Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
fuck off
< I'M CLOWN BY PROXY OF BEING A MAKARA I THINK I SHOULD BE ON THIS POST ABOUT CLOWNS. MY PANTS WERE ALREADY AROUND MY ANKLES, I AM NOT PULLING THEM BACK UP. >
oh NOWW suddenly wwhen its CONVVENIENT youre a clowwn ok i fuckin see howw it is wwho givves a shit about consistency wwere jus gonna fuckin rewwrite the script wwhenevver the hell wwe wwant PUT YER DAMN PANTS BACK ON fuckin lunatic clowwnin around on the clowwnpost ugh wwhat did i expect #ooc-hesinitforthelonghaul #suggestivve
< I AM A CLOWN OF CONVENIENCE. :o)!! ALSO, I'M MORE OF A FAN OF IMPROV THAT'S MORE ENTERTAINING. WELL, I LOST MY BELT, SO THAT'S KINDA HARD. LIKE ME. *MIME ON CLOWNPOST >
YER DOIN IT AGAIN YER CHANGIN THE GODDAMN SCRIPT literally callin himself a clowwn in one sentence and a mime in another are yall SEEIN THIS SHIT this absolute total fucking buffoonery fuck off the wwhole pointa this post is lost noww thanks to you congratufuckinlations im goin the fuck outside #ooc-HEWWOULDHEWWOULDHESGONNA #ooc-cryingjournalwwriting3amcore
< I MEAN IN THE GRANDER CONTEXT. ME BEING A TIMELINE VARIANT OF GHB MEANS I AM A CLOWN IN SOMEWAY BUT CLOWNS DONT EXIST ON BEFORUS SO IM A MIME BECAUSE OF GAMZEE WHOSE A MIME SO WE'RE MIMES BUT I AM ALSO A CLOWN YOU FEEL ME? HAS IT REALLY????? I THINK WE'RE ON POINT. >
dude thats such bullshit you havve to knoww thats fuckin bullshit thats like i dunno sayin my fuckin beforus counterpart is a librarian so therefore im also a librarian by blood like no the fuck im not it dont WWORK like that yer jus tryna borroww offa someone elses image like a bullshit leech wwe are so fuckin off point noww it aint evven funny
< I MEAN KIIIIINDA SORTA WE SHARE TRAITS ACROSS TIMELINES AND INSTANCES. SO BY ALL MEANS I SHARE CLOWNISMS WITH GHB AND HE HAS MIMEISMS. YOU FEEL ME? ALSO YOUR BEFORAN SELF IS LAME AS HELL BUT LIKE CUNTY ABOUT IT. SO IM CLOWN BY PROXY OF YEAH IT TRACKS TRUST ME BRO. I THINK WE'RE ON POINT. >
i feel like my fuckin pan is slowwly meltin an drippin out both sides a my fins tryna talk to you good fuckin god its like arguin wwith a brick wwall theres no wwinnin theres no goin anywwhere you cant evven fuckin climb it you jus gotta suck it up turn around and wwalk the fuck awway UGH
< YEAH, NO CLUE WHY YOU TALKED TO A MIME; WE AREN'T GREAT CONVERSATIONALISTS. AND AS A CLOWN, AS I SAID JUST NOW, WE'RE USUALLY UP TO SOME FUNNY BUSINESS. >
i hate you yer not funny yer stupid goddamn attempts at bullshittery jestin are not fuckin amusin
OH NO AN AMPORA THREATENED TO B/OCK ME WHATEVER WI// I DO >8/
COME DO IT YOURSSE/F COWARD >8P
yeah hold on lemme jus set up this sniper an turn the dial to shoot interdimensionally
HEHEHE >83 CANT DO SHIT TO ME THEN >83 BESSIDESS B/OCK ME WHICH YOU APPARENT/Y SSTI// HAVENT DONE >8P
YOU ADMITTED IT YOURSSE/F THAT WE ARE IN ENTIRE/Y DIFFERENT TIME/INESS >8/ THAT DOESSNT SSOUND TOO C/OSSE TO ME >83
IT IS A METAPHORICAL SAYIN YOU TWWO TIMIN NITWWIT GOD HAVVE SOME FUCKIN SENSE timeline aint gonna keep you safe forevver you better wwatch yer fuckin back
howw to delete someone elses post serious answwers only
< I THINK IT'S A GOOD POST. >
wwhere the FUCK is noeyes hacker brainiac fuckwwit wwhen you need him goddamn alwways around to fuckin irritate me wwhen i dont wwanna see hide or tail a him then alla sudden hes up an fuckin vvanished wwhen hed be USEFUL typical fuckin lowwblood behavvior
hiding βehind the toilet βecause the academic advisor is knocking on your door aβout to murder you βecause you haven't went to any lectures #derpmomentrightguys
wwheres your shotgun this is a problem that could be easily solvved in t minus fivve seconds if you wwerent hidin in the ablutionblock like a goddamn wwet sock
a woman of my class dosent carry shotguns i use majyyks like any classy and well respected monocorn
okay fuckin FINE then wwiggle your STUPID MONOCORN FUCKASS FINGERS an summon some GRAND MAJYYKS to solvve your fuckin problems goddamn wwe aint here to pull shit for you groww a pair and get your ass up out the door
now that you said it so rudely i think im gonna ignore everything you said WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
i mean its your loss really im the one out here tryna givve some good helpful advvice not evven CHARGIN for it by the wway wwhen i could this shit is wworth a lot but fine jus fuckin throww it out the wwindoww an wwatch your owwn demise SEE WWHAT I CARE
There are no strings on me.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ every time I slip ◕n hardw◕◕d fl◕◕ring while wearing s◕cks an angel l◕ses its wings
youd better keep fuckin slippin you got a lotta em to trim dowwn
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ bwehhhh my h◕rr◕rs are never ending
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ my first nickname I am s◕ h◕n◕ured
Man why is it always chosen swords. Worst weapon.
guns are wway fuckin cooler iunno wwhere all these lameasses be comin from