

That 8itch
@arachnidsSuperiority
call me a piece of shit all you like 8a8e, dont chance a thing about how you feel about me ;;;;) ((The literal WORST Vriska))
Gotta say, it's nice when I find someone like my last ex and I say jump they ask how high.

how h¡9h

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$hhh... 7here 7here..
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I wonder how many of my ex's I could call up and they'd still come groveling 8ack to me. Trick question, it's all of them.

I'm sure, too, that it was you who broke up with all of them and not the other way around.
No one 8reaks up with me, I'm the one who does all the heart8reaking
Y'know I'm glad some of my Ex's are good at keeping their mouths shut instead of complaining like I wasn't the 8est thing in the world for them That or at least they just vaugepost a8out it instead lol.
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Lmao yeah just call me out 8itch, don't fucking act like you never met me
RIIGHT!! IIt's jvvst eembaarraassiing hooneestly. Liikee stoop poostiing mysteeriioovvs shiit wheen wee haavee noo iideeaa whaat yoovv'ree oon aaboovvt ಠ︵ಠ
So, what I miss?

me

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Hell Yeah I can get 8ehind #marquisemonday
Gog I love having people grovel at my fucking feet.

Its one of those happy little treats of life

aS OPPOSED TO, yOUR CHASTE, fEET?
Y'all are 8ooooooooring Anyways who wants some of my ex's meds lmao her place is practically a8andoned and she kept stocked up on a lotta shit #su8stance
OOh my goooodneess shaariing iis caariing by thee waay
wow is that another spider-Coded Cerulean 6eing an unrepentant utter 6itCh? really 6reakin' the mould tonight, ain't we...

print("do not listen to ruelle do not give those to her")
Whole house mad at me lmao

tHE HOTTEST GIRL, yOU HAVE SEEN? tHANK YOU vRISKA, tHAT IS VERY SWEET OF YOU THOUGH, i FEEL LIKE, mAYBE A RATING OF 8, wOULD MAKE ME FEEL PRETTY GOOD, wHAT WITH THAT BEING, yOUR THING AND EVERYTHING, i MEAN, tHAT IS PROBABLY, wHERE i WOULD PLACE YOU, i THINK, sO SOME RECIPROCITY, wOULD BE, pRETTY AWESOME, aND THEMAT1C, i BET,
For a 8ronze yeah I'd say so, didn't know you could clean up that fucking nice. if you want an 8 you'll REALLY have to earn that girly, I don't just go handing that shit out to anyone. Gotta prove your worth! >::::D

oKAY i SUPPOSE, yEAH, i THINK i HAVE GOTTEN, pRETTY CUTE, aND HOT, aND PRETTY, eVER SINCE, i HAVE STARTED MY JOURNEY, oN THE PATH OF, bEING A COOL SEXY LADY, aND, cONTINUING TO GROW MY SENSE OF CONFIDENCE, aND SELF-WORTH, aND ALL OF THAT USUAL, tAVROS STUFF, bUT, hOW WOULD i EARN THAT, fROM YOU, sPECIFICALLY, aNYWAYS?
Definitely an improvement over your whiney self, hell I think I might 8e impressed! Last words I'd ever expect out of my mouth a8out you. 8uuuuuuuut I can think of a few ways ;;;;) #suggestive

oK,

wHAT WAYS WOULD THOSE BE, eXACTLY?

i DO NOT KNOW, hOW YOU WOULD TELL ME, oR ANYONE, aNYTHING, oVER A TEXTUAL MEDIUM, wITHOUT SPELLING IT, iS THE THING, tHAT IS TRIPPING ME UP, hERE,
Do you need everything spelled out for you? Gog guess despite that pretty mug and new personality you can't take the tavros out of the tavros. I was inviting you to Pail dum8ass #nsfw

nOT WHEN, tHINGS ARE STATED OUT LOUD, tHEN, sPELLING ISN'T REALLY NEEDED, uNLESS YOU'RE PARTAKING IN, a SPELLING BUZZBUG, tHEN, yOU DO NEED TO SPELL, mOST EVERYTHING OUT, bUT OTHERWISE, iF IT'S IN TEXT, tHEN YEAH, sPELL1NG IS GOOD, sPEAK1NG OF, iS THAT, hOW YOU MEANT TO, aHA, eHEHE, sPELL, tHAT WORD, iN PARTICULAR, aCTUALLY?
Chat should I make an alt to harass my ex? Shes fucking o8sessed with me LMAO e8thr that or I'll just fucking text her on a 8urner.

B33 < kinda pawthetic behavfur imeow
Nah, she's just really fun to fuck with. Girl CANNOT stay aw8y from Jade8loods lmao

// hey chat I know this character is a bit new but do please let me know if she's being too much of an asshole to your character or making you uncomfortable! That's the last thing I want to do to any of you lovely people!
I should message some of you sad losers, guarantee it would a8solutely make your day if you gotta speak with THE Vriska Serket.

And tell me, how would you make it better?
NOT R34LLY 1 TH1NK 1T M4K3S YOU SOUND 3V3N MOR3 PR3T3NT1OUS TH4N USU4L 1 M34N SUR3 MY VR1SK4 S4YS TH3 S4M3 TH1NG BUT ONLY OFFL1N3 SH3 DO3SNT COM3 1NTO 4 MULT1V3RS4L G4TH3R1NG W1TH S3V3N D1FF3R3NT PR3-3X1ST1NG VR1SK4S 4ND BOLDLY PROCL41M H3RS3LF TH3 "R34L" ON3

Eh if I wanted to be in the presence of an absolute bitch I have a mirror. And a robot running around with my soul in it.
I can 8e as pretentious as I fucking want, what's there to say? I'm the 8est everyone else is CLEARLY worse. Only reason everyone made it out alive was 8ecause of me and only me! ::::)
PROV4BLY UNTRU3 BUT 1 GU3SS TH4TS WH4T 1 G3T FOR TRY1NG TO 3NG4G3 YOU DO YOU S3RK3T 1LL B3 OV3R H3R3
I mean if you are expecting someone like your Vriska I'm afraid I'm one of a kind ::::)
8itches fucking love me !!!
https://open.spotify.com/track/7wwLxmUVLCfySaJ0fdyelI?si=M5-mmr5YTXeB6xuAO8GhzA&utm_source=copy-link #musicposting
gog alien girls are sooooo needy. They let me get away with fucking anything lmao! #suggestive

hm. not gonna lie, that ego of yours is really hot. and i *will* let you get away with anything, as long as you're prepared to be on the receiving end of the same. ;)
The more of a 8itch I am the more of you want to get in my pants 8e honest ladies. #suggestive

nah thats a bit mean actually mate
If I like your post either it's a missclick or you should thank me for indulging your 8ullshit. ::::D
Well I gotta go for the day, see ya losers!

goodbye, loser.

print("it was not a pleasure, bye")
I like the one called Vriska.
Least SOMEONE on here get how great I am.
While, perhaps, your people sREDACTEDs are lacking- you are direct and to the point, and I sense that your superiority complex is from a place that is earned and sincere.
Hey I'm plenty good with people! Especially when they're in front of me and weak minded. Hell they don't even gotta 8e in front of me! 8ut yeah if I wasn't the 8est I wouldn't go around flexing it.
damn you ask you're ex how she's doing and she just 8locks you like that! Yeesh what a fucking 8itch, can't 8elieve I touched that alien trash.

MAYBE A GOOD SIGN.
I mean, not like I care. She was good Pail and that's it. Honestly glad that nagging 8itch is outta my life. #nsfw

<action; statement input; statement: maybe there is a |esson you can |earn here about not being awfu| />

<[emotion_detected: derision] action; statement input; statement: i wou|d say 'of course', but then i wou|d be corrected for |ying since my code does not a||ow sarcasm />
Like you have all the fucking details, not like you ever dated that clingy 8itch.

<action; statement input; statement: it is ca||ed context c|ues. input; statement: & i am very, very good at data ana|ysis & puzz|es. />

*y0ur.
Is it really #casteism if you know your 8etter than all those losers?

You are barelllY, iFf even a highblllood. You mightT wanna stTop Fflllarping as a tTrue indigo and quitT FfllleXXXing aboutT being castTeistT. tThe empress isntT gonna Ffuck You
And I thought you were one of the good ones, you think you can get the drop on someone who's practically got gander 8ul8s in the 8ack of her head? Also don't puke on me unless you want one of my crew cleaning olive off the deck.

print("you are aware that you made a spelling mistake")
8itch you think I'm loyal to that wad? I can hate every last caste for good fucking reason including those assholes at the top. Just so happens I hate them 8ecause they're all fucking pricks and not 8ecause of their shitty 8lood.

VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა ❓ oh you gonna kill me huh ૮˵×ﻌ=ა 💬 jokes on you little miss muffet im into that ฅ૮⦻ﻌ⊙აฅ 💬 do your wor'st aint no way you can outfreak me ૮×ﻌoა 💬 besides, nothing about me is good lol ^^^^^^^^^^

print("scribes") print("they seem to care about grammar") print("historians too because if they saw this they would think you are pretty stupid") print("me") print("the other person who i now see pointed this out") print("to conclude, a few people would care")

so You're justT perpetTuallllllY stTuck in tThe mindsetT oFf an edgY siXXX sweep ollld?
Lmao if that's what you wanna call 8eing 8etter than everyone else than sure.


