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u know i should be sleepin but i got caught up watchin videos of cars being made it is a vibe
oh fuck youre so right
As it turns out that mysterious door in the middle of the woods that I found was actually a portal. Anyways. I'm back. With souvenirs! Teeth. :)
yo im ngl just got invited to a halloween club night by the host and she told me who else is invited as vip am i the asshole if i say i fucking hate one of the vips? lmao im still gonna go though i always get drink tickets from the door girl and the host and if i blow a kiss to one of the bartenders she lets me get a shot or two for free thats just the kinda life i lead thats the good shit you get when youre dave fuckin strider
MAYBE DON’T FUCKING PROPOSE TO SOMEONE WITH YOUR DECEASED ‘GRANDMOTHERS’ WEDDING RING ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE ONLY SEEN THEM ON TELEVISION. JFC.
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any type of apple wine and pancakes with fresh fruit is the number one breakfast combo btw
Well my Chick-fil-A dinner got stollen conveniently recently
Kill All Landlords
how it feels making meals out of random parts of the pantry you like
More on that please
HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER SUIT FITTING. IT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE.
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SOON THE ONLY THING I WILL BE DOING IS STAYING HIVE, WATCH MOVIES AND DRINK SOME GOOD FUCKING WINE. NO ONE IS GOING TO INTERRUPT OR THEY WILL PAY A HEFTY PRICE.
I use your bank details to buy a total of five snails and fifty lettuce.
IF I PRETEND HE DIDN’T SEE THAT, I CAN LIVE IN A FALSE SENSE OF IGNORANCE FOREVER. COCOONED IN LIES AND DECEPTION. THAT’S HOW YOU SOUNDED BY THE FUCKING WAY.
Possibly.
The Public Isn't Ready For That Just Yet.
You Are Not Ready To Hear This, But / This / Is " Peak " Cupetime Fashion. #nsfw? #larkdoodles https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9dc010abbee.png
crabs gonna get eaten same as anyfin else die mad
I fuckin knowv right? Pair that vwas a nice bottle of rum and maybe a salad and you'll havwe a fivwe star meal. #substance
Ye knowv, crab isn't actually that bad once in a vwhile, especially crab cakes.
RAAAHHAYEAHHH.
yea im greedy as hell
Haven’t made a cheese p0st 1n a m0nth crazy. Have s0me cheese 🧀
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im out here lookin 4 vampires w an oral fixation in these tryin times #cw-menstruation #nsfw
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Pepsi is still a big massive disappointment btw. Every time I drink it, it’s just like ‘this is what despair might taste like.’
Wasn’t expecting that to go as high as it did wow, I’m rather flattered that people want to see that.
men with long nails and claws
↻ G∞∞d m∞rning, night, evening, h∞ur chittr. ↺
H3H3.. B34UT1FUL N1GHT!
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A FIRST POST SINCE NO ONE *IMPORTANT* IS GOING TO FUCKING SEE IT.
8=l < Ooh very nice act001ly
blep
0u0 < Been meaning to post a new picture for a while
my ‘halloween’ costume is in the works for a thing i’ve been invited to and while i will not been sharing any details. it is coming along.
fuck yes
my phone fuckign fell on my face
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isn’t this quite literally you?
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why don’t u guys knead faster to warm up?? ba dum tsssssss
hokay i think the profile is set up fr now!!!! what do u think … did i eat. r there crumbs
Meow meow. Here like I said I would, I always keep my word after all.
8=l < No that's all
8=D < Really?
xx_dog_online_dot_net_xx
8=l < Yes
8=l < I didn't mediate it 8=l < I hated the stupid answer you gave when I inquired of how to acquire some of my own
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8=l < I have a list of people on this site I want to hang out with in person that I haven't yet
never fucking mind.
#serene in the face of my ‘demise’. Which is to say will not happen because he is not that bold.
:33< local catgirl eats moldy bread then hours latpurr gets unavoidable unrelated tummy ache :33< such is life
It would be really funny if someone got into your phone and made it so the wii theme song played at random moments for no reason. I mean I would totally never do something like that. I am an innocent party.
do it
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8=l < Scrolled back until I stopped caring 8=l < Good morning
:33< like my status if mew think im cute
wriggling in my hand smiling, feeding another return to the mines .
8=l < Fxddlxsti%
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8=l < Where's the princess
awww the meow awww
8=l < You're a%ing to get punched at this point
‘ have any romance film recommendations?’ thanks for being a big fan or something, whatever. it’s warming that someone is actually making proper use of their glance nuggets for something other than doom scrolling. also here. [ c. a. carmine has linked a rather large and extensive list of romance films that cover years, topics and popularity. they have been ordered from ones he likes the most on the top probably because otherwise there is not order. there are notes under every recommendation.]
8=l < Are YOU the hunter
i chipped a tooth vworking ovwer a gal vwith vwagina dentata. it vwas totally vworth it though. #nsfwv #nsfvwe #body-horror
B33 < mewre cooked
8=l < ... What does this mean
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just don’t expect anything so soon, my other job is time consuming and i have a partner who i’m not gonna ignore to sit on chittr dot ing.
i agreed to personally train some dude at work as a favour, it has already become my biggest regret. he never shuts up.
Second video is up, three times the length with more little things to gander. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae830fff3556.png
AHHHHHHHH wait no i like bugs ok cool chill guy
B33 < i give the bug a little kiss and curl up to go back to sl33p
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‘romance on set or penpal enermy?’ okay i’m not calling you that nepeta. romance on set is literally the worst thing ever, my ganderbulbs would rather watch cynolatry. have you tried viewing a movie were two actors hate each other and when they have to kiss its fucking insufferable. they are trying to eat each others faces off, their digestion bladders will not be so easily satisfied. penpal enemy has potential as long as the people behind it have anything going on in their think pan. it’s so hard to get a good kismesissitude. they don’t know how to write it at all. it’s like i might actually wither away and die over their piteous attempts at pitch bonds. so i guess i’ll go either way penpal enemies because it’s the only choice.
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0h ill have that then actually
Please d0nt drink that
she is opinionated on bugs! her opinion is they are tasty.
How > Cute! > I'll > Make > Sure > He > Is > Well > Fed! > ♡
Sweet!
i assure you casey will find a way to remove and eat it.
I Am Not Going To Wait To Post This. Hello To The Three " People " Currently Online. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7deea308fcc6.png
B33 <*ac stares at mew through ur scr33n* B33 < wassup
Sometimes you just wanna chill with your favourite person but you can’t, responsibilities exist.
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anyway ditching chittr for a few hours games with the boys
melatonin taken probably good time to log off before i get real weird on the main feed
ME. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY CAN’T HANDLE ME. GRHRRRH.
So am I a healthy medium? Not technically short but not 30 minutes? Also so.ehow i lost a view. Like ok YouTube i went from 3 to 2 how does someone Unwatch a video.
I’ve been too nice to people, I trip you over and steal your wallet. Bye.
I forgot earlier but wow you are such a good boy, the best boy even and good boys deserve to get spoiled. How about you come over, I buy you food and then I can pat your head to help you sleep while we watch a movie?
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Hey pretty boy, I’m coming over and I got this new drink it’s Coke Cola No Sugar Pumpkin and Cinnamon.
B33 < eating mew pink lemonade ch33tos
B33 <*ac paws mew face and curls up on ur lap* B33 < meow mew meow
One more for the road. You’ve been such a good boy, let me brush your hair for you. Sit between my legs and we can watch a movie while I brush your hair.
Wait I forgot. I give you some pats on the head and a chocolate chip cookie, you’re such a good boy, a very good very pretty boy.
8=l < I have a love-hate relationship with temperature 8=l < I can feel it but it doesn't affect me 8=l < Cold doesn't bite and heat doesn't burn 8=l < Usefoal in a surprising number of situations but annoying in others
8=l < Did not mean to pity this 8=l < This sounds fun
8=l < One thing I am 100king forward to is mushroom hunting 8=l < I enjoy morels and we have miles of forest
8=l < I 8=l < Wasn't the one who broke this one 8=l < I am gentle with my automatons
8=l < Thank you
8=l < Posted this last night but I think it's a fine picture 8=l < So posting it again this morning 8=l < Autumn makes me feel a tad melancholy 8=l < It's the first one I've e%perienced in four thousand years
8=l < I guess 8=l < I w001d consnicker something more productive as a hobby
Wow what a fun and thrilling race, definitely not like all the others where they just race in random shapes fifty six times.
hear me out on nemesis from resident evil 3 #suggestive #hearmeout
someones grubhub order randomly showed up at my house get absolutely fucked "greg" your mcnuggets and large big mac meal are mine now
oh yeah sick i mean maybe ill show off once im at a good point
arms chest and abs
at least i hit the gym today
insomnia and exhaustion double teaming my ass by sleeping about 4 hours per night only to hit me today with 9 hour sleep and two naps bout to knock out with a third nap rn government mandated daves sleep day apparently
OH FUCK YES, JACKPOT.
FAIRS.
LET ME KISS YOU GUYS WITH CONSENT. (:B
thanks, i'm sure one of my kids will want this.
🍊🍊🍊
Putting a little bit of orange here. 🍊
ive seen a lot of people share what they look like and i figure why not join?? this is me!! :D
B33 < *ac nods undpurrstandingly* B33 < we got this
B33 < trying to find an apurrtment where i could stretch my wings was SUCH a fucking hassle im guessing youve had the same woes lmeow
Youre the best
Im gonna need copies for my collection
No we’re not old. It was the MLP Trading Game.
I did not lose any card games today by the way, if you saw anything that was just lies.
ok
Sorry I have stuff to do today. Don’t miss me too much much or do, might be funny.
(( wait i want to share the sketches of my jade that my friend did here as well ok? shes so cutes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32d87b0da1db.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50bac3263ad1.png ))
mite take my gurl out 4 brunch aftr im done fuckin her brains out, cuz 1st n foremost im a gentleman 😌 #nsfw
Vote for a costume. Heart for Quicksilver, Pity for Dick Grayson, Meditate for Johnny Silverhand and Hate for Black Cat (don’t pick her). It should be in order.
havent been to the gym in like a week fuck it we locking in tomorrow
Cleaning Up Tombstones Is Honestly Soothing, A Nice Way To Pass Time And Honor Those You Loved.
Hi guys I am awake
Just mix in some strawberry vodka with your coffee.
8=D < Yay!
Wow you liked that one huh? Liked a bit of the ‘awe you’re such a good boy’ I pat your hair ever so gently, ‘we can send the whole night together because you’re such a good pretty boy. We can play games or something.’
I have been too occupied to make a strawberry post so have this one. Strawberries are still the best fruit.
probubbly.
im sensing a returning powerhouse of the chittrsphere could it have something to do with that big thing ive been hinting at? guess youre gonna have to find out soon
pretty :3
the both of u ofc
That's All You Can Do
hm.