh lord so it is real serious
☤’ll take consolat☤on moolah.
Who the sam hill are you.
eh sure, why not💚
And i dont even doubt that my less gentlemanly doppel would have double crossed a wizard!
Last name is all i need to see im sorry.
sometimes i think to myself.. "wow, i really suck as a person." and then i take comfort in knowing at least i don't blow!
8=l < I'm told these are the same thing
Were tit for tat in business sense alone ms crocker because i *do* recall it being principle numero uno to keep a free mind and an even freer schedule! Screw writing in the margins let me flip this sucker (my BUSINESS card) over and jot you down a cursory consult with lil ol me and the mahogany between us! We all know that a little bit wood shared betwixt two keen eyed ceos does for the profit. *wink*
~.~.~.Am I the mahogany, in this scenario~?
As sturdy as you look dude im strictly talking desks!
;)
My mistake, I suppose all this business jargon went right over my nugbone, haha~! Perhaps one of you could explain it to me sometime in a more private setting~.
U~0
Ill see YOU in my office any day of the week!
What a good ol forum youve made for networking jane this is the bees knees.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST!!!!!
Eek!
Its always this hoity toity business about being sober as if these guys havent heard of buffalo sober. Beers and wines and light liquors but not all of them. Easy! #substances
Oh really, is that so.
Say it is so because thats what i wrote dude.
I say man some of you guys are real jabberwockies. As in you guys *jabber* a LOT.
guess you could say i gibber
im in this post and i dont like it
Gibber? I hardly know her.
Not a single dang d in my original post id say i did a fine job dodging the draft capital D.
Back in the day if you didnt have a fella in your corner to help tug your train down the line you were just called a regular ol johnny pervert and left to your own devices. #suggestive
Hvm^ns ^re so weird.
Huh??
sO TRUE,
Im not your pappy so i fear this may be a case of mistaken identity!
Sometimes its hard to find a good way to approach an apple often times i find myself just stuck getting one started.
But one must tough it out for the succulent innards it holds and well. Shucks thats just life isnt it.
I... like it in here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c16099b5124b.png
i'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, jAKE BUDDY OL PAL, tHE JOY ON YOUR FACE IS, jUST 1NFECTIOUS,
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I think I hauve covid
Ok this one is spot on bro.
Your best work yet~!
#BEARFACTS #TW-SUGGEST4VE #BEARBUTTRE4GNSUPREME HTTPS://64.MED4A.TUMBLR.COM/0F0EBD4A86E2F3DA1218D15B1C890718/85265152CF6F0986-EA/S1280X1920/59BD5F9BC38F018A879151FBEB7B6B11C037EAA0.PNG
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Damn thats crazy are you letting people test how long they can last #imdownforachallenge #ilovetoppingguysbiggerthanme #nsfw #iknowyourgameiscrazy
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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'll do it just for you king #sinceyouaskedsonicely #icantsaynotothat #gottarespectthesewishes
@NOTOR4G4NALENOUGH @L4GHTUPBEATS OOOOH. SO BEAR HEARS. 2 CONTENDERS. CHALLENG4NG BEARS BUTT. BEAR NEVER BACK DOWN FROM CHALLENGE. YOU BOTH. ARE ON. >:)
BEAR KNOW. UH BEAR LOVE F4SH. OBV4OUS FACT. NOT GETT4NG F4SH OUT OF. POUND4NG.
꒰𓇼 i was saying that 𖦹☾t 𖦹f my p☾sher which is beating very fast right n𖦹w by the way i l𖦹ve y𖦹☾ 𓇼꒱
HAHAHHAHAHA DONT FRY. BRA4N. BEAR S4ZED LOVE YOU. W4NK W4NK W4TH. 1. EYEBALL.
Aww cute in a (respectfully) dorky way!
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I've never seen a lady make this face before~. You must be one of a kind~~~~.
SIGH. ALRIGHT. YOU DID IT. YOU MANAGED TO CONJURE A PSYCHOMEMETIC WORM AND FIRE IT LIKE A BULLET INTO THE DEEPEST CONVOLUTIONS OF MY DUSTY OLD THINKPAN WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR STUPID, ELASTIC EXPRESSION PLATE. IT'S ALREADY WRITHING BACK INTO THE TYPESTUB CONTROLS IN MY MOTOR CORTEX, COMPELLING ME TO SAY THIS. OLD INTERNET COMPILATION RERUN WHEN.
so fierce .. nargh (thats the SOUNd i think that face makes)
Just as soon as you're ready to endure another eight hour stint locked in a chatroom with me!
NARGH?!
Hektor, I don't know if this is the time or the place any longer. You're married.
Would you believe it's an open marriage~.~.~.~? Do humans have those~?
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
My bags are *already packed* my good man.
fuuuuuck this is tru kinda makes me wanna get back into the swing of #jadebustin again
#jADEbUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL, gOOD,
Im no sunday prude but good heavens to betsy dont talk about my granny like that. Tavvy i had no idea you were such a debauched pervert!
DAMMIT u got me!!!! godddd i miss it tav i rly do fml.... i think i need u to come over so we can bust one 2gether iykwim ;)))
wHAT? nOW i KNOW, i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH, yOUR gAMGAM, cERTAINLY NOT 1N THE WAY, i HAD MY WAY WITH, jADE'S gRAMPS,
lIKE, rIGHT NOW, wE ARE GOING TO, bUST TOGETHER, rIGHT NOW?
yea rn!!!! u better hurry LOL..... lest i start bustin these jades all by my lonely lonesome!
i'M COMING, i'M COM1NG rOXY! aS FAST AS i CAN, dON'T YOU BUST, uNTIL i AM THERE, tO BUST WITH YOU!
I wish i was on the inside of all this hubbub.
Im wordsmithing up some new zingers and i think snapping my fingers and slapping my knee and going "what the fluff!?!" might be a goodun let me know what you guys think.
^^hoW cute!^^ ^^i think lusus loVers Will get a lot out of that.^^
hehehe, thats a pretty good one!
● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★SHORT SWEET AND TO THE POINT, KUPO★
What the fluff! This little critter just minted my new phrase.
Im two steps ahead of you dude.
Id be a really piss poor celebrity if i razzed the kindly intentions of every junior believer out there. If you wanna shimmy your shoulders and tut on your neighbor boy with a little prayer for some hope mojo im not gonna snub you in some shakedown. No hate to my other mes of course im a big fan of their work too. Just stop taking the hair from my brush and stuff thats like a squatbodied dude trying to slim down. (Off pudding!) (Like off putting heh.)
Worst suck a shrimp saturday ever!
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Is that you in your profile picture.
/ That's / The Spirit. #positive
It is no one else but I, Hektor Castio~~. In the flesh~~~~.
Then boy howdy yessir. Im in a real pickle and i need some strong mitted mister to give me a handout!
I'd gladly suck the sausage clean off your upholstery any day~~~~~~~. They look so plump~.
what the fuck were you using to carry all that, your hands????
Basket. :(
i'm no southerner, but i'm pretty sure you were suppose to carry that in one of those big ass Military grade Pots
OH, JAKE, NO. :(
nOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Organizing and executing group breakfast with the #ExtendedAlphaKids is such a chore! If Jake votes IHOPE, Eridan insists on Offal House. Dirk's specifications on observing every exit from the corner are the least of my worries. And they MUST have vegan options on the menu, for Miss Priss @adiosToreador. ... Roxy and Callie don't pose much of an issue, actually. Unless the restaurant refuses to serve the bacon raw. Then the latter can get a little hangry.
And Casper too if it's not too much trouble. :B
A contrarian in my corner keeps me on the up and up! For a fella so deadset on smacking me upside the dome piece with his saynothing chitchat about the glorious ways all things can be smothered and covered he sure doesnt take well to a little impromptu booth bro footsie or better yet an arm around the shoulder to showcase our immaculately goofy and nonserious dedication to each other.
Jane youve got yourself a fan the booth only seats 6 (tavros gets her a seat of her own due to the horns you know how it is) but she can sign you an autograph on our way back through the doors. :)
How much do you think that'll sell for?
To me it would be priceless for a regular dick and harry on the street itd be worth at LEAST a buck fifty.
(Old timey way of saying 150 dollars i mean! ;P)
wHAT IS, a PRISS?
Having a good one with the friendly fisherman himself @goannasAcrimony ! One sip of ikriom juice (aqua freskriom) and my dude goes buck wild haha cant take him anywhere. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a57c94059bc.png
<-|--|~~ i waS checking the material.
Weve all been there bro sometimes we all need to check the fit and feel of some prospective britches.