hey its the fun hours again where im supposed to be sleeping and instead im standing on a stack of plastic drawers trying to access the top shelf of the hallway closet or at least i was until everything came crashing down and i came to post here in my shame
Are > You > Alright > Though, > Sweetie? > ♡
and i know what youre thinking man youre going dave arent you god tiered cant you just fly up there and grab it and the answer is yes i can and i probably should have and yet the instinct was to get the drawers maybe my sense of balance is off after so much time just spent hovering the fuck around like some guy that doesnt respect the laws of gravity i should probably consider investing time into fixing that but instead im gonna puncture this box of apple juice i found under the cabinets and not think about it
yeah im ok nothing that cant be buffed out in a mirror thanks for checking though
That's > Good, > As > Long > As > There > Is > No > Permanent > Damage > ♡
the good news is you could kill me and id be about as dead as i was before so hey were winning any way we step actually
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING WITTY TO SAY, THIS IS JUST REALLY FUCKING SAD.
i mean i thought it was kinda funny guy who flies tries to do things the old fashioned way and totally wipes out its a good bit of unintentional irony
THIS IS TWICE IN AS MANY DAYS. WHY ARE HUMANS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA OF BEING 'FUNNY'? DO YOU ENJOY BEING LAUGHED AT? BEING *MOCKED*? YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES MUST BE MADE UP OF MASOCHISTS.
yes actually youre not gonna believe this but humans totally make entire fucking careers out of being funny im dead serious man we have funny competitions were people will try to out funny each other on stage and the funniest people go on to make millions and become revered historical figures for everyone to look up to and aspire towards not gonna comment on the masochist portion i mean you might be right you might be wrong but if im being funny im winning here