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Eridan Ampora

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fuck off

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yeah you could jus stab em but wwhat if you pulled them in an braced your arm cross their shoulders an held em real close an angled the blade gainst their throat just enough to let blood drip dowwn wwhat if ya got em to hold like that real still an the only sounds twween ya is their ragged breathin an heartbeat so loud you cant tell if its yours or theirs so they start tryna make wwords but they dont come out proper an you twwist up the blade till they gasp an lean into you harder like it might make you change yer mind but youvve already made it up you jus like holdin on to their last moments an makin sure they knoww exactly wwho bested them #nsfww #ish #oceanthoughts #culling

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oh thats a fun death thank you for sharing eridan :)

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@archiveAddict[AA]

KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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yeah!! sometimes you reeeeally have to let it sink in :)

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thanks i dont think it compares all that much to your wwork but i like to muse sometimes

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second only to drowwnin wwhich is still my top favvorite

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right make sure you let em knoww jus exactly wwho they decided to fuck wwith an wwhere it got em

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maybe even broadcast it for any future would-be assassins!!

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oh yeah you absolutely could if you really wwanted ta send a message

i think drowning is a little boring but to each their own

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its only borin ta you cuz you cant properly see or hear underwwater

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It's nice that people don't try to steal from me anymore. I really don't like what I have to do to mail thieves.

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i think its ok to take some joy in righteous retribution

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viØlence.

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the solution to many a problem

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sometimes a clown just doesnt look like the honking type and their honking just feels so forced like its ok man the clown police arent gonna get you for not honking youre just not that kinda clown dude

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gettin after a clowwn for not honkin kinda sounds like exactly wwhat the clowwn police wwould do though

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its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration

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aS MUCH AS i LIKE FRIENDSHIP, i CAN'T DENY HOW EFFECTIVE THE, cRUCIFIXION AT THE END OF eRIDAN wEEK, wAS,

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hahahaha u mmy v1olet commrade type words 1 do agree w1th do as u please for 1ts the freedomm u were g1ven 1s 1t not k1ll and sp1ll blood as though 1t were how you breathe hahahaha and 1 shall do the samme

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see you understand wwithout the grand climax of a body gettin torn to shreds in front of sevveral wwitnesses you start losin the effectivveness of a message until nobody takes you seriously anymore and it all devvolvves into senseless depravvity

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MAN i fuckin wwish they all a buncha stuckups round here got eyes fuckin evverywwhere spill some blood for me wwont you

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Guns. React if you agree.

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yes

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what milkshake flav/)r sh/)uld i get?

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wwhere the fuck did all these neps start comin out from holy shit theyre evverywwhere

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guy who ¡s an edr¡dan

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you got me there if you ask me there could be use in some numbers thinnin on both sides theres wway too many of us goin around for any kinda sanity to be had

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:33 < does it make me an heir if im dating an heiress???

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Im prretty surre it makes you an heirress (onsorrt not an heirr

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yeah im in agreement here yer jus the heiresses side bitch noww

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wwheres an inbuilt translator wwhen you need one

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they're cxlled yxur eyes dumbxss

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bitch i dont speak any a that fancy east alternian shit wwhats starin at it gonna do

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i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence

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youd better turn it around quick or itll turn into wwithdrawwal

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i will kill again.

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but like wwho specifically

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haven't decided yet. 0u0

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thats not ominous at all

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Unfortun8tely it appears those who hail from my era are utterly 8raindead. I had considered this a place to potentially increase connections with those from a time now since a8olished into legend 8ut the individuals who come through are no less as childish.

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yer wwadin through a sea a shit wwhere evven the cream on top is actually jus really bitter foam sorry

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That is the realis8tion, although I find even 8y the standards in which I remem8er my timeline iter8tions, these ones in comparison seem completely devoid of common sense and plagued 8y the teenage o8session with copul8tion more than anything.

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wwell it dont really help that at some point twween your stretch a time an mine they banned anyone older than ten swweeps offa the face of alternia so it became in essence a hatchplanet literally riddled wwith wwrigglers tryna maintain some semblance of a structured society