Gamzee Makara
@consequentialTemperament
He/She/It | i LiKe EaRtH cLoWnS
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I realize I never introduced my Gamzee! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nickname: Gammie Age: Well into his human 20s Gender: Nonbinary (fem leaning) Pronouns: He/They/She/It ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About: Gammie exists post canon with none of Beyond Canon. MOST of his timeline assumes he died ages ago, locked away, and he's not gone out of his way to rectify that information. He's lived low and stayed low for several sweeps, and only started to talk to his friends again because Karkat found him, then soon followed Nepeta, Dave, and a few others. This timeline happens after the game, and a lot of work to revive old friends and some of the dream bubbles. Gammie himself is reserved, private, and generally pretty friendly. He knows Karkat wants him to talk to their friends again, but he's worried that it'll go wrong and that what'll happen is Vriska will get mad at him and try to kill him, along with Terezi. He's pretty keen on being as uninvolved in their lives as possible. His timeline consists of a unique Earth + Alternia-like planet leaning a lot into pre-explosion human culture, and Gammie himself works as a clown, a regular clown for a fun adult club. He enjoys humans' weird take on "clowns" and the colors and fun associated with them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
i hAvEn't sEeN My eRiDaN In sOmE TiMe bUt i iMaGiNe hE'D EnJoY A GiRlFrIeNd tHaT StAnK. ThEy jUsT WeIrD LiKe tHaT
lOvE My mOiRaIl kArKaT. SaCrIfIcInG HiM
cAn't hAtE ErIdAn fOr bEiNg iNtO MaCrOpHiLiA. 🤷♀️ SoMe pEoPlE WaNt a gIaNt wOmAn oR MaN To uSe eM As fOoT FlOsS.
hIlArIoUs pOsT To cOmPlEmEnT My fAcE PaInT On, BuT ThAnK YoU.
tHe tErRoR WaS InCoNsEqUeNtIaL. I HaVe nOt tAlKeD To mY MaRyAm iN SwEePs bEcAuSe sHe tHiNkS Im dEaD. :O)
tHiS Is lIkE A DaYtErRoR I HaD OnCe..
i cOuGhEd rEaLlY HaRd aNd kArKaT SaId iT SoUnDeD LiKe a sQuEaKeR BrOkE InSiDe mE AnD Im a lIl bIt iNsUlTeD. LiKe dAmN GeT Me sOmE WaTeR DoNt mAkE FuN Of mE.
:33 < did a squeaker break inside of mew though
tHe oNlY SqUeAkEr tHaT BrOkE InSiDe oF Me wAs mY PuShEr cAuSe hE MaDe fUn oF Me aNd lAuGhEd.
// for everyone I owe rp replies to. I'm getting to them, I have commissions I"m working on so that takes my focus.
((lock in twin u got this
i rEmEmBeR SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR HaD DnI SoBeR GaMzEeS AnD It's wEiRd cAuSe iM SoBeR AnD TrYiN' t bE. lIkE PrOpErLy sObEr aNd sHiT. 'cAuSe i cAn't dO DrUgS FoR ThE ReSt oF My fUcKiN' lIfE. i mEaN I CoUlD AnD I WoUlD LoVe fUrThEr dAmAgE My pAn aNd sHoRtEn mY LiFe bUt i gOt sOmE HoPeS AnD MoThErFuCkIn' DrEaMs aNd sHiT. BlEh. hOnK :o(
that's a stupid dni, good for you man don't let them get to you
mOsT Of mY InTeRaCtIoNs aRe wItH DaVeS AnD AlMoSt oNlY DaVeS AnD ThEn tHe oCcAsIoNaL GaMzEe. i nEeD MoRe vArIeTy.
do you
why? all i do around my gamzee is sleep in horn piles and eat and drink sopor and faygo
damn sad ass clown
:O( tHiS SaD MoThErFuCkIn' ClOwN Is tRyInG To qUiT AlL ThAt sHiT. pRoPeRlY AnD MoThErFuCkIn sHiT.
aw shit i forgot most of yall are doing that my b
i got you man
hOlY ShIt wHy aRe tHeRe sO MaNy gAmZeEs
wE'Re rArElY On aT ThE SaMe tImE EvEr.
i kNoW It's mOtHaFuCkIn' CrAzY
i dUnNo mAn, SoMe mOtHaFuCkIn' MiRaClEs oR SoMe sHiT GoT Us aLl hErE
vErY RaRe
wHy aRe tHeRe sO MaNy sTrIdErS JeGuS. i'vE SeEn lIkE 5 DiFfErEnT DaVeS In lEsS ThAn 2 mInUtEs.
its fuckin crazy isnt it. before i joined this site i hadnt met any striders besides my half-brother
fuck you're right. i think that makes me some kind of bacteria or other small creature
iF I TeLl yOu gUyS A SeCrEt, WiLl yOu pRoMiSe nOt tO FuCkInG SnItCh?
aH Ah aH hOnK... eXcUsE Me.
was that a sneeze
kArKaT ToLd mE To fOlLoW My gUt, PaUsEd, ThEn gRaBbEd mY ShOuLdErS. "AdDeNdUm... AlSo, LiStEn tO Me." LiKe i wAsN'T AlReAdY LiStEnInG To eVeRyThInG He sAyS. i aIn't eVeR HaD A FrEe tHoUgHt iN My lIfE.
hOnK HoNk HoOoOoNk @TeRmInAlLyClOwNpRiCiOuS
i cannot take a certain mother fuckers seriously they start yapping and i just imagine the egg
Egg?
May I see the egg?
oh nah that egg broke forever ago and i sure as shit still dont have it but i remember it
sure hope no one trips all over these hoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
i lIkE WhEn pEoPlE SaY GoAt CaUsE LiKe yEaH. gOaTs :O)
sOmEtImEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR ReAlLy cRaVeS ChEaP AsS ShItTy mOtHeRfUcKiN FoOd aNd tHaT'S OkAy. :o)