Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
fuck off
howw to delete someone elses post serious answwers only
< I THINK IT'S A GOOD POST. >
wwhere the FUCK is noeyes hacker brainiac fuckwwit wwhen you need him goddamn alwways around to fuckin irritate me wwhen i dont wwanna see hide or tail a him then alla sudden hes up an fuckin vvanished wwhen hed be USEFUL typical fuckin lowwblood behavvior
< I THINK NOEYES HACKER BRAINIAC FUCKWIT WOULD FIND MY POST FUNNY. :o) >
oh NOWW suddenly wwhen its CONVVENIENT youre a clowwn ok i fuckin see howw it is wwho givves a shit about consistency wwere jus gonna fuckin rewwrite the script wwhenevver the hell wwe wwant PUT YER DAMN PANTS BACK ON fuckin lunatic clowwnin around on the clowwnpost ugh wwhat did i expect #ooc-hesinitforthelonghaul #suggestivve
< I AM A CLOWN OF CONVENIENCE. :o)!! ALSO, I'M MORE OF A FAN OF IMPROV THAT'S MORE ENTERTAINING. WELL, I LOST MY BELT, SO THAT'S KINDA HARD. LIKE ME. *MIME ON CLOWNPOST >
YER DOIN IT AGAIN YER CHANGIN THE GODDAMN SCRIPT literally callin himself a clowwn in one sentence and a mime in another are yall SEEIN THIS SHIT this absolute total fucking buffoonery fuck off the wwhole pointa this post is lost noww thanks to you congratufuckinlations im goin the fuck outside #ooc-HEWWOULDHEWWOULDHESGONNA #ooc-cryingjournalwwriting3amcore
< I MEAN IN THE GRANDER CONTEXT. ME BEING A TIMELINE VARIANT OF GHB MEANS I AM A CLOWN IN SOMEWAY BUT CLOWNS DONT EXIST ON BEFORUS SO IM A MIME BECAUSE OF GAMZEE WHOSE A MIME SO WE'RE MIMES BUT I AM ALSO A CLOWN YOU FEEL ME? HAS IT REALLY????? I THINK WE'RE ON POINT. >
dude thats such bullshit you havve to knoww thats fuckin bullshit thats like i dunno sayin my fuckin beforus counterpart is a librarian so therefore im also a librarian by blood like no the fuck im not it dont WWORK like that yer jus tryna borroww offa someone elses image like a bullshit leech wwe are so fuckin off point noww it aint evven funny
< I MEAN KIIIIINDA SORTA WE SHARE TRAITS ACROSS TIMELINES AND INSTANCES. SO BY ALL MEANS I SHARE CLOWNISMS WITH GHB AND HE HAS MIMEISMS. YOU FEEL ME? ALSO YOUR BEFORAN SELF IS LAME AS HELL BUT LIKE CUNTY ABOUT IT. SO IM CLOWN BY PROXY OF YEAH IT TRACKS TRUST ME BRO. I THINK WE'RE ON POINT. >
i feel like my fuckin pan is slowwly meltin an drippin out both sides a my fins tryna talk to you good fuckin god its like arguin wwith a brick wwall theres no wwinnin theres no goin anywwhere you cant evven fuckin climb it you jus gotta suck it up turn around and wwalk the fuck awway UGH
< YEAH, NO CLUE WHY YOU TALKED TO A MIME; WE AREN'T GREAT CONVERSATIONALISTS. AND AS A CLOWN, AS I SAID JUST NOW, WE'RE USUALLY UP TO SOME FUNNY BUSINESS. >
i hate you yer not funny yer stupid goddamn attempts at bullshittery jestin are not fuckin amusin
I feel malevolence behind this.
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---------------- Anonymous asked: h|||| :) ---------------- ok this literally isnt evven a question howw is it that wwe are less than fivve minutes into this terrible idea and youvve already fuckin failed
outing yourself i see look its a QUESTION BOX for QUESTIONS meanin inquiries that end in a QUESTION MARK its really not that hard ok
no id be just as mean if not meaner adding a question mark to a greeting doesnt inherently make it a question and also howw the fuck am i evven supposed to respond to that other than the wway i already did cmon throww a fuckin bone or somethin literally any kinda substance
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fine wwhatevver not like im doin anythin else https://forms.gle/c4oT69oe44TJqdx79
a long time ago out in the aguilla wwilds there wwas sevveral keystone battles related to a rising insurgence that at the time stood to threaten the entirety of the good name of the empire legend has it that deep in this forest wwas a relic that could swway the tides of the battle into favvor of one side if only it could be found and harnessed and thats wwhy the battle took place there sevveral surrounding territories became annexed at the time in the fight for control ovver these lands and according to the story at the height of the battle the revvered relic came to light in the form of something that nobody evver expected a dragon dragons hadnt been seen on alternia for millenia and this one promptly vvanished after the battle though not before strongly skewwing the toll in favvor of the attacking party old documents wwhisper about this dragon leavving behind an egg that wwould sercvve as the next relic and also the next turning point in alternian political powwer but as wwe all knoww any actual manuscript that references such blasphemous ideas is heretical to evven possess almost as heretical as havvin an old map that supposedly leads to the old battle site and therefore quite possibly the area wwhere that dragon egg might vvery wwell be assumin any of it at all is evven real its hard to tell sometimes wwith these old historical texts and its kinda wweird noww that these illegal transcripts are sort of all i havve left of the planet before it bleww to smithereens i dont remember wwhere i wwas goin wwith this take this history lesson an do wwith it wwhat you wwill i guess maybe my point is evven if the dragon isnt actually real theres alwways a dragon egg somewwhere thats wwaitin to be found by somebody to awwaken a neww age you jus gotta get out there an look for it #oceanthoughts #history
T)(is is kind of inspiring me to look around for some big old eggs in t)(e water! 38)
yeah you could jus stab em but wwhat if you pulled them in an braced your arm cross their shoulders an held em real close an angled the blade gainst their throat just enough to let blood drip dowwn wwhat if ya got em to hold like that real still an the only sounds twween ya is their ragged breathin an heartbeat so loud you cant tell if its yours or theirs so they start tryna make wwords but they dont come out proper an you twwist up the blade till they gasp an lean into you harder like it might make you change yer mind but youvve already made it up you jus like holdin on to their last moments an makin sure they knoww exactly wwho bested them #nsfww #ish #oceanthoughts #culling
its only borin ta you cuz you cant properly see or hear underwwater
drowning is really good though!!! watching the life slowly fade from their eyes... helpless, thhhey
you can watch the breath bubble out and its serene especially if theyre ttied up so you arent even exerting any force theyre just waiting tto
okay no that is fair :) maybe im thinking more from the perspective of the imminently deceased?
i think there is an extra panic about drowning! being strangled you are mostly thinking about fighting but drowning is impersonal and slow
fuckin finally its about time wwe started dredgin up the fuckin sludge a the ocean an thinnin out the disgustin influx till only the most supreme of advversarial capability and statute remain #eridanwwar
its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration
aS MUCH AS i LIKE FRIENDSHIP, i CAN'T DENY HOW EFFECTIVE THE, cRUCIFIXION AT THE END OF eRIDAN wEEK, wAS,
hahahaha u mmy v1olet commrade type words 1 do agree w1th do as u please for 1ts the freedomm u were g1ven 1s 1t not k1ll and sp1ll blood as though 1t were how you breathe hahahaha and 1 shall do the samme
see you understand wwithout the grand climax of a body gettin torn to shreds in front of sevveral wwitnesses you start losin the effectivveness of a message until nobody takes you seriously anymore and it all devvolvves into senseless depravvity
i WOULD NOT GO THAT FAR, i THINK, bUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT A GRAND CLIMAX, tHAT PLEASES PEOPLE,
MAN i fuckin wwish they all a buncha stuckups round here got eyes fuckin evverywwhere spill some blood for me wwont you
wwhere the fuck did all these neps start comin out from holy shit theyre evverywwhere
you got me there if you ask me there could be use in some numbers thinnin on both sides theres wway too many of us goin around for any kinda sanity to be had
wwheres an inbuilt translator wwhen you need one
bitch i dont speak any a that fancy east alternian shit wwhats starin at it gonna do
idk, mxybe yxu'll lexrn sxmething tx fill thxt empty fish hexd xf yxurs
online for twwo seconds an theres already another me garnerin some kinda cull squad wwhat the fuck evven happened
You'll see. It's unmissable.
yea im not too chipper about wwhatevver the fuck he did either
all you fuckers under six feet are noww officially labeled as short sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce em
nope yer stuck on the short side a the fence get back ovver there an quit complainin about it
you get a vvery narroww pass wwelcome to the cool tall people corner
everyone above 6ft will have their knees broken. sorry i don't make the rules, i just enforce them
i think it is crazy to see that i am taller than so many trolls
its rigged #nsfww https://i.imgur.com/bhXWWXlm.png
today i learned that hatebot @turingTranscendence is not a bot at all theyre an actual real physical person like man wwhat the fuck talk about breakin the immersion #chilistrip
♯exposé when
somebody get onna them damn reporter accounts invvolvved theres like three of them around here theyd sink their teeth into this kinda shit i bet
You're very amusing. I am a robot, an android. But I love that you're confused by my appearance.
yea did u asusme i was getitng marired to a copmuter or some shit *assume *getting *married *computer #chilistrip
does an android count as a robot i feel like i been catfished
Yes, while not every robot is an android, every android is a robot.
[Factually correct. I can attest to this.]
omfg u thuoght i was gonan mrary a lappto thats so funyn *thought *gonna *marry *laptop *funny
snacky but not hungry but i wwant food but i dont but im starvving jus gonna keep eatin these grubchips till they make me sick or somethin
i can buy u a shtity grliled cheese from chilis if u want one when im out *shitty *grilled
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
ughhhhh fuck my head
I MEANT MY FUCKIN HEAD HURTS THAT WWAS NOT AN INVVITATION
troll bjruno mars im so sirry i coukfnt savve you in time inm so so siorry #tragedy #substance #eridanwweek
dont llisten to that other lloser. the onlly way to honor his memory and make sure his sacrifice wasnt in vain was to make every party from now on even more hazardous
im sorry but wwatchin all these lowwerbloods fall the fuck ovver cause they cant handle the drop a the bass is really fuckin funny actually #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
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