Pounce de Dave
@scratchingStylus
Two guys sharing one account. (( pfp by Sol <33))
:33 < actually i should purrobably sleep meow, i got things to do, old men to rob etc etc.
:33 < hey dave furom my notifications want to help beat up an old man?
:33 < mew can tail when an old man gets up, mew can hear hisss knees protest. fun fact.
:33 < mew got a problem with theft old man @princeoflight ?
:33 < oh i am furry aware of their activities. mew can’t just steal steal furom anyone man.
:33 < that’s so cute that mew think that. :33 < anyway the chick-fil-a was excellent.
:33 < purrhaps or maybe it is just a fact. a muse and a lord fight together, a purrfect duo.
:33 < the funniest thing is stealing people’s groceries that they cat delivered to their houses btw. mew should do it.
:33 < my healthy breakfast today consists of mango ice cream, one beef patty and one apple slice.
how it feels making meals out of random parts of the pantry you like
Only One apple slIIce?? what happened tO the Others slIIces??🤔🤔
:33 < disco snails btw.
:33 < looking at other versions of myself and going wow mew are so purr-tty. let me hold your paw hot stuff
:33 < i pounce on mew furom the shadows and bite mew, feeding mew a bug. :33 < furprise
I would not recommend biting me. Highly bad for the fangs.
:33 < dude i am actually like tired early fur once so i think i am going to throw on a movie and go to bed lol. all that no sleeping got to me or something.
:33 < oh hello dave that seems tabby a dog.
:33 < sometimes mew just have to sink your fangs into someone’s arm beclawse they are just too hot and they knead to pay the consequences.
:33 < it’s always fun to go dancing especpurrly when your companion is a furry purr-tty bird.
:33 < we got crab on the menu like the animal lmfaooo.
I fuckin knowv right? Pair that vwas a nice bottle of rum and maybe a salad and you'll havwe a fivwe star meal. #substance
:33 < i furgot about thiss beclawse of the minecraft but feeds mew five whole bugs. 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛
:33 < i expected thiss since mew have such strong amounts of greed, mew absolutely can.
:33 < i have a purrmanent chick in my house meow after i sacrificed its mum in front of its eyes.
:33 < cows keep trampling my wheat. how am i meant to provide in these conditions ?
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Well you see if you let the moobeasts in the wheat field you're gonna get trampled wheat. █ Moobeasts go in the grass field.
i have gotten particularly good at minding my own business and staying in my own lane, some people need to take notes.