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drowning is really good though!!! watching the life slowly fade from their eyes... helpless, thhhey
maybe even broadcast it for any future would-be assassins!!
yeah!! sometimes you reeeeally have to let it sink in :)
KUDOS! ❤︎
oh thats a fun death thank you for sharing eridan :)
ANYWAY. The real dealie this go around. Worst to best. A ranking of the first several Jane Crocker Creator Music Video edits I can find online after a shallow, perfunctory skim: 6.) DANGEROUS WOMAN by ARIANA GRANDE - Worst one. This song was so misplaced it actually scored a chuckle out of me. I GUESS I could find some flattery in the association, but neither the lyrics nor the energy of the instrumental feel all that synchronized with who I am as a person. 5.) HIP TO BE SQUARE by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS - I get it already. The yuppie jokes. The American Psycho. It's me, allegedly. Barring the cinematic comparisons, I disagree with the sense of complacency in Huey's lines as he's tamped down into the constraints of working class society. Do I LOOK like a middle management salaryman with mustard on his tie? It's not even remotely the same thing. 4.) ALL EYES ON ME by OR3O - It's my impression that this is some fansong for a piece of media with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't really get how it applies to me. I like the electroswing. It's fine. 3.) USING YOU by MARS ARGO - Admittedly a song I already enjoy and listen to in my leisuretime. Not even a dynamic which I would disown, but I refuse to dignify WHICH Creator the original poster designated "my boy." :| 2.) STILL ALIVE by GLaDOS, I guess? - NOW into the meat of the stuff. I can absolutely see how we arrived to this juncture. The piece is as charming now as it was in 2007. She is just so smarmy. <3 1.) JANE! by THE LONG FACES - ... No notes. I like it. Her Life's work WAS in fact dirtied by the fools who adore her.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE CHART. YOU'LL SEE. MY STANDARDS ARE EXACTING. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/GZYZKQQ1/IMAGE.PNG
viØlence.
I guess you )(ave my seaport. 38P <>
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This is voting now? I was hoping to see you tear one another apart. I was at the edge of my seat. Cowardly not to tag @cesarianAqueduct however.
i WOULD NOT GO THAT FAR, i THINK, bUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT A GRAND CLIMAX, tHAT PLEASES PEOPLE,
hahahaha u mmy v1olet commrade type words 1 do agree w1th do as u please for 1ts the freedomm u were g1ven 1s 1t not k1ll and sp1ll blood as though 1t were how you breathe hahahaha and 1 shall do the samme
aS MUCH AS i LIKE FRIENDSHIP, i CAN'T DENY HOW EFFECTIVE THE, cRUCIFIXION AT THE END OF eRIDAN wEEK, wAS,
Guns. React if you agree.
i will kill again.
to be born a vviolet today is to be a patrician in the 5th century imperium romanum surrounded by mongrels browwbeaten by the wwoke cult an condemned to a lifetime a nevver endin decay
hhnnmn, hgguuh l hhatw thls p alcw... https://cdn...lmgchwst...com/fllws/8wf9df7332af...png #art
I still find myself reflecting on the photographs of the Artemis II that one of my alternates posted and getting a little 8it sentimental. It's wonderful watching earthlings slowly and gradually work their way through space. The last fly-8y around their lunar satellite was fifty years ago, and I find it really endearing how excited they were. It leads one to remem8er that at some point, even trollkind were taking their first few hesitant steps 8eyond our cosmos, and it's easy to take that 8eginning for granted when we were a starfaring civilization for hundreds of sweeps longer than humans. There was a time where, however 8rief, we looked up at the moon(or moons, depending on who you asked) and wished to see what we looked like from its perspective.
lowkey im judging ✟he way some of u guys ✟ake care of ur vehicles when u bring i✟ in✟o my shop she deserves be✟✟er bro ge✟ ur ✟rash ou✟ of her
aight i got R-E-EL BUSIN-ESS to attend to tonight i betta not come back online later to no nonsense
꩜Going to the olive gardeN. Can’t wait to see how many breadsticks i can eat this timE.꩜
W)(ale, now t)(at t)(at's settled- C)(ittr! It's almost Call Out Cutie Friday! Do we )(ave any nomanatees? 38D
u dont gotta tell me im yo fav i alreedy kno 3B-)c
u knwo what fiar i cant fualt u for that *know *fair *fault
#substance save me save me #substance
"respect me" yØu cry. which is sadder. pathetic. i have decided tØ respect yØu even less fØr it.
V^ 2/3 0f my hivemates can fly and s0metimes I r0und a c0rner and catch 0ne 0f them fl0ating and d0ing s0mething that definitely d0esn't require fl0ating. =:/ ^V
i think it is crazy to see that i am taller than so many trolls
reply with your height for a visualizer of us side by side! 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, height difference, #nsfw, size difference, im quite tall for a rustblood gomen, im up a few molts on most of you, archive rating: M)
wwhat about those that are 6ft
uHH,,, tHOUGHTS,,? EHEHE, mAKEUP IS WEIRD, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/4F813DEF6EC7C2A0E1ED903A841085A4.PNG ((Art credit to sxae))
4ll 1'm s4y1ng. 1f #sh3 g3ts Dom1n4nt 4nyth1ng, 1t must b3 4 l13 4nd th3 t3st 1s r1gg3d.
sorta goofy w)(en peeps act all proud sayin t)(ey made me mad n im be)(ind da screen laug)(in
♯gather them
♯exposé when
~hot take: troll chili’s is gross actually
u should join us unless u still want me to like birng u a girlled cheese inseated *bring *grilled *instead @caligulasAquarium#9845
aight ill birng it to u in a lil bit *bring
FEFERI SPECIFICALLY IS INVITED TO CHILIS. ALSO THE DAVE'S WHO LIKE THE CHEAP CHEESE ON THEIR GRILLED CHEESE.
@kantankerousFuse is taking us to Wendy's!!! 38D
theres too many eridans you need to be more specific
i can agree on hating litter
a friend of mine said i should try flarp / is it fun?
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN ERIDANWEEK END CREDITS WITH A DISCLAIMER IN TEXT "EVERYONE WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EVENT."
To an untrained eye, he may look quite imitating. However, his aura is quite understanding and calm. I enjoy him.
Let's say )(ello to t)(e beetle of t)(e sea! T)(e giant isopod! T)(ey're like pill bugs, but bigger and cuter. 38) )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/li2zd5.png Look at t)(is innocent little guy. #beetleposting
SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW
Gentle reminder that somewhere in the ocean outside of gods Vision, this thing exists https://mallory-kelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/screenshot_20210303-1455277e2.png?w=860
UGH I HATE HOW RIGHT SHE IS. I'M SITTING HERE ON A WORLD I HELPED CREATE, STARING INTO AN UNFAMILIAR SUN IN THE DAY AND AT UNFAMILIAR STARS AT NIGHT AND WATCHING ALL THESE LITTLE GODLINGS PRANCE AROUND DOING IMPORTANT SHIT AND ALL I CAN THINK IS GOD DAMN ALTERNIA KICKED ASS. IT WASN'T PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTOOD IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS- THE COLORS ARE ALL WRONG AND NOTHING EVEN TRIES TO EAT YOU IF YOU WANDER OFF OF AN IMPERIAL APPROVED PATH.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
<body> ** you wish. you fucking wish you were me. ((art by my gf)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/246e0b1fd853.png </body>
My voice is gone today. Screamed too loud at #EridanWeek.
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
dirk needs to hit jake with the good ol dick twist if he wants to fucking win! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT MAN #eridanweek #nsfw ish
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
#BIGFATA$$ privat viewing pawty was a sma$$h HIT ! cummin 2 da publix tmw xo) on chit && trolltube keep ya peeperz out && GIT REDDY 2 SLAM
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! An attend33 at #erdianw33k has approached us purrivately to confess to something absomewtely DEVIOUS! "Yeah so Jane Crocker just came up to me in the crowd and I was giving out some edibles to my friends and I totally just fed her a sugar cube laced with fent myself like a horse lmao." IS @gutsyGumshoe HIGH AT HER OWN EVENT?! #substances https://i.imgur.com/JYhXZ6Y.png
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
maybe i should start ♯killingpeople
>([we t#e only motion in t#is ocean and some of yall wanna go back to land fr]
)(ello C)(ittr! )(appy Normal Day! )(ow normal are we feeling? I'm as normal as can be!!! 38D Time for a normal affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I feel normal today.' #aprilnormalday
:33 < Siiiigh.. some part of me misses hunting for spurrort...
:33 < thank goodness! :33 < my chemeowcal quadrant is still performing today arent they? :33 < i am looking forward for more musical fun!
1 would'v3 mourn3d.
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Did we revive troll Bruno Mars yet by the way
Your name is Lolcow Peachs. You enjoy the simplicity of grave robbing from decomposed troll bodys to collect their bones after the muscle and tissue has long melted off, you like plants but can never remember to water them so they wilt, you like to record yourself for your fans online! Theyre pretty mean but they laugh at your reactions so theyre not that bad, and you also enjoy talking to your friends all day and doing nothing productive besides that. You make jewelery with the bones you collect at the very least! The prettiest little necklaces, bracelets and rings to show off to alot of people. You were formerly known in the low blood Punk and rave spaces before breaking your arm, playing the guitar and getting MAD NOOK in your prime. You dont really count as popular any more though, and you never recorded any of your songs to be released due to high blood plagerism. The only lasting records of your old music are in the hands of fans who recorded it. Your Lusis isnt in the picture. They were a large fluffy cow but they abandoned you like a sweep ago because they believed you were unfit to take care of them. It is all your fault theyre gone. Do you remember what she looked like? I mean...they might have been an off white in the fur, they liked eating rose petals so their lips were always red like lipstick...its hard to remember anything else. You miss your mom. You miss her so bad. You cant be alone here anylonger. Maybe youll live with one of your friends for a bit.... You live in a mausoleum in the middle of a graveyard and use revolvers as your weapons. you have a keen interest in troll fire arms and their uses.
[i dont like littering littering is evil i wouuld never]
thx for takin me home from #eridanweek evem tho i am tipysy also srry if this is the wrngo eridan im havin ahard tiem tyipg @caligulasAquarium#9845 *even *tipsy *wrong *time *typing
[[ranking bones for jewelry final part!...] [THESE ARE ALLEGID! ESPECIALLY THESE ARE ALLEGID!] Violet blood bones: theyre like super smooth like fish bones. ive only seen 1 or 2 and they washed up on the beach. (i know im not allowed on the beach i was sneaky). i took them and theyre mounted on my wall. i give them grace and humility. 9/10 cus theyre really pointy and i dont like that.] [Fuschia blood bones: It was a windy night when i found it. Cold, I was so cold. searching for a new bone to scavange. I found something. Something burried in the very centre of the grave yard with flowers upon flowers piled ontop. I dug it up, and it was gorgiouse. it glissoned like gold. a shine upon it that was heavenly. I realised it was a fuschias bones. I couldnt desicrate such a thing! i couldnt! It felt so nice on the skin, so smooth and rich to the touch...i simply had to take it hive. A shrine i made for it. ive not a clue how old it is, if it is hold, the bones aged like wine. i couldnt make anything from it. I keep candles around it, and treat it with reverence. 10/10 human bones: 2/10 the texture is weird but i keep the teeth and fingers cus theyre fun. mutant blood bones: theyre a mixed bag and kinda depends? I keep them in my missilaniouse pile and are impossible to rank due to their inconsistancies. final #boneslore post...follow and like please]
(^･ω･^) < I RECORDED THE WHOLE TROLL GAGA CONCERT!!! WILL BE UPLOADING IT SHORTLY!!! #eridanw33k #Trollgaga #fuckyeathatwasawesome
Glub. #sotiredtoday #sailormoonandc)(ill
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
got myself a cape at #eridanweek! ill take sum pics of me wearin it later :3
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
i'm a trans woman / in case you were curious
:33 < loads of stuff to get at #eridanw33k! :33 < i got new apparel, i got posters :33 < and the food? so much FOOD! :33 < i bagged myself these scrumptious grubdogs if i can say so myself :33 < what a huge success! :DD
watchin u crush dat trolls head wuz so hot~ :)
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
oOH i THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO, sET UP FOR tROLL, bRUNO mARS'S'S, sET, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #bOUNCINGoNiT
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
trampolines have just arrived. tick tock people.
#gETTINGwET AT THE SHOOTY WATER TARGET GAME, aT, #eRIDANwEEK, HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ERIDANWWEEK
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
1t's f1n4l. 1 w1ll 4tt3nd D4y 2 of #3r1d4nw33k
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
lets not be rash
you are missin evverything
Anyone Who Grew Up On Alternia Would Hear Tales Of Her Massive Propensity Towards Violence Against Troll Celine Dion And Assorted Others Its Very Standard Fare For Us At This Point
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
i survived light one of #eridanwwwweek and all i got wwwwas this hangover and folykls autograph on mmmmy forehead #substances
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
dont llisten to that other lloser. the onlly way to honor his memory and make sure his sacrifice wasnt in vain was to make every party from now on even more hazardous
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
W3 W1LL 4LL R3M3MB3R YOUR S4CR1F1C3, TROLL BRUNO M4RS. W3 W1LL NOT FORG3T!!!! >:'[
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
down wit da woke mob
repre fxxkin ZENT troll bmarz frm da crowd tmr w dat offi$$hal merch btw #uknoit #eridanweek or get a memorial tat at da big top tent mxrder cxlt eXXXclusive V I P proceedz goin 2 da resurrection costs or w/e u kno life aint cheap xo)
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
wwe wwill tighten security ahead a your upcomin vvisit rankmaid
NO. NOT TROLL BRUNO M4RS. TH3 M1L1T4RY MUST P4Y.
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
Yeah I Think One Day Of #eridanweek Was Enough Excitement For Me Holy Shit
okay i savwed one of the trampolines novw i just gotta figure out this genie wvish
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @eridanweek threshcutioners are all dead. my god. troll bruno mars is dead. ]
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars last words were, "Hey... at least I can Die With A Smile To... Tonight." ]
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
what the hell is going on with this #eridanweek shit and can i join in or did i miss something huge
tHE AFTERPARTY, iS GOING STRONG THE LINK IS, iN MY PROFILE, a FEW POSTS, dOWN!
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek
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MAYBE THE SEADWELLERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING, AND THAT THING IS: partying.
For all those untraumatized by the attempted (and successful) temporary assassination of Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek to be posting about it on Chittr, there are complimentary refreshments being served in the food court for the next hour.
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o
Whats the body count at this concerrt so farr
<' oh! hooray! i will make sure 2 go when i get the chance! i can't wait 2 listen 2 music and get horrifically maimed! '>
ill fuckin kill you if you do that but yeah evveryone keep a ganderbulb out for the afterparty
nevamind )(appy erifin week #eridanweek #crockercorp #enjoy
(^･ω･^) < I AM STREAMING IT!!! JUST WATCH MY STREAM!!! #ERIDANW33K
marvus is playing at #eridanweek ? fuck can't believe i'm missing out
No such posts. Fake news.
Free healthcare will be provided to individuals injured, maimed, or accosted at #EridanWeek.
>([#eridanweek rules idk wtf yall are talking abt i just took a selfie wit# troll bruno mars w#ile we ate funnel cakes]
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
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xx HEHEHE YAH ITS P FUNNY BUT U GOTTA REMEMBER ITS ALWAYZ SOMEONES FIRST RAGER!! I #RESPECT THAT THEY EVEN HAD THA GUTS TO TRY N HANG!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
I t)(ink )(e sounds GR--EAT!
🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
is this actually clowwn music howw the fuck is it good #marvvusateridanwweek
xx IM SEEING SOOO MANY PPL H8TING ON #ERIDANWEEK AND LIEK????? I DONT GET IT? Y R WE HATING ON AN XXCUSE TO HAVE A BIG PARTY WHEN WE CLD BE GETTING FUKKED UP INSTEAD? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
there are wwomen here
omg i just saw its eridan week an i am on my way nobody can stop me i only know who troll brunomars is but my god am i goin to see all the ppl an trolls #eridanweek #letsparty!
this wweek is goin to be so awwesomeslime
Complimentary resurrection available at the MEDICAL TENT at #eridanweek. Simply toss your companion's cadaver and/or severed portions off and they will be returned to you for additional festivities in three hours or less. *Cadavers will be reanimated in the order which they are received.
howw the fuck do you havve a date to eridan wweek and i i mean real glad for you man
A weeklong festival celebrating a member of this planet's beloved pantheon of Creator gods. Interdimensional guests welcome. Transportation provided all gratis.
Happy #Eridanweek to everyone attending!
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
Got one )(ook, line and SINK--ER. #eridanweek #butforreel #)(essosweet
Out Here Drippin' In Finesse You knoww it, you knoww it
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here im gonna be jake: wow i love when a jaunty little ditty jollies my rodger and sets it ablaze yep theres nothing like some good tunage to rumble your pumpkins and slap them through the patch to be true
Moby I am now.
Little old M--E? T)(e only glubbing list I'll be on is t)(e one t)(at says DAT--E.
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i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
A 8rief sketch of who I am, just in case anyone is tempted to take the Doctor’s “advert” as a cue to end my life. For five centuries I have survived the 8lood‑soaked lands of the gladi8torial pits that is the Imperial Navy. When my moirail, then of a higher caste, was cast out and pursued 8y an entire troupe of clown laughassassins, I turned the ta8les and slew them all. L8ter, my kismesis, the very schemer who now mirrors the Doctor’s current machin8tions 8y cowardly seeking a 8ounty on my head than confront me head on; I heard rumours of his death shortly thereafter. When a legerac8tor arrived at the order of the Grand High8lood himself, mounted upon a dragon that served as her lusus, to imprison me for my re8ellious deeds, I turned my execution d8te into hers and claimed the 8east as my own. For anyone else still with the desire to 'apprehend' me with hopes of succeeding. I stand nine feet tall, my fangs long enough to 8ite clean through a neck and drive straight into a heart. I need no sword to rid you. I look forward to hearing from you. I have awaited many centuries for a newer, platonic rival to prove a challenge 8ut their incompetence have all come up short. #gore #violence
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K!// your ne!ghbor.
Taking a walk is a GR--EAT idea!
~notice hovv everyone hating my chitts are lovvbloods? interesting…
// Nothing embarrassing about that! That just showvs dedication and lovwe for the character! I'vwe been wvriting cronus since 2018 (wvhen I joined), and he's nothing like canon, a lot more mature a bit more levwel-headed. but characters change wvith growvth and ovwertime! And the character growvs wvith you as a person!
// OOC Question: How long have you been writing your muse/oc? If you write an oc did they start as a canon character? For canon writers: How much have they changed since you started writing? General question: How close to canon do you want to be?
Ain't technology that's in alpha terrible and buggy?
// Thank you for being understanding, and thank you! I'm just easily bothered by disgust about peoples bodies! It's just me a me thing! Again thank you!!
// Gonna stop here! I don't like this at all, so i'm disengaging here!
((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))
All of this checks out. The seas are dangerous, you must be prepared on all levels of equipment, training, and kno≈ledge before setting out. Excellent tactic for keeping afloat in ≈ater as ≈ell, if you are not able to bring buoyancycoats.
solid entry levvel advvice for oceangoers yeah take this like
38D
It Is Important To Be Armed At All Times. This Is Vhy I Conceal As Many Blades Vithin My Clothing As Possible. Even My Hair Pins Are Veapons.
For that to hurt, I would first have to care a8out a man who looks every part a fly.
:33 < it is time for hunting tips with nepeta leijon again! :33 < as fun and tempting as it is to pounce on your prey silly nilly :33 < claws out and just ripping that sunnuva scritch to bits :33 < and you let the thrill of the hunt engulf you and let blood splatter on your face X33 :33 < the best approach to hunting is the element of surpurrise! :33 < silence your devices and dont wear loud footwear like a dummyhead cuz theyll hear you :33 < and once your prey lets their guard down… :33 < wuh-pow! thats when you strike!
ROTS THE MOTHERFUCKING BRAIN.
T)(ank you for considering it. We can give it a try and sea )(ow it goes. If it doesn't work, I won't tell you off ever again. Deal?
((idk why but i'm cracking up that your chitt got turbo hated it was so uncontroversial LMAOOOOO.))
((Two Amporas, the Hal who hates everything and a Sollux. Notorious haters all. Equius is just shaking his head like a disappointed parent))
~im finally avvake and look at the vievv https://files.catbox.moe/jhmip9.jpeg
The gre@test mot!v@t!on to g@!n know/edge !s @nd w!// @/w@ys be sp!te.
! h@ve m@de sever@/. They @re qu!te enjoy@b/e.
Thought of @ new w@y to @tt@ck my ne!ghbors. Bu!/d @ contr@pt!on to throw bou/ders @t the!r he@ds.
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
Careful of entering a religion which appeals to your Mirth, for they wear painted disguise for a reason and under its pallid stain is only Misery.
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
yeah agreed though i cant say that im the biggest fan of clowns to begin with
what the fuck have i started shut up all of you.
that wasn't an excuse for people to chime in on their clown opinions. i don't need to hear from clown asslickers.
clown hatred back on the timeline. the world is okay again.
I t)(ink I'm ready. #sot)(atst)(at #ivegotsomepackingtodo
T)(is )(as been very cat)(artic at t)(e very least. It's been good glubbing wit)( you. And by you, I mean one of you w)(o seems to )(ave t)(eir pan properly on t)(eir s)(oulders. Don't be a stranger, --Eridan. 38)
I think maybe you ought to prune these sort of thoughts before you post them because i can see them thank you.
T)(at's probubbly w)(y I )(aven't left. I know very well t)(at not everyone's experiences were t)(at great. But before it all it was just me and you! And I loved --EV--ERY MOM--ENT of it. But )(ere, I can c)(oose )(ow muc)( responsibility I )(ave. And t)(ere's no one expecting anyt)(ing of me. I like to t)(ink of it as an extended )(oliday! 38D
If you mean by t)(e rest of t)(e game, t)(ere's abs)(oalutely no worry for t)(at. In fact I could leave anytime I absolutely want to! But, t)(is circles us back to t)(e reason. T)(ere )(asn't been quite one to leave for good just yet. T)(oug)( I was never --Empress, I like to pretend I )(ave a little empire rig)(t )(ere. It's a little wriggleris)( of me, but )(ealt)(y coping strategies and all t)(at! 38) #t)(eywouldbefine #denialisalongriver
If I do leave LODAG. . . And I C--ERTAINLY plan on leaving LODAG!!! I want it to be for t)(e rig)(t reason, you know? I want to make s)(ore I test t)(e waters before I go diving RIG)(T IN. T)(at, and I need room for w)(erever I go for all of my little consorts. I can't just leave t)(em )(ere all by t)(emselves! 380!!! #t)(ankyou #t)(atmeanssomuc)(tome
~i haven’t seen a single semi-normal mustardblood on this site. just an observation
T)(at's t)(e t)(ing, I'm not s)(ore w)(at I'm looking for at t)(e moment. Moby I'll be lucky enoug)( to find it )(ere. So far it's found me pleasant conversation. #t)(ankfulfort)(elittlet)(ings #soitsnott)(atquiettonig)(t
Porterhouse, rare. Eggs, over easy. Single malt scotch, NO ICE. Strawberry shortcake. How is everyone else's evening faring.
Whoopsies! It will NOT happened again bro my dearest apologies.
Unfortunately actually fuck with the vibe of this.
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
JESUS CHRIST ARE WE KINNING EARTH COUNTRIES NOW??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU TROLLS. I HOPE YOU GET CULLED.
geh. YOU!!!! ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT! SOMEBODY!!!!!! CALL THE DRONES! THIS IS SEADWELLER ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
purplebl𖦹𖦹ds and their cl𖦹wnish wannabees dni
I agree entirely! Even if by all technicality they "fit," unless the cut is such as to mold tightly to your figure, they plumb never fall exactly the way they're meant to. Certainly not if you have larger dimensions in any area of your body.
That's true. Gut punch 'em next time I see 'em.
Speaking of punching things, my punching bag came in today finally. I gotta draw an evil face on it so I know it must be punished.
X I’m saying this with as much unbiased honesty as I can physically muster. This shirt is going to get you killed if worn in public. x
wordddddz bbygrl imma take da PHATTEST nap on that note
I find myself with an eternity to spare and share with those who have ears and hearts open. Please feel free to ask any question of me.
It did! We didn't have community spaces in written form like this, though the technology probably could have worked to make some.. technology wasn't my forte, though, that was Psii's thing. From what I can tell, Alternia was a lot less tamed in my time than the one you know!
You stated you know the Signless, I was one of his inner circle.. his Disciple who recorded his scriptures and life. Adults and wrigglers were all together on Alternia in my time!
Please, s9me 9f us are trying t9 have a mature discussi9n here. There are plenty 9f 9ther Chittr p9sts if y9u'd prefer t9 keep 6eing #unseri9us.
Speak f9r y9urself, Meenah. I f9und this write up t9 6e very intriguing and w9uld l9ve t9 learn m9re a69ut the su6ject if p9ssi6le. Unf9rtunately, I'm unaware 9f any similar gaps in 6ef9ran hist9ry s9 I cann9t pr9vide any meaningful speculati9n 6ased 9n c9vergent similarities in 9ur hist9ries, 6ut y9ur p9int 9n rev9luti9n seems a69ut right fr9m what I d9 kn9w 9f Alternian hist9ry. Perhaps y9u c9uld ask ar9und am9ng s9me 9f the 9lder tr9lls wh9 frequent this platf9rm?
There was one. A young Cavalreaper named the Summoner.. he was after my time, but I've been told he twisted the Signless' words into a war of lowbloods vs highbloods in many ways, and caused all out war. I've learned since that was the reason that all adults were forced off world into the fleets. It's always good to question things, cub.
~° It makes tracing ancestry very difficult past a certain point. ~°
♡ built with a heart broken from the start ♡
Without looking it up who can tell me the animal with the highetht blood preththure Too late you got it wrong it'th fucking me