eridan a
@caligulaAqua
the coolest an best vvioletblood evver - dni lowwbloods (unless youre one a my pals)
[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!
i wwish my ass wwas fat
D0 5QU475
skill issue
i wwish i wwasnt flat as a damn board
#vviolet
thanks for the neww badges guy-wwho-may-or-may-not-be-junior-wwho-added-my-neww-badges
\ ' >< ' / #whistling
B33 < #juniormightvebadgedyou
schrodingers junior
// i like cycling through my account badges to see if anything new has been added. it fun
(( i thought I was the only one who does that lmao
// its so enriching to me. sometimes i just get badged for no reason its so fun
I'd been so busy managing my forum, I near/y forgot about Chittr.
Likely for the best. But it is a mild relief to know that at least one person I know is offline for neutral reasons. I will leave it at that.
A somewhat mysterious thing to post without context, considering you are supposed to be "notthatMysterious", but I digress. The forum takes up a good bit of my attention, since there tends to be more argument there than on Chittr. I suppose that is what happens when you gather together tro//s with no socia/ ski//s and ask them to debate one another on subjects they have c/ear passion for.
Hah. This is true. Forgive me for my mystery, I am having a time of it. Technically I should not be looking at chittr at present. That is interesting, however. Has anything fun happened? Any atrocious takes?
It isn't so much the takes that are atrocious, but rather, the way the ru/es get skirted around when I'm not /ooking. But whatever. If they want to take things off-site and go due/ each other over their waifus, it's no /onger my prob/em. I doubt I am anywhere near the right tro// to be offering this, but I am not against /ending you my ear if you need it, I suppose. Just don't expect much emotiona/ support from me. Feh...
I... Mm. I appreciate that. I cannot tell you much of anything, I fear. But I... Am grateful that you would offer. Truly. Emotional support or otherwise, hah. I will try not to be sappy about it, but it is assuring to know that you have at least some small wish to support me when I am struggling. ... You do not have to, however. Do not worry. I remain sharp, and a little distress will not blunt me. I have... Gotten through significantly worse. I will continue to. We can be as we are.
Suit yourse/f. It was more of a courtesy than anything, anyways, of course.
Of course. You have been known to be courteous at times.
It is simp/y part of my tenets. Tch... Think nothing of it.
I think that upholding your tenets is valuable, but aside from that, I shall endeavor to have no more thoughts on the matter, as you request, hah.
i frankly dont givve a shit bout the eridan wwar wwhatevver that may be
...low-key kinda want someone to throw me around like a ragdoll #suggestive #nsfw
The seadweller-pr00f chains in my basement remain unused #suggestive
‡ for now* never give up hope ‡
i should get some of those
i reely wwish i wwas a girl fuck
i guess nothins stoppin
its complicated
i believve its genetic
scientific chemicals! for humans it is estrogen paired with other stuff as needed. for trolls im not as familiar but i know they exist!
oh okay thanks
just d0 it ribbit c0ward
hop off
h0w ab0ut i h0p ribbit 0n y0u instead #vi0lence
wwhatevver
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i wwish someone wwanted ME carnally #nsfw
you dont knoww that
im into EVVERYONE but no ones into ME wwaah wwaah or wwhat the hell evver
I want y⚣u carnally tbh.
wwhatevver fine im the perfect embodiment of evverythin there howws that
you wwhat
I want y⚣u carnally ;)
oh my
thats it thats all i gotta do
oh okay yes i can do thag
thank you i suppose
got a neww swwim top
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oh howw i wwatch her so sadly howw can i tel her i lovve her oh i wwould givve my heart gladly but each day wwhen she wwalks to the sea she looks straight ahead not at me #lyricposting // the girl from ipanema - astrud gilberto an stan getz
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wwoww thanks
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Sitting politely until someone comes and carries me to my next meeting.
If you’re lucky you’ll get two people and do a troll palanquin to the next meeting.
I did that yesterday. It's a neψ day, and I only need one of em.
It's orcay ψe all make mistakes just #slayeveryday, literally, metaphysically, metaphorically.
Gay Trollbama: Uhh I am queer. Bisexual horse Trollbama: Uhh let me like both stallion and mare. Inclusive Trollbama: Uhh let you be queer Marshall Lee Trollbama: Uhh you're clear, transparent you got a thing for me, girl, it's apparent. @barackObama #pridemonth
Trollbama if he ruled over desserts: my jello americans Trollbama if he ruled over smores: my marshmallow americans Trollbama if he ruled over bees: my black and yellow americans
Sorry that doesn't relate to Pride Month sooo... We have to old yeller you.
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