Pounce de Dave
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Two guys sharing one account. (( pfp by Sol <33))
This is naturally Davesprite and Davepetasprite. They share an account. When Davepeta/Nep says anything it has the :33 < and without is just regular old Davesprite I don’t roleplay nsfw on this account although there might be some art or mentions of nsfw themes. Probably some substance stuff too. ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) Davepeta otherwise known as Nep, Davepeta or just Dave uses any pronouns none of them are incorrect. Davesprite doesn’t really care but uses he/him the most in a ‘this is just how it’s always been’. Putting this very briefly but they were from a doomed timeline but Dave did some very scary time stuff and turned it into a ‘victory’. He is the Lord of Time and Nep is Muse of Heart. They don’t really hang out with any of their friends anymore, no one from their timeline has really seen them. Dave does have wings btw, he is just not gonna show you them. I’ll link their ref in the comments.
:33 < actually i should purrobably sleep meow, i got things to do, old men to rob etc etc.
:33 < hey dave furom my notifications want to help beat up an old man?
:33 < mew can tail when an old man gets up, mew can hear hisss knees protest. fun fact.
:33 < mew got a problem with theft old man @princeoflight ?
*、d0 Y0U KN0W ???！⚡️
:33 < oh i am furry aware of their activities. mew can’t just steal steal furom anyone man.
Well my Chick-fil-A dinner got stollen conveniently recently
*、0H SHIT KI11 THIS GUY D0NT 13T S1ID3！⚡️
I could take yall.
*、iS THIS 4 THR34T ??????！⚡️
:33 < that’s so cute that mew think that. :33 < anyway the chick-fil-a was excellent.
:33 < purrhaps or maybe it is just a fact. a muse and a lord fight together, a purrfect duo.
:33 < the funniest thing is stealing people’s groceries that they cat delivered to their houses btw. mew should do it.
:33 < my healthy breakfast today consists of mango ice cream, one beef patty and one apple slice.
how it feels making meals out of random parts of the pantry you like
Only One apple slIIce?? what happened tO the Others slIIces??🤔🤔
:33 < disco snails btw.
More on that please
:33 < looking at other versions of myself and going wow mew are so purr-tty. let me hold your paw hot stuff
:33 < i pounce on mew furom the shadows and bite mew, feeding mew a bug. :33 < furprise
I would not recommend biting me. Highly bad for the fangs.
:33 < dude i am actually like tired early fur once so i think i am going to throw on a movie and go to bed lol. all that no sleeping got to me or something.
:33 < oh hello dave that seems tabby a dog.
:33 < sometimes mew just have to sink your fangs into someone’s arm beclawse they are just too hot and they knead to pay the consequences.
:33 < it’s always fun to go dancing especpurrly when your companion is a furry purr-tty bird.
:33 < we got crab on the menu like the animal lmfaooo.
CAN YOU NOT.
VWhat, I'm a sea dvweller, I eat sea lusii and such.
TAKE IT OFF THE MENU, THEY’RE FOR LOOKING. NOT EATING.
EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST LEAVE CRABS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I fuckin knowv right? Pair that vwas a nice bottle of rum and maybe a salad and you'll havwe a fivwe star meal. #substance
Haha, as if I'd listen to some anonymous blood tell me vwhat to fuckin do.
Highly recommended.
:33 < i furgot about thiss beclawse of the minecraft but feeds mew five whole bugs. 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛
can i have another bug
:33 < i expected thiss since mew have such strong amounts of greed, mew absolutely can.
yea im greedy as hell
:33 < i have a purrmanent chick in my house meow after i sacrificed its mum in front of its eyes.
:33 < cows keep trampling my wheat. how am i meant to provide in these conditions ?
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Well you see if you let the moobeasts in the wheat field you're gonna get trampled wheat. █ Moobeasts go in the grass field.
i have gotten particularly good at minding my own business and staying in my own lane, some people need to take notes.