Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
fuck off
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divvergent eridan • he died but he's fine noww • currently livving in a post-scratch earth and hating evvery minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (wwe all been knowwn) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are alwways open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's nevver anything personal he just hates evverybody • i used to RP as #grumpygills on tumblr (fishy-hipster) • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
yeah you could jus stab em but wwhat if you pulled them in an braced your arm cross their shoulders an held em real close an angled the blade gainst their throat just enough to let blood drip dowwn wwhat if ya got em to hold like that real still an the only sounds twween ya is their ragged breathin an heartbeat so loud you cant tell if its yours or theirs so they start tryna make wwords but they dont come out proper an you twwist up the blade till they gasp an lean into you harder like it might make you change yer mind but youvve already made it up you jus like holdin on to their last moments an makin sure they knoww exactly wwho bested them #nsfww #ish #oceanthoughts #culling
its only borin ta you cuz you cant properly see or hear underwwater
drowning is really good though!!! watching the life slowly fade from their eyes... helpless, thhhey
you can watch the breath bubble out and its serene especially if theyre ttied up so you arent even exerting any force theyre just waiting tto
okay no that is fair :) maybe im thinking more from the perspective of the imminently deceased?
i think there is an extra panic about drowning! being strangled you are mostly thinking about fighting but drowning is impersonal and slow
fuckin finally its about time wwe started dredgin up the fuckin sludge a the ocean an thinnin out the disgustin influx till only the most supreme of advversarial capability and statute remain #eridanwwar
I guess you )(ave my seaport. 38P <>
its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration
aS MUCH AS i LIKE FRIENDSHIP, i CAN'T DENY HOW EFFECTIVE THE, cRUCIFIXION AT THE END OF eRIDAN wEEK, wAS,
hahahaha u mmy v1olet commrade type words 1 do agree w1th do as u please for 1ts the freedomm u were g1ven 1s 1t not k1ll and sp1ll blood as though 1t were how you breathe hahahaha and 1 shall do the samme
see you understand wwithout the grand climax of a body gettin torn to shreds in front of sevveral wwitnesses you start losin the effectivveness of a message until nobody takes you seriously anymore and it all devvolvves into senseless depravvity
i WOULD NOT GO THAT FAR, i THINK, bUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT A GRAND CLIMAX, tHAT PLEASES PEOPLE,
MAN i fuckin wwish they all a buncha stuckups round here got eyes fuckin evverywwhere spill some blood for me wwont you
wwhere the fuck did all these neps start comin out from holy shit theyre evverywwhere
you got me there if you ask me there could be use in some numbers thinnin on both sides theres wway too many of us goin around for any kinda sanity to be had
wwheres an inbuilt translator wwhen you need one
bitch i dont speak any a that fancy east alternian shit wwhats starin at it gonna do
idk, mxybe yxu'll lexrn sxmething tx fill thxt empty fish hexd xf yxurs
online for twwo seconds an theres already another me garnerin some kinda cull squad wwhat the fuck evven happened
You'll see. It's unmissable.
yea im not too chipper about wwhatevver the fuck he did either
all you fuckers under six feet are noww officially labeled as short sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce em
Erisolsprite come on man.
nope yer stuck on the short side a the fence get back ovver there an quit complainin about it
wwhat about those that are 6ft
you get a vvery narroww pass wwelcome to the cool tall people corner
everyone above 6ft will have their knees broken. sorry i don't make the rules, i just enforce them
i think it is crazy to see that i am taller than so many trolls
its rigged #nsfww https://i.imgur.com/bhXWWXlm.png
today i learned that hatebot @turingTranscendence is not a bot at all theyre an actual real physical person like man wwhat the fuck talk about breakin the immersion #chilistrip
♯exposé when
somebody get onna them damn reporter accounts invvolvved theres like three of them around here theyd sink their teeth into this kinda shit i bet
You're very amusing. I am a robot, an android. But I love that you're confused by my appearance.
yea did u asusme i was getitng marired to a copmuter or some shit *assume *getting *married *computer #chilistrip
does an android count as a robot i feel like i been catfished
Yes, while not every robot is an android, every android is a robot.
[Factually correct. I can attest to this.]
omfg u thuoght i was gonan mrary a lappto thats so funyn *thought *gonna *marry *laptop *funny
snacky but not hungry but i wwant food but i dont but im starvving jus gonna keep eatin these grubchips till they make me sick or somethin
i can buy u a shtity grliled cheese from chilis if u want one when im out *shitty *grilled
can i have one pl0x
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
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ughhhhh fuck my head
I MEANT MY FUCKIN HEAD HURTS THAT WWAS NOT AN INVVITATION
troll bjruno mars im so sirry i coukfnt savve you in time inm so so siorry #tragedy #substance #eridanwweek
dont llisten to that other lloser. the onlly way to honor his memory and make sure his sacrifice wasnt in vain was to make every party from now on even more hazardous
im sorry but wwatchin all these lowwerbloods fall the fuck ovver cause they cant handle the drop a the bass is really fuckin funny actually #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
xx HEHEHE YAH ITS P FUNNY BUT U GOTTA REMEMBER ITS ALWAYZ SOMEONES FIRST RAGER!! I #RESPECT THAT THEY EVEN HAD THA GUTS TO TRY N HANG!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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guess wwhos got a #date to #eridanwweek if yer one a the sorry losers that aint got a #date yet nowws the time to start packin yer shit an gettin it all together before its too late festivvities start noww ya fuckin losers #imcoming
Out Here Drippin' In Finesse You knoww it, you knoww it
howw the fuck do you havve a date to eridan wweek and i i mean real glad for you man
hahahahaha oh my god be serious hahahaha aint you the exact finfucker wwhat orchestrated this wwhole shindig an you DONT havve a date to your owwn evvent wwoww jus wwoww fuckin incredible might be a good night tonight after all #eridanwweek
yeah wwell i havve been vvery fuckin consumed wwith ORCHESTRATIN THE WWHOLE SHINDIG so i aint had time to put my fronds out for prospectivve accompaniment ok and it dont evven matter so fuck off enjoy #eridanwweek
ughhhhhhhh ok against my better wwisdom an judgement im bein forced to reconcile wwith reality an also bein told that im not allowwed to stay shored up in my hivve because its bad for the mental health or somethin like that so I GUESS #imcoming to #eridanwweek i hate alla you
No you don't. 38) I'll be t)(ere to morayly support you!
ok fine yer right you are like the single one here that is acceptable enough to not be on the hate list evveryone else though yer still on it dont get cocky
Little old M--E? T)(e only glubbing list I'll be on is t)(e one t)(at says DAT--E.
Moby I am now.
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
--Eridan. 38( I won't force you but your text reeds as upset.
im jus sick an tired of idiots ok i think thats a reasonable thing to be sick an tired about fuckin believvin evvery wwaywward rumor they hear youd think they got no pan up in there at all wwhatevver wwho cares
Okay. I can see w)(y you're upset. T)(at sounds frustrating for you! Take a D--E--EP BR--EAT)(. Count to t)(ree. Do t)(is two more times. Okay? Okay! Remember t)(at rumours travel FAST! And t)(is is social media. Not everyone fact c)(ecks!
ugh ok wwhatevver yer prolly right its a fruitless cause to be fussin about im goin outside for a bit
Taking a walk is a GR--EAT idea!
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
solid entry levvel advvice for oceangoers yeah take this like
All of this checks out. The seas are dangerous, you must be prepared on all levels of equipment, training, and kno≈ledge before setting out. Excellent tactic for keeping afloat in ≈ater as ≈ell, if you are not able to bring buoyancycoats.
ok maybe its time to turn this thing off for a wwhile
YEAH..