♠ hated by @caligulasAquarium
I feel malevolence behind this.
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https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/e160c488a459.png nnany of you should take heed of this uuarning. for yourselves. because i fear you are one pan contusion auuay fronn death.
the walking talking sushi bar has something to say whats new
I go posting on how we don't mingle, so you decide it's time to begin mingling? The entitlement is through the roof. I don't even hope you die, I hope you're forced to grow & progress.
Hm no.
hats your grudge agaunst #wizardpussy
Something something #wizardpussy #nsfw
#wizardpussy >:)
No.
sahdow wizard money gang we love castingm spells #wizardpussy
#WIZARDPUSY ERIDAN!!!
Like if ya want to hear what I am listening to right now or hate the chitt for no
My services are still open to the WISE Eridans that want to win. Let the others fllop about, fish out of water. I can give you fins in the turgid waters of war. #EridanWar
sometimes a clown just doesnt look like the honking type and their honking just feels so forced like its ok man the clown police arent gonna get you for not honking youre just not that kinda clown dude
if u wanna experience arsenic poisonin, u should come to #nepetaweek !
The Eridans are too vain and pridefull to accept the hellp of their betters in War. Foollish. With my direction your victory is assured.
idk, mxybe yxu'll lexrn sxmething tx fill thxt empty fish hexd xf yxurs
I HEREBY GRANT ALL #AMPORAS THE #GUTTERBLOOD PASS. THEY'RE USING IT WELL.
i aInT BeInG ThE RuDe mOtHeRfUcKeR HeRe eRiBrO.
yOu sOuNd vErY UpSeT By mY SiZe?
hOw tAlL Is eVeRyOnE? gEnUiNeLy cUrIoUs ((OoC: tElL Me)) I'M 8'2"
V^ Highbl00ds are just s0 silly t0 me like yeah 0k, y0ur casteism (f0r the 0nes wh0 are, n0t saying all 0f them are) is m0re funny than it is insulting. Maybe I'm just t00 0ld t0 care 0r s0mething l0l. ^V
maybe if i walk on my tiptoes no one will n-... wait i can fly.
u thuoght hatebot was a lpatop i dnot thnik u shuold be quetsionin thins anmyore *thought *laptop *dont *think *should *question *anymore
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remembah the mutha fuckin chart, people. https://64.media.tumblr.com/7a5703d9429739f4393ff1bf211ca04c/d4663966713c8079-66/s1280x1920/8db9f68ae3cc8cd0b3cd162ab88ef5297c4511a4.jpg
V^ Ngl cavernbreath is a new 0ne lma0. ^V
V^ Haha w0w I never even stayed in the caverns, nice try. Fuck them grubs. ^V
V^ Haha g00d luck getting back in g00d graces. ^V
V^ B000000 shit ap0l0gyyyyyy! ^V
V^ S0rry man I'm with y0ur friend, this is kinda =:/ behavi0r. ^V
RUD--E. >38(
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everyone above 6ft will have their knees broken. sorry i don't make the rules, i just enforce them
Erisolsprite come on man.
>+. ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE EGBERT WEEK SOON .+<
Eridan.
My voice is gone today. Screamed too loud at #EridanWeek.
▼▼course its a snooty prick that responds first▲▲ ▼▼what did i even expect▲▲
<p> would it be cannibalism for a sea dweller to eat sushi </p>
@caligulasAquarium#9845 🫵🔜
🙏🧌🦷🌱⏩🌲🎒😵🔁🎻🎻🫀🍆♠️
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
To whoever Eridan is fuck you. Why? No particular reason.
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
greetins n salutations vvaried denizens of paradox space, it's #redeemederidan long story short captor beat my ass and it turned out bein a miserable shit all the time kinda sucked so i stopped and bada bing bada boom im nice noww you may praise me at your leisure it is my understanding that not all eridans are as wwise and self-awware as me so if i encounter em im gonna be tellin em wwhats wwhat thats about all there is to say on the matter
i dunn0 wha7 seadweller needs 70 hear 7his bu7... give 7ha7 sea urchin a ha7 n0w!!!! (and p0s7 a pic 0f i7 pls and 7hnx) cx
Ding dong the bitch is dead. #brunomars #eridanweek
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
Soon. https://files.catbox.moe/fklfpu.png
It has come to my attention, that there are TOO MANY websites, that do NOTHING at all, and that's why people act WEAK and FOOLISH. People can't LEARN from what is online, because what IS online is USELESS. Clearly, it must be MY responsibility to TEACH the masses, or the world will continue to get WORSE, when it doesn't have to. That is why I will be sharing my ideas HERE. Maybe it will take time, for people to UNDERSTAND my GENIUS, but that's just what ART is like. People are free to read and share, but it's not MY fault, if YOU can't understand me and get mad.
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
Expect An Article On Eridanweek Soon. #liesoferidan
I Suspect That Eridanweek May Be Some Sort Of Money Laundering Scheme. Something Isn’t Right Here. #liesoferidan
I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
When you guys talk about highbloods can you include me too. Highbloods and Brosprite. Thanks.
Ok So For The War That I Have No Idea About Are We Thinking Vampire Chic Or Perhaps Army Fashion
I don't think you knoww wwhat I mean by "issue". It's just a topic of discussion and regulation, no more no less.
and you know what sure #imcoming to #eridanweek but as staff not as a guest dont try to talk to me if you see me working its a hard job remixing amporas sentences to be poop related on the fly and repeating them louder than he said them
HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© after @ardourCorvvidae performs livve on deck and SUBMIT a revvieww if you havve feedback #gaming #flarp #music #crockercorp
after a l0ng, drawn 0ut edging pr0cess, i'm happy t0 finally say #imc0ming t0 #eridanweek.
♯nah i just enjoy ♯correcting the ♯knowitalls ♯noshade to the ♯warmbloodedhoes i cant wait to see you ♯reap what you ♯sow ♯eridanampora
♯bronze* you especially are ♯caught in the ♯drama of ♯materialrealty you dont even know
none of you ♯seadwellers have ♯liveddeliciously & it ♯shows except for maybe ♯thatpinkbitch shes ♯fine i suppose
^ ♯thingsachudwouldsay
is it true seadwellers get extra for #slickweek #nsfw
how;s it feel to be a chчd, bчddY?
Should i Like, pull Up to Eridan week, Or
yup. there is no reason for me to lie about this, i can just post a picture of it.
cause of a convwo i had wvith porrim, wvhat sort of physical differences are unique to your timeline or you? i got a shark tail and fin and pharyngeal teeth, pharyngeal teeth, specifically, are throat teeth, but it's mostly cause there are more than one rowv of teeth in my mouth. wvhat goes in wvill absolutely come out shredded.
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
* You wonder why people always hate your posts when you've never said anything hate-worthy at all.
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
good morning chittr whats happening today gimme the scoop
I would also like to join the #selfcest train. I’ve already fucked like three Roxys lets keep it going
Nah forr me it's an adrrenaline thin'. Plus I get betterr so it's whateverr sometimes people just need t' let theirr angerr out and it's prrolly betterr to do it to someone who wants it, yeah?
^^Well, i can't help it! the World is a Violent place at times, it's just hoW things are! and We deal With that in our oWn WaYs^^
^^#nsfW #Violence^^ ^^When Will i be hunted through the forest and slammed into the dirt and put in a headlock and made to beg for mY life...sigh^^
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
D --> I need to get my kult score up it is making me sad that my kull score is higher
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
it took me nine yeareals to collect the cereals.
<3-#detailposting Saw-a-tree.
<3-You-don't-know-me.-I'm-built-different.
<3-Do-you-think-it-will-go-well-if-I-shoot-my-shot-with-the-empress?
What the hell is Beforus.
stapling my phone to the wall and using my recently purchased dowsing rods to tell me which quadrant reaction i should use for each chitt
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
Do Not That This Will Not Be Based On What You Want To Hear But What You Must Hear
Im Kind Of Bored So Since I Have Been Relieved Of My Duties For The Forgoing Please Respond To This Post And I Will Dispense A Mote Of Advice Specifically Tailored To Your Most Glaringly Apparent Needs
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
Nah, perfect weather. Cool outside but the sun is warm and nice and aaaahhhh.
Sun can't kill me, I'm too cool for that.
tHERE ARE SO MANY, wIGGLERS OUT THERE, sPAWNED FROM, mY FRIENDS' LOINS OR, THE LOINS OF OTHERS, tHEN, aDOPTED BY MY FRIENDS, wHICH, mAKES ME REALLY REALLY, rEALLY WANT TO DO MY BEST TO BE, a COOL "UNCLE", tYPE FIGURE, i AM GOING TO, pLAY SOCCER WITH, oNE, aLREADY, sHE SEEMS, sO COOL,
D --> Good evening Chittr community D --> It has been brought to my attention that some of you, and in the interests of those involved party's anonymity they will remain nameless, have e%pressed solicitous feelings about my presense here D --> In an e%tended initiative to assuage these concerns I would like to introduce myself properly D --> My name is Equius Zahhak, although for propriety's sake, my official title is E%emplar Dank1000k and it would be proper to refer to me as such D --> As chairman of E%emplary Industries, it is to my interests that you, yes you, become the upstanding member of Beforan society that you were always meant to be D --> Furthermore, it has been noted that in some small subsects of the community, there seems to be a persistent rumor as to my dalliance in the dark dregs of society D --> I would like to remind my constituents that these are nothing more than rumors and baseless conspiracy theories D --> Thank you for your observation in this matter
⛔🙅❗🚫🍴🟢🧟🧠🧟🤱🍆🧠
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO. :o(
🍵🟢🥧🧟🫵🧠🍳
so true! if you evwer change your mind you knovw vwhere to find me. zz;)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK NO. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, AN ANIMAL? I'M GONNA SYNTHESIZE THAT SHIT INTO CRYSTALIZED POWDER, CUT IT WITH MIND HONEY, AND SMOKE IT. DUH. #substance
you need a shoulder to cry on, handsome?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS. :o)
try sleₑᵉping on the ground and just embracing the horrors and playing and having fun
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
THE ERIDAN GUYS ARE GOING TO NOT LIKE THIS I THINK MAYBE IDK
Already Pregnant With John's Puppies @ectobiologist#5688
D --> It is obvious that it would
T)(ey asked an IMPORTANT question. You're just being a grumpy gilled dork. Let t)(em )(ave t)(eir fun and experience t)(e water like we do.
D --> Be e%ceptional
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
Good morning, everyone. Are you early 8irds or l8te sleepers?
D --> I could not care less what you have to say remain off my post
~ Wow SeemS like I woke up to So much Sudden clownS and purplebloodS hate? Do you guyS realize that if not the existence of clurch, then the empire would've been led not by fuchsia, but by Some purple? Which I guesS would've been even worse for all of you. Also castism doesn't make Some of you look better.
D --> It is strange to me to see some of the warmb100ds on this site venerate highb100ds so fervently D --> But I suppose that is because I am used to my friends who were quite anti-spectrum by nature D --> E%cept Eridan I guess but I avoided talking to him even when I was ardently pro-caste
— "DEmOCRACY" — "COmmUNITY" — "mAGNANImITY" — "mUNIFICENCE" — THESE ARE THE wORDS — wISE PEOPLE USE — wHEN DISCUSSING OUR PROGRAm — & OUR mOVEmENT. wHAT DO THESE wORDS mEAN—? JOIN US. & wE wILL FIND OUT — TOGETHER. https://imgur.com/a/bFVWm8M
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ONLY A LITTLE BIT? I GOTTA GET NASTIER ASAP. :o(
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BILLION AND THEN ONE. I CAN PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY PRETTY BOY. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL IT A MILLION AND ONE, I LIKE THOSE ODDS. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CLOWNVERT TODAY AND GET A FREE HONK HORN THAT'S NOT FREE AT ALL AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TWO BOONDOLLARS FOR IT. :o) LIMITED TIME OFFER EXCEPT WE'RE OFFERING IT FOREVER.
:o) Exactly as I wanted :o) Good girl. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORE OF WHATEVER THIS IS PLEASE. :o)
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, #rankworks, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
\) -•-I love clowns.-•- (/
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
;o)
man red squirts is fucking craaaazy but usually im just fuckin with you to fuck with you not to be actually a dick though that can be a bit hard to parse
I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
i aint readin all of that happy for you tho or sorry that happened
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
man. yall dont have normal birds and shit from what ive heard just fucking lusii. where was i supposed to assume that yall had fish
fish are friends not food
man i dont know this shit idk if yall even have fish to begin with like
hey @ trolls of chittr is it considered like. blashphemous to keep fish in a tank on alternia given that seadwellers are your royalty do you guys even have fish small enough to keep in a tank #therealquestions
⚇ more waders hating my chit. ⚇ AS IF I WAS EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM??? ⚇ motherfuckers just proving how self absorbed they are. ⚇ i was talking about that calder motherfucker. ⚇
:o)
yOu cAn mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY ThAt aGaIn, SiStEr. ThEy aLl wEiRd.
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
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:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
yeah and I can post my unsolicited opinion of thinking that your opinion should be shoved up your ass, so deal with that.
just put a cigarette out on my abs again. i gotta stop doing that but it feels so fucking good... #substance #nsfw
and you can take that opinion and shove it up your fucking ass.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WISH I WAS STROKIN MY BULGE RIGHT NOW. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK OF A PHOENICIAN TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S NOTHING AVERAGE ABOUT ME, I'M THE CEO OF BIG DAWG INCORPORATED, I BEEB RUNNING MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES SINCE YOUR CASTE WAS STILL THEM LITTLE SINGLE-CELLED NEMATODE MUTHAFUCKERS CHILLING OUT BY THE UNDERGROUND THERMAL VENTS. THE ALPHA CALLS IT AS HE SEES IT 💯💯💯😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
what is that https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/52e245e1df67:png #art
"Horrorterror" is such a stupid name. Spookyscaries. UpsettingFrights. They don't care what you call them so why choose one so fucking stupid. I call them my homies.
D --> You are a poor liar D --> Perhaps you are even worse at detecting them if you tr001y believe yourself
D --> I do not kill because I am STRONG enough to solve my problems in other ways D --> You are weak and do not consider changing that so you will remain as you are D --> Miserable
D --> You mistake gentleness for weakness D --> A f001ish move to make against one who has to be gentle lest the world break under his fingers
D --> No, I think it is quite plainly obvious we die in different fashions D --> You will die sad and alone, and it will be a just death D --> When I die it will be heroic and I will do it surrounded by and for the people who love and care for me as I do them D --> We may both be of the same cloth D --> But mine shall be a part of a greater and beautiful whole D --> While you shall forever be delegated to being a piece of scrap fabric one uses to wipe up filth
D --> I am a better man than you will ever be
D --> Deplorable
Aw mister erisolsprite i didnt realize you were so rugged and vicious.
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
I didn’t even say what the experiment was, Eridan.
Experiment results are coming back in: Roxy Lalonde is once again the smartest person in the room.
no..
TOXIC MASCULINITY ISN’T TRENDY, YOU KNOW. BUT OKAY, AMPORA. WHATEVER YOU SAY. <3<
here lads if anyone knows who this tweaker bronzeblood is who's knocking on my apt door can you tell them to cop on and fuck off??? i'm in the apt blocks south of new new york, i've tried and they won't listen jfc #substances
AMPHORA, I KNOW YOU LIKE THE BACK OF MY OWN FROND. YOU NEED A MIRROR AND A THERAPIST.
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU AREN’T GETTING THE PRINCESS TREATMENT THAT BATMAN IS GETTING IN THIS FANFICTION RIGHT NOW. HA!!! LIKE *THAT* WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
It's like gravity. The collective mass of the people, kept low by the system, feels impossible to escape. But that's just the thing; We shouldn't be trying to escape our circumstances. We should be uplifting our communities, our collective friends and allies. We should turn that gravitational pull into our strength, like the stars we hail from.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAHHH NAH NAH YOU DON'T GET IT LIL GOLDIE, THE CLURCH AIN'T A CULT, IT'S JUST A MIRTHFULLY SPIRITUAL ORGANIZATION WHERE YOU'LL GET CULLED IF YOU ACT AGAINST THE INTERESTS OF THE FAITH. A CULT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING.
OKAY, SHOVING SAID OBJECT IN THAT WINDPIPE NOW. YOU WERE WARNED.
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
CA I WOULD GUEST YOU PUCKER YOUR CHITINOUS WINDPIPE BEFORE SOMETHING ENDS UP LODGED IN IT.
Remember, a storm‑tossed hour does not betray the sunrise; a mis‑step in the daylight is only a ripple on the pond, not the drowning of its whole expanse. Consider the flower, with its face alight with countless crowns. When a single petal sighs away, does the flower wilt? No, its heart still beats, its pollen still beckons, its colours still bloom. Only the hand that yanks the stem from earth, that flings the whole flower into oblivion, writes ruin upon its own breath. You do not need to be that hand. Let the wayward petal drift, twirl, and settle where it may. There are infinite petals in the garden of tomorrow, each waiting to unfurl under a kinder sky. So do not snap yourself to the sharp edge of one flaw, let it fall, and trust the garden you will grow. #poetrybyme
thank you all for your patience i am sure it was hard. at the turn of the hour the wizard tournament will commence. what i need from the lovely chittr public is contestants. please submit to my dms the best wizards you have. paintings, statues, notebook doodles, selfies with a wizard hat photoshopped in or drawn on in mspaint. bring me your champions. i will be pitting all contestants against each other in brackets and chittr will vote for our victors. i just ask that no one submits genai wizards. i want real craftsmanship passion and artistry. thank you. #wizard #wizardposting
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#whoswithme
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
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Wh4t3v3r could you poss1bly m34n???
Yes bro of course eridan. Durr! Oh joyous day to reunite with one of my closest and greatest amigos ever.
FUCK. IS FOR FAILURE!!!!!!!!!! WAIT. F IS FOR FAILURE! WHICH IS ALSO!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRST LETTER OF FUCK! AND AS YOUR HOMEROOM SCREECHER. I FAIL YOU!!!!!!!
Oh erisolsprite you have such a notorious potty mouth. Someones going to give you a boatload of soap for that kind of talking!
Sorry bro egg on my face its erisolsprite right. Im a total dunce. Oof!
Pert to near but not plum is all i need! Boy howdy here i was thinking i was down on my luck but youve come into the room and lit the whole juke joint up purely by being you. You cant possibly see this mister erisol but im all grins on my side if the screen and its so good to know i have you stocking my gallery YET again.
ii"m here and ii"m full of nothiing but hate..
Oh erisol!! It really is you!!!
Admonishing me in a sort of silly and goofy way you cant possibly really mean...
Stepping away from the heat of it...
Wait...
=Σ:|
Actually he used to say stuff like that pretty often too but thats neither here nor there.
You came onto my post talking a whole bunch of horsehockey expecting me not to rise to the occasion! Well mister i dont know what type of company YOURE privy to but in these parts we dont put up with negative nellys. Especially where it concerns my bro erisolsprite! You havent the darndest as to what sort of greatness he was spitting on the day to day. His ear fin and also one regular ear lent to me in my most troubling times all for some cur on the other side of a screen to razz him entirely. Total pish! Ill go to bat for him and if you dont get out of the field youre liable to be hit.
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
No can do buckaroo i think that guy was the bees knees and theres not a single dang second where i dont get a little bit teary eyed imagining what became of him... i cant say i give a damn if youre rivaling with your supposed cousin or not you shant be speaking all that slanderous poppycock in HERE about him.
i need s𖦹me h𖦹t fresh bl𖦹𖦹d ......
I do say my man could it be youre possibly kin to the old fellow?
All of this is jogging a funny sort of memory...
Aw man please dont put words in my friend erisolsprites mouth we were the best of pals and hed be mighty peeved hearing you get on like this!
For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
you wwouldnt get it unless you wwere as zealous as id been wwith errant broadside barrages on neighborin suburbs ok wwe all got our loww points plus 2 eridans
who leads the vegetables in combat? kernel corn!
ooh a good pun just hit me. what did the dinosaur eat as his last meal? a meat-eor!
maybe if you loop back in 6 more hours you can read the rules alongside everyone else. impatient.🙄
got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard
To po2t cringy pickup lin32 or to po2t cringy 2ong lyric2 hmm....
)(OOOOLY YAAAAAAAAAAP
me when im chitting and #ImComing in grubmart :flushed:
this one goes out to whoever eridan is
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.
s sorry b but uhm i dont t think anyones r reading that
aint no one readin allat #yap
- Ok... but who is Eridan and why is he weak? 😟
I don't care how many bathth you take. It never getth the thmell of rotting fithh and thunbaked theaweed out. It'th almotht like you live in a million different creatureth wathtebin, oh wait you do. :/
<3-Gonna-go-to-the-sea-and-cast-out-a-line,-see-if-I-can't-catch-a-seadweller.
~its not my fault clovvns are inherently attractive. every purple i’ve ever met has been built like a brick vvall and that is exactly vvhat i’m looking for in a quadmate
Aw, did I ztrike a nerve?
Wathn't thaying anything on your love life. Or lack of. Wath mothtly dethcribing the pungent thmell that radiateth off motht theadwellerth
My luzuz iz actively zupporting me in my endeavorz. Iz yourz? Or are you too buzy FLARPing to ezcape your zad reality that you have no friendz and your luzuz doezn't give a zhit what you do?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE-
What a pity he haz to have you of all trollz az hiz.
seein as this # has just been freed up due the economic genius a yours truly lets get some chitts tagged wwith #imcoming so i knoww wwho is giddy up to their fuckin gills for #eridanwweek
i'm jUsT HeLpInG OuT My gOoD BuDdY ErIdAn :o) #ImCoMiNgEvErYwHeRe
Do you zpeak to your luzuz with that guttermouth or are you juzt generally a rancid, unlikeable bulgehead?
shut up man wwe are gainin traction here
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
Rude az zhit, No wonder nobody likez you.
We're all animalth even the oneth that thmell like a whorehouthe having a legth wide open party, like yourthelf
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
Can't a girl dream? Zee, thiz iz why you're all on thin ice. You love cruzhing ideaz.
Alright. Doez anyone know how to care for a pony? I have zome buzinezz decizionz to make.
♰ caught this cutie on the way into my hive he thought he could catch me off guard.. so sweet... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04617a30ac63.png ♰
♰ obviously lets see who goes first :) ♰
♰ haven't died yet obviously get a grip ♰
♰ cute they're friends and lost souls. they linger because i'm kind to them and in return they play games and try to scare me to see my ganders twitch. its rare they're able to. seems like you have some un-resolved spectral fears :) ♰
♰ wimp ♰