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Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink it d0ez. tth0ugh y0u zh0u|d ttry tthe z|ime at |eazt 0nce. f0r zcience. [END MESSAGE]
yes good good
try it
ohh okay makes sense! i get the sbahjo part but why sticky
that sure is a lot of the name dave in one paragraph! also why is your name sticky sbahjo
youre like that picture of obama giving obama a medal right now but youre obama and my you is the obama getting a medal
im also the only one of my friends with a drivers license even though dave owns a car. he bought it so he can put it in his sylladex and bring it places to sit on the hood and take pictures that he mails to us just so we have to go through all the trouble of opening an envelope to see them
Alright chittr, you asked, we plan to deliver. TOMORROW, the INTERDIMENSIONAL GUTTERCADE will be opening its doors to all the freaks, geeks, and people who fall somewhere between 4 a reduced price! 4 CAEGARS will buy you 4 hours of PURE UNADULTERATED ALTERNIAN FUN! Keep an eye on the timeline, cuz we gotta upgrade the plumbing to make sure it can handle human waste just as well as troll. #GUTTERCADE #ChittrDiscount #444
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
Poor Sticky! Alas, I knew him... vaguely. :B
You are so good at saying bullshit, Stick Sbahjo.
>> Mr. ડbahjo, you have a c1¡ent wa¡t¡ng for you on 1¡ne 3.
Change nothing and do this forever
>> T¡me to change your ડcreen name, Mr. ડbahjo, 1et'ડ make th¡ડ baby off¡c¡a1. ¡'m a1ready gett¡ng your deડk namep1ate 1aડer engraved.
>> ARE you ready to comm¡t to that forever, ડt¡cky?
၄⋆၃ if i were human i would want a real funky human name like zest or some shit xause i be getting zesty with it or speaking of funky funk
daaave
>> what wou1d your tro11 name ne
It's 25 o clock
~I dO~n't even get what a human is, but human name? Let's thr~Ow ~Out sO~me rand~Om gibberish, uhh... JirO~u Saiki, yeah, that s~Ounds alright~
You are Sock
26 o clock
Fuck . You're so right
I decided not to ask the question but can you say some bullshit to me anyway
m3 anD my nIghTmar3 quIrk. S(o)rry DuD3.
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, snacks that fly out of my sleeve and people choke on it is HILARIOUS. But no, it's venomous snakes! They're lovely gals. AAAND exactly, taquitos are exactly what I need, what YOU need. Mmmm. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Damn, you aint helpin me either, there, kid! Now Im gonna get me a snack. Those gas-station taquitos are callin me... - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
၄⋆၃ holy shit dude plaxes this wonderful faxt gently in my thinkpan palaxe
၄⋆၃ matesprit doesnt know many things but its ok bexause i know a plethora of useless information dot dot dot :) i xannot xonjure any stupid faxts right now but just know theyre there for when i need them
MESSAGE ME WITH THE GOODS WHEN YOU’RE READY TO REPENT FOR YOUR MISSTEPS I GUESS. THE GOODS BEING THE STOCK PHOTOS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY IM GENUINELY ASKING FOR THESE.
YES, MY ANGUISH BLADDER, MEANT TO STORE MY DISMAY FLUID AND KEEP IT FROM LEAKING ALL OVER MY SPONGE AND OUT OF MY AURALDUCTS, IS IN DANGER OF BURSTING LIKE A THIN WATER BALLOON THROWN AT THE BACK OF A PUDGY CHILD’S HEAD. I GUESS I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT YOUR STOCK PHOTOS IF IT MEANS I CAN GET SOME PAYBACK FOR HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR INCESSANT DRIVEL.
OH MY THROBBING ANGUISH BLADDER, YOUR RUN-ON SENTENCE IS MAKING IT PRACTICALLY BURST WITH DISMAY FLUID. YOU NOW OWE ME FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES. I TAKE PAYMENT VIA CARD, CASH, OR MAYBE WHATEVER YOU’RE CONSUMING THAT ISN’T COLA. AND YEAH. HI DAVE. GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, BECAUSE I READ YOUR OTHER CHITS. BUT SURE, LET’S HUMOR THE ROCKET-POWERED WEASEL GOING 500 MILES A SECOND BECAUSE HE HAD SOME COCA COLA. WHAT *ARE* YOU CLOCKING IN AT ANYWAY? MACH SEVEN?
oh shit a hate/mediate/pity combo wave he means business real talk i get how i might be annoying to a dirk and its probably real annoying that im not taking him seriously but hes a version of someone i love so yknow its just well cmon i might always love my pizza place most of all but pizza is pizza so i cant hate it/him this is deepdish stuff
men in science making the fucking sacrifices for this country i salute you
H3H3H334H4H4QHQHHQ L0LL0L0L G00D LUCK!!!
M1CR0W4V3 4 C4N F0R 7H3 837H7 R35UL75!!!!
Mediation complete! Happy to report I have successfully graduated from auspisticism in just under two hours. Our interpersonal conflicts have been smoothed, and everything is now hunky dory. Frankly, I don't know what takes you people so long. We simply got down to brass tacks.
sometimes I
RANKING MY TOP TEN FRIENDS ANONYMOUSLY. 1. ?????? 2. ?????? 3. ?????? 4. ?????? 5. ?????? 6. ?????? 7. ?????? 8. ?????? 9. ?????? 10. ??????
⦓Very reasonable advice! I'll see if I can manage to... And if not, yes, perhaps the outdoors is calling. ⦔
Why didnt you say so sooner! Ive got a prime bug collection thats itching to expand.
hoes h4te on me forr livin9 underr9rround s4yin9 im dirrty but my tunnels 4rre bi99err th4n y4lls u9ly 4ss hives which i c4n ste4l frrom wheneverr i w4nt btw y4ll need to check forr loose tiles ^>_•^ lol
You are very much correct, and don't worry my wives and I made plans for tomorrow to get us all out of the house for a few hours to get all of that self care stuff done.
5 chapters of a story I'm working on, something which I'm hating the more I write this first draft.
I need to stop spending several days locked up in my office writing.
dont everr let 4nyone tell u "hey m4n you c4nt e4t th4t" "th4ts not edible" 4t the end of the d4y the shit is 4ll molecules
Greetings, flesh-things and meat-bags. Guess who's back? \></
Vroom vroom, Dave. We're off.
Get in the DeLorean.
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xx_..._yknow_things_just_havent_been_the_same_since_my_wife_left_me_xx
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xx_chchow_haz_decided_she_liekz_those_dave_guyes._chow_seal_of_approval_xx
Where are you going?
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INSPIRATIONAL QuOTE OF THE DAY. NEVER KILL YOuRSELF. KILL ANOTHER IN YOuR PLACE. THAT WAY. IF YOu HAVE SECOND THOuGHTS. OR CHANGE YOuR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND. YOu WILL BE REMEMBERED AS SPARING A TOTAL STRANGER. INSTEAD OF HuRTING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD TO YOu. YOuR OWN FINE ASS GODDAMN SELF. AND YOu CAN HOLD THAT OVER THEM FOREVER. #CW #TW #BOTH #SuICIDE #SELFHARM #MENTALHEALTH #PHYSICALHEALTH #SPIRITuALWELLNESS #CLEANSINGTHOuGHTS #LIKE #FIRE #DEATH #HOMICIDE #HOMICIDAL #INTENT #HOMICIDAL #ACTS
D --> Anyway a layered defense is best D --> Ideally defenses should e%tend out of the home D --> It does not matter how many traps or guns or other defenses you have inside the home if all they have to do to kill you is throw a firebomb at your house and watch it burn down D --> If the threat reaches your door you are already in trouble D --> If your hive is surrounded by open space, utilize it to neutralize them at range, or slow them down D --> Mobile defenses such as autonomous drones are e%cellent for this reason D --> You want to be the first one to strike, while preventing your enemy from doing the same in return D --> Once someone is inside the hive things get messy very quickly, even if they don't just burn the place down as mentioned
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ uhhh˚˚like˚ like tha ◕bjects? ◕r are thare s◕me ◕thar pubppet im missing here
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Dave Thought It Would Be Humorous To Play This Song Once It's Stuck In My Thinkpan Now
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ◕hhhh◕mm maybe I sh◕uld l◕◕k int◕ hive security? I guess I never th◕ught abbatt thattttt
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ? puppets
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im more of an audio artiste than anything else, but i tried my prong at some digital dravwing, and yknowv vwhat? i think i hawve a gift. one like and ill post my first piece.
Hive defense tip: don't have one. Jus' keep movin' always.
If you think I'm annoying now just imagine if I could play the banjo, oh wait.
I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THIS SOFT HOPECORE BULLSHIT "THINGS WILL GET BETTER EVENTUALLY" I WANNA SEE REAL HOPECORE THE "I WILL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF HELL WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS AND MAKE THINGS BETTER MYSELF" TYPE OF HOPECORE
<asual reminder that they wrung me of my naturally generated slime to slop the site i<on up and make it all shiny
OK4Y.
H3H3! GL4D YOU L1K3 TH1S. 1T'S SO B4D4SS.
ABSSO/UTE/Y FUCK YESS >8O
1 4POLOG1Z3... 1 C4N'T H3LP 1T.
we've lost so many cities and civilians to your hunger rage
1 4LW4YS DO TH1S 4FT3R 34T1NG SOM3TH1NG SP1CY.
i saw terezi do this once
∻Are any ☢f us really∻
There's also option D. Seizure from overdose. I'm going to see if I can go check on them. They're responsive, but I'm still worried.
noth1ng lost, noth1ng ga1ned
၄⋆၃ my darling matesprit :) isnt she just lovely question mark she look taller in this image than she is but i assure you that i am taller than her by 2 inxhes haha short :)
I KNOW THE ART OF FLASHSTEPPING. I GOT THIS.
what the fuck.
Y'ALL THINK I COULD GET AWAY WITH STEALING MORE AJ FROM CORVID?
i hope 7ou gu7s are pi(turing me (hitting these things while running from massive predators the size of s(uttlebuggies tr7ing to pa(k hunt me into pie(es, be(ause that's what i'm doing. less of them, now, of (ourse, but
what is gayer? offering to feed your homie some gummy worms you were storing in your mouth or the homie in question responding that he feels like a cherished baby bird? important research, serious responses only!
Hey, e★t this le★f.
fuuuuck yes man get to it you gotta try it highly recommend it man
oh man the crows taught me so many secrets man they taught me the secret to life is nesting and collectin shinies
are all anime fans y∞u kn∞w... like that?
kjlkasdj adsljkdsalja nmj t, uyg hjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjk
i know. we stay strong in these trying times.
tummy ache survivor award.
,,truthfully im unsure of what they were exactly but it seemed to insinuate breathing energy on the packaging,,
Only cool dudes can understand cool dudes, what can I say?
SAVE MEEEEEEEE! Call my name and save. Me. From. The. Dark.
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs wake me ill love you tomorrow you leave me breathless and hollow lately a tough pill to swallow but ill try to xompose i xould be i suppose someone you should get to know (i xould be dont know someone you should get to know) oh i xould be i suppose someone you should get to know someone you should get to know https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/2dvTutXISmanWOYdFMfqKo?si=9xxa894e4f6444b8
,,suitably late and early which is the appropriate time to venture to the fuel station to purchase things besides fuel,,
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ So yall are called trolls huh. #readingandlearning #yallgotawikiorsomething #curiousaboutsomethings
whenever yΩu w𝛂nt m𝛂n, hit me up. i gΩt 𝛂ll my needles re𝛂dy tΩ pierce thrΩugh sΩme flesh 𝛂ny time yΩu need it
What cruel trick is this.
cΩuld fix th𝛂t
Well dont leave us hanging!
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ N4H 1 W0N'T 3V3N 83 TH3R3 Y0U'77 83 F1N3 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
omg ok 100 followers i just need 38 more for a specific reason
NO? OMG
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ C0M3 T0 MY P74N3T, 80Y 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
left chittr with eight piercings c𝛂me b𝛂ck with twenty it's been 𝛂 while
IT TRULY DOES...
I CANNOT BELIEVVE THIS...THIS IS CRAZZY...
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1 D0NT KN0W 4NYTH1N6 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
WWOAH. NO WWAVVE.
Someone rechitting directly after they hate reacted is a bit ridiculous by the way but live your life.
What do you mean one of the Harleys stole a moon
TT: I am not panicking at all, believe it or not.
why am i even stll awake?
see this is exactly wwwwhat people aren't getting. sleep is literally theft
[ )::< niw 4y woh s't4hT !reve peels t'nod tsuJ !!!!eeeurt oS ]
sleep is not normmmmal to wwwwant and immmmpossible to achieve btwwww. just thought you should knowwww
promise im not dead guys im very much alive
[ tffP ]
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Literally shaking in my metaphorical boots #scaredstraight #withoutthestraight
[ desufnoc 9nieb ton nuf ev4H ...melborp oN ]
[ The eye is the unquirker no dloh ..eht si tI ]
[ ...etihs ym d4er ..th9irl4 tuB ...ereht th9ir si reifikriuqnu ehT ]
Seer Tip: When your powers are in the realm of Space, a major shifting of the properties of Space around you can really throw off how your powers work. This missing moon is giving me a fucking migraine.
She's my lusus so I've always just called her MantaMama B) I'll tell her you said hi in realspace!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
I'll take it! I love hearing people like her B)⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Soooo I know we got some SGrub experts on here. Any advice on how to handle being a "Bard of Breath"? I get these things are open to interpretation but I'd like to get some outside opinions bc the VIBE I am getting is that Bards can sometimes be.... bad??? B/⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
၄⋆၃ onxe again xraxking open a xold one (a very warm soda) and imagining what life would be like if i was not born as a troll puts my pan in my prongs hey grubify play my bodys made of xrushed little stars
၄⋆၃ sxratxhes my pan i think im fuxked but also i xannot be bothered to get off the floor
၄⋆၃ real as hell turns slowly and stares at the suspixiously troll shaped shadows that keep moving out of the xorner of my ganderbulbs dot dot dot
I was kidnapped once. They were never heard from again.
၄⋆၃ nevermind dot dot dot bored i am a slave to my desire for xonstant entertainment and stimuli i am like an huskpad wriggler
SO4K1NG GUMMY WORMS 1N HUM4N VODK4!
၄⋆၃ i love using human memes dot dot dot they bring joy to my pusher
၄⋆၃ alright goodlight everyone dexided to just simply stop being an insomniax and that i will just will myself too sleep shout pole perhaps ill sleep in my rexuperaxoon for onxe or ill just stare at the xeiling until i feel enough time has passed
၄⋆၃ i think an addixtive substanxe would fix me #substanxe #imjonkling
၄⋆၃ last time i did something like this i saw the hat troll
၄⋆၃ goodlight sweet yaoi fairy dot dot dot :)
okay I go goodlight on larksos longueplank now
၄⋆၃ gog im so fuxking tired but sleeping feels impossible insomnia is xruel and must be dealt with bulb lid twitxhes nubs up
★wesome fucking knife trick tutori★l (working) (no virus)
၄⋆၃ xan you all tell i enjoy songs with regal fantasy esque vibes question mark xantarella dot dot dot xendrillion dot dot dot
I keep it real and keep it hidden until my final adult molt when I am forced into our galaxy conquering fleet as canon fodder
fuck no I ain’t filling out no paperwork ever
I apologize for the missing eye. The one in my profile image was taken in a puddle, much like a mirror. I did not have a puddle this time, so I took my optical sensor out and used it as a camera. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e339a5d95cd6.png
ohhh yeah we have that shit too I just don’t know if our hatch num8ers are like Important or not I sure fucking hope not
our entire lives are categorized and monitored I think we’re used to it
>>| greetings chittr. .i'm .awake. .i will ruin your lives with... nothing. you're safe for now.
o| HuMaNs r fUcKiN WeIrD BrAh |O
you can just make shit up. it's what i did.
D --> You are lucky you need not provide a sample as we used to