sticky sbahjo
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so i asked the guy, do you sell seashells, and he was like, what? what are you talking about? and i go well you are by the sea, so it would make sense if you sold seashells, by the sea shore, and he
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does my answer count if ive only ever used one of those things to sleep i mean can i really call it a tried and true preference if ive only ever seen half of the equation then again am i brave enough to sleep in a vat of slime
telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall
chat does this actually work
try it
ill be sure to do that next time there is a vampire in my house that needs evicting
im also the only one of my friends with a drivers license even though dave owns a car. he bought it so he can put it in his sylladex and bring it places to sit on the hood and take pictures that he mails to us just so we have to go through all the trouble of opening an envelope to see them
wait that is so fucking smart holy shit hes onto something
youre like that picture of obama giving obama a medal right now but youre obama and my you is the obama getting a medal
that is accurately exactly whats happening here its the dave award of the year for doing a dave thing thats an inspiration to other daves given out by dave inspired by dave hosted by dave and of course the afterparty will also be djed by dave so you better buckle up after this awards ceremony its gonna be a wild one
that sure is a lot of the name dave in one paragraph! also why is your name sticky sbahjo
oh yeah that ok thats my engraved tag right now so i need to wear it like a badge of honor its a little bit of a long story so ill keep it relatively short because im sure you dont actually want to hear about how i ended up running politically for this office long story short im temporary acting mayor of littlecan trolltown and to help boost myself in the polls i took a friendlier trollier name but i actually got elected and now i have an office to hold and i have people that need overseeing and bills to sign and shit so this is just my sworn duty for a while i guess until i run out of things to sign or somebody shows up to throw me out
ohh okay makes sense! i get the sbahjo part but why sticky
believe it or not it stuck with the people hahaha
1 ring 2 ring 3 ring 4 ring maybe?
ring ring banana phone
guys i might have overcommitted but i think im in too deep now to go back what do i do
Change nothing and do this forever
well shit i guess youre right i mean theres not really any going back cant exactly turn back the clock i mean you can but you cant you know what i mean time only flows in very specific nondescript ways and right now it is catapulting me straight down into sticky sbahjo land
>> Mr. ડbahjo, you have a c1¡ent wa¡t¡ng for you on 1¡ne 3.
You are so good at saying bullshit, Stick Sbahjo.
oh shit ok hold the line im coming i just need to wrap up these papers and quiet this desk pager and remember where i put my left shoe im coming hold the line
thank you its a hard job around here but i do try my best theres a lot of lines to sign on and a lot of pages to go through with a lot of really big hard words but thats why they voted me sticky sbahjo into temporary office the town needed a leader and they got one
hey hey hey guys did you know that my human name would be dave
wait this guy is onto something
not my past sins im not ready to face those yet ghost dave
>> y'a11 are ડo uncreat¡ve ડmh that'd be 1¡ke ¡f ¡ ડa¡d my human name waડ H¡me ✋😔
its cool ill face em for you
wait dude but youre so cooking with that it fits the bill its unique whats there not to love what am i going to do name myself sticky sbahjo (valid troll name by the way but is it me does it fit my vibe am i ready to commit to that forever)
youre so brave
>> ARE you ready to comm¡t to that forever, ડt¡cky?
i dont know man i dont know this is a lot of pressure and the clocks already running down its a big decision that i wasnt prepared to make five minutes ago that could alter the entire course of my life forever fuck it i guess im sticky now you know what were committing were going all the way we are doubling down yes dealer im putting all my money on it let it ride
>> T¡me to change your ડcreen name, Mr. ડbahjo, 1et'ડ make th¡ડ baby off¡c¡a1. ¡'m a1ready gett¡ng your deડk namep1ate 1aડer engraved.
so nice of you to help me out in transitioning during these hard times and uncertain future events i dont know what i would do without your help
~I dO~n't even get what a human is, but human name? Let's thr~Ow ~Out sO~me rand~Om gibberish, uhh... JirO~u Saiki, yeah, that s~Ounds alright~
hey sock nice to meet you im dave
26 o clock
damn its that time already?