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are wwe gettin judged for this fuck hal marry jane kill jake
Why do you give a fuck. Make your own post.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
Hm.
Oh to be marked up and bruised all over... i desire it oh so dearly. #nsfw
Just benched 422. New personal best.
#CUTFREEFROMTHEPUMPKINPATCH #YOURMICWASON #WEHEARDITALL
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
now Yoч;re stealin the words oчt of mY maw ;p
D --> Like a horse
carefчl babes: someone might think Yoч;re flirtin with me ;*
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
I think you should eXplore other options besides #EridanWeek. Eating sand, for eXample. - MC Oleana
A weeklong festival celebrating a member of this planet's beloved pantheon of Creator gods. Interdimensional guests welcome. Transportation provided all gratis.
bRoThEr, I ThInK YoU GeT MoRe rEpLiEs sAyInG ThIs tHaN I Do. BuT HeY- tO EaCh cArOuSeL RiDeR ThEiR BiG CoRn dOg tO SiT On. YoU KnOw?
actually kinda spot on
D --> So Jade keeps telling me
Whats with bros who claim theyre not gay but wipe their butt? Who you cleaning up down there for? Your buttologist? #realquestions #nsfw ish
hope all my loyal followers are havin good timez and the rest a ya are miserable
Yoч sчggestin somethin like cчcking? fчn idea babe
Get replacing, big man. There's only so much time to waste.
While I don't usually believe in coincidences, I am first and foremost cognizant of the fact that correlation does not necessarily equal causation. I couldn't tell you why so many indigo-blooded trolls have ended up under my employment, through so many different means and under varying levels of duress. What I can tell you is that they all appear to delight in being ordered around by their hierarchical and financial betters and eager to please. Both highly admirable qualities in a cog of the machine. Whether this is a cultural or biological quirk has yet to be determined. What I can tell you is that I do not fetishize them. My cohost does.
[AR]:Boys, boys, we can keep the fan behavior to a minimum. This is starting to get a little parasocial. Twice in one day? I’m starting to think you may have something to tell me. https://files.catbox.moe/qgw5p4.jpeg
[AR]:I leave for perhaps an hour or so max to play the stocks and suddenly the world turns on its head. (For the record: I’m still loaded, and my economic prowess knows no bounds.)
[AR]:Can I repost this ironically? Sarcastically, at least?
fuck gdi eridan i had evwerything riding on you and nowv im slightly moist vwith oil and in the dark and im still cursed you stupid tvwink youvwe ruined me
seems awfчllY erotic don;t Yoч think?
two million scoville hot saчce in mY dawn clawfee to start the daY: who drinks water nowadaYs
Anyways, how many times can I have Jake show his ass on TV for money before it counts as prostitution? #nsfw i guess
linkin toes together while snoggin
8oo, you whore.
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
@gutsyGumshoe @golgothasTerror https://i.imgur.com/hVmHP2R.png
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
If you need to be shown the bird Id be glad to remind you fondly of an old friend.
If it weren't for the "colorful language", I would 100% think this was su8mitted 8y Jake English.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
>([i cant stop ₍ ˃ᯅ˂) ( ꪊꪻ⊂) #nsfw]
a regular old dunce yeah
May8e discover them less swiftly?
here see you lad i can say what i want ye?
jane crocker hated on my cigarettes frotting chit wtf bitch #nsfw
DM me.
Pinned Post Time! Nice to meet you all. My name's Hal Strider, and I'm really Just A Guy at the end of the day. I like a lot of things, but I mostly REALLY like Pokemon. I could talk about it for a Good Bit. I live in a House and I have Hobbies and I'm generally just trying to Be Human.
But my aim is getting better.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
pornography starring your mother
And he saw this. Greetings, my good bro.
Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
They made a video game for the PS5. It's not all that great but I like it.
Absolutely pathetic that certain globular figures are #Hating my #Chitts after everything I have done for them and the broader society. #Imonyourmind #Iminyourmind #Blocked
D --> Too soon? For you? Not likely
Here is my daily wash regiment: I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
#NowPlaying The Northern Boys - Party Time #nsfw
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whale be back from bidness soon
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
I empathize with your doubts, but know that I am earnest. Blessings.
Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there.
I can take all you've got to give and more. Your fists, your licks, whatever else you've got tucked away in those shorts. And I'll take the title of this match's champion too.
Stow your pleas for mercy. You'll need 'em for when you're getting pinned down in the ring.
It's for charity, bro. Don't tell me you're balking over a few meager earthly possessions when the wellbeing of our amphibious and reptilian citizens are banking on us to bankroll their cosmetic dental needs. Especially after you've already signed the release forms.
OKAY. $OME PEOPLE NEED TO $TOP TRYING TO MACK ON BODACIOU$ BLUEBLOODED BABE$ THAT DON'T BELONG TO THEM. #VAGUECHITTING
Nutritionists around the world left in the dust as "The Auto Redponder" invents what many are now calling "Super Lunch.”
Pictured, a half eaten pickle and a paper plate with 7 undercooked Pizza Rolls.
My Spheres. #MySpheres.
Which would make Dane a guy slated for the utterly fucking destitute, I guess. Dane Cook is like part of an emergency relief care package for a third world nation. I suddenly don't care about this anymore.
I think his whole demeanor and his tired shtick and his rubber limbed histrionics don't help. I was kind of thinking while watching this hog slop that Dane Cook is like a very very poor mans Ben Stiller crossed with a very very poor mans Jim Carrey. Which is weird because those guys are ALREADY poor mans versions of some other guys, but I cant really think of the guys now. Maybe they don't actually exist, but rich folk are just kind of waiting around and hoping?
Slightly related to my last post, I was watching Good Luck Chuck a few months back because I hate myself, but that's another story. My only thoughts on that movie is that Dane Cook is hideous. I wonder why I never noticed how ugly he was until I saw that movie. The problem may be exaggerated by contrast with Jessica Alba on the same screen cause she isn't too hard to look at at all, but damn. He has a strikingly hateable face. I get the same feeling when I'm watching some movie magic behind the scenes thing and one of Jim Hensons wizards shows off some latex goblin head he made and sort of beams with fatherly pride like he outdid himself with this one.
Watched Fant4stic. Shit pissed me off so much I went watch whiplash straight after just to see Reed's actor get psychologically tortured.
loser
If you read a post that conjures imagery of one face down ass up and can't even fathom anyone but yourself in such a position, that requires a level of introspection and emotional guidance that I'm not willing or equipped to provide.
jчst saY Yoч wanna bloodY snog me alreadY @golgothasTerror ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c2f8d1820945:png
no one;s beatin mY чniversal record on portal 2 100% completionist speedrчn
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
Actually, had a dream some British kid beat the shit outta me.
You know, I don't know if it's a Good Thing or a Bad Thing that the first thing I see when I log onto a Social Media Site is that they've added in PvP Functionality. Are we going to start beating each other to a pulp over the Internet?
hatsчne meekoo is the onlY one for me https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/170e67544b2d:png #art
what if Yoч need a cчte blockmate like me? ;`(
i fчck like it;s for sчrvival as if it;s the last sip of water i;ll ever get #nsfw
don;t be shY, keep goin ;)
time;s чp: we;re back to normal prices now or makin googoo bчlbs at me if Yoч want a discoчnt
You're sore from both my tough love and firm hand despite becoming better for it, I get that. No need to try and downplay my achievements by calling it a tack, though.
You ought to remedy your nonexistent guard positioning so as to not eat so many blows to the kisser. Might be why you're experiencing such inner turmoil before bed, bro.
But I've just perfected the angle on my latest thrower...
Oh no, how terrible, some horses are coming to get me. You say that like it's not a dream come true.
Man, who cares. Ceruleans are buns anyway.
People who are obsesses with €elebrities may be less intelligent, study suggests.
I have, though. I've told you, multiple times, we're the same person. If you chose not to believe me, well... That's a whole different kettle of fish.
Yoч wanna fight me so bad it makes Yoч look stчpid ;(
I believe you left a smidge too much real estate equivalent to the size of your brain! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8daad2b8207.webp
going to shower tell me if we have killed crocker yet YEAH!!
What was the intent behind the message, Jake?
Aw, you think my avatar is pretty. Thanks, darling.
Quiet, you. I'm having an intimate conversation with my bro.
Oh, I'm sure there will be at least one post that will incense you in the days to come.