Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
Say does anyone know a good oil resistant fabric for rumble night?? Preferably one that doesnt leave my rump looking like a freshly buttered batch of bro rolls.
Hmm... or one that DOES maybe...
Give me the lowdown dude!
LATEX.
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.
~⠀ ~l~Ol~
should i go get sum traquilizers just in case?
yesplease
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
@timaeusTestified#0414 Come over and sit in this gals hot tub with me and MY BRO gamzee. Since clearly youre concerned about folks getting cold feet i invite you to warm your tootsies something PROPER. Trial by fire! This whole roiling boilpot has already got a greasy film on top thick enough to be scraped with a shitting ladle so i know a thing or two about packing in here like sardines. If you wanna PLAY LETS PLAY.
gh ?rumble two? ?RUMBAGEddON? ?rumbaloo lost in new fork city? ?rumble it uP: it takes two ANd sometimes a THIRd?
YOU BET IT.
Um. No.
You almost hit me in the face with your stupid yoyo ya dingbat.
Let's make like a set of Legos. Bricked up and slotted into each other.
Even to a stupid clown im playing second fiddle!
I think he touched my thigh and i touched his.
Bro why is this water so warm.
I boot scootin boogied my rear end all the way down to janes side of town for a little theeway gossip gaggle between @ me @terminallyCapricious#2753 and @gutsyGumshoe and midway through round two of checkering it up she was spent! Sweating harder than a race horse in the carolina summertime she hoofed it off to some fancy lowdown hollering "i have to go i cant last any longer!" and left me and my bro gamzee touching darn thighs like two dudes in a very friendly sauna. And now were in the jacuzzi and i dunno what happened im kinda sticky.
this jacuzzi is fucking wicked. JANE SHOULDVE STAYED AWAKE.
YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME YET AGAIN. STAY YOUR MALLEABLE NOGGIN AT HOME. I HOPE HE JABS A THUMB INTO YOUR SOFT SPOT. I HAVE... I HAVE SOMEONE I HAVE TO SEE!!! X(
oh yeah. @archiveAddict
Im so confused!
tHIS IS ALWAYS HAPPENING, tO ME,
I shouldve taken YOU as my surprised guest tavvy. I dunno why you didnt cross my mind!
nEXT TIME THEN, i WOULD ALWAYS BE DOWN TO BE, iNVITED,
Nothing gets a fella standing at attention more than a romp in double time! My special guest DEMANDED he be in her primary company but i refuse to be chucked to the wayside. So were saddling up like a regular hotdog. A lady sandwich and shes the cold cut in-between. So excited to be home! Turns out i missed a party though. :(
>([so s#e is t#e middle of t#e sando t#anks for t#e intel man]
Yeah??
Who the sam hill are you though!
...Is that you... veiled lady?
I heat up and i cant cool down! Its magic in here... like abra kadabra.
I jettison to the troll kingdom for a few days and in my absence stuff on the homeward front hits the fan! Im like a dang horse limping through the fricken kentucky derby and that short leg of mine is going to cost me much more than the race. Egads.
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
Oh, pretty cool beam.
EXCELLENT BEAM ATTACK. AND THE SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN PEACE AND FREEDOM. YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST. AND DEATH BEAM ATTACK IS YOUR BRUSH. FIVE STARS. NO NOTES.
Fantastic )(ole! It's practically gaping! 38D
your feedback means evverythin fef
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
gREAT HOLE,
↗️GET OFF OF MY ADORATION POST.↗️
holy shit
wwhat is your opinion about my hole
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zAaAaAaAaMn.
gorgeous!
YOU LOOK AMAZING MESSIAH YOU SLAYEd THE CUNTQUEEN INTO THE GRUB MOTHER
6or6eous!
You wear these colors just as marvelously as your traditional blue. Absolutely stunning.
stunning
damn. YOU SINGLE? ;o) you look too damn good to not have a metallic band on that finger.
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What ever.
see i ain't even bothered. RAMPAGING WAS MOTHER FUCKING YESTERDAY'S DEAD SEA DWELLER.
You are stomping your big floppy shoes on thinner ice than you could possibly conceptualize. I suggest you disengage from me.
what crawled up your pipe and shit acrid smoke out, sister? I THOUGHT YOU LET OUT ALL THAT VITRIOL ALREADY.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, MUTTONHEAD.
ALRIGHT WHY DON'T YOU DO A TRIPLE MOTHER FUCKING SOMERSAULT INTO SOME MOTHER FUCKING SLIME PILES THEN. let yourself get nice and encased and then mail yourself back to me like a mother fucking busty hockey puck. TELL THAT MOTHER FUCKING MAIL COURICLINGER TO DELIVER YOU.... WHEN I GIVE A MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I. Only just saw this. Curse my inability to leave the solitary universe alone-
Go on? :B
...You dress up well, of course. The mask is a nice touch. All other opinions will be fielded into DMs. I think.
Its always a little funky when im shaking my tail feathers with a fella of trollish descent (the new alternian type) and he tosses me a name like cletus. Who in the sweet motherloving wants to clamp down with a cletus.
Theres different classes for concussions?? What do they teach?
Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!
probably something by weezer.
sO TRUE!
- Whensthe show comming bacdk you got kicked off Anglers Nutribbtiong block like a sweep ago
- Can ypou please just wrestl with your kismmesip already 🤣🤣🤣🤣
:33 < jagg is a gunslinging brave adventure is he not?? :33 < that sounds pretty cool and pimpy to me! he wouldnt lie!! :33
/LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER!
:33 < adventurer* :33 < jagg being cool got my sp33ch all topsy turvy i am sorry :((
This one could’ve stayed in the drafts, bro.
If you dunno what words work best sometimes you can just make junk up.
Gosh, who'd have thought YOU would 8e an advoc8 for saying nonsensical horse shit!
MY NAME IS JAKE.
Oh. Whoopsies! I saw a comment under your name and jumped the fricken shark thinking it was just you playing mind games with me by misspelling my name on purpose! Egg on my face compadra i sure do wish i could retract that epic blunder.
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
Please rub y0ur dicks t0gether #nsfw
All the meat you can feast your peepers on and more at this sausage party. Hot dog!
-=[ issthere a splashzone do you havve to reserve a spot inn the splashzone link pls_☺]=-
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And as always, I was correct. https://chittr.ing/profile/tenebrificTermagent/fdc43d64-6912-47b1-945e-135c0781e419
hEY SO UMM, i HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM YOU OR dIRK YET, vIS A VIS MY IDEAS FOR, tHIS RUMBLE, aND i HAVE LEARNED TO NOT COMMUNICATE THROUGH jAKE FOR SUCH DEALINGS, iF EITHER OF YOU COULD GET BACK TO ME, oN MY mASKED mOORAUDER CAMEO, iDEA PLEASE DO SO, aSAP, aHAHA,
The people aren't ready for all this man meat to go back on the market. Honestly, they hardly even deserve a repeat performance of our combat climax. And yet we provide. The refractory period is over. #RoundTwo
I didn't want this. I didn't want this. I DIDN'T WANT THIS. - MC Oleana
Stay tuned.
im so glad i didnt die im so gghhappy
wwhoa
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eridan show it to me eridan where
is this real
is this real
eridan i will be really upset
eridan i will be so upset with you if this is a joke
are my messages going through
eridan
eridan its aradia can you call me
Batten the hatches and tighten your belts youre in for a rodeo! #jakedirkweek !
#ItsComing. #DirkJakeWeek
concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
Ooh. Ooh my goog. This is literally my life
>Need
that iz. hhn.
😳😳😳 yo..........
Damn that's how my night was
)(ey buddy, i t)(ink youve got t)(e wrong fic. t)(e leat)(er club's two blocks down.
c< please? >c
Varang! #would