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:33< *the mighty huntress slowly bats something breakable off a nearby table*
The more of a 8itch I am the more of you want to get in my pants 8e honest ladies. #suggestive
let me yap real quick. the mythol0gy on my earth-c is a little c0mplicated. any trolls wh0 reached god tier are w0rshipped two, and the descripti0n of us c0ming from a previ0us cycle/world/etc. tw0 assist the creators- kn0wing the universe we made was unsafe fr0m the ravages of hateful Time and fighting tw0 try again with an0ther one- is largely c0rrect. as much as folkl0re told and ret0ld over many millennia can be, anyway. as for th0se of us wh0 DIDNT god tier, many 0f us are treated kind of like saints. we d0n't receive prayers like god tiers can, but if pe0ple recognize us they usually trip all 0ver themselves. our dead friends are referred tw0 as martyrs who gave their lives tw0 defeat the cosmic evil. and a lot 0f scripture, especially further back in the planet's histwory, describes me as "the maiden's eternal c0mpanion." 0ne who the maid 0f time brought tw0 her side two keep her c0nnected two m0rtalkind. makes it hard tw0 go 0n public dates but i'll take it if it means she and i are a legend all our 0wn. #aaposting
women...
“you’re so disgusting, what a perv!!” i say while giggling uncontrollably and twirling my hair and biting my lip and batting my big sweet doe eyes. #nsfw #silly
is it an egbert? i recommend lasagna.
✧જ⁀ Peanuts!!! Help a lot!!! They give you a good source of protein!!! Also fish and red meats!!! You can never go wrong with those!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
c< carbs! i recOMMeNd sOups witH lOts Of pOta2es! >c
Carbs kelp! Naut sugar t)(oug)( t)(at can )(ave otter )(-eel-t)( effects. Protein too, so for dinner maybe )(ave a lot of meat and just enoug)( veggies to get your nutrients but naut fill your belly.
cal0ric dense, starchy f00ds are 0ften best f0r healthy weight gain, much can be packed int0 smaller p0rti0ns f0r th0se wh0 d0 n0t eat frequently 0r en0ugh in 0ne sitting, als0 cheese if they can st0mach it, such a thing tends t0 make f0r an excellent flav0r enhancer, l00k int0 dishes that pr0minently feature pasta, p0tat0es and fatty pr0teins at the f0refr0nt
im into fat bitches who else into peak like me send post
STUP1D S3XY 3GB3RTS.
sapphic yearning....
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FAT WOMEN