β¦ pitied by @scratchingStylus
8=l < I can kiss boo boos better 8=l < I am prepared to be the best dad ever

Not supposed to announce it

The Public Isn't Ready For That Just Yet.
what would you do if i put you in a little jar and shook it around
8=l < I love marshmallows 8=l < Especially the crunchy ones
It would be really funny if someone got into your phone and made it so the wii theme song played at random moments for no reason. I mean I would totally never do something like that. I am an innocent party.
8=l < Take the other one
8=l < There need to be more horses
8=l < You're a%ing to get punched at this point
8=l < Are YOU the hunter
8=l < What does this MEAN
8=l < ... What does this mean

melatonin taken probably good time to log off before i get real weird on the main feed
Hey pretty boy, Iβm coming over and I got this new drink itβs Coke Cola No Sugar Pumpkin and Cinnamon.
8=l < I have a love-hate relationship with temperature 8=l < I can feel it but it doesn't affect me 8=l < Cold doesn't bite and heat doesn't burn 8=l < Usefoal in a surprising number of situations but annoying in others

wtf "greg" who orders like 15 extra goddamn pickles on their big mac? sorry would you like some fucking burger with your pickles? at this point he shouldve just asked the store to slap the whole wet hog between those sesame seed buns raw dog the pickle next time "greg" fuck you

insomnia and exhaustion double teaming my ass by sleeping about 4 hours per night only to hit me today with 9 hour sleep and two naps bout to knock out with a third nap rn government mandated daves sleep day apparently

B33 < trying to find an apurrtment where i could stretch my wings was SUCH a fucking hassle im guessing youve had the same woes lmeow

ok

working on it

working on projects getting shit done cant keep getting distracted on chittr but the dms the dms want me to be distracted theyre plotting and scheming my downfall



