♣ mediated by @turntechGodhead

Happy 8/8.

Lots of Striders about. Gets out the spray.

try it

Change nothing and do this forever

>> ARE you ready to comm¡t to that forever, ડt¡cky?

- Say say say my name! - Honestly, snacks that fly out of my sleeve and people choke on it is HILARIOUS. But no, it's venomous snakes! They're lovely gals. AAAND exactly, taquitos are exactly what I need, what YOU need. Mmmm. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Y'all stupid.

Mediation complete! Happy to report I have successfully graduated from auspisticism in just under two hours. Our interpersonal conflicts have been smoothed, and everything is now hunky dory. Frankly, I don't know what takes you people so long. We simply got down to brass tacks.

yEr vIbEs wErE WaY FuCkInG OfF )o:

Dave = Poison

Poison

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alright, check it. i call this piece: dream girl in squares. #nsfwv #cronusart

My hive defense tip,is that there's no tip You are never safe from me #threats
do1ng some back-read1ng as research and why does th1s guy have a fake human-style pregnancy arc

yeah dave ummm how do i put it lightly you're like in top 10% of that list in terms of having the most of such uhh,alternate outcomes )(oωo)(

i'm gonna be a big bitch for a moment and remind you that the amount of alternate universes is so vast that at least in a million of them you make out with a person you hate the most #the-more-i-observe #the-more-you-know )(oωo)(
TT: Wow. Wow. Look how shittily my banner cropped. Jesus.

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