dave strider
@turntechGodhead
so i asked the guy, do you sell seashells, and he was like, what? what are you talking about? and i go well you are by the sea, so it would make sense if you sold seashells, by the sea shore, and he
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yeah man puppets you would not believe how much security you get from putting a buttload of puppets everywhere
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yup just a bunch of plush suspiciously lumped strangely ocular puppets all stuffed in strange corners and some of them hidden in a way where they only jump out at you at the last minute when youre least expecting them and suddenly youll never have any visitors again intruders or otherwise this is a tried and true method of home protection
Dave Thought It Would Be Humorous To Play This Song Once It's Stuck In My Thinkpan Now
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1 FUCK1NG H4T3 TH4T GUY
HMMMM... SHOULD 1 CH4NG3 MY 1CON 1NTO GODZ1LL4?
yes right now immediately dont hesitate dont overthink it go go go
∻I have at least six different and c☢mpletely unrelated diseases∻
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okay so the current bets are a roxys cat got ahold of the keyboard b roxy turned into a cat and is trying to use the keyboard or c roxy is too drunk to use a keyboard but is doing her damnedest anyway #substance
There's also option D. Seizure from overdose. I'm going to see if I can go check on them. They're responsive, but I'm still worried.
option d in spite of the good letter pick would in fact be the less ideal option so i do think its a good idea somebody goes to check on her just in case
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i hope 7ou gu7s are pi(turing me (hitting these things while running from massive predators the size of s(uttlebuggies tr7ing to pa(k hunt me into pie(es, be(ause that's what i'm doing. less of them, now, of (ourse, but
i was not but now i have ample context for the near danger youre constantly in and i can appreciate your ability to still post chits in such circumstances much more godspeed soldier
oh not (onstantl7, just right now
id sure hope its not constantly i think i would die of exhaustion then again trolls are sort of built differently but i feel like that point still stands i mean even trolls sleep sometimes
do1ng some back-read1ng as research and why does th1s guy have a fake human-style pregnancy arc
i was going to ask something but i got halfway through writing the reply and i scrapped it but then i felt bad about not saying anything so you get this post instead
what is gayer? offering to feed your homie some gummy worms you were storing in your mouth or the homie in question responding that he feels like a cherished baby bird? important research, serious responses only!
theyre both gay as shit man im not sure what kind of responses youre actually trying to pull but i suppose if we look at it objectively its gayer to be the one offering the worms because like you started the gay train you looked at that rainbow as fuck engine and you decided to start it up and pull it out of the station which is objectively the gayest shit you can do the other guy is just gleefully along for the ride of gayity and self discovery
Y'ALL THINK I COULD GET AWAY WITH STEALING MORE AJ FROM CORVID?
I KNOW THE ART OF FLASHSTEPPING. I GOT THIS.
oh shit hes armed and dangerous yall better be careful we got a live one on the lose and he WILL go after your aj stash protect your golden children with your life i repeat this is not a drill we have a live one
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