Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
fuck off
I feel malevolence behind this.
---------------- Anonymous asked: h|||| :) ---------------- ok this literally isnt evven a question howw is it that wwe are less than fivve minutes into this terrible idea and youvve already fuckin failed
:(
outing yourself i see look its a QUESTION BOX for QUESTIONS meanin inquiries that end in a QUESTION MARK its really not that hard ok
|f | s|Ad "h||||?" wld tAht work betr :( would u be nc|er
no id be just as mean if not meaner adding a question mark to a greeting doesnt inherently make it a question and also howw the fuck am i evven supposed to respond to that other than the wway i already did cmon throww a fuckin bone or somethin literally any kinda substance
You know what. #FirearmFriday seems fitting. Carry on.
im gonna simply distract myself by telling a fun fact about myself. i can read and understand alternian. i could try to speak it but i dont quite have the equipment to get the proper nuance going with the language like a troll would be able to.
i mean if it makes you feel any better i still fuck up sayin somma your stupid english wwords
haha fair, sometimes *i* cant say some english. some words are soo fucked up.
feels like tryna talk round hot fuckin breakfast mash wwhy the fuck does it gotta be all these open vvowwels and soft continents ninety percent of the damn time
So is everyone from Beforus a yapaholic or just the usual like twenty or so suspects?
they cant fuckin kill each other wwith wweapons because its like against the laww or somethin so they do it wwith wwords instead
will i get booed if i say i'm a human on here. no matter! currently working on some requests! i think someone named calliope wanted me to make troll clothes for her o((*^▽^*))o
aint like youre the first or the last evverythings been fuckin ovverrun nothin is sanctioned anymore
i mean i havent looked around here ever since i made my account so sorry for assuming i'd get jumped for saying im a human ಠ‿ಠ
not for that specifically but youll get jumped for plenty a other reasons dont wworry
dont let big corpo GET INTO YOUR SPONGES. you cannot let them win propaganda litters the streets. OPEN YOUR PROVERBIAL ADDITIONAL GANDERBULB and writhe in the effervescent and idealized truth
the walking talking sushi bar has something to say whats new
bout as neww as you droppin a crackpot theory evvery thirty fuckin seconds
Honestly the only thing highblood society got right - fishbloods & groundbloods don't mingle, dude.
I go posting on how we don't mingle, so you decide it's time to begin mingling? The entitlement is through the roof. I don't even hope you die, I hope you're forced to grow & progress.
oh my god one fuckin comment on one fuckin post does NOT constitute interminglin calm the fuck dowwn and get ovver yourself go back to rubbin elbowws wwith all the other fuckin landgrubs or wwhatevver the hell it is you do
Something something #wizardpussy #nsfw
hats your grudge agaunst #wizardpussy
No.
Hm no.
Tell me something I didn't know?
um ok there wwas a period of time wwhen cartography of certain geographical locations became completely illegal and sevveral maps that contained information of howw to get to certain historical sites wwere all gathered up and burned and noww theyre more like myth and legend since nobody knowws wwhere any of em actually are anymore
Hm Did not expect you to actually do that.
sahdow wizard money gang we love castingm spells #wizardpussy
#WIZARDPUSY ERIDAN!!!
#wizardpussy >:)
ok ok im takin a deep breath an wwalkin awway from the keyboard i am im gonna be the mature one about this