Gamzee Makara
@consequentialTemperament
He/She/It | i LiKe EaRtH cLoWnS | i LoVe My MaTeSpRiT aNd MoIrAiL | i'M dOiNg My BeSt. :o)
kArKaTs, ThAt aReN'T My bOyFrIeNd, 100% oF ThE TiMe i aM NoT TaLkInG AbOuT YoU. i cAn tAlK AbOuT YoU GuYs, BuT I AiNt gOt aNyThInG To wOrK WiTh. wHaT Do yAlL LiKe?
kAr jUsT DrOpPeD A BiG FoIl cOnTaInEr oN ThE GrOuNd, AnD I WaS In a rOoM WiTh tHe dOoR ClOsEd, AnD It sOuNdEd lIkE A WeIrD, dIsToRtEd fArT.
eVeRyOnE Is tAlKiNg aBoUt tHeIr tYpEs. I LiKe a fUnNy mOtHeRfUcKeR.
thanks, picked it out myself!
uNfOrTuNaTeLy tHe cLoWn nOsE DoEs sTaY On dUrInG SeX. #NsFw
mOsT PeOpLe aRe sHoRtEr tHaN Me, MaNy pErKs tO BeInG TaLl. I CaN SeE ThE HiGhEsT ShElF.
Idk I just wanna be silly rn.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL. PURPLEBLOODS AND THE HEIGHT BONUS.
mOtHeRfUcKeRs gOt mE BlUsHiNg aLl aBoUt mY PhOtO AnD ShIt. BiG KiSsEs fOr aLl tHe cOmPlImEnTs. OnLy gOt a cOuPlE BuT Im hApPy aLl tHe sAmE :o)
i aIn't sHaRe aNy pIcTuReS Of mE By mYsElF, i aIn't gOt mY PaInTs oN, bUt tHaT WaS JuSt cAuSe i wAs kInDa lAzY :o) BuT WaSsUp. hTtPs:o//64.mEdIa.tUmBlR.CoM/950fEf44E8560cDb6f23CcC13c724b1d/aB7E9Ef3745Ff017-B6/s1280X1920/B1Eb8bB940071bF403DdA389195c152a93A1D819.pNg
You're rockkin' in ttthattt outttfittt bro!
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
((This is so good!!! Respectfully; wOWZ3RS mew~ 💖✨
// The linework is EXCELLENT btw, this is so pretty <3
gEtTiNg rEaDy fOr wOrK At dA ClErB.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DA MUTHAHAFUCKING CLERBBBBBBBBBBBB.
bOtH Of mY PaRtNeRs aRe mUcH SmAlLeR ThAn mE. i cAn tHrOw tHeM LiKe bAlL.
iM NoT A TwIg oR A TwInK. i cAn pRoBaBlY LiFt a gOoD MaJoRiTy oF ThE PeOpLe hErE. :O) iM OnE BiG ClOwN.
// I think my Gamzee finds Equius weird to be around. Given he killed his (he's alive again post-game shenanigans), but he's just "Wow, I forgot how weird he was."
Meanwhile the precious Equius I play has no idea and thinks they’ll make great friends
// I’m sure gonna try to keep him out of deadly situations TvT
// GOOD, I will at least say. mY gamzee is very harmless in terms of aggression. He's very chill (sober in a normal healthy way), and happy. So he makes a good friend at least!
// I read Gammie’s page, I love themmm he’s so cute I wanna be her friend irl lol
// -sHaKeS U- tEeHeE. tHaNk,sHe's bAbY! sHe wOuLd bE YoUr fRiEnD IrL AbSoLuTeLy.
i cAn hOnK, sQuEaK AnD BlEaT. I Am a cLoWn oF MaNy tAlEnTs.
i cAn mEoW. UnFoRtUnAtElY, i cAnNoT BlEeD. cLoWnS DoN'T BlEeD; wE KiNdA DeFlAtE.
:33 < good to know!!
:33 < i don't bl33d. :33 < at least not blood :33 < when i am purrnctured :33 < what comes out of me is purre nyan
D—> Would you like to be friends, highblood…? 👉👈
D—> That’s wonderful!!! I’m e%cstatic!
tRoLl aVrIl lAvIgNe??? hTtPs:o//cDn.dIsCoRdApP.CoM/AtTaChMeNtS/1010432163897946132/1489083160653332622/ImAgE.PnG?Ex=69cF2043&Is=69cDcEc3&Hm=19829E660D34060B0De57E1E36c184f5b16AdCcD2CaF654B7Dd27A9Ee063964F&
sO CoOl! ThAnK YoU FoR ThE SuPpOrT TrOlL AvRiL LaViGnE. HtTpS:o//CdN.DiScOrDaPp.cOm/aTtAcHmEnTs/1010432163897946132/1489084015007891576/tUmBlR_A80340061338AfE20632399285DaDa6d_c8f54582_1280.jPg?eX=69Cf210f&iS=69CdCf8f&hM=8e732968723283E5F484Dd670fA8F6783cCaCbB8C74d7f2b5f822e66F1009eAd&
iF YoU SqUeEzE My tIt iT SqUeAkS. #NsFw
hTtPs:o//mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/mTpPvU66_FoAaAaM/PrEdAtOr-hAnDsHaKe.gIf
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SQUEAKS NOT HONKS?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN OKAY FAIR NUFF HOMIE.
REAL SHIT. i like gettin honked too. :o) #nsfw
iT MoStLy sQuEaKs wHeN It's fUnNiEsT, oR WhEn sOmEoNe iS StReSsEd. #nSfW
THATS THE BEST OF TIMES.
hElL YeAh wHoOp wHoOp mOtHeR FuCkEr!!!
eVeRyTiMe i sEe dAvE I GeT A LiTtLe bIt pIsSeD OfF.
i aInT GoT NoThInG To rEaLlY PoSt aBoUt uNlEsS YoU GuYs wAnT To hEaR AbOuT A ReAlLy sHiTtY SoBrIeTy jOuRnEy
i fOrGoT To rEpLy aNd tHeN FeLl aSlEeP. sO MaYbE AnOtHeR DaY
i would love to hear it whenever you're ready. I LOVE A GOOD STORY!
// drawing gamzee sleeping in a cupe and then trying to look up recuperecoon references, they're all a lil different and a lil freaky lookin regardless.
yOu sPiN Me rIgHt rOuNd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD lIkE A ReCoRd, BaBy, RiGhT RoUnD, rOuNd, RoUnD