Terezi Pyrope
@gallowsCalibrator
L4ZY 4SS FR33LO4D3R. SH3/H3R.
4BOUT TO QU1T3 L1T3R4LLY DR4G MY M4T3SPR1T TO B3D W1SH M3 LUCK
glhf.
GRUBS OFF TO SCHOOL YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS >:] T1M3 FOR TH3 GROWNUPS TO T4K3 4 FUCK1NG N4P #SFW
let me yap real quick. the mythol0gy on my earth-c is a little c0mplicated. any trolls wh0 reached god tier are w0rshipped two, and the descripti0n of us c0ming from a previ0us cycle/world/etc. tw0 assist the creators- kn0wing the universe we made was unsafe fr0m the ravages of hateful Time and fighting tw0 try again with an0ther one- is largely c0rrect. as much as folkl0re told and ret0ld over many millennia can be, anyway. as for th0se of us wh0 DIDNT god tier, many 0f us are treated kind of like saints. we d0n't receive prayers like god tiers can, but if pe0ple recognize us they usually trip all 0ver themselves. our dead friends are referred tw0 as martyrs who gave their lives tw0 defeat the cosmic evil. and a lot 0f scripture, especially further back in the planet's histwory, describes me as "the maiden's eternal c0mpanion." 0ne who the maid 0f time brought tw0 her side two keep her c0nnected two m0rtalkind. makes it hard tw0 go 0n public dates but i'll take it if it means she and i are a legend all our 0wn. #aaposting
WAHHHH THAT’S SO ROMANTIC.
yep. s0me lovers die f0r each other, we live f0r each other.
:33< thank gog my earth c isnt like this or it would make date night with mew even furce :33< can mew imeowgine if all anyaone efur knew about mew is what mew fur like when mew fur 6 and then mew died?
its n0t all bad, but i get what you mean. itd be harder f0r you. als0 fym "even worse."
:33< i mean worse on mewr earth c
0H i get you. speaking 0f we need two d0 our date night s0on. y0u told me all the details dw.
:33< okay i trust mew impurrlicitly
WHOL3 H1V3 UP 4T 5:30 4M B3C4US3 TH3 GRUB H4D 4 N1GHTM4R3
THIS HAPPENS WHEN I HAVE A NIGHTMARE TOO.
SOM3T1M3S 1 DO 3NVY MY M4T3SPR1TS CONN3CT1ON W1TH HUM4N S3XU4L1TY. SH3S SO H4PPY 4BOUT B31NG "4 L3SB14N" 4ND 1 JUST C4NT CONN3CT W1TH B31NG "B1S3XU4L" TH3 S4M3 W4Y. 1TS 4 SH4M3.
i guess it is harder to connect with it since it was the most common sexuality on alternia if i had to guess! but i think being bisexual is pretty cool too!!
NOT JUST MOST COMMON BUT TH3 PR3SUM3D D3F4ULT H4RD TO T4K3 PR1D3 1N B31NG L1K3 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 1 SUPPOS3 1TS L1K3 HOW NO ON3 3V3R T4LKS 4BOUT "M1DBLOOD PR1D3"
i understand... hugs but i think you are still a pretty special person, terezi!
OH Y34H UNDOUBT3DLY 1 R3M41N TH3 ONLY KNOWN TROLL W1TH MY UN1QU3 FORM OF S3NS3S NOT TO M3NT1ON 1M 4 S41NT 4ND 4LL TH4T J4ZZ 1 KNOW 1M SP3C14L TH4TS NOT WH4T TH1S W4S 4BOUT
H4PPY L3SB14N D4Y TO 4LL L3SB14NS
that's me! i'm lesbian!
GOOD MORN1NG TO F4T B1TCH3S *3XCLUS1V3LY*
8=l < Do I count
>B] they postin truthnukes on my fyp this how u kno its gon be a BLESSED day >B]
8=l < You're 8=l < Am I incorrect in assuming you were blind
what about if you dont have a physical form yet schrodingers fat bitch
1 W4SNT 4LW4YS BL1ND; SOM3T1M3S TH3 L3X1CON OF TH3 S1GHT3D ST1LL SL1PS 1N, 3V3N 1F WH4T 1 *M34N* 1S L1CK1NG MY SCR33N TO G3T 4 S3NS3 OF SH4P3S 4ND COLORS
8=l < Fascinates me how you're able to do that
1T 1S F4SC1N4T1NG 4ND 1N3XPL1C4BL3. MY LUSUS T4UGHT M3 HOW TO DO 1T BUT SUR3LY 1 MUST H4V3 H4TCH3D W1TH TH3 4PPROPR14T3 DORM4NT S3NS3S. 1 SUPPOS3 1 MUST B3 4 MUT4NT. NOT SURPR1S1NG, MOST TROLLS 1 KNOW 4R3 SOM3 K1ND OF MUT4NT.
8=l < Even I carry a mutation 8=l < It's more common than one may think 8=l < Still it's a great %ill you were hatched with
i'm always saying this.
1V3 B33N 4ROUND TH3 4LT3RN4T3 UN1V3RS3S 4 F41R B1T. 1V3 M3T TR4NSM4SC J4D3S 4ND T4LL K4RK4TS 4ND TH1N F3F3R1S 4ND BUSTY N3P3T4S 4ND 4LL K1NDS OF V4R14T1ONS ON TH3 S4M3 COR3 P3OPL3. SO WHY TH3 FUCK H4V3 1 N3V3R M3T 4 VR1SK4 W1TH T1TS.
A UNIQUELY MULTIVERSAL CONSTANT?
Why the heck do you keep making Vriska generaliz8ions??
B3C4US3 1 4M SOM3TH1NG OF 4 FOR3MOST 3XP3RT ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF VR1SK4. 4 CONNO1SS3UR YOU M1GHT S4Y.
As a Vriska let me give you a heads up a8out how creepy that sounds.
DULY NOT3D BUT 1 D3F3R TO MY VR1SK4 OV3R OTH3RS ON SUCH SUBJ3CTS 4ND SH3 F1NDS MY P4THOLOG1C4L OBS3SS1ON W1TH H3R 3ND34R1NG.
4NY T1PS FOR F4TT3N1NG UP MY M4T3SPR1T? NOT 4 K1NK TH1NG TH1S 1S FOR H3R *H34LTH*
Carbs kelp! Naut sugar t)(oug)( t)(at can )(ave otter )(-eel-t)( effects. Protein too, so for dinner maybe )(ave a lot of meat and just enoug)( veggies to get your nutrients but naut fill your belly.
Candy. :)
cal0ric dense, starchy f00ds are 0ften best f0r healthy weight gain, much can be packed int0 smaller p0rti0ns f0r th0se wh0 d0 n0t eat frequently 0r en0ugh in 0ne sitting, als0 cheese if they can st0mach it, such a thing tends t0 make f0r an excellent flav0r enhancer, l00k int0 dishes that pr0minently feature pasta, p0tat0es and fatty pr0teins at the f0refr0nt
c< carbs! i recOMMeNd sOups witH lOts Of pOta2es! >c
✧જ⁀ Peanuts!!! Help a lot!!! They give you a good source of protein!!! Also fish and red meats!!! You can never go wrong with those!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
is it an egbert? i recommend lasagna.
1 W1SH 1 H4D SC4L3S.
8=l < It c001d happen...
1'D SH4R3 M1N3 1F 1 COULD.
8=l < I can let you grow them
34RTH C 1S SO FUCK1NG L4M3 YOU C4NT 3V3N B34T 4 GUYS 4SS FOR S4Y1NG STUP1D SH1T TO YOU L3T 4LON3 K1LL H1M FOR 1T.
★彡 [sOUnds lIkE It. YOU gOtt@ t@kE @ v@Yc@Y Or sOmEthIn.] 彡★
W1SH 1 COULD BUT NO TH1S 1S ST1LL TH3 ONLY KNOWN 1NH4B1T3D PL4N3T. 1 WOND3R 1F TH3YD L3T M3 M4K3 4 V4C4T1ON HOM3 ON TH3 MOON.
2ee that'2 why you gotta cau2e a murder my2tery 2o you can 2olve iit and be all liike 'wooooaahhhh iit wa2 me the whole tiime who knew even ii diidn't oh noooo..'.
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I'm glad /Someone/ appreciates me for being like this. :)
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ma7be a different earth (, then, be(ause the one where i work has “talk shit get hit” enshrined in legislature
HOW TH3 FUCK? >:? WHY DO 1 H4V3 TO L1V3 ON TH3 WORST V3RS1ON OF TH1S FUCK1NG PL4N3T.
WH4T'S UP CH1TTR 1M 34T1NG 4 P1ZZ4 TH4T'S SOOOOOOOO FUCK1NG GR34SY.
8=l < Realizing how pretty you are in your icon 8=l < Is the pizza good
DO3S 1T SM3LL OR T4ST3 L1K3 P1ZZ4? >:?
1TS GOT P3PP3RON1 4ND B4CON 4ND S4US4G3 4ND H4M 4ND *3XTR3M3LY* GR34SY CH33S3. WH1CH 1S TO S4Y Y3S 1TS V3RY GOOD.
1T SM3LLS T4ST3S 4ND F33LS L1K3 4 P1ZZ4. CR1SP BR34D, JU1CY TOM4TO S4UC3, GR34SY CH33S3, M34TY TOPP1NGS. TH3 WORKS.
8=l < A lot of meat 8=l < Glad you're enjoying it
4LSO TH4NKS 1 DONT PUT MUCH STOCK 1N MY PHYS1C4L 4PP34R4NC3 BUT P3OPL3 DO S4Y 1M V3RY 4TTR4CT1V3.
8=l < I imagine not, all things consnickered
F41R, D3SCR1PT1ON OF PL4ST1C. M1GHT B3 P1ZZ4 TH3N.
oh hell fucking yes.