eridan a
@caligulaAqua
the coolest an best vvioletblood evver - dni lowwbloods (unless youre one a my pals)
[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!
This Dude Is Fuckin' Fast, Like Damn Dude! Keep Goin'!~ :) #vague #vagueposting
#SOMETHING #IDK
Have You Heard About The New Fish Restaurant? Great Catch Of The Day! :3 #dadjoke
someone post somethin i hate havvin to look at that
wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress right clicks on mew and examinies mewre purropurrties*
im not doin that again that wwas stupid
NO DUDE. TRY AGAIN. WE WON’T LAUGH.
howw do i do this i dont knoww i wwant (????) to be (??????) touched (?????????????) #nsfw
TH1S 1S WHY YOU DONT G3T B1TCH3S
:33< spawsifics meowstly :33< how do mew want to be touched by whom :33< fur instance something like :33< "i want someone to fingpurr my nook" :33< or "i n33d a bulge in meow now" :33< or even just posting #girlbulge works fur meow :33< #nsfw
((parodytwt....now thats a name i havent heard in years...))
((i used to be part of evil homestuck parody twt...those sure were days alright))
(( i remember hearing about that!! i was apart of the lore side before. shivers. The Incident ))
might take a crack an hornyposting im not too sure though should i #nsfw
Alright, Alright. Cause Ya'll Can't Appreciate My Dad Jokes, I'll Stop Chitting Them.... For Now...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i... I SaW SōŌōŌōMe7hInG ExPlIcI7... I WaS NōŌōŌō7 AwArE 7hA7 wAs sŌōŌōŌmE7HiNg i mIgH7 sEe...
can wwe stop makin dad jokes they suck #vagueposting
meet me at dream bubble 4021024 for an ass kickin
<-w#at if, and #ear me out, i give you a smooc# and get you a cool outfit?->
i am completely unprepared for that kind of proposition an i havve no idea howw to respond
bulgepic on the timeline howw am i supposed to feel #nsfw
[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!
:33< i love lying its cool fur33 legal easy and fun!
D --> Sometimes it is illegal, it is called perjury D --> Which is a crime you will especially like since you can make it a pun
:33< no its always cool fur33 legal easy and fun! :33< i dont do crimes thats furked up and evil which im nyat! :33< mew know what else is cool fur33 legal easy and fun? :33< regicide!
howw are people hornypostin do you all havve no dignity #nsfw
There's Full Bulge And Nook Posted In The Deep Recesses Of My Profile Where They Will Never See The Light Of Day Again. Still, They Were Posted. #nsfw
It Was #deepthroatthursday But #deepthrustthursday Is An Excellent Plan For This Coming Thursday. #nsfw
dats what i been sayin smh
might go to an all you can eat buffet to try an feel better about myself does anyone wwant anythin