Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
fuck off
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divergent eridan • he died but he's fine now • currently living in a post-scratch earth and hating every minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (we all been known) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's never anything personal he just hates everybody • i used to RP as #fishyhipster on tumblr • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
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ughhhhh fuck my head
troll bjruno mars im so sirry i coukfnt savve you in time inm so so siorry #tragedy #substance #eridanwweek
I'm sure he has f9rgiven y9u, fr9m whatever plane he was sentenced t9. But if y9u w9uld like t9 put s9me acti9n t9 y9ur ap9l9gy, I have n9tes 9n h9w t9 impr9ve y9ur little parties t9 make them safer, as well as less triggering, f9r th9se wh9 attend.
dont llisten to that other lloser. the onlly way to honor his memory and make sure his sacrifice wasnt in vain was to make every party from now on even more hazardous
im sorry but wwatchin all these lowwerbloods fall the fuck ovver cause they cant handle the drop a the bass is really fuckin funny actually #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
xx HEHEHE YAH ITS P FUNNY BUT U GOTTA REMEMBER ITS ALWAYZ SOMEONES FIRST RAGER!! I #RESPECT THAT THEY EVEN HAD THA GUTS TO TRY N HANG!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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guess wwhos got a #date to #eridanwweek if yer one a the sorry losers that aint got a #date yet nowws the time to start packin yer shit an gettin it all together before its too late festivvities start noww ya fuckin losers #imcoming
Out Here Drippin' In Finesse You knoww it, you knoww it
howw the fuck do you havve a date to eridan wweek and i i mean real glad for you man
hahahahaha oh my god be serious hahahaha aint you the exact finfucker wwhat orchestrated this wwhole shindig an you DONT havve a date to your owwn evvent wwoww jus wwoww fuckin incredible might be a good night tonight after all #eridanwweek
yeah wwell i havve been vvery fuckin consumed wwith ORCHESTRATIN THE WWHOLE SHINDIG so i aint had time to put my fronds out for prospectivve accompaniment ok and it dont evven matter so fuck off enjoy #eridanwweek
ughhhhhhhh ok against my better wwisdom an judgement im bein forced to reconcile wwith reality an also bein told that im not allowwed to stay shored up in my hivve because its bad for the mental health or somethin like that so I GUESS #imcoming to #eridanwweek i hate alla you
No you don't. 38) I'll be t)(ere to morayly support you!
ok fine yer right you are like the single one here that is acceptable enough to not be on the hate list evveryone else though yer still on it dont get cocky
Little old M--E? T)(e only glubbing list I'll be on is t)(e one t)(at says DAT--E.
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
--Eridan. 38( I won't force you but your text reeds as upset.
im jus sick an tired of idiots ok i think thats a reasonable thing to be sick an tired about fuckin believvin evvery wwaywward rumor they hear youd think they got no pan up in there at all wwhatevver wwho cares
Okay. I can see w)(y you're upset. T)(at sounds frustrating for you! Take a D--E--EP BR--EAT)(. Count to t)(ree. Do t)(is two more times. Okay? Okay! Remember t)(at rumours travel FAST! And t)(is is social media. Not everyone fact c)(ecks!
ugh ok wwhatevver yer prolly right its a fruitless cause to be fussin about im goin outside for a bit
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
solid entry levvel advvice for oceangoers yeah take this like
All of this checks out. The seas are dangerous, you must be prepared on all levels of equipment, training, and kno≈ledge before setting out. Excellent tactic for keeping afloat in ≈ater as ≈ell, if you are not able to bring buoyancycoats.
ok maybe its time to turn this thing off for a wwhile
this slime batch has gotta be fuckin bad or somethin its not doin fuckin anythin ta stop the daymares ugh im awwake i goddamn guess
so true! if you evwer change your mind you knovw vwhere to find me. zz;)
listen man i kneww at least one clowwn that jus ate that shit straight up despite the first damn thing you learn in schoolfeedin bein the fact that it definitely should not be ingested it prolly shouldnt be fuckin smoked either arguably thats evven wworse wwhy the fuck wwould you evven wwant a bad batch for that kinda processin wwouldnt a fresh one wwork better im jus gonna toss it out
uhhhhhhhh no i dont think im gonna bake it into a pie is that evven wwhat yer fuckin sayin i cant goddamn tell alwways the freaky ass clowwns comin out at the unholy daylight hours
(^･ω･^) < YOU THINK BAKING IT WOULD HELP??? I MEAN AS LONG AS IT ISN'T FOR CONSUMPTION!!!
oh my god dude ok hold on i got it wwrong ok wwhatevver im not surprised you dont eat the slime cuz it rots your brain yeah duh evveryone knowws that wwhat the fuck are those last feww supposed to imply yer makin my head hurt
oh my god the entire dash has become a cesspit of clowwn related bullshit #wwhy #stop #nomoreclowwns #dashwwatching
wwho fuckin is literally the only dolts that are all ovver that shit are the actual clowwns themselvves an the filthy clowwnfuckers evveryone else has enough of a screwwed on head to at least be wwary of them though this wwhole bit is startin to tell me wwhere a lotta people stand and i dont really like howw the odds are wweighin right noww
you cant jus add one if i make it an exponential infinitely increasin number its a losin game and you havve no shot also dont fuckin call me that
fine ill begrudgingly accept that one but dont think im not onto you an yer ulterior motivves
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY MOTIVES ARE NOT ULTERIOR THEY ARE PRIMARY AND UNOBSCURED.
wwith you lot i can nevver be quite sure the extent of wwhats all goin up in yer pans but touché youvve at least been forthcomin thus far if not a little bit distasteful
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
yeah sure keep tellin yerself that if it makes you feel better but wwere all cut from the same fuckin cloth an wwe all die the same fuckin wway so maybe get off your goddamn high horse you insufferable prick
D --> No, I think it is quite plainly obvious we die in different fashions D --> You will die sad and alone, and it will be a just death D --> When I die it will be heroic and I will do it surrounded by and for the people who love and care for me as I do them D --> We may both be of the same cloth D --> But mine shall be a part of a greater and beautiful whole D --> While you shall forever be delegated to being a piece of scrap fabric one uses to wipe up filth
good god man yer soundin almost as sappy as kar right knoww you knoww that like seriously lowwblood levvels of damn near pityable here and you call yourself a goddamn highblood it aint any of yer goddamn business wwhere or howw ivve died and it aint any of yer business speculatin that shit either ivve got my owwn circles and my owwn goals an thats all i fuckin need sure as hell dont need any of your goddamn saintly nonsense so wwhy dont you eat some dirt like the rest of the landlubbers ifn yer gonna be so goddamn cozied up to them sheesh
D --> You mistake gentleness for weakness D --> A f001ish move to make against one who has to be gentle lest the world break under his fingers
yeah an i had to haul ass evvery single fuckin day to feed an insatiable beast or the entire planet wwould literally explode wwe all got problems no one givves a shit about yours besides your wwhole thing is bein like a shitty pacifist anywway aint that wwhy you make those battlebots or wwhatevver the fuck god forbid you punch another troll talk about bein fuckin lame
D --> I do not kill because I am STRONG enough to solve my problems in other ways D --> You are weak and do not consider changing that so you will remain as you are D --> Miserable
dont really need to change wwhat wworks noww do i yknoww wwhat they say if it aint broke dont fix it for your information im doin jus fuckin fine so quit talkin like you knoww me an my emotional state aint gonna get you fuckin anywwhere
D --> You are a poor liar D --> Perhaps you are even worse at detecting them if you tr001y believe yourself
as long as she dont see my library im fine #vvagueposting
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
Oh erisolsprite you have such a notorious potty mouth. Someones going to give you a boatload of soap for that kind of talking!
FUCK. IS FOR FAILURE!!!!!!!!!! WAIT. F IS FOR FAILURE! WHICH IS ALSO!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRST LETTER OF FUCK! AND AS YOUR HOMEROOM SCREECHER. I FAIL YOU!!!!!!!
yeah i left wwriggler schoolfeedin ages ago so you havve no authority ovver me actually eat dirt
geh. YOU!!!! ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT! SOMEBODY!!!!!! CALL THE DRONES! THIS IS SEADWELLER ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divergent eridan • he died but he's fine now • currently living in a post-scratch earth and hating every minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (we all been known) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's never anything personal he just hates everybody • i used to RP as #fishyhipster on tumblr • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
ughhhhh its too fuckin bright outside im goin back to the cupe
wordddddz bbygrl imma take da PHATTEST nap on that note
betwween the last knowwn physical manuscript from the age of the signless all the wway up to the first documented historical records of the age of the empress theres approximately twwo thousand swweeps of lost time thats completely unaccounted for see they wwanna make you think that things havve been this wway for functionally forevver but you knoww it gets mightly suspicious wwhen they also make it illegal to owwn any documents or manuscripts past a certain swweepdate almost like they be tryin to hide wwhatevver the hell wwent dowwn durin alla those dark ages some people evven speculate that it wwas a rightful revvolution wwhat been wwiped out from historical records for good reason guess wwell nevver really knoww but its an interestin tidbid nonetheless #history #oceanthoughts
anyone else hear someone blowin hot air out they blowhole rn or just me
yeah i considered it but i try to not be barkin up random trees wwith an entire novvella of questions to some fucker i dont evven really knoww jus feels like it wwouldnt be taken in the right wway yknoww
You stated you know the Signless, I was one of his inner circle.. his Disciple who recorded his scriptures and life. Adults and wrigglers were all together on Alternia in my time!
Are y9u aware y9ur ancest9r is an active Chittr user? D9 I need t9 alert her t9 y9ur 6ehavi9r?
my ancestor is a snore bore ass ho she can take her phone and stuff it up her bass
ok i dont like KNOWW knoww him he wwas like an urban legend that a wwhole bunch of people didnt evven consider to be a real thing and wwas more colloquially knowwn as the sufferer but you knoww howw it is it only takes one impressivvely inspirin story to get stuck in peoples heads and suddenly theres ideas runnin rampant about wwhat the meanin behind all of it coulda been and howw much of it actually happened and howw much of it really mattered but you like ACTUALLY actually kneww him thats really cool i aint gonna lie shit musta looked a wwhole lot different back then huh
It did! We didn't have community spaces in written form like this, though the technology probably could have worked to make some.. technology wasn't my forte, though, that was Psii's thing. From what I can tell, Alternia was a lot less tamed in my time than the one you know!
like no online spaces at all huh i guess that makes sense i mean it wwas a long ass fuckin time ago but thats still kinda wwild to think about it really does feel like technology has jus been around forevver evven though logically i knoww thats not the case crazy to evven think about an alternia thats less industrialized and more growwn ovver for lack of a better descriptor an here i wwas thinkin our modern day forests wwere bad id um lovve to pick your brain more about some thoughts and questions that ivve had rattlin around about the wway back wwhen sometime later if you find yerself wwith a handful of minutes to spare maybe
I find myself with an eternity to spare and share with those who have ears and hearts open. Please feel free to ask any question of me.
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me