♠ hated by @caligulaAqua
you hxghbloods kxssxn lowblood ass we get xtttt you wanna fuck em so bad
Are You Just Gonna Stand There Like A Lemon?🍋
carriionbiird2, all of you.
this is only a little bit about the cat ears
admin 2 realized he has free will
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 100 gold, 100 exp, affinity raised with admin 2 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

>posting this again >if only because i had originally post it fully meaning it but accepting that the message was going to have to err on the side of being somewhat hyperbolic >mfw it is no longer hyperbolic >mfw this ones for my stupid bitch moirail about to get turned into carp feed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
wweirdo fish bitches in YOUR area! #EridorkAmpora
Ooohhffgh. I found out hate reaction is a form of romance. Yeah yeah. It's only fueling my hard-on. #nsfw
]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)
OH, SO TH1S POST 1S 4BOUT YOUR 1M4G1N4RY FR13ND!
WHY 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF 1N TH1RD P3RSON >:?
Fuck you Eridan, I’d kick your ass at group no repeats.
We at Tomodachi Life: Living the dream want to smash Eridan Ampora’s head into the pavement. If this gets 2 likes we will add this update into the game.

🜏 @xu♱♱lefiishXrrusherr II ♱old you ii xould (;死亡 #bulge #nsfw #balloonbeas♱ #nsfwe #bodyhorrrrorr ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118651946_5aWZrraWAum20jdxx.png ) ♅

yeah? i dare y0u. see if y0u can scr0ll thr0ugh my pr0file and find s0mething.

NO ON3.

i pr0bably c0uld get 0ff t0 that if i tried hard en0ugh. but nah. y0u're n0t g0ing t0 find 0ut ab0ut my weird fetishes that easily. #nsfw

be careful, that c0uld be s0meb0dy's kink. y0u never kn0w with the freaks 0n here.

Don't Ask People To Love You Until You Love Yourself. #Quotes #Inspirational #SelfCareSaturday

xx_nuh_uh_xx

Hmmm.... Alright. But you better not say some weird Ampora shit to me while it's happening.
Can eridan shut up for a second ? Just a second?

its all self-lovwe and sex positiwvity until a nice highblood man dares to not hate himself :/
ay there aint no need to talk about yashellf like dat 38(

it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
EVERYDAY ANY RESPECT I COULD HAVE. FOR THE VIOLETS IS IMMEDIATELY LOST. AND IT’S ALWAYS AN AMPORA’S FAULT.
Continue To Hit The Amporas. #deserved
<lightly hits with club> Be glad you're not the orphaner
Little Ampora will get hit #violence

Everyone is welcomed to church today. Unfortunately someone had to suspend clubbing and bludgeoning- >:o|
i think you're too much of a grammar absolutist to be in my threads.
i'd be flabber gasted too, dude.
that's right, man. be sorry.
dude, i'm definitely not catering my posts towards weirdos like you.
i flee liek every day there r 2 guys flirtin aggressively thru vagueposts diff guys evry day
>:D --> goinG oN A datE witH mY matespriT lateR , wisH mE lucK !
II really don't need the2e, hey doe2 anyone need a paiir of rogue ED leg2? IIt'2 2tiill got the bulge2 for all you 2iick fuck2 out there... #n2fw #leg2 #bulge2 #wriiggliing @caliigula2A22

Thinking about buckets `<.<˴ Fu// ones `>.>˴ #nsf\/\/
Playiing : http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/1R8kvV2AgNPCA2Pp4IIm1A0?2ii=zFjzZFHVRh2FfQu48vlzRg
your ba<k hurts be<ause youre shrimping my ba<k hurts be<ause of my bigass spheres we are not the same #nsfw

Took the words right out of my mouth.
YUS I DO!!! i kill peeps all da time but stoopid earth makes it sooo annoying Dx
im trying 2 make me as a troll ^+^ so a trollsona! alternia is DA BEST i wish i wuz there x(
II thiink II liiked y0u better mii2erable.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/S-KJsgVx2CcAAAAC/three-stooges-curly.gif
G0 back tw0 c0mplaiiniing ab0ut y0ur back paiin.
N0t falliing f0r the urge tw0 re2p0nd wiith ‘iif y0u 2tw0pped 2uckiing bulge 20 much maybe y0ur back w0uldn’t hurt’ becau2e iit mean2 II thiink he actually get2 actii0n. #vaguep02t #n2fw
https://media1.tenor.com/m/D2YQqOh746cAAAAC/suck-it-mime.gif

So try doing a better job earning it?

love saying whom and who in the wrong contexts so that someone smart will correct me and ramble on a whole bunch. i know the contexts! or do i?

Yoч;re self aware now? Yoч;re goin places, babe

oh hey something we can agree on!

carefчl: Yoч;re walkin into чnknown territorY for Yoч ;p

how;s that feelin, bчddY? trYin oчt somethin new?
II thiink II’ll be able tw0 triick an Amp0ra tw00 l0l.
ye4h i7s 14m which me4ns 7he p47ron 7roll of horniness unzips his p4n7s 4nd bus7s his geneslime 4ll over 7he si7e #nsfw

listening and learning. maybe porrim vwas right. eh, probably not

hey wvhats your problem dude? cant a man dream? cant a man #yearn? cant a man envwision a wvorld vwhere a mutant shorty vwants to ramble on about vwhatewver bullshit is on her mind wvhile shes bouncing on it? #nsfvw

yknowv im usually not into the idea of doing it wvith another me because thats #gay and im #notgay but... wvhat if the other me vwas a busty babe wvith a phat ass..? much to consider #nsfwv #selfcest

hey if there are infinite timelines do you think theres one vwhere kankri isnt celibate and is super into to me and is also a busty chick vwith a phat ass? #nsfwv

in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.

:33< @gloomyAuxiliatrix :33< hewwo is this the eridan bustpurrs? :33< yeah one of those little fureaks just hated meow saying im cute :33< gonna have to do something about that :33< spawsifically @caligulaAqua thank mew

:33< im cute!
ERIDAN NUMBER 3 GO FUCK YOURSELF. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/EA4861C375B264E968B789247677C0FC/67B293880BC4B94E-2C/S400X600/27DC921C15C29013B0816EB2D70BE036010C51C7.PNG
OKAY I'VE MADE A SCHEDULE FOR THE GET TOGETHERS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS BUT BECAUSE OF HIGH-DEMANDS WE'LL BE DOING URBAN EXPLORING. #CHILISTRIP

:33< im gonna be clawnest and vulnpurrable with mew all right nyow :33< *the mighty huntress takes off her cat hat and looks at mew with big sad wet eyes* :33< im kitty

thr0w me t0 the 0cean i will c0me back pregnant.
i forgot being around trolls is like being in an echo chamber of someone banging pots and pans
☆ I think lyricposting is sooooo last sweep~ Like, write your own poetry or some shit~ Don't rip off Billie Eilish or MARINA because you're too lazy to come up with your own vicious verbal takedowns~☆
Nightly reminder; Fishies don't got rights
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse cannot respond because the horse is a horse. It can neither speak or understand. It’s confused by its surroundings. It gallops out, knocking over a few tables on the way. #dadjokes
How Do You Organize A Space Party? . . . You Planet… no, Wait, That’s Astronomy. #dadjoke
What do you call a sheep in the desert? Lost. #dadjokes

Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes
What Do You Call A Fish Who Practices Medicine? A Sturgeon. #dadjoke
The Clam Didn’t Want To Go Out. It Was Feeling A Bit Shellfish. #dadjoke
What’s A Whale’s Favorite Tv Show? . . . Whale Of Fortune. #dadjoke
≈ Ĩ have to say, Ĩ wasn't quite prepared for this sort of pitiful display so soon on my arrival. ≈
It Was Most Definitely Vague Until You Replied. ;)
This Dude Is Fuckin' Fast, Like Damn Dude! Keep Goin'!~ :) #vague #vagueposting
NO DUDE. TRY AGAIN. WE WON’T LAUGH.
So You Get To Hornypost But I Cant Dad Joke Everyone To Death? Rude. #vague #vagueposting #nsfw #violent

:33< im just saying it could be betpurr

:33< 2/10
TH1S 1S WHY YOU DONT G3T B1TCH3S
Why Do Sharks Never Use Social Media? . . . They’re Afraid Of Getting Caught In The Net. #dadjoke
I'm Not Going To Post Anything Inappropriate, I'm Just Thinking About Doing It. #nsfw
Y3S 1T 1S YOU S41D KYS WH1CH ST4NDS FOR K1SS YOUR S4NDW1CH OBV1OUSLY

:33< i know i just said that to piss mew off

:33< dont listen to eridan k33p up the dad jokes they rule

>>| we need more bone bulges .in feed. #nsfw
Claustrophobia Is The Fear Of Closed Spaces. For Example: I'm Going To The Beer Store And I'm Scared It Will Be Closed. #dadjoke #can #not #be #silenced
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i sŌōŌōŌmE77iMeS WōŌōŌōNdEr iF I ShŌōŌōŌuLd rEmŌōŌōŌvE My... SmAlL EmŌōŌōŌ7IgLyPh iN FrŌōŌōŌn7 ŌōŌōŌf mY 7eX7....
Why Did The God Of Thunder Need To Stretch His Legs? He Was A Little Thor. #dadjoke #cantsilenceme #rebel
Some Guy In Red Said The Same Thing. He's Now My Bestie Out Of Pity!~
I Feel Targeted... You Cant Silence Me Though!! #rebel
Went To The Doctor With A Suspicious - Looking Mole. He Said They All Look That Way And I Should Have Left Him In The Garden. #dadjoke

>>| .is violetblood .afraid .of some bulges .at .interweb? that's so cute .and .awful .in both ways

:33< im just a sw33t innocent kitty~ :33< meow meow purr!

:33< whaaat lie??? :33< shitpeta #fightme leijon would nefur lie!

:33< im just a little kitty so sw33t and innocent...
I Once Submitted Ten Puns To A Joke Competition. I Really Thought With That Many, One Was Sure To Win. Sadly, No Pun In Ten Did. #dadjoke
wWw last time i talked about my ancestor on here someone made their wish to fuck hizz dead body very clear so no more #nsfw #gore wWw

i wish s/)me highbl/)/)d dr/)pped their wallet infr/)nt /)f me s/) i can pick it up and run away with it
\ f1nally an er1dan thats talk1ng sense! /
evvery time another ampora says somethin insightful i agree wwith i havve a miniature crisis a faith like no youre not supposed to say anythin i agree wwith youre meant to be objectivvely inferior to me luckily it usually only takes a couple a minutes for another one to come along an speww some dumb shit so i can go back to bein the univverses biggest hater
No one asked yov either, and yet yov were compelled to share. Don't lay svch scorn if yov bind yovr argvments to hypocrisy.
I too think I am a girl sometimes. I am also a girl all the time, bvt some times are inclvded in that.
itd probably be really nice to cuddle a highblood in the summer, right? itd be so hot out and theyd be so cold...>///<
Hey could anyone lend me a hand finding 7 certain gems spread across the lands
HUMAN ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION IS ACTUALLY HELPFUL. MAYBE I WILL TRY MEDITATING ALSO.
wtf ii left for liike two 2econd2 and everyone'2 freaked out on the tl
;r aww, anD i tHink YourE quitE swEll EriDan, sEE How grEat wE gEt along ;v
;r forEvEr probablY, i will nEvEr lEavE EriDan, ill bE HErE for EvErYtHing, tHougH if You want i can lEt You HavE somE alonE timE on wEEkEnDs witH minor visitations ;v
um?? ur backyard friends??? u better put some respect on uniquas name rn

oh my god evweryone on this wvebsite are fucking pathetic loserass bottoms. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. #nsfwv
;r EriDan ampora, tonguE Emoji, glancE bulbs Emoji, sEnD cHitt ;v
;r You alrEaDY know wHat mY rEsponsE will bE EriDan ;v

Can y'all 2top 3njoying my po2t2 2o much for a littl3 bit 2o I can hit bigg3r numb3r pl2

:33< thinking about how meowch i love women <3

also to clarify previous statement moirails are cool and awesome and the pale quadrant is super rad. i just wish the term pity didn't mean something different for us.
















































