eridan a
@caligulaAqua
the coolest an best vvioletblood evver - dni lowwbloods (unless youre one a my pals)
[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!
i frankly dont givve a shit bout the eridan wwar wwhatevver that may be
...low-key kinda want someone to throw me around like a ragdoll #suggestive #nsfw
The seadweller-pr00f chains in my basement remain unused #suggestive
β‘ for now* never give up hope β‘
i should get some of those
i reely wwish i wwas a girl fuck
i guess nothins stoppin
its complicated
i believve its genetic
scientific chemicals! for humans it is estrogen paired with other stuff as needed. for trolls im not as familiar but i know they exist!
oh okay thanks
hop off
wwhatevver
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i wwish someone wwanted ME carnally #nsfw
you wwhat
I want yβ£u carnally ;)
oh my
thats it thats all i gotta do
Well yeah just stop with all the self loathing baloney and youll be fine and dandy!
oh okay yes i can do thag
thank you i suppose
got a neww swwim top
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oh howw i wwatch her so sadly howw can i tel her i lovve her oh i wwould givve my heart gladly but each day wwhen she wwalks to the sea she looks straight ahead not at me #lyricposting // the girl from ipanema - astrud gilberto an stan getz
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wwoww thanks
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Sitting politely until someone comes and carries me to my next meeting.
If youβre lucky youβll get two people and do a troll palanquin to the next meeting.
I did that yesterday. It's a neΟ day, and I only need one of em.
It's orcay Οe all make mistakes just #slayeveryday, literally, metaphysically, metaphorically.
Gay Trollbama: Uhh I am queer. Bisexual horse Trollbama: Uhh let me like both stallion and mare. Inclusive Trollbama: Uhh let you be queer Marshall Lee Trollbama: Uhh you're clear, transparent you got a thing for me, girl, it's apparent. @barackObama #pridemonth
Trollbama if he ruled over desserts: my jello americans Trollbama if he ruled over smores: my marshmallow americans Trollbama if he ruled over bees: my black and yellow americans
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Sorry that doesn't relate to Pride Month sooo... We have to old yeller you.
uugughh
happy pride the march outfit is comin on hit me up if you wwanna see pics alternatively if i get enough likes ill post it in public
i sometimes wwish i wwas a wwoman like a lot
wwonderous
never too late to be a beautiful trans woman
i cant do that obvviously
I suggest visiting this website https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com/
cause im a boy fuckin obvviously
wwhat wwas the point of you showwin me this i feel no different an you insuiatin i do is ludicrous and shouldnt be done
Try estrogen then it works wonders
=oXO you can be a woman and a man at the same time if you want toΒ‘ there,s actually nothing stopping you from doing bothΒ‘ =oXO
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i think i need a moirail
biggest panache knowwn to trollkind someone should pap me until it feels better haha jk unless
these damn applications are funny as fuck
Are You Just Gonna Stand There Like A Lemon?π
i fuckin guess so
im sorry?
i dont get this
wwhatevver