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Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B

Lots of Striders about. Gets out the spray.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] fr0m an 0utzide perzpective. zhe waz a |itt|e mean ab0ut z0mething y0u enj0y. i underztand tthiz iz upzetting and my zympathiez f0r tthiz. y0u tthen ch0ze tt0 ca|| her der0gat0ry namez. when 0therz zaid tthiz waz n0t p0|ite y0u tthen c0ntinued. y0u are n0w c|aiming zhe iz attempting tt0 bu||y y0u. becauze pe0p|e did n0t |ike y0ur w0rdz. i w0u|d zuggezt |00king at why tthey did n0t agree with y0u. "w0men zupp0rting w0men" d0ez n0t app|y tt0 tthiz zituati0n az y0u have initiated it with ttrying tt0 ttear d0wn an0ther. tthiz iz n0t a caze 0f dizagreement bazed 0n y0ur |00kz 0r wi||ingnezz tt0 ze|| y0urze|f. i w0u|d |0ve tt0 zupp0rt y0u but i fee| y0u need tt0 d0 z0me ze|f ref|ecti0n 0n why y0u zeem tt0 be|ieve n0t every w0man dezervez y0ur zupp0rt. [END MESSAGE]

that sure is a lot of the name dave in one paragraph! also why is your name sticky sbahjo
1 ring 2 ring 3 ring 4 ring maybe?

Poor Sticky! Alas, I knew him... vaguely. :B

I shoulda never started that bit at 26 o clock bro

Change nothing and do this forever

lmao not much left to lose makes a dude pretty damn courageous i guess i should be in one of johns shitty movies where i am be the star its me and you cause we know i do this for the cause

its cool ill face em for you

>> y'a11 are ડo uncreat¡ve ડmh that'd be 1¡ke ¡f ¡ ડa¡d my human name waડ H¡me ✋😔

m3 anD my nIghTmar3 quIrk. S(o)rry DuD3.

I ThInk hahavIng a gaS-buIlT-up ST(o)machahach3h3 IS STupID. W(O)W, ST(o)machahach3h3 L(O)(O)KS BAD In my quIrk. H(O)LY SHIT

- Say say say my name! - Damn, you aint helpin me either, there, kid! Now Im gonna get me a snack. Those gas-station taquitos are callin me... - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
MESSAGE ME WITH THE GOODS WHEN YOU’RE READY TO REPENT FOR YOUR MISSTEPS I GUESS. THE GOODS BEING THE STOCK PHOTOS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY IM GENUINELY ASKING FOR THESE.
YES, MY ANGUISH BLADDER, MEANT TO STORE MY DISMAY FLUID AND KEEP IT FROM LEAKING ALL OVER MY SPONGE AND OUT OF MY AURALDUCTS, IS IN DANGER OF BURSTING LIKE A THIN WATER BALLOON THROWN AT THE BACK OF A PUDGY CHILD’S HEAD. I GUESS I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT YOUR STOCK PHOTOS IF IT MEANS I CAN GET SOME PAYBACK FOR HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR INCESSANT DRIVEL.
OH MY THROBBING ANGUISH BLADDER, YOUR RUN-ON SENTENCE IS MAKING IT PRACTICALLY BURST WITH DISMAY FLUID. YOU NOW OWE ME FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES. I TAKE PAYMENT VIA CARD, CASH, OR MAYBE WHATEVER YOU’RE CONSUMING THAT ISN’T COLA. AND YEAH. HI DAVE. GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, BECAUSE I READ YOUR OTHER CHITS. BUT SURE, LET’S HUMOR THE ROCKET-POWERED WEASEL GOING 500 MILES A SECOND BECAUSE HE HAD SOME COCA COLA. WHAT *ARE* YOU CLOCKING IN AT ANYWAY? MACH SEVEN?

oh shit a hate/mediate/pity combo wave he means business real talk i get how i might be annoying to a dirk and its probably real annoying that im not taking him seriously but hes a version of someone i love so yknow its just well cmon i might always love my pizza place most of all but pizza is pizza so i cant hate it/him this is deepdish stuff

⦓ Hmm... For someone offering insomnia remedies I sure didn't sleep! I wonder... What should I do... The sun is up and shining ﴾I am not on Alternia, don't worry﴿ so perhaps I should just continue my day? Or a nap...? Hm hm hm. ⦔

5 chapters of a story I'm working on, something which I'm hating the more I write this first draft.

I need to stop spending several days locked up in my office writing.
drropped 4 fuckin hu9e wet 9ob of blue p4int in my fuckin lunch h4d to e4t so much fuckin p4int m4n I w4snt 4bout to thrrow th4t shit out ^._.^ im sick dont c4ll my phusk

⫸ d4mm. ⨀ne time i met my f4v⨀rite b4nd 4nd then the next week they br⨀ke up :(

Dave = Poison

Pretty sure that you could've made this less longer, this is slightly painful to read.

i live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices.

INSPIRATIONAL QuOTE OF THE DAY. NEVER KILL YOuRSELF. KILL ANOTHER IN YOuR PLACE. THAT WAY. IF YOu HAVE SECOND THOuGHTS. OR CHANGE YOuR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND. YOu WILL BE REMEMBERED AS SPARING A TOTAL STRANGER. INSTEAD OF HuRTING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD TO YOu. YOuR OWN FINE ASS GODDAMN SELF. AND YOu CAN HOLD THAT OVER THEM FOREVER. #CW #TW #BOTH #SuICIDE #SELFHARM #MENTALHEALTH #PHYSICALHEALTH #SPIRITuALWELLNESS #CLEANSINGTHOuGHTS #LIKE #FIRE #DEATH #HOMICIDE #HOMICIDAL #INTENT #HOMICIDAL #ACTS

D --> Is hive defense techniques the dash topic D --> I have to admit that is not something I would have e%pected D --> It's far too practical and unfunny a topic of discussion for you lot

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⧃ NO I AM NOT.

alright, check it. i call this piece: dream girl in squares. #nsfwv #cronusart

⧃ Why are the well dressed men with pristine facial hair in movies always the villain. Does the association always have to be proper facial haircare = the bad guy? Can a good person not purchase beard combs and mustache oil?

∻Are any ☢f us really∻

oh not (onstantl7, just right now
noth1ng lost, noth1ng ga1ned
do1ng some back-read1ng as research and why does th1s guy have a fake human-style pregnancy arc

i hope 7ou gu7s are pi(turing me (hitting these things while running from massive predators the size of s(uttlebuggies tr7ing to pa(k hunt me into pie(es, be(ause that's what i'm doing. less of them, now, of (ourse, but

sht fuk lol um sry buot that lsat post its hrd 2 fnction i ghess m zonin out or blakin oyt a lot rn m ok m jst cold n tired i guss #substance

are all anime fans y∞u kn∞w... like that?
What cruel trick is this.
Well dont leave us hanging!

yeah dave ummm how do i put it lightly you're like in top 10% of that list in terms of having the most of such uhh,alternate outcomes )(oωo)(
What do you mean one of the Harleys stole a moon

why am i even stll awake?
TT: Wow. Wow. Look how shittily my banner cropped. Jesus.
If I had a choice, I’d frankly write my timeline off as a lost cause by now.

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Seer Tip: When your powers are in the realm of Space, a major shifting of the properties of Space around you can really throw off how your powers work. This missing moon is giving me a fucking migraine.

၄⋆၃ onxe again xraxking open a xold one (a very warm soda) and imagining what life would be like if i was not born as a troll puts my pan in my prongs hey grubify play my bodys made of xrushed little stars

၄⋆၃ sxratxhes my pan i think im fuxked but also i xannot be bothered to get off the floor






