Chittr Shady Facts & Tea
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THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE YOUR HOT GOSS
Not my hungry ass misreading this as "let's see your hot dogs". This was either going to result in a lot of debauchery and/or costco pictures.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #46 • “if no one else is going to say it i will. you all need to remember that there are way more of us than there are highbloods. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #45 • “my shady fact is that there are way too many eridans on this platform”
THE EDITOR • IS IN
CHITTR SHADY FACT #44 • “YO MAMA SUCKING ME THROUGH THE JORTS AT ERIDAN WEEK!!!!!” #nsfw
THE EDITOR WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND #eridanweek • BUT…I EXPECT TO HEAR ALL THE JUICY REPORTS…!!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #42 • “roxy come back to me PLEASE”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #41 • “i think green markiplier’s case is very important and needs to get out there. this dave guy seems very attached can we get something to commemorate this green markiplier guy?”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
wwho the fuck is evven submittin these shady facts my ass jus a buncha shitty rumors
WHAT THE HELL.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #37 • “@scratchDoctor may be responsible for @helloEverybody going missing”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #36 • “i…really wish i was a human instead of a troll... is it just me? it just feels like they have it so easy.”
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE THE HOT GOSS
NIGHTLY LAST CALL • EDITOR SIGNING OFF • SEE YOU SOON
CHITTR SHADY FACT #35 • “i’ve been planting bombs in outglut trash cans they haven’t caught me yet”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #34 • “i think the spades slicks should all just go make out and do it crazy style and the one who can endure the most is the one keeping the midnight crew” #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Incredible idea. #nsfw ]
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KUD0S! ❤︎
CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #32 • “slick + snow hooked up at scratches gala thingy last night 👀” #nsfw
there was a gala? crazy i was to blacked out to know
I was on the stage the whole time. Any other 8s out there can keep it to themselves.