Gamzee Makara
@consequentialTemperament
He/She/It | i LiKe EaRtH cLoWnS
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I realize I never introduced my Gamzee! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nickname: Gammie Age: Well into his human 20s Gender: Nonbinary (fem leaning) Pronouns: He/They/She/It ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About: Gammie exists post canon with none of Beyond Canon. MOST of his timeline assumes he died ages ago, locked away, and he's not gone out of his way to rectify that information. He's lived low and stayed low for several sweeps, and only started to talk to his friends again because Karkat found him, then soon followed Nepeta, Dave, and a few others. This timeline happens after the game, and a lot of work to revive old friends and some of the dream bubbles. Gammie himself is reserved, private, and generally pretty friendly. He knows Karkat wants him to talk to their friends again, but he's worried that it'll go wrong and that what'll happen is Vriska will get mad at him and try to kill him, along with Terezi. He's pretty keen on being as uninvolved in their lives as possible. His timeline consists of a unique Earth + Alternia-like planet leaning a lot into pre-explosion human culture, and Gammie himself works as a clown, a regular clown for a fun adult club. He enjoys humans' weird take on "clowns" and the colors and fun associated with them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
// for everyone I owe rp replies to. I'm getting to them, I have commissions I"m working on so that takes my focus.
i rEmEmBeR SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR HaD DnI SoBeR GaMzEeS AnD It's wEiRd cAuSe iM SoBeR AnD TrYiN' t bE. lIkE PrOpErLy sObEr aNd sHiT. 'cAuSe i cAn't dO DrUgS FoR ThE ReSt oF My fUcKiN' lIfE. i mEaN I CoUlD AnD I WoUlD LoVe fUrThEr dAmAgE My pAn aNd sHoRtEn mY LiFe bUt i gOt sOmE HoPeS AnD MoThErFuCkIn' DrEaMs aNd sHiT. BlEh. hOnK :o(
that's a stupid dni, good for you man don't let them get to you
mOsT Of mY InTeRaCtIoNs aRe wItH DaVeS AnD AlMoSt oNlY DaVeS AnD ThEn tHe oCcAsIoNaL GaMzEe. i nEeD MoRe vArIeTy.
do you
why? all i do around my gamzee is sleep in horn piles and eat and drink sopor and faygo
damn sad ass clown
:O( tHiS SaD MoThErFuCkIn' ClOwN Is tRyInG To qUiT AlL ThAt sHiT. pRoPeRlY AnD MoThErFuCkIn sHiT.
aw shit i forgot most of yall are doing that my b
i got you man
hOlY ShIt wHy aRe tHeRe sO MaNy gAmZeEs
wE'Re rArElY On aT ThE SaMe tImE EvEr.
i kNoW It's mOtHaFuCkIn' CrAzY
i dUnNo mAn, SoMe mOtHaFuCkIn' MiRaClEs oR SoMe sHiT GoT Us aLl hErE
vErY RaRe
wHy aRe tHeRe sO MaNy sTrIdErS JeGuS. i'vE SeEn lIkE 5 DiFfErEnT DaVeS In lEsS ThAn 2 mInUtEs.
its fuckin crazy isnt it. before i joined this site i hadnt met any striders besides my half-brother
fuck you're right. i think that makes me some kind of bacteria or other small creature
iF I TeLl yOu gUyS A SeCrEt, WiLl yOu pRoMiSe nOt tO FuCkInG SnItCh?
aH Ah aH hOnK... eXcUsE Me.
was that a sneeze
kArKaT ToLd mE To fOlLoW My gUt, PaUsEd, ThEn gRaBbEd mY ShOuLdErS. "AdDeNdUm... AlSo, LiStEn tO Me." LiKe i wAsN'T AlReAdY LiStEnInG To eVeRyThInG He sAyS. i aIn't eVeR HaD A FrEe tHoUgHt iN My lIfE.
hOnK HoNk HoOoOoNk @TeRmInAlLyClOwNpRiCiOuS
i cannot take a certain mother fuckers seriously they start yapping and i just imagine the egg
Egg?
May I see the egg?
oh nah that egg broke forever ago and i sure as shit still dont have it but i remember it
sure hope no one trips all over these hoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
i lIkE WhEn pEoPlE SaY GoAt CaUsE LiKe yEaH. gOaTs :O)
sOmEtImEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR ReAlLy cRaVeS ChEaP AsS ShItTy mOtHeRfUcKiN FoOd aNd tHaT'S OkAy. :o)
absence makes the heart go fondle her
only if ya fiXin to get fonDleD back ;o)
hella
maybe im not into it tonight maybe i aint in the mood maybe i dont wanna honk for your entertainment no this aint for you this has always been for me its time hoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk HoNkHoNkHoNk HoNk... hOoOoOoNk. hOnK
iS ThErE An iNcReAsE Of cLoWn hUmAnS??
It's only natural. Being a jubilite is the most refreshing way to live, and I wish only the best to those who reject that life, although it may not be the best choice in the end. :)
aNd iT AiNt eVeN AlL ThE DiFfErEnT HuMaNs. I'M UsInG "hUmAn" To bE VaGuE i mEaN, dAvEs, WhY ThE FuCk aRe aLl oF YoU UnFuNnY AnD DePrEsSiNg tO TaLk tO? oNlY LiKe 3 oF YoU ArE FuNnY, dEpReSsIoN AsIdE.