dave strider
@turntechGodhead
so i asked the guy, do you sell seashells, and he was like, what? what are you talking about? and i go well you are by the sea, so it would make sense if you sold seashells, by the sea shore, and he
hive defense tip just be like really really really high up like on the top floor of the top floor like on the roof theyll never get you nobody can climb that many stairs trust
on the one hand its late and i should probably draw the curtains and call it quits for the night before my sanity wanes from a thin line to a snapped cord that has no hope of being repaired on the other the controller is right here in my lap and if i dont pull off these sicknasty wallglitch moves on my board i mean who will
WAKE ME UP wake me up inside CANT WAKE UP wake me up inside #lyricposting #sorry #iwasfeelingleftout #anditsstuckinmyhead #soimforcingitonyoualltoo
SAVE MEEEEEEEE! Call my name and save. Me. From. The. Dark.
you fucking get me you understand we are so tight now like glue and paper
Only cool dudes can understand cool dudes, what can I say?
hey did you know that
if it makes you feel any better i have spent exactly zero days on alternia so you actually have a leg up on me in that department
Well dont leave us hanging!
maybe ill find a way to punch in some vacation time and visit one day
What cruel trick is this.
hey did you know that i saw a bug earlier and it was really really cool i was probably originally going to say something way more profound ill be honest but the bug kind of derailed the entire train of thought and stole the whole show i mean it was a really cool bug
Why didnt you say so sooner! Ive got a prime bug collection thats itching to expand.
oh my god you guys the cool sunglasses blog followed me im famous ive achieved all my life goals i can die happy
unless you think theyre just trying to market to me but jokes on them im completely and entirely broke
okay you guys im armed and dangerous i can read anything anybody posts now look out im coming for you and im reading what youre typing be afraid
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Literally shaking in my metaphorical boots #scaredstraight #withoutthestraight
yeah thats right youd better tremble before my newfound literary prowess you cant hide anything from these orbs anymore
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i found it you guys it fell over its behind the table it also sort of spilled entirely everywhere and normally that would be a spectacular tragedy i mean really something that brings a tear to your eye over the lost potential but you know i think theres a deeper meaning this time i think its about loving something and needing to let it go to finally feel free and reminding yourself that youre not in control of everything and as scary as that is thats okay or maybe god is telling my fat ass to stop drinking so much soda because its bad for my teeth and its not a replacement for actual food even though sometimes i pretend it is because its a lot fucking easier and im still kind of scared of the stove despite knowing for a fact nothing is in there anymore and hey nobodys going to read this far on a social media site so i dont think i need to backspace that we are just going to let the thoughts keep flowing man i dont have any more of that flavor either i really liked the orange crush too damn what a shame
its that time of the night again where real things start to feel fake and fake things start to feel real now where did that half finished soda can go
၄⋆၃ real as hell turns slowly and stares at the suspixiously troll shaped shadows that keep moving out of the xorner of my ganderbulbs dot dot dot
they are probably not real and probably cant hurt you unless its past midnight then youre fucked and you should get a shotgun asap
၄⋆၃ sxratxhes my pan i think im fuxked but also i xannot be bothered to get off the floor
ah yes the classic "im absolutely fucking cooked but also i dont have enough energy to care to devise some sort of solution so i might as well enjoy the feeling of gravity until the weight of my ignorance catches up with me" play bold move if i do say so myself
oh cool were debating the morality of kidnapping thats a neat morning topic to have over this room temperature monster that i found under my bed
dont think ive ever been asked to select my blood color when signing up for a website before but fuck it we ball
damn dude i mean i guess that makes sense people do be out here lying and shit but like thats crazy having to give up a blood sample to get registered somewhere on a digital space when like the whole point of a space being digital is the fact that you can spoof yourself to be whoever you want to be while also sort of avoiding the consequences of being that person
our entire lives are categorized and monitored I think we’re used to it
i mean to be honest humans sort of have a similar thing going for them its just not strictly related to blood color and is more related to like your social security number and what websites you look up that might put you on an FBI watchlist
ohhh yeah we have that shit too I just don’t know if our hatch num8ers are like Important or not I sure fucking hope not
do you also have to memorize them and use them every time you fill out government paperwork if not then i think youre probably safe
fuck no I ain’t filling out no paperwork ever
hahahaha real shit man dont let the government know what youve been up to make them dig up that information themselves were free spirits in a wild world and we cant be tamed
I keep it real and keep it hidden until my final adult molt when I am forced into our galaxy conquering fleet as canon fodder