Gamzee Makara
@consequentialTemperament
He/She/It | i LiKe EaRtH cLoWnS | i LoVe My MaTeSpRiT aNd MoIrAiL | i'M dOiNg My BeSt. :o)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I realize I never introduced my Gamzee! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nickname: Gammie Age: Well into his human 20s Gender: Nonbinary (fem leaning) Pronouns: He/They/She/It ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About: Gammie exists post canon with none of Beyond Canon. MOST of his timeline assumes he died ages ago, locked away, and he's not gone out of his way to rectify that information. He's lived low and stayed low for several sweeps, and only started to talk to his friends again because Karkat found him, then soon followed Nepeta, Dave, and a few others. This timeline happens after the game, and a lot of work to revive old friends and some of the dream bubbles. Gammie himself is reserved, private, and generally pretty friendly. He knows Karkat wants him to talk to their friends again, but he's worried that it'll go wrong and that what'll happen is Vriska will get mad at him and try to kill him, along with Terezi. He's pretty keen on being as uninvolved in their lives as possible. His timeline consists of a unique Earth + Alternia-like planet leaning a lot into pre-explosion human culture, and Gammie himself works as a clown, a regular clown for a fun adult club. He enjoys humans' weird take on "clowns" and the colors and fun associated with them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
eVeRyOnE WaNtS ThE ClEnIs bUt nOt tHe cLuSsY On hErE #nSfW
hOnK UoU
i dOn't hAvE AnY GoOd pIcTuReS Of jUsT Me uNlEsS YoU WaNt tO SeE My tItS. #NsFw
hOnK #HoNkPoStInG #nSfW #hOnK
i fOrGoT PeOpLe hOrNy pOsT HeRe aNd aRe hOrNy.
you lived in a blissful world for a sec
there's always a dismount
kArKaT HaS TrIeD To sTeAl mY MoThErFuCkInG CaRdS!! I'M SiTtInG On hIm. (lEg's oNlY CaUsE He wOuLd dIe oThErWiSe uNdEr mE) bAd aNd nAuGhTy cRaBs gEt pUt iNtO PrIsOn.
pLaYiNg uNo wItH FrIeNdS. nEpEtA AnD I KeEp wInNiNg, So kArKaT AnD EqUiUs aRe jUsT KiNdA... lOwKeY FuMiNg. I HaVe nEvEr sEeN KaRkAt sO ReD BeFoRe iN My eNtIrE MoThErFuCkInG LiFe. EqUiUs sToPpEd sWeAtInG. hE'S TrYiNg tO WiN. nEpEtA Is, In fAcT, lAuGhInG HeR AsS OfF. AnYwAy, I'M 4 WiNs iN, nEpEtA Is 5. KaRkAt iS At a fAt 0, AnD EqUiUs iS At 1.
:33< im rooting fur nepeta whos apurrently nyat mewr furiend
wHy'd mY QuIrK Do mY NoSe lIkE ThAt.
:33< im still rooting fur her even though she is mewre furiend
hOnK HoNk hOnK? hOnK HoNk. :o)
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk. :o)
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk. HoOoOoOoOoOnK. hOnK HoNk. HoNk? HoNk hOnK. :o)
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk!!!!! HoNk :o) hOnK HoNk.
hOnK HoNk hOnK! hOnK!! HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK? hOnK HoNk!! :O)!!!
i lIkE ThE SoUnD Of yOuR HoNkS, bRoThEr. LeT'S HaNg oUt sOmEtImE. wE CaN PaInT My wAlLs tOgEtHeR.
tHe cLoWn nOsE WaS SuPpOsEd tO StAy oN DuRiNg sEx bUt i hAvE BeEn dEcLoWnEd #NsFw
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ jAiL FōŌōŌōR BōŌōŌōYfRiEnD... jAiL FōŌōŌōR ŌōŌōŌnE 7hŌōŌōŌuSaNd sWeEpS...
sHe rUbBeD My wHoLe fAcE PaInT OfF ThIs tImE ArOuNd sO I FeEl yOu, My fElLoW MoThEr fUcKeR.
tHe wAy iT HuRtS... lIkE DaMn... Do yOu eVeN LiKe mE? mOtHeRfUcKiNg nO ApPaReNtLy.
hOnEsTlY ThAt's hOw i nOrMaLlY FeEl bUt tHiS TiMe aRoUnD I ThInK It wAs mOrE Of aN AnImAl dEsPeRaTiOn tHiNg. ShE DiDn't nOtIcE It aLl uP On hEr fAcE UnTiL I PoInTeD It oUt. HoNk.
i tHiNk mY PaRtNeRs dO It tO SeE If i dOn't nOtIcE, bUt i dO. uSuAlLy, It's jUsT ThE ClOwN NoSe. OnLy oNcE HaS It bEeN ThE FaCe pAiNt.
i uSuAlLy bItE A MoThEr fUcKeRs hAnD If tHeY TrY To wIpE It. UsUaLlY.
eVeRyOnE Is sMaLlEr tHaN Me sO ThEy'd lOsE A HaNd iF I MoThErFuCkInG DiD ThAt. So i pUlL OuT OnE Of tHeM >8o( UsUaLlY WoRkS.
hEyYyYy mE ToO. i hAvE EaTeN A MoThEr fUcKeRs hAnDs bEfOrE.
kArKaT ToOk mY ClOwN NoSe oFf. :o(
🜏 wouldn'♱ ii♱ jus♱ be :( neow ♱hen ♅
i aM TrAnSfEm bTw i jUsT LiKe... He/sHe/iT MoStLy sHe/iT BuT :oD iM HaPpY
hOnK! #TrAnSpRiDe
vRiSkA ToLd mE I WaS HeR EmOtIoNaL SuPpOrT ClOwN.
pOsT HoNk cLaRiTy.
i aLrEaDy pOsTeD My tItS OnCe sO I WiLl nOt sUbJeCt pEoPlE To tHe hOnKeRs oF ThEm aGaIn. #nSfW
i tOo lOvE WoMaN AnD LiKe tO KiSs tHeM. mY Gf vRiSkA <3333 #YuRi
nEpEtA KeEpS MaKiNg bIsCuItS On mY LaP, aNd i sHaNt aSk hEr tO StOp bEcAuSe i dId vErY MuRdEr hEr. BuT AlSo oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW HoNk oW.
:33 < its really the least you can do fur her